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pritch
26th May 2007, 14:26
Dear Tom

KiwiBikers is a disparate group of people, all many of us have in common is an interest in motorcycles and motorcycling. We all owe a vote of thanks to SpankMe, and latterly the moderators, who work without pay to the level of their various abilities to provide this facility.

There is sometimes a woeful amount of nonsense written here, but there are also pearls of wisdom. And then there was WINJA whose specialty was including both in the same post.

Some of us have been doing this biking thing for quite a long time now. There are quite possibly people here who were riding motor bikes before your grandparents were born, if these people are still riding they must have learned a thing or two along the way. On a personal note, perhaps I was getting a bit smug, I hadn't put a bike down since about 1973, but had only owned five bikes since. Earlier this year I put my new two week old bike into a ditch. Nobody's fault, but if blame must be apportioned it can only be mine.

I do about twenty thousand kilometers a year but there are others who do considerably more than that. There are Rusty Nuts and Southern Cross riders. There are many here who do not just ride on sunny Sundays.

There are people here who have read an enormous amount about motorcycling and know the history of the sport. Some own small libraries. There are those who understand subtleties such as the physics involved in cornering. There are people here who write about motorcycling, at least one does so professionally.

There are people here who have spent a lifetime in the mechanical and engineering trades and understand things that baffle us ordinary mortals.

There are people here who actually do know about the law. There are at least two members of the Police who are regulars here, although given the level of discourse I sometimes wonder why they bother. I have met both and they are reasonable people. Also while I don't know, I believe both hold the rank of sergeant. Both of these guys would dignify an intelligent question with an intelligent answer, preferably before any laws had been broken...

Some KB members have attended a number of track days, other KB members organise and run track days. There are people here who are embarking on racing careers. There is one who has a successful international career and has many trophies including at least two Isle of Man victories and I think at least one lap record. All of these people have helped newcomers and would no doubt do so again if approached in the right way.

As I write this it is night time in the UK just two days before the start of practice week of the 100th Anniversary meeting, and I have visions of Shaun sneaking around the course with his spray can painting his markers under cover of darkness. I'm sure we all wish him success in the coming two weeks.

In summary there is an immense amount of knowledge and expertise available here, and it's all available to you. So do you decide to ask a question? No, you decide to make a bold but highly questionable assertion. You should note though that initially the majority of the replies were motivated by concern for your welfare. At the age of fifteen (or thereabout) your experience can only be minimal at best, and as unlikely as it may seem to you, you likely have knowledge and ability to match. If I'm not mistaken your current licence status does not even permit you to legally ride your bike on the road.

Perhaps you might consider asking a question next time?

Best wishes

Pritch

Donor
26th May 2007, 14:30
Words escape me.

Bling awarded for quite possibly the most well written post I have read in ... well ever I expect.

Morcs
26th May 2007, 14:39
Words escape me.

Bling awarded for quite possibly the most well written post I have read in ... well ever I expect.

Seconded....

bert_is_evil
26th May 2007, 14:47
Well put pritch008

McJim
26th May 2007, 15:07
Pritch - I can only speak for myself when I disagree with you and say "Actually, what I know about motorcycles you could fit in a match box...before taking the matches out"

But yes - there are some knowledgable types on here...world class riders too if you know where to look.

Worth trawling through the BS to find the pearls of wisdom...now a question...which end is the front of my bike? :rofl:

MidnightMike
26th May 2007, 15:17
Hes a good dude, got me a free coke. :rockon:

moT
26th May 2007, 15:21
Thanks that is a very well written letter i apreciate the thought you put into it. yes i do know there are pearls of wisdom to be found here thats why i registerd and im not 15 im 19 i dunno where ppl got 15 from and i have ridden every day since getting my licence at 15 i have only ever ridden motorcycles

Storm
26th May 2007, 15:35
Thirded. Make it a sticky for all newbies to read please Mods

gijoe1313
26th May 2007, 15:43
Now that is a sweet, sweet post. 'Nuff said. :yes: :not: :2thumbsup :clap: :first:

Quartermile
26th May 2007, 15:44
Words escape me.

Bling awarded for quite possibly the most well written post I have read in ... well ever I expect.

Totally agree :yes:


Hes a good dude, got me a free coke. :rockon:

Good example of the shit said on here, I know its a joke, not making a personal joke:D


im not 15 im 19 i dunno where ppl got 15 from and i have ridden every day since getting my licence at 15 i have only ever ridden motorcycles

Your friend Mark, you had a car earlier this year:scratch:


Thirded. Make it a sticky for all newbies to read please Mods

Was thinking that as I was reading it :first:

moT
26th May 2007, 16:02
yeah i did acually own a subaru for 1 month got bored of it sold it when it broke down it was a shit car still dont have car licence lol

Bruiser
26th May 2007, 16:17
Dear Tom

In summary there is an immense amount of knowledge and expertise available here, and it's all available to you. So do you decide to ask a question? No, you decide to make a bold but highly questionable assertion. You should note though that initially the majority of the replies were motivated by concern for your welfare. At the age of fifteen (or thereabout) your experience can only be minimal at best, and as unlikely as it may seem to you, you likely have knowledge and ability to match. If I'm not mistaken your current licence status does not even permit you to legally ride your bike on the road.

Perhaps you might consider asking a question next time?

Best wishes

Pritch

I believe Pritch's dissertation should be required reading for all new members!

It is quite the most intelligent, powerful and insiteful post I believe I have seen in 15+ years of time on the "inter web thingy".

Pritch, well done mate! :yes:
Bruiser

imdying
26th May 2007, 16:23
Yeeesh, got a bit of a hammering in that thread didn't ya Tom. Don't worry, next they'll be telling you that lending your GSXR to somebody else, who wastes it, and then doing a dodgy insurance deal with other members as your alibi is a stupid idea too :lol:

mark247
26th May 2007, 17:54
Yeeesh, got a bit of a hammering in that thread didn't ya Tom. Don't worry, next they'll be telling you that lending your GSXR to somebody else, who wastes it, and then doing a dodgy insurance deal with other members as your alibi is a stupid idea too :lol:

haha, pwned

babyB
27th May 2007, 00:04
Words escape me.

Bling awarded for quite possibly the most well written post I have read in ... well ever I expect.


Thirded. Make it a sticky for all newbies to read please Mods

yep what they ^^ both said :clap: :2thumbsup

Highlander
27th May 2007, 00:16
Probably not meant ot be a funny, but nearly wet myslef anyway.

Well done Pritch.

Disco Dan
27th May 2007, 00:32
Frame it and put it up on your wall.....

MaxB
27th May 2007, 00:37
Great post - possibly the best I have seen on here. Bling etc.

xwhatsit
27th May 2007, 00:42
Ya' know Tom, you give me the shits.

Here I am, all ready to ask His Lordship `may I please change my name?' to Tom (the name my dear Mum gave me), as I believe my current name is rather difficult to pronounce, especially for Sallo. And then you pop up!

Knee dragging buffoon! Where do you get off calling yourself that?

P/T


Back on topic, that's a top post. Never mind the fact it was targetted at Tom (imposter!), it's quite a good way of putting things in perspective. Us young fullas do need to pay heed to those with grey beards, as you don't get to grow a grey beard if you ride about like a maniac. Nicky Hayden excepted, he does bounce rather well.

skidMark
27th May 2007, 01:30
Yeeesh, got a bit of a hammering in that thread didn't ya Tom. Don't worry, next they'll be telling you that lending your GSXR to somebody else, who wastes it, and then doing a dodgy insurance deal with other members as your alibi is a stupid idea too :lol:

and the thing is i know exactly what your talking about ;)

Sniper
27th May 2007, 08:35
Thanks that is a very well written letter i apreciate the thought you put into it. yes i do know there are pearls of wisdom to be found here thats why i registerd and im not 15 im 19 i dunno where ppl got 15 from and i have ridden every day since getting my licence at 15 i have only ever ridden motorcycles

Because you act and speak like one.


I believe Pritch's dissertation should be required reading for all new members!

It is quite the most intelligent, powerful and insiteful post I believe I have seen in 15+ years of time on the "inter web thingy".

Pritch, well done mate! :yes:
Bruiser

I second that. (Not the 15yrs plus, Im still young :p)

Well written pritch, very well done.

Donor
27th May 2007, 21:09
Your signature has inspired me Sniper...

Tom - Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis
exponebantur ad necem.

R6_kid
27th May 2007, 22:18
i want to race, on the road, with my knee down, on every corner, nice letter.

HenryDorsetCase
28th May 2007, 10:37
i want to race, on the road, with my knee down, on every corner, nice letter.

Pleased I am, that live in the North Shore you do, hmmmmmmmm.

-Yoda

Swoop
28th May 2007, 11:25
Make it a sticky for all newbies to read please Mods
Hmm, perhaps it should go into the Wiki instead? We have so many bloody "sticky" threads at the top of some forums that it is getting a bit out of hand.
UoA parking?
The ride around NZ thread has been stuck. The ride is over and nobody has posted in the thread since February... but it remains "stuck".

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SPman
28th May 2007, 18:15
Hmm, perhaps it should go into the Wiki instead? We have so many bloody "sticky" threads at the top of some forums that it is getting a bit out of hand.
UoA parking?
The ride around NZ thread has been stuck. The ride is over and nobody has posted in the thread since February... but it remains "stuck".

[/rant]
No it's not!

:whistle: