How much kudos?

[Colapop]

ANYONE can post pics of interweeb chicks that you found... but how about real pics of chicks (or boys - not MY taste) that you have taken in some interesting places...? There's already the quite tame thread here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=50032)
I have a challenge that has been issued to me... to take a pic, with chick tits, next to the Britten in Te Papa... Am I THAT good??? What would the kudos be worth...?

[JayRacer37]

ANYONE can post pics of interweeb chicks that you found... but how about real pics of chicks (or boys - not MY taste) that you taken in some interesting places...? I have a challenge that has been issued to me... to take a pic, with chick tits, next to the Bitten in Te Papa... Am I THAT good??? What would the kudos be worth...?

Anythings worth a shot, big guy...
Depeding on qualitiy of said tits, the kudos could be huge...
But WTF is the Bittin??

[Sniper]

Dude.......... Porn???

[Colapop]

A Bitten is when I got fat fniggers and don typ\ good... Bourbon and wine is hleping tho

Dude.......... Porn???
Not yer average everyday... we're talking real world - that you done shit.... No faces to protect the innocent of course....

I just got a willing helper!! KB rocks!!

[98tls]

Piece a piss mate...........just hire a takeaway for a couple of hours with big saddlebags...........jesus if shes had a bad day she will probably take all er kit off for the pic.....................

[Steam]

I just got a willing helper!!
May I come help? I can be a fluffer or something.

[Toaster]

Might be a bit hard to hide the faces depending on what they were doing!

[Colapop]

Hey this is a highly public place with something that can't be removed except maybe the overcoat.... and faces can be hid... easily...

no other male helpers necessary....

[merv]

Good thing is its likely to be caught on security camera in there too. All you have to do is get someone else to distract and keep the hosts busy.

[Colapop]

There's a little planning that's so far gone into this...

[CM2005]

well its original. sounds like a laugh. I'll post you my last bottle of steinlager if u do it.

[Curious_AJ]

col's a dirty old man....

so THATS what you've been doing at work all this time! too busy to email Indy ehh?? Hmmmmmmm...........

[98tls]

Dover would get her gear off.............just blank out the other bits..........:Punk:

[Colapop]

...well.... yeah.... your point..? Indy gets enough from me... now it's time for everyone else...

THIS WILL HAPPEN PEOPLE... I can't give a specific timeframe (for obvious reasons...) but keep this thread in your remembery's...

[merv]

What do you reckon, would this work better when the place is busy or quiet? Quiet time is late night Thursday open until 9pm.

Doesn't say you can't have tits out here http://www.tepapa.govt.nz/TePapa/English/VisitingTePapa/ConditionsOfEntry/

[Curious_AJ]

...well.... yeah.... your point..? Indy gets enough from me... now it's time for everyone else...

THIS WILL HAPPEN PEOPLE... I can't give a specific timeframe (for obvious reasons...) but keep this thread in your remembery's...

he doesn't get enough.... lol...

neither does AJ... she wants a piece of col every now and again...

^0^!

[merv]

Though if any KBers are classed as animals they will have to be left outside with the smokers.

[skelstar]

Sad, man....

[merv]

Col how about we stage the next Welly KB lunch there and we could help with the distraction and err watch at the same time?

[Colapop]

he doesn't get enough.... lol...
neither does AJ... she wants a piece of col every now and again...
^0^!
Yeah you can have some... coz I' do that to my boy!


Call me when you're free

Col how about we stage the next Welly KB lunch there and we could help with the distraction and err watch at the same time?
Now Merv there is the slightest piece of decorum about this, you realise...

Not about just havin' a perv either... this is just coz I got challenged... don't do it people - you'll lose!

[Steam]

Watch out for Te Papa security, they also do solid energy's security on the west coast and are known for doing illegal stuff, threatening people, etc.
Remember that remote controlled camera that was discovered in the bush on the west coast spying on people? That was them.
They also go beyond their rights in chaining off public areas and "physically restraining" people who have not touched them, which is assault.
A bad bad bunch.

[merv]

Col is a big guy - he'd take some restraining and anyway is a lunch on or what? Just not next week I'm not here.

[Maha]

OMG the pennys are dropping like little round things....or maybe not so little....:shit: ....in any case, kudos or beer? the chioce is yours 'oh bearer of man hugs'....:dodge:

[Steam]

is a lunch on or what? Just not next week I'm not here.
I'd be on for some lunch, gimmie a yell when.

[CM2005]

I've got export too...

[Colapop]

Make no mistake ... this will happen... not in a week... in time...

I gotta be cryptic for the woman who'll be involved...

And James... Te Papa security...? You say that like there should be fear involved....

I gotta a family that make Red Badge, or whoever the hell they is, look like girl guides...


I drink VODKA. No shit vodka either.... Olde grey hen, 42 Below or Absolut...

[Deviant Esq]

I drink VODKA. No shit vodka either.... Olde grey hen, 42 Below or Absolut...
Nice. I've got a bottle of Absolut in the cupboard that's calling my name...

*Subscribes to thread*

:corn:

[Patch]

Col is a big guy - he takes some restraining

:sick: ewwwwww you welly folks are dirty littl' fukkers :sick:








tits are overrated, must be firm round arse :moon:

[Madness]

Sorry Col but it takes bugger all cajones to stand inside Te Papa and point a camera at Hels while she flashes her titties. Now if you were to run through Te Papa stark raving nekkid, then I'd give you bling. The natural history section might be more appropriate come to think of it.

[The Pastor]

yeah, it has to be on the front page of the hearlad dude.

[Colapop]

Sorry Col but it takes bugger all cajones to stand inside Te Papa and point a camera at Hels while she flashes her titties...
Not. Would you take pics of your little sister like that...?

[Trudes]

Here's a sexy beast at Te Papa

[Str8 Jacket]

Sorry Col but it takes bugger all cajones to stand inside Te Papa and point a camera at Hels while she flashes her titties. Now if you were to run through Te Papa stark raving nekkid, then I'd give you bling. The natural history section might be more appropriate come to think of it.

WTF is your problem dude? Why would you say that?!

[riffer]

Isn't it obvious Helen?

He finds the thought of a stark-naked Colapop more exciting than you topless...

go figure :mellow:

[Str8 Jacket]

Isn't it obvious Helen?

He finds the thought of a stark-naked Colapop more exciting than you topless...

go figure :mellow:

LMFAO! Well that's one way of looking at it!

[Deviant Esq]

THIS WILL HAPPEN PEOPLE... I can't give a specific timeframe (for obvious reasons...) but keep this thread in your remembery's...
*Dredge*

:corn:

[007XX]

hehe...Col, you my bro, as usual!:first:

Obviously, some people don't know yet not to dare us of something, eh?

You go for gold my friend...:sunny:

[ManDownUnder]

You go for gold my friend...:sunny:

What???

A photo of a chokky starfish in Te Papa? That IS brave LOL!

[LilSel]

ANYONE can post pics of interweeb chicks that you found... but how about real pics of chicks (or boys - not MY taste) that you have taken...

.......:woohoo:

:innocent::whistle:

everyone loves kissin chicks!

[007XX]

What???

A photo of a chokky starfish in Te Papa? That IS brave LOL!

:eek:Eewww...no, that has no appeal, regardless of wether I think the big guy is a beautiful example of male specimen or not! Some things are best left in the dark...:laugh:

[Deviant Esq]

:innocent::whistle:

everyone loves kissin chicks!
Especially if one of them is actually posting the photo up!! :whistle: :drool:

Blingage. Nice. Next one: bigger photo, more in view, pieces of clothing larger than 5cm² forbidden... :devil2:

[007XX]

Especially if one of them is actually posting the photo up!! :whistle: :drool:

Blingage. Nice. Next one: bigger photo, more in view, pieces of clothing larger than 5cm² forbidden... :devil2:

he he he...:devil2: we are so alike you and I sometimes, it's scary!

[LilSel]

Especially if one of them is actually posting the photo up!! :whistle: :drool:

Blingage. Nice. Next one: bigger photo, more in view, pieces of clothing larger than 5cm² forbidden... :devil2:

lol... ssssshhhh.... ;)

Most of them are from my cell phone so aint that big... :innocent:...

edit: im not the spotty one either!! lol, I have the mental... umm metal bits :lol:

[Deviant Esq]

Most of them are from my cell phone... :innocent:...
:shutup:

Hey LilSel... on a completely unrelated matter... want my number for pxting practice? :innocent: :shifty:

[Colapop]

I have VERY disappointing news! The intended muse has since changed her mind and I now have no model. So unless I can find an alternate - the deal is off. :(

[007XX]

I have VERY disappointing news! The intended muse has since changed her mind and I now have no model. So unless I can find an alternate - the deal is off. :(

sorry to hear that mate...sounded like a fun project. Muses can be very fickle little sprites apparently!

[Colapop]

Things change... Ahh well... No worries - There was never any pressure (just a bit of fun)

[u4ea]

I'de do it but Im soooo old I'de trip over my own boobies......run forest run...:chase:

[Deviant Esq]

Aw, that's a pity. Still, I did as you said Col and remembered the thread! :p

[Colapop]

New model required....

[Maha]

This dude could do some work/makeover.....starting with the sunny's....:cool:

[judecatmad]

New model required....

LOL, I'd do it but the world's not ready...!!! (and Dave would kill me)

[Curious_AJ]

rofl... knowing Indy he'd encourage me to do something like that... he already tries to make me go boardshort-less to the beach... that aint gunna happen!!

[Deviant Esq]

New model required....
:corn:

*Re-subscribes to thread and adds mental note to watch this space...* :shifty:

[Maha]

boardshort-less to the beach...

Is that anything like....Board shitless??

[Colapop]

No i's more like - Broad, shirtless...

[Curious_AJ]

Is that anything like....Board shitless??


No i's more like - Broad, shirtless...

rofl... no for either of them.. but its closer to the second one.. only for the bottom half, not the top half... I'm fine to wear bikini tops.. lol my boobies are nice..... :D

[Colapop]

So says you!!

*this thread is useless without pics*

[Deviant Esq]

*this thread is useless without pics*
+1... :shifty:

[riffer]

Geez AJ, you're gonna regret posting that last one.

The vultures are circling... first it was your arse... now, who knows?

They're not going to stop now... :yes:

[Waylander]

Hey this is a highly public place with something that can't be removed except maybe the overcoat.... and faces can be hid... easily...

no other male helpers necessary....
Don't just use the Swirl on your face though. Turns out they can reverse that.

[Colapop]

Don't just use the Swirl on your face though. Turns out they can reverse that.
So you seem to have found... Have they found you yet?

[Waylander]

So you seem to have found... Have they found you yet?
Momma always told me I'de be famous one day.

[Curious_AJ]

Geez AJ, you're gonna regret posting that last one.

The vultures are circling... first it was your arse... now, who knows?

They're not going to stop now... :yes:

rofl... mayhaps.. but they'll never get a naked boobie shot out of me!

[Colapop]

You could have just posted a pic of Indy!!

[Deviant Esq]

rofl... mayhaps.. but they'll never get a naked boobie shot out of me!
Rats. That's no fun, no fun at all. I guess you're just not a team player after all... :blink:

;)

[sunhuntin]

how much you paying, col? :whistle:

[Colapop]

Thread title is... "kudos" I'd say that kudos would be magnified if the subject were identifiable...

[sunhuntin]

cheapskate... lol. :angry2:

[Curious_AJ]

lol... this is as close as the internetz will get to seeing my jubblies:

[Colapop]

That's only one that I can see with any clarity. Turn slightly right and angle the camera down more.... :innocent:

[Curious_AJ]

rofl... that's the whole point Col :p

oh, Indy says hi :D

[Colapop]

Hi Indy!

Just giving direction as any good director would... Posing the muse...

[Curious_AJ]

rofl...

He's disappeared now... I think he was slightly interested.... *uh oh*

as for kudos... if it comes in the form of Nz's plastic money.. I'd do it :p

*exploiting the rich for the poor*

[Colapop]

Exploited the rich by all means (let me know who that is!) All I can give you is Monopoly money and a hotel (red plastic)...



Get him to take the pic...

[Curious_AJ]

lol, monopoly money won't by me my CBR150 :( lol...

he'd gladly take the pic... though, I'd be the one to delete it before it gets onto here!!

and why did this turn into a "lets get AJ to give us a boob pic" thread?

[cave weta]

QUOTE=JayRacer37;1061020]Anythings worth a shot, big guy...
Depeding on qualitiy of said tits, the kudos could be huge...
But WTF is the Bittin??[/QUOTE]:laugh::laugh::laugh:[

Its a small wading bird!! you will find it on the first floor with all the other sea creatures! and its quite dimly lit in there so take a flash!!:2thumbsup

[Colapop]

lol, monopoly money won't by me my CBR150 :( lol...

he'd gladly take the pic... though, I'd be the one to delete it before it gets onto here!!

and why did this turn into a "lets get AJ to give us a boob pic" thread?
It hasn't. Merely exploring the possibility of a new model is all...

[Curious_AJ]

rofl.... If anything, I'd take the picture, save the eyesight of all those on KB ^_^

how about finding a random? lol... put an ad in the newspaper.

[Colapop]

Nah that's not the point. It was never about the boobs (hence the anonymity) it was about the location etc...

[Curious_AJ]

yeah, I know.

but they come into it somewhat as an addition to the danger imposed by the location.

[Colapop]

Anyone can have their photo taken next to the Britten - fully clothed...

[Curious_AJ]

but that's no fun :p

lol, I'm just being a douche, as usual lol.

[Jerms]

Sounds suspiciously like Col is trying to get out of it...:innocent:

[Colapop]

Not at all - it's just not worth trying coerce someone... volunteers don't require payment...

[Curious_AJ]

lol. col sounds bitter...

[Colapop]

Oh ya.. I'm a angry angry man... :mellow:

[Curious_AJ]

yes you are... grrr..

[The Pastor]

all talk and no action!

[Edbear]

It was never about the boobs...


Uhuh...!:whistle:

[Curious_AJ]

lol!!!! ... !!! ... !!!