Captain Kirk vs Luke Skywalker [Archive]

Steam

23rd May 2007, 20:22

I think Kirk would win. Even with the lightsaber, Luke is no match for the wiles and sheer character of Kirk. He's unkillable.
Kirk vs Darth Vader...? Kirk
Kirk vs Picard? Kirk.
Kirk vs Spock? Hmmm... Kirk?

Who could kill Kirk? In my opinion, no force in the universe could stop a righteously angry Kirk pushed into a corner.

NighthawkNZ

23rd May 2007, 20:25

Who could kill Kirk? In my opinion, no force in the universe could stop a righteously angry Kirk pushed into a corner.

me... first I torture him with my music and then and then well actually he probably will committ suicide after that :innocent:

Steam

23rd May 2007, 20:30

me... first I torture him with my music and then and then well actually he probably will committ suicide after that :innocent:

Having listened to your music, I must agree.:shutup:
Nah, just joking!

Swoop

23rd May 2007, 20:33

Who could kill Kirk? In my opinion, no force in the universe could stop a righteously angry Kirk pushed into a corner.

The labour party could. No contest. Tie him up in red tape then bleed him dry.

Steam

23rd May 2007, 20:38

The labour party could. No contest. Tie him up in red tape then bleed him dry.
No, see, Starfleet already tried that, they made him an Admiral, gave someone else the Enterprise, stuck him behind a desk. But he took advantage of a looming interstellar cloud, rode to the rescue, got demoted back to the captain's seat, and there he is again.

If Labour tried to do something like that I'd bet the Earth would be menaced by aliens so Kirk had to go back in time and eradicate social inequality so Labour didn't need to exist in the first place, then he'd be free to battle the aliens (in a cunning manner) and save the earth (and the Enterprise).

NighthawkNZ

23rd May 2007, 20:40

Nah, just joking!

I wasn't... :gob:

MisterD

23rd May 2007, 20:42

TJ Hooker?

NighthawkNZ

23rd May 2007, 20:50

No, see, Starfleet already tried that, they made him an Admiral, gave someone else the Enterprise, stuck him behind a desk. But he took advantage of a looming interstellar cloud, rode to the rescue, got demoted back to the captain's seat, and there he is again.

but the more logical path would be shot first ask questions later... you know the song "we come in peace shoot to kill" then go back in time to ensure the marshmellows for the future and setup a business to make a bizillion gizillion dollars ...

oh wait wrong show never mind :doh:

Colapop

23rd May 2007, 20:53

No, see, Starfleet already tried that, they made him an Admiral, gave someone else the Enterprise, stuck him behind a desk. But he took advantage of a looming interstellar cloud, rode to the rescue, got demoted back to the captain's seat, and there he is again.

If Labour tried to do something like that I'd bet the Earth would be menaced by aliens so Kirk had to go back in time and eradicate social inequality so Labour didn't need to exist in the first place, then he'd be free to battle the aliens (in a cunning manner) and save the earth (and the Enterprise).
Your duct tape collection is calling you... you've been away from it too long...

Skyryder

23rd May 2007, 20:59

Monorail

23rd May 2007, 21:01

chuck norris

Steam

23rd May 2007, 21:08

Your duct tape collection is calling you... you've been away from it too long...

Heh, that's called "intertextuality": referring to the contents of a thread in a post in a different thread. Clever Cola.
And for your elucidation, I collect 1930s to 1960's Tilley Lamps, not duct tape.
I have quite a collection and consider myself among the top ten Lantern collectors in New Zealand.

BarBender

23rd May 2007, 21:11

Who could kill Kirk? In my opinion, no force in the universe could stop a righteously angry Kirk pushed into a corner.

Evil Kirk wont make the same mistake...

McJim

23rd May 2007, 21:18

Denny Crane. Never lost, never will.

Kirk Vs Crane?

Hmmmm

Kendog

23rd May 2007, 21:28

Chuck Norris (http://reviews.ebay.com/Top-100-Chuck-Norris-Facts_W0QQugidZ10000000000690883)

No contest

KoroJ

23rd May 2007, 22:25

Denny Crane. Never lost, never will.

Kirk Vs Crane?

Especially with Alan Shaw as co-council

EJT

24th May 2007, 07:59

I vote for Kirk's toupee. Nothing in the universe can remove that sucker

Trudes

24th May 2007, 08:01

I vote for The Hoff.:sick:

Lias

24th May 2007, 08:50

Duh, Mr Rogers wins!

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

Kickaha

24th May 2007, 09:03

Captaink Kirk would kick Lukes arse, Lukes to much of a goody two shoes to be able to deal to Kirk

Drunken Monkey

24th May 2007, 09:47

Chuck Norris (http://reviews.ebay.com/Top-100-Chuck-Norris-Facts_W0QQugidZ10000000000690883)

No contest

Piffle, Chuck would get pwn'd by Kirk over and over. He's not even in the same league.

The only thing that can kill Kirk, is Kirk.

avgas

24th May 2007, 09:56

k14

24th May 2007, 09:56

Yep, I'd definately dominate.

Storm

24th May 2007, 11:22

Piffle, Chuck would get pwn'd by Kirk over and over. He's not even in the same league.

The only thing that can kill Kirk, is Kirk.

Yeah cause Chuck never got into fights for real, they were always TV actors like Kirk ....wait a minute, thats not right- HE DID. A lot.
Compare not your play acting nancies with real men.

BIGBOSSMAN

24th May 2007, 11:32

I vote for Dr Smith, the wily stowaway of 'Lost In Space' fame. Let me paint a picture for you......

"Dr Smith advances on the hapless Kirk, sheet of A4 copyright photocopy paper in hand and unleashes a furious barrage of paper cuts on the legendary Starfleet Admiral's hands, neck and face. Admiral Kirk backs up quickly, shrieking like a slapped child and trips over the metallic form of K9 from Dr Who, breaking his neck and soiling his pants in the process."

Great tactics from Dr Smith, his cunning and treachery more than a match for the Admiral's athleticism and tenacity.:done:

FlangMasterJ

24th May 2007, 11:45

John Rambo.

Rambo 4 look's fucken great!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6i090FGzQ

Dave Lobster

24th May 2007, 11:53

me... first I torture him with my music and then and then well actually he probably will commit suicide after that :innocent:

Wouldn't sending him to Palmerston North be a quicker way to make him top himself?

SpankMe

24th May 2007, 12:02

Kai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kai_%28Lexx%29) would have no problem assassinating him for the Devine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets. Or if Zev/Xev (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zev_Bellringer) just asked him to.

Drunken Monkey

24th May 2007, 17:53

Yeah cause Chuck never got into fights for real, they were always TV actors like Kirk ....wait a minute, thats not right- HE DID. A lot.
Compare not your play acting nancies with real men.

You're a nonce. It wasn't "Chuck Norris v William Shatner", it was "Chuck Norris v Captain Kirk". But if you want to go down that path, then I back ANY of the Gracie brothers to give that old has-been Chuck a hiding in meatspace any day.

NighthawkNZ

24th May 2007, 17:58

I vote for The Hoff.:sick:

Don't Hassle the Hoff :innocent: :lol:

avgas

25th May 2007, 09:44

Kai
The guy from the Cure? P.T. nah i know who he is

The Pastor

25th May 2007, 17:13

luke would kick kirks arse anyday of the week, except on sundays where he would kick it twice.

Skyryder

25th May 2007, 18:56

luke would kick kirks arse anyday of the week, except on sundays where he would kick it twice.

That Luke Skywalker..............kick arse??................bollocks. He's my brother.

He's so embarressing I changed my name. :Punk:

Skyryder

Steam

25th May 2007, 19:00

Yeah Luke's pretty embarrasing. He's the Hansen of the Jedi world.
The boy-band posterchild of the new republic.
Whoever heard of a skinny girly blonde guy being a kickass dude. Sure he handles a blade well but...

Waylander

25th May 2007, 19:06

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Guitana

25th May 2007, 19:25

How about Kirk and Luke V Chopper Read yeah that would be a show down to end all showdowns!!! Luke thrusts at chopper missing his face but slicing his good ear off with the light sabre,enraged Chopper pulls the 12 gauge shotgun from his belt and shoots luke through the right eye!!! Kirk now realising he's outgunned starts to cry and beg for mercy but his cries fall on deaf ears!!!
Chopper takes him out execution style two shots to the back of the head!
Chopper stands over Luke and starts apologising for shooting him and offers him a ciggy!!!!Unfortunately lukes not fairing too well and soon succumbs to his head injury!!!!Chopper Read 2 Space fruit cakes nil!