Famous or Infamous KBers...

[Colapop]

I'm in a relaxed nostalgic kinda mood tonight. I got to thinking about a few of our members past and present who make this place the eclectic miasma that it is. Now, some may say that they are famous (in their own minds) and some may say they're infamous. We have people come and people go in our lives and the same happens here in our internet lives.

I'll start the ball rolling by recalling a couple...

Sarge - Unmistakably Merkin and proud of it. A soldier in the most Merkin way. Prone to tell us all the way it should be and why we were so wrong to see things any other way... I miss you Dallas (he's still lurking)

WINJA - The most high vitriolic. His posts of pure anger were a marvel. Not just rants of no particular direction but specifically aimed to single person's weakness usually. Ultimately too successful - unfortunately he chose a God-like target and is no more (here at least)

DMNTD - The one the only (TL Rider) One of the first posts I saw of his he'd been showing his arse to the then Duc Girl (Unit) and found out it wasn't her at all but some other poor unsuspecting biker. A true gentleman and great boozing buddy

The more recently famed are still surfing and may well be named but these are just a couple that I remember with the fondness of the colour that is KB. Feel free to contribute to the list...

[Waylander]

Wonders who else made the list....

[98tls]

Havent been around long but for me Chanceyy stands out........when i joined this forum she didnt have a bike but wanted one sooooo bad..........a while later she got it and ive really enjoyed her progress with said bike and riding it.....also the people from this forum who gave up there time to help her out........awsome.........motorcycling is a real special past-time and its nice to see someone starting out and veterans helping out............

[froggyfrenchman]

Froggyfrenchman was always cool to have around...

Whatever happened to that guy?

[terbang]

Scumdog: Loud and uncouth, from the Riviera of the south, rides a Harley, wears tassles, speaks as he sees it and is a top bloke. He's having a 10,000 post shout soon too.:innocent:

[Colapop]

Froggyfrenchman was always cool to have around...

Whatever happened to that guy?

HOLY CRAP!! FROGGY!!

I'll be up your way in a few weeks... gotta keep in touch bro...

[chanceyy]

Havent been around long but for me Chanceyy stands out........when i joined this forum she didnt have a bike but wanted one sooooo bad..........a while later she got it and ive really enjoyed her progress with said bike and riding it.....also the people from this forum who gave up there time to help her out........awsome.........motorcycling is a real special past-time and its nice to see someone starting out and veterans helping out............


:o awww shucks mike ya making me :o


I have certainly made some awesome friends through this site .. met some great ppl, gotta love the net huh, opens up a whole new world & enables you to follow ya dreams ..

I also do not pretend to be something I am not .. how I am on here is how I am in real life .. as those new friends can attest too :lol:



absolutely :love: going for a :ride: :sunny:

dunno if I should be down as famous or infamous :nono: .. more of a lurker :yes:

[MyGSXF]

Scumdog: Loud and uncouth, from the Riviera of the south, rides a Harley, wears tassles, speaks as he sees it and is a top bloke. He's having a 10,000 post shout soon too.:innocent:

Yep.. 2nd that vote!!!! :Punk:

[cowpoos]

I like Big Dave...fuck knows why??

[Joni]

KwakaKid

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=178

Not around much any more, and KB seems a little emptier without him! :(

[skidMark]

hey wat about me!

i wanna be loved too

oh and kwaka kid is busy working in east tamaki so dusnt have much spare time

[skelstar]

Uncle_B (obv) but made far more of a difference in real life than in KB-life...but within the realm of KB...that makes sense?

[Matt Bleck]

Mine would be kiwifruit cause.......... he's all sorta prickly like on the outside, but on the inside he's soft an squishy! :msn-wink:

[cowpoos]

Uncle_B (obv) but made far more of a difference in real life than in KB-life...but within the realm of KB...that makes sense?
indeed mate...uncle B is sorly missed...and our muppet mates loosebruce and dss3....

[Grahameeboy]

:o awww shucks mike ya making me :o


I have certainly made some awesome friends through this site .. met some great ppl, gotta love the net huh, opens up a whole new world & enables you to follow ya dreams ..

I also do not pretend to be something I am not .. how I am on here is how I am in real life .. as those new friends can attest too :lol:



absolutely :love: going for a :ride: :sunny:

dunno if I should be down as famous or infamous :nono: .. more of a lurker :yes:

Yep you get my vote too.................lurking is good...

[Big Dave]

I like Big Dave...fuck knows why??

Because when I take over things are going to be different, do you like gold braid on your uniform?

[Joni]

Uncle_B (obv) but made far more of a difference in real life than in KB-life...but within the realm of KB...that makes sense?Yeah Skel, I was gonna say Bruce (as in Loosebruce) but I did not want to make it a sad thread... but seeing you mentioned UncleB... I have to say Bruce Mathie!:yes:

He helped so many people, and will always be in my thoughts.

[98tls]

Can we have a thread for those of us who get the most pms from people with differing opinions to myself............i must be the most mis-understood person on KB...........:innocent:

[kiwifruit]

Mine would be kiwifruit cause.......... he's all sorta prickly like on the outside, but on the inside he's soft an squishy! :msn-wink:

LMAO!
cheers mate :o

[Grahameeboy]

Can we have a thread for those of us who get the most pms from people with differing opinions to myself............i must be the most mis-understood person on KB...........:innocent:

I am sorry I do not agree............

[98tls]

I am sorry I do not agree............ No worrys...........least you didnt deem it necessary to pm me........never understood that...........:zzzz:

[Lissa]

Umm probably the KBers I enjoy reading their posts would be Cowpoos, Drew and all the other nutters when they are giving shit to each other.

And Mr Kendog and Mrs Kendog esp Trudes for her insane sense of humor.. and that particular post (she knows the one) that had me laughing so hard.

And Uncle B...

[Coyote]

Alarumba: cunt

[riffer]

I miss...

Wari
Jackrat
WikdOne
Zed
Firefight
Coldkiwi
bluninja
Antallica
Badcat
Slim
MarkNZ

and a whole lot of others who've come and gone...

and yeah, UncleB.

This place sure has changed since I've been on it.

[Big Dave]

This place sure has changed since I've been on it.

Now don't go blaming yourself......room full of mirrors - long hard look.

[Virago]

Alarumba: cunt

Yeah, what an arsehole. I'm glad he's not here anymore......:dodge:

I'm uncomfortable with the naming of KB mates in the thread, lest the thread lose it's objectivity. But I did notice that when Scumdog was computerless for a week or so, he was sorely missed by many. Welcome back, SD....

Looking back I've noted a few people that have either moved on, or reduced their input on KB. Some of these people I clicked with, others I didn't. But I miss their input. Sarge, Zed, and NC are a few of the names that come to mind.

[cowpoos]

Because when I take over things are going to be different, do you like gold braid on your uniform?
that would be neat...will it have frilly tassles on the shoulders like those ghey lookin pricks that stand outside that palace place in Briten?

[Grub]

The more recently famed are still surfing and may well be named but these are just two that I remember with the fondness of the colour that is KB. Feel free to contribute to the list...

Senior Moment! .... have another soda water, you listed three names ....

[doc]

I miss...

Wari
Jackrat
WikdOne
Zed
Firefight
Coldkiwi
bluninja
Antallica
Badcat
Slim
MarkNZ

and a whole lot of others who've come and gone...

and yeah, UncleB.

This place sure has changed since I've been on it.
Jackrat and Firefight are still around saw them post recently. What about Finn, Dover, Sixpackback, Crazysteve and Winja? Haven't seen them much lately. I thought Cowpoos was with Dover but he seems to have turned. like a worm

[bane]

yeah Zed was a loss, even if just because of the vitriol that surrounded him. Suggest that if Zed was still around, so would Winja - well he had to direct it elsewhere once Zed left!

Was also going to say Jrandom - but I see he hasnt gone anywhere, just morphed into another alias... probably a long time ago...

[Trudes]

Mrs Kendog esp Trudes for her insane sense of humor.. and that particular post (she knows the one) that had me laughing so hard.
Ahh that's nice, would that be the one that involved the words "cock" and "I like"?

And Uncle B...

Me three :(

Probably the KBers that scared me the most when I was a noob here were Spank of course, Jim2, Inline4 and Hitcher (for obvious spelling/grammar reasons)!!
Now the people that are infamous for me are Mr. Dover and Sixpackback, I think they are just hilarious and I always value McJim's opinion, so I think he's kinda famous in my mind. But I love you all really (well, most of ya!):mellow:

[McJim]

Love it or hate it the rep system provides a pretty neat barometer of who's famous, infamous or just another gobshite.

There are some prolific posters with very little rep - these are the bullshitters (or at least that's the opinion of those dishing out the rep).

Then there are the Famous ones (Shitloads of posts and shitloads of rep)

Then there are the infamous (Not so many posts but shitloads of rep)

Funnily enough the ones that receive the most infractions seem also to accumulate the most green rep - The_Dover and WINJA are perfect examples.

The general population of KB loves the bad boys don't they?

[MadDuck]

How short our memories are....

Flyin
DSS3
LooseBruce
UncleB

Need I say more

[xwhatsit]

Quasi:
Went on my first KB ride, ran wide on a corner (as you do when you've been riding only 3 days and decide to take to the open road), wearing a streetwear leather jacket, raggedy jeans, no gloves. He was running a competition for `who deserves a pair of my gloves the most?' I posted in a photo of my bloodied hands, and won. PMs me, asks me about gloves and I cheekily ask... `don't suppose you'd do a student discount on a jacket and pants as well?'. Asks me what size I am... next day, a huge cardboard box with jacket, pants (leather ones as well as cordura!), back protector arrive. Couldn't believe it... still a n00b on the forums... and this guy who doesn't know me gives me several hundred dollars worth of gear? From then on I've been hooked on KB, I'll always remember that debt. Made a huge impression. Once I upgrade my gear I'll be giving it back to KB. Of course he's saved the skin of many a KBer as well.

Ixion:
I managed to destroy my engine, first time broke down because it was dying anyway, second time through my own idiocy in trying to repair it. Answered every single idiotic question I asked, put up with my whingeing, offered so much of his expertise; waded through so many long threads. Without him I would've had to sell the bike as parts, that's the truth. Hasn't posted much recently -- only a couple of posts in a two-stroke thread (of course) -- hope to see more of him around.

Of course there's dozens of people more who pull this community this way and that, and many of them have been mentioned already. I'll second Winja -- my first or second rep was from him; red, saying `Your gay' or something similarly witty :). Had to laugh.

[Storm]

The general population of KB loves the bad boys don't they?

Probably because they would say out loud, without a shred of remorse or hesistation, things that Joe Average either a)wouldnt say out of politeness or;
b) the stuff they wouldnt have the guts to post (possibly for fear of the ensuing shitstorm)

Thats my reckoning anyway

[Trudes]

Probably because they would say out loud, without a shred of remorse or hesistation, things that Joe Average either a)wouldnt say out of politeness or;
b) the stuff they wouldnt have the guts to post (possibly for fear of the ensuing shitstorm)

Thats my reckoning anyway

I would completely agree!! I admire their balls! (And wish I could be so forthright)

[Colapop]

There are those that have very sadly passed away and they shall never be forgotten.

There are also those that have made a difference... sometimes without even knowing it.

[Rubbergirl]

A few people seem to stand out to me...

Colapop - famous for his great hugs.
DMTD - Stereotypical northerner
McJim - laughing scottsman
Skidmark - the jester and butt of many jokes
Joni - lurking shadow of authority
The Dover - self confessed homosexual
Mahaman - bizarre sense of humour
Frosty - highly respected racer and admired by many (including myself)

Just a few that I have come across in my short time on KB.

[Colapop]

Haha! I'm not famous - I just post too much...

Amazing just who this thread is bringing out...

Howdy Ma'am... it's been awhile..

[Deviant Esq]

The people on KB who make it what it is... often the more outspoken ones, but there are others who just make good posts every time they hit submit. Always enjoyed reading the Kendogs posts (both of ya), cowpoos is bloody good value, xerxesdaphat's long thread fixing up his CB250RS engine... others who always seem to add something of value (to me, sorry if I've missed some out): Scumdog, Motu, Ixion, DMNTD... and of course Cola :)

Another one: Gijoe1313. Gotta love reading his posts. :niceone:

[scumdog]

There's quite few who stand high in my estimation, those we all know like Dangerous, Jantar, xeresdaphat (for good nature and perserverence) Terbang, 98tls, Nighthawk etc etc - you know the usual suspects.....(sorry if I've left somebody out - I KNOW I've left out heaps that should be here but hey, I've only got a 18.3 second span of attention)

But the 'bolt-from-the-blue' nomination from me is Trashy.
Never met me, never spoken to him but very early on in the KB experience he posted me a XN85 workshop manual free!

His only comment?

"You can shout me a beer the next time we meet"!!

The NEXT time???

Still to meet him for the FIRST time.:gob:

It's that kind of person that attracted me to staying with KB.:rockon:
:rockon:
You can shove the meally mouthed ranters that blow hot air to get attention up you arse though.:yes: :whocares:

[Highlander]

Post like that you can see why Scumdog got listed early on in this thread.

Classic. Shoot from the hip. Well done.

[Colapop]

Scummy the Sheriff!!

[Highlander]

Sherrif? He could just about make Pope!!

[skelstar]

When you've been on KB as much as I have you can't read everything. You begin to scan threads/posts for the people who you rate as good posters.

Poster boys if you like (and Girls if you're hot).

So, you are automatically disregarded if all you ever do is farking post jokes (BORING), most of your posts/replies are based on sexual innuendo (lame), losers who try and rock the boat and just get ignored anyway.

Obscure senses of humour (LBTW), farken good online mates who always make sure you're ok (KS19, Joni), riders whos riding skills preceed them (WT, DMNT, 98TLS, DEATH, flame etc), writing/review skills (Jim2) are valued.

...and farking good mates that I've met through this site.






...and the rapa crew (M)

[Kendog]

Spank: I posted a picture of my bike in Gameplanet. Spank posted saying I should check out his site, glad I did. With out this site I would probably have given up biking long ago.

Zed: One of the first people to genuinely welcome me to the site all those years ago (similar bikes at the time). I never got involved in the 'religious' debates, but full credit to him. He was a loan warrior that never wavered from his beliefs.

Winja: Some of his posts almost had me in tears.

Uncle B: I feel truly lucky to have met this man both on and off line, taken too early.

Skelstar: Talked a lot of Hornet shit. Hornet shit is good shit.

Limbimtimwim: Organised what is probably the best road trip I have been on and helped me buying my new bike (even if it is a Suzuki)

The rappa crew: (Lissa, elle33f, Ronin, Kinje) A great bunch of people to chat with, ride with and generally hang out with.


Edit: Shit I forgot.......


Mrs Kendog :love:

[Deviant Esq]

Shit, how could I forget skel*? He of the [grumpy] debate! :lol:

[skelstar]

He of the [grumpy] debate! :lol:
Yeah, I'm trying to work on that.

I think theres a meeting this Tuesday.

[Kendog]

Shit, how could I forget skel*? He of the [grumpy] debate! :lol:

I forgot to add you to mine as well, especially after all the nice things you said about my Hornet :niceone:

I also liked our little 'moon landing' debate.

[cowpoos]

Yeah, I'm trying to work on that.

I think theres a meeting this Tuesday.
yeah...you are a bit of general all around good cunt Sean!!

[Deviant Esq]

I forgot to add you to mine as well, especially after all the nice things you said about my Hornet :niceone:

I also liked our little 'moon landing' debate.
Bloody hell. That thread went all wrong really... I made the title of the thread so it didn't reflect my opinion at all. Reading the article I posted the link to only reaffirmed my already low opinion of the naysayers / conspiricy theorists, but it didn't look like that in the thread. Sigh! Ah well, in the past anyway.

Glad to be considered a worthwhile member, cheers dude :niceone:

[Drew]

Famous...
Skelstar, Flame, Goblin, Riff Raff, Jimbo600, Deano.

Infamous...

WhitTrash, and anyone that associates with him, that is not listed above:yes:

[gijoe1313]

And somewhere, a Colapop reclines in his smoking jacket, a glass of eau de plonk in one hand, a cheroot at a jaunty angle in his mouth, a hand on a lovely wench who is massaging his large thighs...

Wisps of smoke curl into the air from his lighted tobacco product and a debonair raising of one eyebrow as he casts his god-like gaze over the offerings on his portal to the mortals...

His fingers dally over the keyboard, lovingly stroked by his large, mannish hands and with a casual flick enters another enchanting entry into the annals of KB.

And somewhere, the gods of biking are pleased. They are reposed in their saddles and motor off into the eternal twisting roads that beckon before them!

Colapop, you are a scholar and a gentleman of the highest order. Et tu salutant Magnus!

[xwhatsit]

Oh yeah... How could I forget... That guy above me, what's his name?


Infamous.


That is all.

[Big Dave]

Colapop, you are a scholar and a gentleman of the highest order. Et tu salutant Magnus!

You need a stronger prescription. Or take two.

[Colapop]

'ere Dave - Wot did 'e say... sumfing 'bout wearin a tutu?

[Disco Dan]

'ere Dave - Wot did 'e say... sumfing 'bout tits?

What did you say? :innocent:


Its very interesting reading through all the posts in here. Almost like a history lesson on KB. I have always been curious to what KB used to be like, however the most facinating is how somone can post something a bit out of character and they get a PM from another member asking them if they are alright. Its all in the little things... some people on here, at least in my view hold almost 'celebratey status' making functions and events a chance to meet gifted and talented riders, from accross all walks of life.

Pretty nifty if ya ask me... :yes:

[skidMark]

ive been told i'm well known in the past...

[Big Dog]

My picks are those who quitely (and not so quietly) go about the job of being as much help as is inhumanly possible any rider in any way they can.
In no order other than the order my drunken arse remembers them.....apologies if I missed you out, only really know the offline deeds of Aucklanders.

Frosty
The Stranger
Mack the knife
Quasi
Ixion


Those who have shaped the site into what it is though hours of hard and thankless work as Moderators.
Don't want to miss anyone out but you know who you are.

The infamous? hmm not really more nefarious,
ScumDog
Disco_Dan
Kittyhawk
Colapop
Deathstar
Dmntd
Placidfemme
Hitcher
Jack the Rat
GIJoe1313
Sarge
Sniper
sAsLEX
Morcs

[Big Dog]

ive been told i'm well known in the past...

Being regarded and being held in regard are two different things.

[skidMark]

Being regarded and being held in regard are two different things.

ouchhhhhhhhh:bye:

[gijoe1313]

My picks are those who quitely (and not so quietly) go about the job of being as much help as is inhumanly possible any rider in any way they can.
In no order other than the order my drunken arse remembers them.....apologies if I missed you out, only really know the offline deeds of Aucklanders.

Frosty
The Stranger
Mack the knife
Quasi
Ixion


Those who have shaped the site into what it is though hours of hard and thankless work as Moderators.
Don't want to miss anyone out but you know who you are.

The infamous? hmm not really more nefarious,
ScumDog
Disco_Dan
Kittyhawk
Colapop
Deathstar
Dmntd
Placidfemme
Hitcher
Jack the Rat
GIJoe1313
Sarge
Sniper
sAsLEX
Morcs

You modest man you, leaving yourself off that list! I think we need to see if there is a co-relation between how unhinged some of these characters are and what made them so! :scratch:

The thing I like about KB and all the infamous/nefarious/famous/wannabe/surreal/sensible characters is that they all get me to think about biking and how I can ride safer/better whilst giving me inspiration to do that next crazy project!

And I :rofl: :lol: at the antics on here at times ...
And I :weep: at the sad things on here at times ...

Gotta luv'vit I does ... an extended metaphor for how life is and should be... KB!

[Big Dog]

You modest man you, leaving yourself off that list! I think we need to see if there is a co-relation between how unhinged some of these characters are and what made them so! :scratch:


Thank you for thinking me unhinged.

I read to day that if you acknowledge that you are eccentric by definition you are not.
I think that may be a little simplistic.

Most other people consider me in some way eccentric (or just plain mad).
But does it stop me from being eccentric if I don't think I am eccentric, I just think that everyone who does not ride is either mad or dead inside?

[idb]

Thank you for thinking me unhinged.

I read to day that if you acknowledge that you are eccentric by definition you are not.
I think that may be a little simplistic.

Most other people consider me in some way eccentric (or just plain mad).
But does it stop me from being eccentric if I don't think I am eccentric, I just think that everyone who does not ride is either mad or dead inside?

Huh??????????

[Holy Roller]

there have been so many slip on by over the years and threads like this remind one about where is so and so havent seen a post for a while.
Zed and WINJA opposites of the same thought
Spank for setting up the site and being a all round good guy
Frosty awesome dude always willing to help
Jackrat SPman spoke their mind
Kickaha for opening his home to a stranger
Scumdog a great welcome in Balclutha
Celtic Sea Lilly, Crashe, Slim, Velox, L B, Draco, Toads, Scorpy Girl all great gals
Hitcher what can one say, 4000 miles in 96 hrs coming up

Many others who slip this ageing mind until I post then will remember them

[James Deuce]

It's been a while since we had a schoolyard pissing/popularity contest on KB.

[Storm]

I reckon you're the bestest Jim :)
There, was that what you had in mind? :bleh:

[HDTboy]

Texmo, Sixpackback, WINJA

All good, all funny, all banned

[Sniper]

It's been a while since we had a schoolyard pissing/popularity contest on KB.


That said, you are on the top of my list you grumpy bugger

Alongside

SARGE
Street Gerbil
ManDownUnder
Hitcher
Firefight
SpankMe
Kiwifruit
Doc
Skunk
Biff
Big Dog
Colapop
White trash and Riff Raff
justsomeguy
mahaman
doc (Even though he is a pessamistic bugger)
HDT boy
ajTurbo
Frosty
onearmedbandit
**R1**
Blackbird
MSTRS
yungatart

and thats just off the top of my head. There are a shit load of characters I look up to and would drop tools to help them out if they ever needed it, unfortunatly I cant name off of you

[Kickaha]

Texmo, Sixpackback, WINJA

All good, all funny, all banned

Incorrect

Only one of those three is banned

[HDTboy]

Shall I change it to: Good, Funny, Banned?

[Joni]

I think you need to realise the difference between banned and sinbinned HDT! :yes:

[Big Dave]

You don't hang around the same people forever in non-virtual world - folks will come and go in this circle just the same.

Of the 20 people I hung out with 5 years ago only me and the co-pilot are 'still talking' to all of them. Most have got the shits with each other over nothing. Really strange behavior over rides and stuff.

Mr Ixion's absence is a concern - nose bleeds then.........hope all's well old bean.

[James Deuce]

Mr Ixion's absence is a concern - nose bleeds then.........hope all's well old bean.

Yes, I have been wondering myself. A fine example of virtual comportment that chap.

[Marknz]

I used to enjoy the days when WT, Jimbo600 and myself used to talk a bit of BS on here.... but that was when WT was down here at the shop and doing a great job.

[Marknz]

I miss...

Wari
Jackrat
WikdOne
Zed
Firefight
Coldkiwi
bluninja
Antallica
Badcat
Slim
MarkNZ

and a whole lot of others who've come and gone...

and yeah, UncleB.

This place sure has changed since I've been on it.

Awww shucks... well I'm back and just looking for a ride now. So look out for another mobile chicane on the hill ;)

[James Deuce]

Mark! Hiya mate, nice to see you posting.

[Marknz]

Mark! Hiya mate, nice to see you posting.


It's good to be back mate. Not so flash with all this great weather and no bike to ride, but you get that huh. May wait to get a new bike in spring save having to wash and clean it over winter... but with this weather those plans are not likely to last too long at all. Nice sparkly new red 675 down at the shop at the moment ;)

[TerminalAddict]

people who have influenced me:

Warr: the best riding techer I could have possibly met .. and not a bad bloke to boot ;)
Skelstar, Kendog, Mrs Kendog: for sharing the hornet love
Waylander: coz he's funny to watch in an online argument, and I seem to bump in to him often
Road rash: for showing me the rider makes the bike .. the bike doesn't make the rider
fzerozerot: coz he's funny as shit in real life, and does cazy stuff in a strangely safe way

[Maha]

There are so many i could mention but im not going to.....:D

Colapop started on him soon after joining..and havent stoped...!
DMNTD Massive indentity...!
Sniper did not mention me in his dumb list....bastard.....:love:
MyGSXF Colourful posts Jen....icons all over the place....
ZED Havent spoken to Matt for some time but what a neat guy
SPB/MDU in a class of their own....must be lonley...:dodge:
Hitcher if i bling him, i try very hard to to spell incorecdly...:shit:
All those noobies yeah, you get a mention....:Punk:
The Busa's who else could buy a white bike and get away with it?... oh and those parties!

[Sniper]

Sniper did not mention me in his dumb list....bastard.....:love:


Yes I did, it was silent mention, although its there now :innocent:

[Maha]

Yes I did, it was silent mention, although its there now :innocent:

Whew...thank god for that, i am now safe....:first:

[Sparky Bills]

Im famous! in my own little world that is!:innocent:

[Edbear]

I would completely agree!! I admire their balls!



:gob: :gob: :gob:

[Disco Dan]

All I have to say is....


Sweet Sophie


:shit: :shit: :shit:

[White trash]

I used to enjoy the days when WT, Jimbo600 and myself used to talk a bit of BS on here.... but that was when WT was down here at the shop and doing a great job.
I still am doing a great job mate!!!

Just not in a capacity anyone can use my expertise.......Not that there's much of that floating around.

[Lissa]

...and the rapa crew (M)
Friggin small mention there!!!!

Forgot to mention Sarge... miss his posts!! But I know he is lurking.

Oh and the fast crew guys I know, and the slower Sunday morning guys, and everyone else I have ever met. And Skel maybe for his yeast infection... I mean when he had that yeast fetish.

[Colapop]

I *cuddle* you... :love:

[skelstar]

Grrrr!!!

<img src="http://proyectomascota.com/galeria/albums/postales/Grr.jpg">

[Lissa]

I *cuddle* you... :love:
Oh yea the Cuddly Col and the Porriage Man BuckBuck!! ;)

[cowpoos]

Grrrr!!!

<img src="http://proyectomascota.com/galeria/albums/postales/Grr.jpg">
still grumpy skel...go have a wank!!

[Lissa]

Grrrr!!!

<img src="http://proyectomascota.com/galeria/albums/postales/Grr.jpg">
Thats a nice pussy you have there. :mellow:

[Colapop]

And Ryan.. who keeps making promises...

[cowpoos]

Grrrr!!!

<img src="http://proyectomascota.com/galeria/albums/postales/Grr.jpg">
infact...I'll give the first person green bling,who can name the breed of cat that is!

[skelstar]

Stop plagerising my cat image....thing.

[cowpoos]

And Ryan.. who keeps making promises...
don't you worry dude...we'll go a few rounds with the gloves...well...you may not ;)

[cowpoos]

Stop plagerising my cat image....thing.
plagerising means?

[Lissa]

infact...I'll give the first person green bling,who can name the breed of cat that is!
Long Haired Tabby Grumpy Skecat!!

[cowpoos]

Long Haired Tabby Grumpy Skecat!!
incorrect...but I blinged you anyway...lmfao!!!

[skelstar]

plagerising means?

Oh, jeebus. You're kidding me?

Sorry M, I know I promised...but!

[doc]

infact...I'll give the first person green bling,who can name the breed of cat that is!
No 27 Crispy Won Ton. very nasty breed

[Kickaha]

infact...I'll give the first person green bling,who can name the breed of cat that is!

Maine coon?

Now how about a infraction for taking a thread off topic?

[skelstar]

Did you used to milk cats too poos?

[cowpoos]

Maine coon?

Now how about a infraction for taking a thread off topic?
u can stick ya infraction warwick!! but you got your bling... maine coon indeed....now....how the fuck did you know that...or is that joni on your login??

[skidMark]

i thought that was a picture of joni
:dodge:

[sels1]

Back on Topic......

Blakamin - former mod - a character online and an interesting bloke offline

[Kickaha]

but you got your bling... maine coon indeed....now....how the fuck did you know that...or is that joni on your login??

I know all sorts of useless shit, but I knew it because I've looked at them for when I get another cat

luv you long time:buggerd:

[Swoop]

Lou Giradin.
Ixion.

Hopefully Lou is working on the f*%$#ng useless parts ordering system at AMPS.........

Ixion. Where for art thou???

[Hitcher]

Goodness gracious me. It must have been a quiet weekend. Didn't anybody else go riding? The Hitchers clocked up nearly 1,400km. And we think we're bloody terrific.

[Colapop]

Sir I would love to have ridden but spent the weekend here and in the gargre...

[Steam]

Ixion. Where for art thou???

Yeah, he disappeared for 20 days, according to his posts. Nothing between the 3rd and 24th. Maybe he has a life. nooo!:bye:

[Indiana_Jones]

Sir I would love to have ridden but spent the weekend here and in the gargre...

I would of rode, but my bike is dead at the moment

-Indy

[Disco Dan]

Goodness gracious me. It must have been a quiet weekend. Didn't anybody else go riding? The Hitchers clocked up nearly 1,400km. And we think we're bloody terrific.

spent the afternoon out riding... had a 'human sized' back pack holding on for dear life for most of it... the best part? ...the flowing red hair out the back of her helmet. :innocent: was a good day... :yes:

[Hitcher]

I would of rode, but my bike is dead at the moment

Gahhh! Have you no shame??

"Would have ridden". Keep that up and your bike may not be alone in the deadness stakes...

[Indiana_Jones]

Gahhh! Have you no shame??

"Would have ridden". Keep that up and your bike may not be alone in the deadness stakes...

"Chill, Winston".....

-Indy

[The Pastor]

I vote for indy - hes my hero.

[Kornholio]

LMAO!
cheers mate :o

Not like the TV show obviously :D

[Trudes]

Goodness gracious me. It must have been a quiet weekend. Didn't anybody else go riding? The Hitchers clocked up nearly 1,400km. And we think we're bloody terrific.

Saw the Hitchers heading off on Friday morning. I was walking my bosses doggy down Moorefield Rd in Johnsonville when you both tottled past, you looked like you were on a mission.

[Grahameeboy]

i thought that was a picture of joni
:dodge:

Go straight to sin bin............

[Joni]

Go straight to sin bin............Pfft dont be silly GB...

Do you really think Skidmarks digs at me make any impression?!

[Cajun]

the likes of WT, loosbruce, jimbo750(at the time), Zed, Firefight,

[Grahameeboy]

Pfft dont be silly GB...

Do you really think Skidmarks digs at me make any impression?!

I don't wish to incriminate myself........:dodge:

[Hitcher]

Saw the Hitchers heading off on Friday morning. I was walking my bosses doggy down Moorefield Rd in Johnsonville when you both tottled past, you looked like you were on a mission.

So that was you. It must have been the doggy that threw me...

[Lias]

Hrmm

Winja always used to make me laugh, he should really be unbanned.

The busa's for putting me and the misuss up for the night when she had a hospital appointment in dorkland even though i'd never met them. I've heard about the infamous parties too and will have to make it up to one sometime.

White trash for stunting kids bikes and generally being legendary, of all the people on here he's the one I'd most like to meet eventually and have a beer with.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

For me, there are too many to name. The kindness, caring and generosity of kb'ers has blown me away. I have met and stayed with some wonderful kbs. They know who they are.

[Jorja]

My vote would have to be for El Dopa

Came to see Frosty in hospital everyday, bringing coffee and offering to help out in anyway he could. A remarkable person.

[QMOTO]

i think the bestest of all kiwibikers would have to be joe for running frosty over


Okay somalian, who the fuck are you?????
you know alot for a newbie, speak up and tell, or shall I do a ISP search on your SB profile ? and then tell the world on ya

[Crisis management]

Okay somalian, who the fuck are you?????
you know alot for a newbie, speak up and tell, or shall I do a ISP search on your SB profile ? and then tell the world on ya

There's a pot and kettle involved here somewhere.......

[Curious_AJ]

*jumps up and down* pick me! pick me! :D

i shall mention a few that are famous for threads getting put into PD faster than you can say "titties":

Indy :love:
Renegade Master

the a few more who make the KB ride special for me:
Magua
BuFfY (when she used to be around more :( )
pyrocam
Quartermile (you little bastard, ill get a bike when i can afford it!! unless i steal yours!)
Skidmark ;)
Mack the knife (cant remember how the name is written on here so .. like... i typed it like that...but you're awesome :D)
bugjuice
Deviant Esq

[Waylander]

Quartermile (you little bastard, ill get a bike when i can afford it!! unless i steal yours!)

I'll help.:dodge:

[Curious_AJ]

I'll help.:dodge:

goooooooooooood... goooooooood .. :shifty:

[cowpoos]

I'll help.:dodge:
GO BACK TO CANADA!!

[Waylander]

GO BACK TO CANADA!!
Go back to your sheep.

[cowpoos]

Go back to your sheep.
If I do...will you go back to canada?

[Big Dave]

Do you really think Skidmarks digs at me make any impression?!

I got skidmarks that would....errr never mind. Driveway - in the driveway.....

[Waylander]

If I do...will you go back to canada?
You gonna pay my air fair and shipping for my stuff?
Told you before I'll gladly leave this little country but I can't afford it so unless you're paying or I win lotto, looks like you're shit out of luck.

[Crazy Steve]

GO BACK TO CANADA!!


You should get your own place..Ryan and stop living on the Porch..

PORCH BOY..:yes:

Crazy Steve..

[cowpoos]

You should get your own place..Ryan and stop living on the Porch..

PORCH BOY..:yes:

Crazy Steve..
are you waylanders best friend or something Stevie??

[cowpoos]

You gonna pay my air fair and shipping for my stuff?
Told you before I'll gladly leave this little country but I can't afford it so unless you're paying or I win lotto, looks like you're shit out of luck.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=50955

[Drew]

You gonna pay my air fair and shipping for my stuff?
Told you before I'll gladly leave this little country but I can't afford it so unless you're paying or I win lotto, looks like you're shit out of luck.

How to win friends and influence people.... Immagrate and then say fuckin dumb shit like, "little country".

I'll pay for your airfares, FUCK OFF

[Waylander]

How to win friends and influence people.... Immagrate and then say fuckin dumb shit like, "little country".

I'll pay for your airfares, FUCK OFF
The small suburb of Dallas I lived in before moving here has a population of roughly half of all of New Zealand.
New Zealand is 105,000 square miles wich puts you just below the size of Colorado. Texas is 268,601 square miles.

Little country.

[Big Dave]

Little country.

Texas
695,622 Km²

Western Australia
2,645,615 km²

Chicken shit.

[Edbear]

Texas is 268,601 square miles.



Did you know, the entire world's population of over 6b could fit in the state of Texas with room to spare?:yes:

:shutup: :Offtopic:

[yungatart]

...... Texas is 268,601 square miles.

Little country.

Texas - the second biggest sate in the US of A...cut Alaska in half and Texas becomes the third biggest...
boring, flat, featureless place is Texas.

[Drew]

The small suburb of Dallas I lived in before moving here has a population of roughly half of all of New Zealand.
New Zealand is 105,000 square miles wich puts you just below the size of Colorado. Texas is 268,601 square miles.

Little country.
Aint it all flat boring roads tho? And the good bits are so far apart, you need to take a week off work to get round three of them.

[Curious_AJ]

this is not on topic... as for roads that are flat and boring... good for fast-as-you-can car races.. but pooey for bikes...

then again, i can't talk because i nanna all over thr place anyway ^_^

[The Pastor]

Im pretty famous - [insert kb name here]'s mother was screaming RM last nite.

[Curious_AJ]

don't you mean Magua, was screaming RM last night? i heard it down the road... thats loud... his place is across the park from mine... it must have been pretty intense...

[KATWYN]

Yea well, I haven't made anyones list so obviously
I don't have friends on this site.....so well...........


:laugh:

[Curious_AJ]

:O dont say that! im sure you have friends... i havnt made any lists either... doesnt mean i dont have friends here... i have lots :D and most of which are some of my BEST friends...

[KATWYN]

:O dont say that! im sure you have friends... i havnt made any lists either... doesnt mean i dont have friends here... i have lots :D and most of which are some of my BEST friends...

No, no. the jury is out. I don't believe you.........


:no: :cry:

[Curious_AJ]

AJ will be your friend ??*offers a flower* :love:

[Colapop]

Katwyn... She's funny, kind and caring. She knows about fitness and other good things.. and she's my friend.

[Curious_AJ]

yay, see katwyn? you do have friends :D

[badlieutenant]

has anyone mentioned quasi ? I think any of the people who were at either of the KB rallys would agree he is "the man". was anyone there sober ? possibly paulNZ was with his music quiz that left everyone feeling like total idiots :D

[Joni]

has anyone mentioned quasi ? I think any of the people who were at either of the KB rallys would agree he is "the man". was anyone there sober ? possibly paulNZ was with his music quiz that left everyone feeling like total idiots :DYeah... that was a great weekend...

That quiz is still one of the funniest "disasters" I have ever seen... trust Hitcher to ace it tho!

[Hitcher]

trust Hitcher to ace it tho!

The team that Hitcher was in "aced" it. Trust me, it was a team effort!

[007XX]

Being a newbie as well, I don't know of evryone and am still coming to term with how much schizer some of you give to each other...lots of fun just reading threads!

But so far, I'd have to say a couple of people have stood out by their friendliness and sense of humour or/and good advice: Ocean1, Buellbabe, Mrs Kendog, Hitcher.

Now, I just have to come up with some brilliant thread subject to get your neurons roaming wild...;)

[Morcs]

Im glad I got a mention :D

*strokes own ego affectionately...*

[KATWYN]

I have a list of some really interesting
people. They know who they are.

Looking at the lists theres heaps of people ya kinda forget about but enjoyed their posts when they were here (i.e., Jackrat, celtic sea lily,zed,firefight to name a few)

[SPman]

The team that Hitcher was in "aced" it. Trust me, it was a team effort!
The Pimms no1 team, if I recall correctly - but probably not.

[Hitcher]

A goodly measure of Pimms was quaffed that evening. That's what comes of being led astray by South Africans...

[Grahameeboy]

A goodly measure of Pimms was quaffed that evening. That's what comes of being led astray by South Africans...

No H, you allowed yourself to be lead astray..............:yes:

[Hitcher]

No H, you allowed yourself to be lead astray...

No, they were South Africans. Lovely people, but VERY persuasive...

[Grahameeboy]

No, they were South Africans. Lovely people, but VERY persuasive...

So you were easy then.........but yes South Africans are a lovely people..........does that explain your Site name.....

Allwords.com:

Hitcher - Someone who gets picked up.....

[Hitcher]

It would have been impolite to refuse their hospitality.

[Toaster]

One of the most captivating threads I have read yet.

Way too many good people to name, but to those I appreciate.... you know who you are - you probably got blinged a time or three. For the PMs, laughs, good advice, jokes, comments, praise, serious stuff and of course - taking the piss.

Cheers!
Cam.

[Joni]

That's what comes of being led astray by South Africans...Dont look at me with that accusing expression :bleh:

[Colapop]

I'm gonna suck up to the MODS at this point...

...and say that Joni (Mini Sexy), Hitcher (Mr Bighead), OAB (Fraser Tech!!) and SPMan (cuddles to ya!) are all good 'uns!

Haven't met the Southers yet ... but I will...

[riffer]

Jeez Col I hate to think what you'd do to poor Joni if you cuddled her -


if you could reach down that far... ;)

[Colapop]

I might just chuck her in my pocket...

[Deviant Esq]

Pop Kickaha in there as well to keep her company. Cozy but shouldn't need to alter your jacket... :dodge:

[Kickaha]

Pop Kickaha in there as well to keep her company. Cozy but shouldn't need to alter your jacket... :dodge:

so you're saying he's a fat bastard and wears badly fitting clothes?

[Maha]

Amazing just who this thread is bringing out...

Howdy Ma'am... it's been awhile..

Met Rubbergirl on Saturday night, poor thing, looked hagged and um, kinda manly in a way.....:sick:

[skidMark]

Met Rubbergirl on Saturday night, poor thing, looked hagged and um, kinda manly in a way.....:sick:

shusssshhhh LOL

[riffer]

so you're saying he's a fat bastard and wears badly fitting clothes?

Not fat; just big.

[Colapop]

Not so much now...

[N4CR]

this will be a big one cus it's been over 2 years on this ****** site for me

special rememberances
lb: teaching me n' tex how to stoppie and talking **** till 1am + at hells many many weeks in a row, learning the beauty of cold pizza (****in ay!)
death: wheeleing past me when i'm flat on the tank as a newb at 160+ (managed to learn to emulate that a few months ago d; )
feint/limmy for helping me out when i first started
john: recently returned for a bit for getting me onto kiwibiker and the ****in hell raising threads and **** we used to do as forum entertainers.and starting the winjanites! lmao
winja (bring him back ffs) made me look at life a different way, so much respect for him, so many laughs, support, ***y times and general **** talking

rest of ya no particular order:
tex - corro loop runs with you were some of hte most fun i'v ehad with my pants on... jousting in and outta the twisties riding at max ****in awesome **** dude.
gareth - same thing + riders of kreig and more **** talking than most apart from winja, alwaysbeen there for me cheers mate
hdt - **** talking and riding with ya good **** you're an aweseom guy
merwood - say no more. rok hard.
ixion - being the random guy i never really met apart form a fleeting moment on his nazimobiel
motu - smarty mechanic advice
nicksta: random rides and **** all over the place + fxr borrowage (thank you!)
danb: cheers for working with me and putting up with my ****.. lol. honda != cool!
spork/cryhavok/bloodninja/omgwtfbbq/ cant rememebr the rest: for being the single most random ****er ever
alararumba: same thing
pyroscam: just always being in pd
sniper: arguments/times/**** talking/ whatever always been there good man!
rayza/gremlin: more real life than kb stuff but yeah allg ood
***lander: good guy under all the flaming
indy you ****in ****
hitcher/joni you dorks for being overmoderating and refracting me and moving crap
where the **** did zed go? was great rarking him up then being able to sit down at a ride with him
that spada *** can't remember his name for being always arguing zxr250c vs spada
peanut for being a mommas boy
da rrr r rr ricky r rr r rrrocka: lmao you got fired up on here + being best carb tuner in auckland by far
fish for ****in me off alot while making me agree withs ome posts(btw if you want that engine send me a pm)
mark dorkland: for molesting/stalking me, you've turned out okay now though, just get a real bike. read zx something orrather, no more honda ****
crazy steve for being crazy and entertaining and reminding me of a mouse in your avatar
that dude with a car in his avatar, jeff da maori someone or something he was good too lmao

and stop editing my posts formatting you ****ing ****s get a life


and mikey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! porn king of kbr

[mikey]

my hero would have to be my online leather pimping MATE

QUASIMOTO

[Curious_AJ]

oooh oooh! BuFfy is back!! ... she deserves and EXTRA mention!!

[Virago]

this will be a big one cus it's been over 2 years on this ****** site for me
snip...


:shit: ?daer ot drah stsop ekam ot shtgnel emertxe ot og ot mees elpoep emos do yhW

[Waylander]

:shit: ?daer ot drah stsop ekam ot shtgnel emertxe ot og ot mees elpoep emos do yhW


.meht
daer
llits
lliw
(uoy ekil)
elpoep
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[Virago]

.meht
daer
llits
lliw
(uoy ekil)
elpoep
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Nah, gave up about a quarter of the way through the post.

It's a shame that some people use grammatical anarchy to scream "LOOK AT ME!!!", and in the process actually stop people from reading their posts...:hitcher:

[scumdog]

Nah, gave up about a quarter of the way through the post.

It's a shame that some people use grammatical anarchy to scream "LOOK AT ME!!!", and in the process actually stop people from reading their posts...:hitcher:

True - nothing makes me less likely to read a post than if it is 'written' without capitals, commas etc - and with bad spelling thrown in.:yes:

It might contain important interesting info but if it as per the above description it gets scant attention from me.

[Maha]

A few people seem to stand out to me...

Colapop - famous for his great hugs.
DUMTED - Stereotypical northerner
McJim - laughing scottsman
Skidmark - the jester and butt of many jokes
Joni - lurking shadow of authority
The Dover - self confessed homosexual
Mahaman - bizarre sense of humour
Frosty - highly respected racer and admired by many (including myself)

Just a few that I have come across in my short time on KB.

Alas some of those whom you speak of are no longer here, in saying that, lerking is not prohibited.....you have been quiet Rubbergirl, whats up? Latex shrinkage?...:sweatdrop

[Hitcher]

It wasn't dead, it was just resting.

[pritch]

It might contain important interesting info but if it as per the above description it gets scant attention from me.

And that's just the witness statements?:lol:

[James Deuce]

It wasn't dead, it was just resting.

No it wasn't! It's bleeding snuffed it!

[scumdog]

And that's just the witness statements?:lol:


Nah, I notice that as a rough rule the criminal statements are harder to make sense of while witnesses ones shine....

Of course illiterate bozos are laced through all branches of society - it's just criminals and illiteracy seem to go hand-in-hand....:whistle:

[Hitcher]

Nah, I notice that as a rough rule the criminal statements are harder to make sense of while witnesses ones shine...


I notice as a rough rule that I don't understand what you just wrote.

[scumdog]

I notice as a rough rule that I don't understand what you just wrote.

Yeah, I noticed that too - and I wrote it - but them I have the advantage of having had a drink or two...:crazy:

[DEATH_INC.]

Top of the list for me is Loosebruce, great friend and all round good guy.
DSS3 too, another great bloke and always fun to be around.

Those still among us that spring to mind are;
White Trash, all round asshole, but still a good bloke.
RiffRaff, who in some loss of sanity got tie up with the above....
Two smoker, one of the first KBer's I met.
ColdKiwi, another who was here lots in the early days.
Hitcher, spelling king.
Scumdog, the cop from hell (or somewhere in that vicinity...)
Spudchucker, another lawman we don't see anymore.
Motu, who's been around forever.
And Jackrat...our first exchange on here was a rather in depth and colourful discussion on the appropriatness of wheelies on KB rides......:jerry:
there's heaps of others too, Quasi, frosty, Kwakkakid, Jimbo600, Bigdog, Speedie, Bugjuice, Zapf, Zed, Winja, DMTD and some tosser called Boomer, and no doubt a few others I can't remember right now.

[Conquiztador]

Nah, I notice that as a rough rule the criminal statements are harder to make sense of while witnesses ones shine....

Of course illiterate bozos are laced through all branches of society - it's just criminals and illiteracy seem to go hand-in-hand....:whistle:

For the two of you, here is my intre... intar...tmtrep... ahh, taking of it:

- Scum lie and try to bullshit but the victims will do everything possible to help you

- You will meet bozos that can't put a sentence together everywhere, but most scums tend to have that problem.

Right, this took me away from todays focus: Getting a nobel prize for comleting a prize winning novel while drunk..

[boomer]

Love me before you hate me :D


Bruce and Zed :niceone:

and forgotten but not gone.. Dover & Winja

[Wolf]

Froggyfrenchman was always cool to have around...

Whatever happened to that guy?
Unfailingly modest, too. Goes with the mullet, I guess.

[_Gina_]

In order of online interactions that made me laugh harder than a hard thing or pissed me off:

Mikey -
Too smart for his own good :wacko:

Motu -
The most apt avatar ever

John -
Potential child of a heroin addict who spends his life on Mushies

Speed Medic -
Where do you go when red beach is in M? ;)

6PB
I Blow Goats anyone? and the neverending Baaaaaaaarbara jokes :hug:

MDU -
Well, for being MDU really

Dover -
:clap:, what more can I say eh?

Sarge -
Too funny for words really, had me in fits of laughter often

Zed -
For not understanding how we "share" motorbikes... ffs

WT -
In the days of the flame wars

Kornykornboy (Rickety) -
Dude, put the knives on!!

Inline4 - (in chat)
"Fuck off Mark"

Goblin -
For keepin' it real and telling it how it really is ;)

Boomer -
Love ya long time D

DMNTD -
Double entendre anyone?

UNIT -
Gotta love a gal that can lick your leg and cook your dinner when visiting :love:

Nodrog -
Cup of tea?

All of the SATNR - Goat Track Crew!!! :wavey:

[Swoop]

Who was that fucker who wanted his roof painted???

[skidMark]

Who was that fucker who wanted his roof painted???

WINJAAAAAAA


LOL

pfffft no mention of me still.:crybaby:

[Waylander]

WINJAAAAAAA


LOL

pfffft no mention of me still.:crybaby:
Who are you?

[skidMark]

Who are you?

Youre lover.....and your friend.

[Curious_AJ]

I mention SkidMark... just coz you seem to piss so many people off :p lolz

[bluninja]

Been away too long....no lottery win...house prices down..winter setting in...no return to NZ for a while :( Bought an SV650K6 last week :)

Miss Big Dave, KK, Slim, Firefight, Coldkiwi and loads of others on and offline.

Sorry had this thread already been interred?

[jrandom]

Sorry had this thread already been interred?

Yes. You're a filthy dredger. You may now return to hibernation.

:sunny:

[Brett]

Gotta add:

DMNTD - For many reasons, but the most memorable, after a run in with a road barrier while out riding, and subsequently badly hurting his leg. Mr DMNTD decides he can still ride, and proceeds to make a manual gear shifter for his hand and a leg support braced off a crash bung to place his busted leg onto. He then rides from Tauranga to Paeroa for the BOS.

Linky to funny. http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=44462

Boomer - Only man I have heard of run over by his own Gixxer. Overall a good bastard, and good riding companion. Always good for a laugh.

Kiwifruit - overall good guy, ready to go out of his way to help others.

Motoracer - Very good rider and overall good guy, taught me quite a bit when I was a noob back with the ZXR 250C.

Winja - Miss the entertainment.

Tex - Good riding buddy, always good to spin the shit with. Amazing rider who learnt incredibly quickly.

N4CR - As per Tex, Helped me get through an incredibly boring defensive driving class in order to graduate to full licence.

Justsomeguy - Good riding buddy, amusing and slightly craaazy.

Others too, but am tired of typing....

[R6_kid]

Who do you reckon it would be and why?

I'm thinking WINJA is a definite contender for sure. If you know the name you don't need to ask why!

Who would you put forward as the most famous or infamours KB'er, perhaps have a separate male and female nomination?

[skidMark]

WINJA yes.... 2 years ago.... same with the_dover...

but the site has doubled its members since they left so most have no idea who they are...

i nominate myself.

[Indiana_Jones]

i nominate myself.


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-Indy

[skidMark]

-Indy


Yeah... and... its not like you are going to blow it for me... you sold your honda....:shutup:

[Big Dave]

Meh. I'm global.

[EJK]

Who do you reckon it would be and why?

I'm thinking WINJA is a definite contender for sure. If you know the name you don't need to ask why!

Who would you put forward as the most famous or infamours KB'er, perhaps have a separate male and female nomination?

You mean most famous INSIDE the Kiwibiker or really the outside world?

Do we have a celebrity?

[Big Dave]

You mean most famous INSIDE the Kiwibiker or really the outside world?

Do we have a celebrity?


*I* am the 63rd 'most watched all time' you tube director in NZ. If that's not the big time I don't know what is.

[Gremlin]

If that's not the big time I don't know what is.
Whitetrash being posted on a US forum for the two wheeling of his quad, child aboard.

You're small fry. :done:

I thought dover funny... speshally when he wound up newbies...

[NighthawkNZ]

meh...I'm not local, I'm not global... I'm universal

but not for biking... I'm talking about music ;)

[DMNTD]

JSG........ :scooter:

[CookMySock]

meh...I'm not local, I'm not global... I'm universal..Bah! small time.. wait until you're international! :killingme

Steve

[Quasievil]

Who do you reckon it would be and why?

I'm thinking WINJA is a definite contender for sure. If you know the name you don't need to ask why!

Who would you put forward as the most famous or infamours KB'er, perhaps have a separate male and female nomination?

Winja aint a Kiwibiker so he dont qualify.

[cave weta]

Im a household name in my own home- beat that!

[Cajun]

SpankMe?

everyone should know the owner/creator of this site

[EJK]

*I* am the 63rd 'most watched all time' you tube director in NZ. If that's not the big time I don't know what is.

Youtube, NZ top bike mags, advrider... I guess that's quite famous enough.

Whos winja?

[NighthawkNZ]

Bah! small time.. wait until you're international! :killingme

Steve

universial much much bigger than international... that is so local... I have clients in the pegasus galaxy...


oh wait did i say that out aloud

[mynameis]

Finn Usarka Kiwifruit Boomer skidMark :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Big Dave]

Youtube, NZ top bike mags, advrider... I guess that's quite famous enough.

Whos winja?

The correct answer was - 'No - you have no idea what the big time is.'
Of course there is my international modeling career.
http://www.dold.co.nz/Products/Ventura/Bike-Pack_System/Bike-Pack_System.aspx

Winja is a former poster with a brutally acerbic wit and penchant for the controversial.

I must remember to write my own dustjackets.

[scumdog]

In at least 8 international newspapers plus several NZ ones, sans clothes.

Is that in or famous??

[Big Dave]

Is that in or famous??

If it's preceded by a 'treatise on the human condition' or the word 'lamentably' it's good either way.

[Hitcher]

Even the "other" David Cohen knows who Big Dave is. And that's saying something.

[Deano]

Well if it's bragging rights you're after.

I've been on TV twice for my chosen sports, and once in my job.

But who cares. I hate popularity contests. LOL

[rosie631]

I enjoy FattMax. He's always good for a laugh.
No mention of the Mormon Few. Just gos to prove they truly are legends in their OWN tiny MINDs.

[slofox]

I was "talked about in London" once...does that count? :rofl:

[slofox]

I enjoy FattMax. He's always good for a laugh.
No mention of the Mormon Few. Just gos to prove they truly are legends in their OWN tiny MINDs.

Max would have to get the "storyteller of the century" award for sure!

[Big Dave]

Even the "other" David Cohen knows who Big Dave is. And that's saying something.

I paid off his computer for a few months.

Kinda guy I am.

[sil3nt]

I had my face plastered all over chinese tv whilst on a recent trip over there


ok so maybe i got about 10 seconds on regional tv but still!

[Finn]

Whos winja?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=866793&postcount=12

Ah the good ol days...

[EJK]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=866793&postcount=12

Ah the good ol days...

Sounds angry

[Finn]

Sounds angry

If you're not angry, you haven't tried living.

[Morcs]

I was interviewed by Skysports ahead of an england match regarding my opinions on rio ferdinands drug ban. beat that. UK telly.

[EJK]

If you're not angry, you haven't tried living.

Hmm I'm not even born then! :sunny:

[carver]

I am winning at the moment!

[Ixion]

What is the weather like in Epirus at the moment, Your Majesty?

[carver]

What is the weather like in Epirus at the moment, Your Majesty?

I am a mormon, not a greek!

[Hitcher]

I am winning at the moment!

I think that the Courts will determine that.

[carver]

I think that the Courts will determine that.

haha, true!
its so funny, i cant stop laughing

[Hitcher]

haha, true!
its so funny, i cant stop laughing

Plead guilty, take your cuts and save us taxpayers some unnecessary expense, please.

[PrincessBandit]

Bah, national international global - I'm a galactic legend in my own lunchtime.

Sorry, been getting into the wine...burp

[carver]

Plead guilty, take your cuts and save us taxpayers some unnecessary expense, please.

no............

[racefactory]

back to the topic.... even though i havent been around long enough to identify with most people here, skidmark has had the most profound impression on me, had some good laughs at some of the stuff posted by him and when he's around. :jerry:

PirateJaffer has given me some good laughs at his posts of creativity and overall great sense of humour.

cheers guys, this site is fantastic! :apint:

[chef]

I like Big Dave...fuck knows why??

yeah read him talking about something in kiwirider mag some bike reveiw and im like wow big dave from KB ha

[Big Dave]

Bah, national international global - I'm a galactic legend in my own lunchtime.

Sorry, been getting into the wine...burp

Meh! Universal, girlfriend.

Don't worry Chefy - I didn't have any mystique to lose. :-(

[scumdog]

I almost went international..:bleh:




(or has that already been said that?:confused:)


No, wait, I DID go international - in an unclad sort of way!!

(Or has THAT too already been said ???)

EDIT: After about two days of flicking through this thread I noticed a bit of the above HAS been mentioned...oh well..

[short-circuit]

I am winning at the moment!

No you're not you tool - this guy is streets ahead of you:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=106927&highlight=nude+wedding

[carver]

No you're not you tool - this guy is streets ahead of you:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=106927&highlight=nude+wedding

but i am way ahead of you...thats enough for me