Flowchart

[Ocean1]

How many shoes does a guy need?

[Sniper]

Hmmm, you slipped up. first times we dont notice...

[Ocean1]

Hmmm, you slipped up. first times we dont notice...

Oh I ain't infallible, in fact I fall lots, well practiced you might say. Everybody's gota be good at someting right?

Here's the deal dude: all care no responsibility OK?... actually feck all care either...

[oldrider]

Sit and stay, Sniper, I've never seen that one before! (lol) Thanks Ocean1 :yes: John.

[MyGSXF]

Hey.. does a new pair of bike boots count???? :innocent:

[Ocean1]

Hey.. does a new pair of bike boots count???? :innocent:

You tell us. Never did figure out what the rules are, near as I can make out you guys make 'em up as you go along.

[MyGSXF]

You tell us.

ok.. YES they do count!! :yes:



Never did figure out what the rules are, near as I can make out you guys make 'em up as you go along.

nah mate.. it's easy!! there's only 2 rules !! :second:

1) the female is always right!

2) If all else fails.. refer to rule #1 !!! :innocent:

follow this & you'll be sweet!! :Punk:

Jen :rockon:

[Ocean1]

ok.. YES they do count!! :yes:

Gotta be worth extra credit then right?



nah mate.. it's easy!! there's only 2 rules !! :second:

1) the female is always right!

2) If all else fails.. refer to rule #1 !!! :innocent:

follow this & you'll be sweet!! :Punk:

Jen :rockon:

Yer, hadn't escaped my razor sharp wit that women control a guys only supply of sex Obiwan. It's called a hydraulic despotism, particularly onerous form of monopoly.

[MyGSXF]

Gotta be worth extra credit then right?

They might count for... 2 then!! :Punk:



Yer, hadn't escaped my razor sharp wit that women control a guys only supply of sex Obiwan.

"only".. not quite.. there's always blow up dolls.. or sheep.. :yes:



It's called a hydraulic despotism, particularly onerous form of monopoly.

Monopoly is a good game.. :innocent:

[Ocean1]

They might count for... 2 then!! :Punk:


That's fair, one for each... so if your best foot's forward that's a front one and a back one then?


"only".. not quite.. there's always blow up dolls.. or sheep.. :yes:

Operative words were Men, and Sex. Note the capitals.


Monopoly is a good game.. :innocent:

OK, bags the shoe counter, you roll first.

[MyGSXF]

That's fair, one for each... so if your best foot's forward that's a front one and a back one then?

:shit: my.. my.. are you always so forward in being backwards.. :eek:


Operative words were Men, and Sex. Note the capitals.

OOoohhh... did I hit on a nerve there fulla??? :Pokey:


OK, bags the shoe counter, you roll first.

I'll have the hat! (turns on Joe Cocker.. "you can leave your hat on") :innocent:

[Ocean1]

:shit: my.. my.. are you always so forward in being backwards.. :eek:

Hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Besides, as you so succinctly pointed out the female’s always right… right?



OOoohhh... did I hit on a nerve there fulla??? :Pokey:

With the inflatable sheep? Nah, too many feet, twice the price. Not even upset that nobody ever offered to buy my body with a pair of boots, well alright slightly miffed maybe.



:I'll have the hat! (turns on Joe Cocker.. "you can leave your hat on") :innocent:

I’ll be the banker. (Baby take off your coat...real slow).

[MyGSXF]

Hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Besides, as you so succinctly pointed out the female’s always right… right?

Right!!!! :yes:


With the inflatable sheep? Nah, too many feet, twice the price. Not even upset that nobody ever offered to buy my body with a pair of boots, well alright slightly miffed maybe.

:violin:


I’ll be the banker. (Baby take off your coat...real slow).

:shit: uum.. bags we play scrabble now!! ;) (hey.. evoking a chicks prerogative to change her mind!! :innocent: )

speaking of Monopoly.. my 11yr old son bankrupt me.. the little shit! :oi-grr:

[Ocean1]

speaking of Monopoly.. my 11yr old son bankrupt me.. the little shit! :oi-grr:

:laugh: Never mind, I'm sure some nice girl will teach him the more important rules one day.

[MyGSXF]

:laugh: Never mind, I'm sure some nice girl will teach him the more important rules one day.

I shall have to show said nice girl.. this flowchart before their first date!!! :rolleyes:

THAT however WON'T be happening for a veeerrrryyy looooong time!!! :eek5:

[Ocean1]

I shall have to show said nice girl.. this flowchart before their first date!!! :rolleyes:

THAT however WON'T be happening for a veeerrrryyy looooong time!!! :eek5:

Nah, give the boy a break, let her work it out for herself.

Oh, and a wee warning: Dem rules don't apply to mothers, like it or not you'll get no say in the matter when the time comes.

[MyGSXF]

Oh, and a wee warning: Dem rules don't apply to mothers, like it or not you'll get no say in the matter when the time comes.

:shit: NNooooooooooooo...... :crybaby:

[cowpoos]

Drew smokes cock!!!
WTF the fuck are you on tonight wurzel gummage???