New Mystery Illness

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Another new illness to watch out for!

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
:yes:

[MisterD]

ARSE! and another 5 characters

[Storm]

Have you learned nothing woman. ARSE!!!
Who gives a shit if your beast of burden donkey drags it arse into work?