Sooooo!

[Str8 Jacket]

All things going well a fellow KBer has offered me a lend of his A100, not just any A100, THE A100.......

Look out Wellington! :Punk:

[Nasty]

Sounds great .. defiantely look out Welly!!

[Str8 Jacket]

Sounds great .. defiantely look out Welly!!

I really missed my 2 smoker!

[KoroJ]

Look out Wellington! :Punk:

Na.....just Ronin

[Str8 Jacket]

Na.....just Ronin

lol, mate if he cant keep up with the A then he really does have problems!!

[Donor]

ARGH!

I must find a new avatar... *sob*

[Colapop]

OMG Pussy in Stereo!! How's the new digs chick? How's your pussy?

[Str8 Jacket]

ARGH!

I must find a new avatar... *sob*

Ah, bums. How long have you had yours? I dont mind changing it, ive only had it for a few weeks or something....

[Lissa]

Awesome Hels :2thumbsup ... means you will finally make it to Castlepoint then.

[Str8 Jacket]

OMG Pussy in Stereo!! How's the new digs chick? How's your pussy?

hehe and it looks like my doodles to, eh?! Man my new place is fucken awesome. I have a view of the entire harbour from almost every room in the house! I sleep with my curtains open, its awesome! Can even check the motorway before I leave.... Pussy's good. Wants to get out and is inventing alsorts of new ways to try!

[Str8 Jacket]

Awesome Hels :2thumbsup ... means you will finally make it to Castlepoint then.

Im not so sure I will be attempting Castlepoint on the A. Give me a couple of years and I'll be able to afford a decent 2nd hand SV :D

[Ronin]

lol, mate if he cant keep up with the A then he really does have problems!!

It wasn't the keeping up that was the problem. (did I just say that out loud?)

[Maha]

hehe and it looks like my doodles to, eh?!.... Pussy's good.

Really??...your doodles looks like that?.....:gob:

[Str8 Jacket]

Really??...your doodles looks like that?.....:gob:

Doodles is my pussy!

[sels1]

Heya Hels
Bring the A for a spin out this way (the PK Hill beckons...)

[Colapop]

hehe and it looks like my doodles to, eh?! Man my new place is fucken awesome. I have a view of the entire harbour from almost every room in the house! I sleep with my curtains open, its awesome! Can even check the motorway before I leave.... Pussy's good. Wants to get out and is inventing alsorts of new ways to try!
As long as there's nothing trying to get in... :shutup: Good shit - the view is awesome (from the top of the steps)

[Str8 Jacket]

Heya Hels
Bring the A for a spin out this way (the PK Hill beckons...)



:devil2: :devil2:

[Str8 Jacket]

As long as there's nothing trying to get in... :shutup: Good shit - the view is awesome (from the top of the steps)

Annnnd, I got a projector, surround sound, sky, internet the worlds most massivest shower and beer!

[Wasp]

Hey Hels, congrats on The A

see you about yea?

[Str8 Jacket]

see you about yea?

Nah.............

[Donor]

Ah, bums. How long have you had yours? I dont mind changing it, ive only had it for a few weeks or something....

All fixed... I think this one suits a little better...

[Str8 Jacket]

All fixed... I think this one suits a little better...

Actually.... hmmm, I quite like that. Where'd did ya get it...:innocent:

[Colapop]

You'll need to change your user title... to something like "Fear my cow fu" "Cow Yun Phat".. or some such clever witticism...

[Str8 Jacket]

You'll need to change your user title... to something like "Fear my cow fu" "Cow Yun Phat".. or some such clever witticism...

Or maybe even something funny.... :p

[Colapop]

Ow ow ow it burns! O hang on its me - I got burned!

[Str8 Jacket]

Ow ow ow it burns! O hang on its me - I got burned!

Just showing you my appreciation for helping me move and for transporting my pussy all around town... :D

[Colapop]

Anytime your pussy needs a little attention... :innocent:

[Str8 Jacket]

Anytime your pussy needs a little attention... :innocent:

Careful, you'll start rumours.... LMFAO!

[Colapop]

S'ok sis, I'll squash anyone who promotes them!

[Str8 Jacket]

S'ok sis, I'll squash anyone who promotes them!

Ma hero! :love:

[Colapop]

NOT!! I just like squishin' people...

[sels1]

NOT!! I just like squishin' people...

who would have thought.........:laugh:

[Wasp]

Nah.............
luv you too babe:hug:

[Madness]

I sleep with my curtains open, its awesome!

Watch out for sicko's peering in, looking at your pussy while you sleep Hels.

[Colapop]

Gonna hafta be a tall bugger...

[Storm]

Annnnd, I got a projector, surround sound, sky, internet the worlds most massivest shower and beer!

Can I come live at your house? It sounds like a dream house :D
(colapop, this is not threatening-please dont crush me and break the other side of my collarbone)


PS Please dont keep telling us about it. Its just not good for morale :(

[Str8 Jacket]

PS Please dont keep telling us about it. Its just not good for morale :(

Ah, but my morale has taken a huge beating over the last 8 months or so! I can finally say that things are starting to go right for me now so I will continue to keep "bragging" for a bit longer.... :p

[Colapop]

Can I come live at your house? It sounds like a dream house :D
(colapop, this is not threatening-please dont crush me and break the other side of my collarbone)
PS Please dont keep telling us about it. Its just not good for morale :(
As the designated doorman, I'll take your request into consideration...

Excuse me, Ma'am there is a gentleman here wanting to be an acquaintance... I'm not sure I like the look of him... would you like to see his resume?

[Str8 Jacket]

Excuse me, Ma'am there is a gentleman here wanting to be an acquaintance... I'm not sure I like the look of him... would you like to see his resume?

Just his arse will be fine thanks!

[Colapop]

Storm, please send the appropriate aforementioned material and resume with references to me and I will pass on the information to the young woman concerned. ANY attempt to circumvent this process will result in the severest punishment. You have been warned.

[Skunk]

Storm, please send the appropriate aforementioned material and resume with references to me and I will pass on the information to the young woman concerned. ANY attempt to circumvent this process will result in the severest punishment. You have been warned.
You want to see his arse?!

[Storm]

I must admit I am more than a bit concerned with the arse viewing request. I dont show it to just anyone y'know. Especially a guy who, if it is the chappie I am thinking of, is 6 foot huge and muscled like a gorilla. Just dont sound right.


Str8 - I see. In light of the latest evidence, feel free to assume the bellowing stance on the rooftops, complete with bullhorn.

PS At least you wont get uninvited guests with a doorman like that.

PPS Just for your eyes only:moon: :devil2:

[Colapop]

I reiterate my previous post....

DO NOT TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THE PROCESS

And I might say I have not yet seen your resume... I do however have a company logo (Doorman Services)

[Storm]

Orright then. Heres my credentials :moon:
If elected, I promise to waffle on endlessly about bikes, remind house owner of the many fine qualities of the doorman, and just generally work like the one armed man I currently am. This of course meaning I'd be a pushover at PS/X box etc

[Colapop]

She will require;

Spending money - for petrol and tyres
Respect - not a sycophant
Kindness - for her pussy
And you have to have and VERY nice arse (that I will not be judging)

O and she must approve of you. If you f*ck up I'll kill you. They won't find your body. Or any evidence you were there. And it will be painful (for you - a lot)

[Storm]

Sadly, I may not be the right man for the job.
-not loaded
-dont have enough painkillers for the consequences of stuffing up
-wife says I cant whore my nice arse around.Apparently it belongs to her

Alas, I must withdraw my expression of interest.


PS the doorman scares me too much. He keeps looking at me and the veins in his neck pop out

[Colapop]

Funny coz usually when I look at people their eyes pop out!

[Storm]

Thats coz you have them in one of your famed vise grip hugs and are squeezing at the time

[Colapop]

They're not that vice-like....


More gorrilla-like (apparently)

[Storm]

Yeah,as if people struggling for breath are worried about specifics :D

[merv]

Great to hear you'll still be biking and I reckon you should try Castlepoint again. My first bike was an A100 way back when I had hair and I rode that from ChCh to Napier and back no problem at the time. Never managed to ever break the engine but gave the wheels and chassis a hard time thinking I coul trail ride it.