View Full Version : Caption competition!!! (24 May)
Swoop
24th May 2007, 15:52
In the finest traditions of KB... (poking the shit) I announce caption competition #4.
Same rules as always. Best three captions win bling!!!
Closing date / winners anounced: "Sometime" next week.
Over to you.
Mr Merde
24th May 2007, 15:55
"Better than a handprint in wet concrete"
Big Dave
24th May 2007, 15:56
Multi billion dollar 'Cross Karachi Tunnel' opens.
Switch
24th May 2007, 15:58
"After months of trying, he finally got his knee down"
Edit: Mwhahaaahha
Transit NZ's first attempt at an international project had predictable results.
kiwifruit
24th May 2007, 15:59
Ashram had mixed emotions about getting his knee down for the first time
edit: damn! too slow :P
MSTRS
24th May 2007, 15:59
Oh my golly gosh!! They are making kneedown look so much easy at Philip Island!
BarBender
24th May 2007, 16:09
"Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by blowing up half of Cairo".
Horney1
24th May 2007, 16:12
Fuck it! I must get one of those caves with a vertical door!
Poor Rohit was having only limited success in setting up his underground scooter movement.
MidnightMike
24th May 2007, 16:22
"Muhammed was so proud to get his knee down that he had it imprinted in conrete on gujurat streets hall of fame."
iwilde
24th May 2007, 16:49
"Gwad blimmie, I found the shithole of Culcutta. And thought it was somewhere near Gore!"
cowboy
24th May 2007, 17:01
Ow derry me. That will teach me for getting a back street hover conversion!!
LilSel
24th May 2007, 17:27
Osama?!... I've been looking for you all over
kerfufflez
24th May 2007, 17:28
Rajiv learns the phrase 'I don't know my arse from a hole in the ground'.
KoroJ
24th May 2007, 17:33
How do say - "Bugger me!!" in Hindi?
Donor
24th May 2007, 17:59
Abdul took his shifts on the Al Qaeda tunnel boring machine very seriously...
RiderInBlack
24th May 2007, 18:00
"After pasting the bike, Raj-id decided to take a short cut through the purpose built Calcutta Underground Scooter Motorway."
MisterD
24th May 2007, 18:01
Bollywood's remake of "Alfie" gets off to a bad start.
Skyryder
24th May 2007, 18:12
That bastard salesman. He told me I'd never have to worry about the sump.
Skyryder
"Most unreasonable scooter, you won't fit into the tunnel!" The little children nearby manage to win another bet!
Hitcher
24th May 2007, 18:30
Rancid Thing's "Curry in a Hurry" business took a nose dive.
James Deuce
24th May 2007, 18:34
We are to be catching a jolly big Hindu this time Ahmed.
T.W.R
24th May 2007, 18:58
"Holy Vindaloo!!, It caught Me!!" :pinch: {Mental note: Must save bike, it's only 3 generations old!}
Ranjeet tried to make allowances for the off-camber corner...
dogsnbikes
24th May 2007, 19:23
"legless begger recovers scooter":innocent:
Mr. Peanut
24th May 2007, 19:29
The fellow on the red bike is making good use of his vanity mirrors?!
McJim
24th May 2007, 19:57
Sanjeev was squatting over the latrine and gave one last almighty push "Bugger me - I am not remembering eating a Vespa!" He exclamed.
Honda Pakistan recall thousands of their new inflatable moped range for safety checks, as puncture rates rocket.
Indiana_Jones
24th May 2007, 20:59
"Look what I pulled out of this hole!"
-Indy
CM2005
24th May 2007, 21:12
After watching his mates get kneedown easily, Ramset Fastener decidied he'd overcome the lack of ground clearance and go all the way - Elbow Down!
Get down you blasted thing, you know I need to get the toilet seat home (strapped to back of bike) as we are having curry again tonight.
These forks will be as straight as a straight thing once I am finished, no one will know it was a GN250
VESPA = very easily stolen, poked anywhere
Holy Roller
25th May 2007, 00:25
Counter terrorism measures employed to route out Al Qaeda.
Agent 86 "they will never fall for the old hole in the ground trick".
BarBender
25th May 2007, 02:07
Rider: Pleeze...pleeze somebody be helping me!
Onlookers: Ha ha ha get farked you stupid dont look where you're going scooter riding motherfarker!
Harry33
25th May 2007, 03:46
Saddam would be buggered if the American's were going to find him and his bike in a hole.
Blairos
25th May 2007, 06:07
Peanut-Butter-Jars only realised his Garage Door was too small when he reversed his scooter out of the house
Pwalo
25th May 2007, 09:20
One stoppie too many for Achmed.
Wouldn't it be easier to park it in the garage??????
Oakie
25th May 2007, 09:45
Too late Asif discovered that the raw power from the front wheel drive Vespa really was enough to rip holes in the road.
Mystery
25th May 2007, 09:49
Sink to new depths on the new Vespa Subterranean!
avgas
25th May 2007, 10:12
Helen in the good ol days when she was a man
Macktheknife
25th May 2007, 12:44
'Fat Arse' Ranjit would do anything for a laugh.... he even tried to start "Indian Jackass"
The Pastor
25th May 2007, 13:38
Things a vespa is not
#45
Light wieght.
The Pastor
25th May 2007, 13:39
After previous attempts at the nose wheelie, ravi cheated, unfortunatly it didnt go to plan.
Skyryder
25th May 2007, 15:54
Thanks Steam.
Thuggee training. Showing how it's done.
Skyryder
Laava
25th May 2007, 17:56
Taking the piss poor translation in his owners manual literally, Reza takes his bike in for services.
Ronin
25th May 2007, 18:12
Abdul's first effort at a stoppie was undone by the Infidels Drainage
Swoop
28th May 2007, 11:33
Bump......
peasea
28th May 2007, 19:31
You're coming to my basement bedroom whether you like it or not, bitch!
peasea
28th May 2007, 19:38
In the finest traditions of KB... (poking the shit) I announce caption competition #4.
Same rules as always. Best three captions win bling!!!
Closing date / winners anounced: "Sometime" next week.
Over to you.
Guy on bike in background, thinking;
"Illiterate fuck, didn't he see the sign? 'Last anus for six hundred kilometeres', dickhead rode right into it."
Big Dog
28th May 2007, 19:39
Too bloody cheap to buy quickset concrete round here mate.
peasea
28th May 2007, 19:47
In the finest traditions of KB... (poking the shit) I announce caption competition #4.
Same rules as always. Best three captions win bling!!!
Closing date / winners anounced: "Sometime" next week.
Over to you.
Does my headlight line up NOW you LTNZ bastard??!!
peasea
28th May 2007, 22:05
In the finest traditions of KB... (poking the shit) I announce caption competition #4.
Same rules as always. Best three captions win bling!!!
Closing date / winners anounced: "Sometime" next week.
Over to you.
This from my 15 y/o...
flight ticket to india; $5000
hiring a tour guide for two weeks; $1000
crashing your scooter into the only hole in the road; priceless
Guitana
28th May 2007, 22:16
Fuck that was a mean curry lucky that drain was open still another two k's to home and I just could'nt wait!! AAAArrrgghhhhh now i know what the ring of fires like!!!!!!! Sanjay get me a roll of shit paper please!!!!
Swoop
30th May 2007, 21:22
The caption awards ceremony:
Well done to all those who participated. Difficult decision by the judging panel (since they were mostly pissed at the time...).
Drumroll please!
:first:
Sanjeev was squatting over the latrine and gave one last almighty push "Bugger me - I am not remembering eating a Vespa!" He exclamed.
:second:
One stoppie too many for Achmed.
:third:
Does my headlight line up NOW you LTNZ bastard??!!
Your bling is on the way!
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