Diary of a First Time Pit Bitch

[sisterecho]

The VMCC Round 1 at Taupo was my first experience of being part of Poo’s Team Racing. And what an experience it was.

After getting up at an atrocious hour Poos seemed more interested in eating his awesome sandwich than getting us to the track on time. We arrived fashionably late and, silly me, I expected it to be all action from that point. But no, it appears talking shit was the priority so after the riders briefing we still had the bikes on the trailer.

Lesson the first: Poos taught me how to use the tyre warmers, a fairly simple task... unless you are Kicking Zebra and your brand new tyre warmers have no plugs on them! Second lesson of the day: how to change a tyre on Kicking Zebra's bike, Cowpoos style. Basically you half start it then make such a cockup of it that someone takes pity on you and finishes it for you. From what I saw, this technique is faultless. Thanks Drew and Gordon.

Poos snuck out in F2 qualifier for impromptu and illegal practice (apparently). Which was nice to see because he was such a pussy at the track day that I never actually saw him on the track! Then after some frantic tyre warmer removal the guys went out for F1 qualifying. Poos ended up qualifying seventh in F1 claiming he was scared of passing Two Smoker because of his in-field motocross manoeuvres.

Lesson the third: Waiting in line for coffee is an important pit bitching duty, even if you don’t drink coffee yourself.

Various crashes put a dampener on day. Yes this is a clever pun. So the day was canned, and opinions were mixed and varied about this. I personally didn’t enjoy witnessing friends crashing, something had to be done. But that left us with a whole afternoon to waste,... what to do?

Being Poo’s Team Racing we stuffed around for AGES at the track but were lucky enough to get a brief visit from the ever so dreamy Fabio. Then it was off to Breakers for a feed and then back to Hamilton to Gav's mum's house for a delicious roast meal... thanks Gav's mum!!! I also had the pleasure of seeing four half naked boys in the spa… I'd like to say men, but from what I saw, that would be a misleading statement. :)

The highlight of the day was when Momentum shot his monkey at Poos’ nuts.

In summary, I learnt that turning up late means most of the work is already done for you, changing tyres is tricky... and Poos not only owns a Celine Dion CD... but he knows all the words.

[skelstar]

You didn't mention that 'Top Gun' soundtrack being played over and over and over and over.... 'Playing with the boys' was still ringing in my head when I got home at 7:30pm.

[sisterecho]

You didn't mention that 'Top Gun' soundtrack being played over and over and over and over.... 'Playing with the boys' was still ringing in my head when I got home at 7:30pm.

I must've been partially brain-washed by Poos' rendition of 'My Heart Will Go On' :sick:

[cowpoos]

You didn't mention that 'Top Gun' soundtrack being played over and over and over and over.... 'Playing with the boys' was still ringing in my head when I got home at 7:30pm.
thats the Poo's Team Racing theme track!! so back the F#@k off Mr karitane yellow!! ;)

[cowpoos]

Poo's I take it this bird is the one you were swanning around with at the trackday the other week?
I don't swan!!!! and Sisterecho was the unfortunate lass in my presence the other week... are you jealous you didn't get to swan [??] around with me neo?

[sisterecho]

Poo's I take it this bird is the one you were swanning around with at the trackday the other week?

Oooh... we were swanning? :)

[cowpoos]

Oooh... we were swanning? :)
you know whats really really really funny....like....how your age on your profile seems to get younger and younger by the day????



anyway...I better get back to work!!

[skidMark]

lol u lot are classic

nice write up

i needed a laugh.

[sisterecho]

Well, I mighta felt a bit left out in the cold... Nevermind, I got to give yer a kiss the night before eh!
And welcome sista to the fold. I would warn you about poo's but it appears it is too late, hes got his mitts on you already.

And whats the name mean, whats the name mean, whats the name mean?

Thanks Speedie. Yes, I learned about Poos the hard way.

I'll tell you what the name means the next time I see ya. ;)

[chanceyy]

The VMCC Round 1 at Taupo was my first experience of being part of Poo’s Team Racing. And what an experience it was.

After getting up at an atrocious hour Poos seemed more interested in eating his awesome sandwich than getting us to the track on time. We arrived fashionably late and, silly me, I expected it to be all action from that point. But no, it appears talking shit was the priority so after the riders briefing we still had the bikes on the trailer.

Lesson the first: Poos taught me how to use the tyre warmers, a fairly simple task... unless you are Kicking Zebra and your brand new tyre warmers have no plugs on them! Second lesson of the day: how to change a tyre on Kicking Zebra's bike, Cowpoos style. Basically you half start it then make such a cockup of it that someone takes pity on you and finishes it for you. From what I saw, this technique is faultless. Thanks Drew and Gordon.

Poos snuck out in F2 qualifier for impromptu and illegal practice (apparently). Which was nice to see because he was such a pussy at the track day that I never actually saw him on the track! Then after some frantic tyre warmer removal the guys went out for F1 qualifying. Poos ended up qualifying seventh in F1 claiming he was scared of passing Two Smoker because of his in-field motocross manoeuvres.

Lesson the third: Waiting in line for coffee is an important pit bitching duty, even if you don’t drink coffee yourself.

Various crashes put a dampener on day. Yes this is a clever pun. So the day was canned, and opinions were mixed and varied about this. I personally didn’t enjoy witnessing friends crashing, something had to be done. But that left us with a whole afternoon to waste,... what to do?

Being Poo’s Team Racing we stuffed around for AGES at the track but were lucky enough to get a brief visit from the ever so dreamy Fabio. Then it was off to Breakers for a feed and then back to Hamilton to Gav's mum's house for a delicious roast meal... thanks Gav's mum!!! I also had the pleasure of seeing four half naked boys in the spa… I'd like to say men, but from what I saw, that would be a misleading statement. :)

The highlight of the day was when Momentum shot his monkey at Poos’ nuts.

In summary, I learnt that turning up late means most of the work is already done for you, changing tyres is tricky... and Poos not only owns a Celine Dion CD... but he knows all the words.

Great write up .. thats our Poo's .. makes himself look busy & allow others to do the work ..

but I did not know the lad had a softer side .... celine hmmmm

this means a rethink ... :shifty: :cool: :whistle: :psst: :scratch:

[Kickaha]

Poos really may be a homo under all the "man-ness"

With that choice of music,I don't think there's any maybe about it

[HDTboy]

Two things that I have garnered from this race report...quite disturbing...

WTF was going on in the spa?
What happens in Hamilton, stays in Hamilton.

Poos really may be a homo under all the "man-ness"
He is, he wouldn't even get in the spa

Good write up Rach

[cowpoos]

What happens in Hamilton, stays in Hamilton.

I thought I might add something to this obviously semi true diary...

The quote of the day had to go to Jay,when HDTboy was disscussing his home made video collection.


Gav' it doesn't count as porn if your the only person staring in it.

[JayRacer37]

I thought I might add something to this obviously semi true diary...

The quote of the day had to go to Jay,when HDTboy was disscussing his home made video collection.

a' thank you....

[Riff Raff]

Poos really may be a homo under all the "man-ness"

He's not a homo..... yet! He's just bi-curious.

[cowpoos]

He's not a homo..... yet! He's just bi-curious.
thats just being nasty....I'm going to steal your pussy for being nasty!!!

[HDTboy]

The quote of the day had to go to Jay,when HDTboy was discussing his home made video collection.

I believe you were the one discussing my porn roles

[sisterecho]

I believe you were the one discussing my porn roles

That's true... he does bring it up at every opportunity. <_<

[cowpoos]

That's true... he does bring it up at every opportunity. <_<
I'm proud of my camera work...its hard to get the lighting right when your using a 1000x zoom len's

[Nicksta]

ROFL.... you guys crack me up Jay and Poos.....
(unfortunately i must spread reputation before giving it to you both again for that one!)

great write up!
look forward to a manfeild rendition....

[skidMark]

I'm proud of my camera work...its hard to get the lighting right when your using a 1000x zoom len's

thats sum ub3r ouch pwnage i's rep u if i cld

[aff-man]

Ahhh yes the life of the pit bitch......

Good write up. Seems i'll be PB'ing down in manfield as well so i'll catch you lot down there.


Maybe we should form a union, I mean Gixser is falling behind on his bowl of rice payments.

[cowpoos]

The VMCC Round 1 at Taupo was my first experience of being part of Poo’s Team Racing. And what an experience it was.

After getting up at an atrocious hour Poos seemed more interested in eating his awesome sandwich than getting us to the track on time. We arrived fashionably late and, silly me, I expected it to be all action from that point. But no, it appears talking shit was the priority so after the riders briefing we still had the bikes on the trailer.

Lesson the first: Poos taught me how to use the tyre warmers, a fairly simple task... unless you are Kicking Zebra and your brand new tyre warmers have no plugs on them! Second lesson of the day: how to change a tyre on Kicking Zebra's bike, Cowpoos style. Basically you half start it then make such a cockup of it that someone takes pity on you and finishes it for you. From what I saw, this technique is faultless. Thanks Drew and Gordon.

Poos snuck out in F2 qualifier for impromptu and illegal practice (apparently). Which was nice to see because he was such a pussy at the track day that I never actually saw him on the track! Then after some frantic tyre warmer removal the guys went out for F1 qualifying. Poos ended up qualifying seventh in F1 claiming he was scared of passing Two Smoker because of his in-field motocross manoeuvres.

Lesson the third: Waiting in line for coffee is an important pit bitching duty, even if you don’t drink coffee yourself.

Various crashes put a dampener on day. Yes this is a clever pun. So the day was canned, and opinions were mixed and varied about this. I personally didn’t enjoy witnessing friends crashing, something had to be done. But that left us with a whole afternoon to waste,... what to do?

Being Poo’s Team Racing we stuffed around for AGES at the track but were lucky enough to get a brief visit from the ever so dreamy Fabio. Then it was off to Breakers for a feed and then back to Hamilton to Gav's mum's house for a delicious roast meal... thanks Gav's mum!!! I also had the pleasure of seeing four half naked boys in the spa… I'd like to say men, but from what I saw, that would be a misleading statement. :)

The highlight of the day was when Momentum shot his monkey at Poos’ nuts.

In summary, I learnt that turning up late means most of the work is already done for you, changing tyres is tricky... and Poos not only owns a Celine Dion CD... but he knows all the words.
ahhhh....still a bit of a laugh now!!! what happened to the next installments???

[sisterecho]

ahhhh....still a bit of a laugh now!!! what happened to the next installments???

I couldn't compete with your Star Wars Episode VMCC 3 Return of the Jedi.

Also, you got your panties in a twirl when I revealed your fascination with Celine Dion. :baby:

[cowpoos]

I couldn't compete with your Star Wars Episode VMCC 3 Return of the Jedi.

Also, you got your panties in a twirl when I revealed your fascination with Celine Dion. :baby:
well!!! duh!!! of course I did...do you know how hard it is to un-twirl your panty's with out takeing them off first!!

[skelstar]

This would be SisEcho right now i reckon:

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[sisterecho]

You sure you aren't psychic Skelstar? Cos damn... you hit the nail on the head!

[R6_kid]

Poor Ryan, you guy's will have really hurt his feelings now!

[cowpoos]

Poor Ryan, you guy's will have really hurt his feelings now!
feeling'S.......you mean I have more that one?????

[skelstar]

You sure you aren't psychic Skelstar? Cos damn... you hit the nail on the head!
More of an empathy thing I guess.

[dickytoo]

. and Poos not only owns a Celine Dion CD... but he knows all the words.


Ha ha! she got you there

hey great to see you on sunday.

[Colapop]

She's REALLY little!! (but cuddly)... It's your job to keep Poos sober before raceday...

[dickytoo]

hey great to see you on sunday.


poos, i mean.

also good to meet up with colapop at last!

[scracha]

Big up's to the colapop man for inadvertently cracking my back into shape on Sunday morning.

[Colapop]

It was inadvertent... I'm an expert!

[scracha]

It was inadvertent... I'm an expert!

I'm serious mate. I could hardly get on and off the bike on Sunday morning until you cracked whatever needed cracked in my back.

[sisterecho]

She's REALLY little!! (but cuddly)...

Who me? I'm not REALLY little... I'm vertically efficient!