Words you don't hear anymore.

[Sniper]

Chatting to mum on the phone last night and she called me a "nincumpoop" because of me putting a knife throught my hand while stabbing holes into an ice cream container.

Kinda made me think. What other words do you know that used to be well used and have now faded into oblivion. SARGE recently brought back "douchebag" as well.

The words don't have to be insults or jibes, but what others were "cool" back in the day

[James Deuce]

Trollop. I definitely miss Trollop.

[Sniper]

Trollop. I definitely miss Trollop.


Hmmm, very true, and along those lines, you don't hear "wench" anymore.

[HDTboy]

Yes, yes, YES!

Or did I never hear them to begin with?

[Joni]

"Ag" as in "Ag no man"
"Robot" as in traffic light
"Now now" as in later
"Sis" not as in sister, but as in gross

Miss SA termonology....
:(

[Drew]

Trollop. I definitely miss Trollop.

I still use that one.

I think a lot of the words that are re surfacing, are being used in a deifferent context, and often more specific. The "trollop", for example, is what I now call one of the silly young girls, who try to make them selves look older and sexy by hangin it all out. By young I mean 14ish. Where my understanding is it used to be reference to any woman with easy virtue. They are now just skanky, or maybe sl#@s, (I cant say that word, it dont sit right with me).

Anyhoo, just my two cents:yes:

[Trudes]

Oh you guys should be my ears, I get trollop and wench all the time!
Arsewipe, arsebag, dickwad, ferritface. Moll is one I haven't heard in while. As for old sayings "goodo".

[Drew]

Oh you guys should be my ears, I get trollop and wench all the time!
Arsewipe, arsebag, dickwad, ferritface. Moll is one I haven't heard in while. As for old sayings "goodo".

I always spelt it "mole", but that it has been a while since I used or heard it. Goodo is till about in general use tho. Dickwad however I think should stay dead, it makes no sense. Knob jokey has dissapeared into obscurity, and that one is farkin funny.

[u4ea]

my Nana would say someone was a' bad egg'.........I tend to say thye're just a bastard!!!!!

[Matt Bleck]

I don't know if it's a regional thing, but one I haven't heard since high school is "Hoad". Any one else heard that one before? Seems a little strange writing or saying it after 15 odd years. I grew up in Gisborne and it'd be interesting to know if any one from there remeber's it. Mrs Kendog you're from Gissy eh?

[Matt Bleck]

my Nana would say someone was a' bad egg'.........I tend to say thye're just a bastard!!!!!

Whackydo, is one my Nana would say in sarcastic excitement. :mellow:

[MSTRS]

Funmny you should post this, Sniper. Talking to Canarlee the other day, comparing words in (or out of) use meaning great. Choice, tops, grouse, super, bitching, cool, heavy, rocking....

[u4ea]

Funmny you should post this, Sniper. Talking to Canarlee the other day, comparing words in (or out of) use meaning great. Choice, tops, grouse, super, bitching, cool, heavy, rocking....


caw!!!All them words....you're so HIP Mstrs.....:Punk:

[yungatart]

Really showing my age here....TTFN and hubba hubba....

[Maha]

Funmny you should post this, Sniper. Talking to Canarlee the other day, comparing words in (or out of) use meaning great. Choice, tops, grouse, super, bitching, cool, heavy, rocking....

And when i was a pre-pube.........Gunny!....(ment all those mentioned above..)..:yes:

'Spiffing' should be used more i feel...:Punk:

[Colapop]

Young Whippersnapper! My Grandy used to use that all the time.

[Krusti]

I get ribbed by my kids when I say "ockydoky"

When was the last time you heard someone say, "We had a gay old time"?

Not me anyway.

[Krusti]

How about "thingamebob"

[yungatart]

'Spiffing' should be used more i feel...:Punk: [/B]

Its used a lot in HB, especially during Art deco w/e, along with 'dahling' and all those other 30's words!

[yungatart]

How about "thingamebob"

...and thingamajig, whatchamacallit, wigwam for a goose's bridle?

[MSTRS]

Hoity-toity....little miss fancy pants

[u4ea]

...and thingamajig, whatchamacallit, wigwam for a goose's bridle?

wigwam for a gooses what........????????..........:blink: :scratch: :killingme :killingme

[Krusti]

I know it may be a little off topic but we are speaking of words we use. My son when he was young had heard all about homies. Came home from school and informed us that he was a homo. Poor little bugger.

When his mates were around once, they were about 15, I explained to them what buggered actually meant. They were mortified.

How about, "diddle lee squat" ?

[Chickadee]

My little bro always cringes when I say 'cool banana'.

Other favourites from youth that seem to not be heard frequently are
hunky dory, bullpaki, choice! Lots more but I'm having a brain freeze moment so will get back to you if any of brilliance are remembered.

I think some things should stay in the past, some names of yester year are definitely a bit uncool/embarrasing to have now days. Fanny, Doris, Gertrude ...

[Krusti]

wigwam for a gooses what........????????..........:blink: :scratch: :killingme :killingme

bridle.......

[MSTRS]

wigwam for a gooses what........????????..........:blink: :scratch: :killingme :killingme

What? indeed - names the indescribeable.

[Trudes]

I don't know if it's a regional thing, but one I haven't heard since high school is "Hoad". Any one else heard that one before? Seems a little strange writing or saying it after 15 odd years. I grew up in Gisborne and it'd be interesting to know if any one from there remeber's it. Mrs Kendog you're from Gissy eh?

I am, and my brother was a hoad, sometimes a bodgie too! Yeah not sure if that was just a gizzy saying, my god, been years since I heard that one!

[Trudes]

I think some things should stay in the past, some names of yester year are definitely a bit uncool/embarrasing to have now days. Fanny, Doris, Gertrude ...

My great grandmother was Fanny Hill, My name is Trudi and smartarses occasionally call me Gertrude, and Mr. Ceebie likes to call me Doris, all should be banned!

The kids I look after call everything that is a bit weird "gay", maybe they mean Queer?

[kiwifruit]

oh my giddy aunt

[Macktheknife]

bonza! Rad! Ultra! primo, heaps of others too.

[Pixie]

People look at me funny when I say I was "riding licketysplit"

[xwhatsit]

Chatting to mum on the phone last night and she called me a "nincumpoop" because of me putting a knife throught my hand while stabbing holes into an ice cream container.

Kinda made me think. What other words do you know that used to be well used and have now faded into oblivion. SARGE recently brought back "douchebag" as well.

The words don't have to be insults or jibes, but what others were "cool" back in the day

I still hear nincompoop quite frequently; the girlfriend is not a native, so she uses all kinds of slightly curious words from time to time. And, I am a nincompoop, it must be said.


Oh you guys should be my ears, I get trollop and wench all the time!
Arsewipe, arsebag, dickwad, ferritface. Moll is one I haven't heard in while. As for old sayings "goodo".

`Goodo' -- now that one I hear all the time too -- but that's from my Grandfather :sunny:



I'm younger than most of you lot, but a word my mates and I used to use an awful lot was `munted'. Kind of faded away. `Smacktard' resurfaced briefly due to internet culture, but has kind of died away again. I still use it from time to time because it's just so satisfying.

[Trudes]

I'm younger than most of you lot, but a word my mates and I used to use an awful lot was `munted'. Kind of faded away. `Smacktard' resurfaced briefly due to internet culture, but has kind of died away again. I still use it from time to time because it's just so satisfying.

I love Munted! And is Smarktard a bit like Fucktard?

[Sniper]

What about Mong?

[Edbear]

People look at me funny when I say I was "riding licketysplit"


Yep! And "Going like 60!" When 60mph WAS really going!

[NordieBoy]

"Ag" as in "Ag no man"
"Robot" as in traffic light
"Now now" as in later
"Sis" not as in sister, but as in gross

Miss SA termonology....
:(

Ja well no fine.

"Now now" as in now.
"Just now" as in later.

[Chisanga]

Words not heard much anymore (especially from younger types)

Please, Thank you, Sorry, Excuse me.

And for Joni And Nordi - Lekker dops.

[MotoGirl]

Words not heard much anymore (especially from younger types)
Please, Thank you, Sorry, Excuse me.
It's a waste of time learning manners if you're not going to use them anyway!

I never hear of anyone buying a pair of "slacks" anymore...

[ZeroIndex]

"Ag" as in "Ag no man"
"Robot" as in traffic light
"Now now" as in later
"Sis" not as in sister, but as in gross

Miss SA termonology....
:(

lol, and with robots, you also have 'circles' (roundabouts)...

[Coyote]

Don't hear many white people saying 'nigger' anymore

[Coyote]

The kids I look after call everything that is a bit weird "gay", maybe they mean Queer?
Also anything they don't like is gay, gay being an offensive term

Generally, when you say something brilliantly clever and offensive towards an idiot (aka a cool kid at school), they reply "yeah... well... you're gay" and all their idiot friends (aka the popular kids) laugh like drones thinking their mate just won this battle. Bit like the old "takes one to know one" phrase

[Firefight]

benzine = meaning petrol
wireless = radio
grouse = can be used to describe a Hottie !




F/F

[Storm]

Coyote -No. Us honkies have been banned from using it. You can say it if you are a black rapper as many times as you like though

[Sniper]

Ja well no fine.

"Now now" as in now.
"Just now" as in later.

I miss

"Ag nee man!" everytime I did something silly

[gunnyrob]

JEEZ WAYNE!!!!! (Said when someone said something really stupid during a serious conversation)

Only Drongoes drink Claytons.

[Sniper]

Dolt, as in ,"You silly dolt"

[Trudes]

benzine = meaning petrol


I was just about to say that one. My dad was always "go and put some benzine in the car", some what?? lol

[Steam]

You're all a bunch of mongols.
You stupid nurdurk.
He's a bit of a spiv.

[johnnyflash]

then there's; getting the "bums rush", and before u say it, no its not what u think :-) similar in meaning to; get a "short shift".
or how about; just the "bees knees"

[cowpoos]

by jing goes!!
choice
Rad
Ace
Ace one!
whack!
give it some jandel!
bo-da-shous dude!! [ala nija turtles!! lmao]

Ahhh....the memories


I miss the smurfs!

[Steam]

Jimminy Whiskers!
Egad!
Gadzooks!
Matey-Potatey!

[gunnyrob]

Then there's "guddle", an olde english term which means to fish by reaching your hand over a bank of a stream or river.

"Snarge" is the goop left on airplanes after a bird strike

and my total favorite word of all time....

DEFENESTRATION the act of falling through or throwing someone through a window!!!

[Smorg]

GRONK!!!!!

My personal favourite, as in......shes a "GRONK"

[johnnyflash]

namby pamby,
Ya pillock,
half wit,
dipstick...
Hell aint it no wonder our kids dont understand us nor we them...

[jonbuoy]

Skill or Ace - meaning cool.

[Ocean1]

Evolutionary linguistics, very interesting subject. As fast as languages evolve they retain some phonetic elements for thousands of years. In some cases linguistic research can identify cultural links that even genetics can’t trace.

Few off the top of my head:

Grouse
Flibbertigibbet
Bun fight
Mollycoddle
Dog’s breakfast
Hairy (still in use?)
Moniker
Yonks
Snarky
Crib

Any more?

[deanohit]

howz about a bloody strummer meaning dork
don't hear many people saying crikey dick much either
also fair to muddlin if asked how you doin?
still use by jingoes alot around young kids.

[Bigsexy]

Chip of the old block I dont hear too often..Not to say im not a nice guy or anything.:dodge:

[Bigsexy]

Oh yeah.... youngins will know these, Austin 3:16, open a can o whoop ass, cause stone cold said so!? Now a bit older we dont practise wrestling moves on each other.

[Al]

Originally Posted by Joni
"Ag" as in "Ag no man"
"Robot" as in traffic light
"Now now" as in later
"Sis" not as in sister, but as in gross

Miss SA termonology....


Yeah, we still use:
Aaaaag KAK man!
Doos
Doosdief
Bliksem
"Tjune" as in "don't tjune me shit, boet!"
Spyker....hehehehe

and the "robot", "circle" and "just now" meaning sometime later...!!

Memories...

Al

[Motu]

I'd love some Gay Time and Faggs coffee to finish my weekend.

[terbang]

Strewth that's geet big..
I hear that Joni is a bit of a spunk..

[Skyryder]

I use to like some of the ones that were before my time.

The two that realy spring to mind is

Spiffing as pretty bloody good etc.

Jiggy-jig for sex. That just sounds so right.

But getting into the not so recent as in

A happening

Threads....... as in for clothes

Boon docks...........not a nice place to be. Can mean both a state of depression or a less than dessirable neighborhood

DA as in Ducks Arse. A bodgie hairsty where the hair was brushed like a Duck A

Skyryder

[cowpoos]

I'd love some Gay Time and Faggs coffee to finish my weekend.
whats gay time motu?

[Trudes]

I love the good old aussie "pigs arse", don't hear it so much here, but in aussie it's a favourite.

[peasea]

Hmmm, very true, and along those lines, you don't hear "wench" anymore.

That's not true in this house; I often to refer to my teenage daughter as an opstreperous wench.

[Laava]

Shucks! :yes:

[bell]

whats gay time motu?

Motu is probably referring to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Gaytime

[bell]

I love the good old aussie "pigs arse", don't hear it so much here, but in aussie it's a favourite.

A few other Aussie favourites.

Give yer a "clip over the ear"
Strewth!
Blimey or Blimey Charlie.
You've got two chances: Buckley's and none.
I'll give it a butchers or Have a butchers at this mate!
Fair crack of the whip!
Bewdy newt.
Don't get your tits in a tangle.
Busier than a blue-arsed blowfly.
Man's not a camel.

[Kendog]

A few other Aussie favourites.

Give yer a "clip over the ear"
Strewth!
Blimey or Blimey Charlie.
You've got two chances: Buckley's and none.
I'll give it a butchers or Have a butchers at this mate!
Fair crack of the whip!
Bewdy newt.
Don't get your tits in a tangle.
Busier than a blue-arsed blowfly.
Man's not a camel.



Fair suck of the sav

Put another snag on the barbie

[Highlander]

I was asked the other day if I was a Bogan as a teenager, I said more of a hoad really. - Guess where I spent my teen age years!!

Benzine is the stuff my Poppa ran his car on. He'd fill it at the Bauzer station (not sure of that spelling mind you).

What about "Doozy" and "Foonunga" meant something was "Crash Hot"
"Hua" implied that your parents were not married (which of course make you a coarse file).
"Sweet" meant dang, that's gonna hurt (or "Smart")

Mental Mint / Electric Puha / Chinese Parsley

A "Geeza"I worked with "Yonks" ago came out with "Use-to-could" for something he could once do but not anymore, as in "I Us-to-could run a marathon"

Mr KD, by "Snag" you are refering to "Tube Steak" not Sensitive New Age Guy?

[hXc]

Don't know if it has been said yet, but "Oh Geez Wayne!"

[Switch]

Puckerooed?

[Highlander]

Puckerooed?

Pukaru -means broken (or Knackered / shot)

[Switch]

Pukaru -means broken (or Knackered / shot)

:D so thats what my grandad meant

[gijoe1313]

Uglier than a hatful of arseholes ... it's pretty choice as, just as well it isn't worth a brass razoo anymore - be like pissing against a wall, I guess we're doing the full monty on this topic. Fair cop and all. Turn and turnabout I say! Wonder when this thread will go on a bender and turn turtle!

The saddo gits will lap it up till the cowcockies come home and end up spewing about it! Struth! Going to have a crack at this one dead serious and see what I can run up the flagpole with.

It's like the ol'banger, giving up the ghost and having it's guts for garters. The crew will have a good root around and see what's mingy about it!

So, not coming the raw prawn, I'll settle for a nice char break and bacon buttie and talk your ear off mate! A right humdinger this is! :msn-wink:

[NordieBoy]

Uglier than a hatful of arseholes ... it's pretty choice as, just as well it isn't worth a brass razoo anymore - be like pissing against a wall, I guess we're doing the full monty on this topic. Fair cop and all. Turn and turnabout I say! Wonder when this thread will go on a bender and turn turtle!

The saddo gits will lap it up till the cowcockies come home and end up spewing about it! Struth! Going to have a crack at this one dead serious and see what I can run up the flagpole with.

It's like the ol'banger, giving up the ghost and having it's guts for garters. The crew will have a good root around and see what's mingy about it!

So, not coming the raw prawn, I'll settle for a nice char break and bacon buttie and talk your ear off mate! A right humdinger this is! :msn-wink:
Story.




.

[Swoop]

Snafu.

Only bettered by Tarfu, or if needs be... Fubar!

[Hitcher]

Hegemony. Or the bag.

[Steam]

One of my workmates uses heaps of these old phrases, he grew up with kiwi hillbillies or something. My other colleagues get really tired of it and tell him bluntly "speak english you fuckwit." or "what the fuck are you on about now?"
Poor guy, he really has no idea people don't like him.

[Ocean1]

Hegemony. Or the bag.

Reasonably relaxed about that one, the opportunity don't crop up in the smoko room to slip it in too often... So I'll take the bag ta.

[loftyk3]

then there's; getting the "bums rush", and before u say it, no its not what u think :-) similar in meaning to; get a "short shift".
or how about; just the "bees knees"

I think it is "short shrift" as opposed to "short shift"

[Matt_TG]

Don't hear many called a Drongo or Fatty Boomsticks these days.... or a "Der".

That was the ultimate insult at school in the 70's and 80's. :P

[Deviant Esq]

"Going like forty bastards" - used to think it was funny when my mates Dad would say that. Didn't hear "bollocks" for a while but it's made a comeback. Heaps of others but they've either already been said or I've forgotten them for now. Interesting thread..

[Hitcher]

"Rattle your dags!"

[terbang]

Gordon Bennett..! Is this thread still going?

[Swoop]

My other colleagues get really tired of it and tell him bluntly "speak english you fuckwit." or "what the fuck are you on about now?"
Poor guy, he really has no idea people don't like him.
A lot like Heilen Klerke really.......:yes:

[Steam]

A lot like Heilen Klerke really.......:yes:

Oi, quit hassling my mum!

[Krusti]

Have not heard "Spare prick in a brothel" for a while.

[Hitcher]

Or "ladies a plate please" for that matter.

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Manis = idiot
Vock = mentally retarded
Quim = female sexual organ
Crumbs = crikey
Up the boohai chasin' pukakis = gone to see a man about a dog
Dweeb = nerd
Beef Curtains = vulva
Gone postal = mass murder whilst in a rage
Hoick = spit
Lay a cable = defecate
RS = ratshit
Dunny = loo
Purple headed custard chucker = Penis
Bacon torpedo = Purple headed custard chucker

[Joni]

:lol:

I like "Manis".... we use that one alot at home!

[malc999]

I still use that one.

I think a lot of the words that are re surfacing, are being used in a deifferent context, and often more specific. The "trollop", for example, is what I now call one of the silly young girls, who try to make them selves look older and sexy by hangin it all out. By young I mean 14ish. Where my understanding is it used to be reference to any woman with easy virtue. They are now just skanky, or maybe sl#@s, (I cant say that word, it dont sit right with me).

Anyhoo, just my two cents:yes:

[Disco Dan]

"woopsy-daisy" - Not used enough!

A word I sort of made up for work: "fantabulous"
I tell my patients its for when they are not only fabulous but fantastic also!

[peasea]

All mouth and trousers............

[Hitcher]

Stone the crows.

[gijoe1313]

Flipping Nora! This still going on then? People can't mind their beeswax and harp on till they rattle their dags and put some hard yakka in! His nibs will go spare when they can't count on the wage slaves - bless their little cotton socks!

A right ding-dong hullaballoo this is - she'll be right when the day is done and avoiding the bum's rush. I'm still a peeping Tom in this thread (or should that be a Peking Tom?)

Now we're really whittling down to the nub of the matter and scousing out the gems! Good to see no-one with a beef and it's all over bar the shouting!

[ZeroIndex]

Flipping Nora! This still going on then? People can't mind their beeswax and harp on till they rattle their dags and put some hard yakka in! His nibs will go spare when they can't count on the wage slaves - bless their little cotton socks!

A right ding-dong hullaballoo this is - she'll be right when the day is done and avoiding the bum's rush. I'm still a peeping Tom in this thread (or should that be a Peking Tom?)

Now we're really whittling down to the nub of the matter and scousing out the gems! Good to see no-one with a beef and it's all over bar the shouting!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gijoe1313 again.

[phantom]

My Nana , a Londoner, used to say "What's up c*ck ?" Us kids thought it was hilarious, along with her calling someone a "silly arse". Miss the old chook

[Dilligaf]

Boofhead was always a favourite...
And getting on my tits = annoying.

[Storm]

Flipping Nora! This still going on then? People can't mind their beeswax and harp on till they rattle their dags and put some hard yakka in! His nibs will go spare when they can't count on the wage slaves - bless their little cotton socks!

A right ding-dong hullaballoo this is - she'll be right when the day is done and avoiding the bum's rush. I'm still a peeping Tom in this thread (or should that be a Peking Tom?)

Now we're really whittling down to the nub of the matter and scousing out the gems! Good to see no-one with a beef and it's all over bar the shouting!

Fred Dagg and Wal Footrot would be proud of you Joe:D:D

[johnnyflash]

yep thats true, actually Ive heard it used both ways (Shrift & Shift) particularly in the 60's when I first heard it :-)

[Checkers]

Oh you guys should be my ears, I get trollop and wench all the time!
Arsewipe, arsebag, dickwad, ferritface. Moll is one I haven't heard in while. As for old sayings "goodo".


I use goodo alot of the time and 'im outtie' as in im going, see you later.

[Checkers]

"woopsy-daisy" - Not used enough!

A word I sort of made up for work: "fantabulous"
I tell my patients its for when they are not only fabulous but fantastic also!

haha is woopsie-doodle close enough i think its funny:yes:

[MisterD]

plonker (as in Rodney, you plonker)
wally = ^^^
scarper = do a runner

[Drew]

Scarper is still used, my business partener was first time I heard it, but now I say it, and some people I talk to have adopted it.

[Sniper]

Poppy cock

[Drew]

Poppy cock

Shit, aint heard that one since I last stayed at my grandmothers house for a holiday. (So it was obviously a long time ago, because it was a forced location.)

[peasea]

Had a couple of bourbons after a great wee trip to Kaukapakapa this arvo, so I'm off to...

skin the lizard/point percy at the porcelain/take a slash

but because I had such a big lunch I might also...

take a dump/pinch a loaf/send another Dutchman to the coast/strangle an Abbo....

We're all a bit bored aren't we?

Or is this all ballderdash?

[bell]

Poppy cock

Codswallop.

[peasea]

Codswallop.


It appears there are bounders and blaggards afoot.

Not to mention the odd quince.

[98tls]

Remember the old lady used to say..........your a chelky bugger.........no idea what the hell that meant.........a saying of hers that i never hear anymore was..your on a fuss then.........

[98tls]

Hey Peasea whats Quince............like gay or something......?

[Jeremy]

Adam's ale. Though that was probably phased out before I was born.

[NordieBoy]

Mountain Oysters and Shearers shandy.

[Flatcap]

Goober
Wippersnapper
shindig

All words I use to the confusion of most...

[BarBender]

trogladite
gobbledigook
heinous
hoover - as oppossed to vacuum

[peasea]

Hey Peasea whats Quince............like gay or something......?

Well, it's actually a fruit, used in making jellies and marmalade, so it fits.

Fruit=gaybo etc....

Far removed connection I guess but you're right.

[peasea]

Mountain Oysters and Shearers shandy.

Mountain oysters?
I prefer mountain women.......

[peasea]

trogladite
gobbledigook
heinous
hoover - as oppossed to vacuum

I just gave a bike shop a 'lambasting', is that cool?

[Mrs Busa Pete]

My little bro always cringes when I say 'cool banana'.

Other favourites from youth that seem to not be heard frequently are
hunky dory, bullpaki, choice! Lots more but I'm having a brain freeze moment so will get back to you if any of brilliance are remembered.

I think some things should stay in the past, some names of yester year are definitely a bit uncool/embarrasing to have now days. Fanny, Doris, Gertrude ...

bullpaki i still use that one and pete and my girls call me doris all the time.

[peasea]

bullpaki i still use that one and pete and my girls call me doris all the time.

Are you sure you're not a 'broad'?

[NordieBoy]

I just gave a bike shop a 'lambasting', is that cool?

Depends.
Did you use a real lamb?

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Are you sure you're not a 'broad'?

F**k i hope so or pete going to get quite a surprise.


What about rumpy pumpy,bonk


Ops thats not an invitation there peasea

[peasea]

Depends.
Did you use a real lamb?

I'm going on one now...

or is that cumming on one?


Only an Irishman would know.

[peasea]

F**k i hope so or pete going to get quite a surprise.


What about rumpy pumpy,bonk


Ops thats not an invitation there peasea

Darn.

No time for a bit of slap 'n' tickle then?

[BarBender]

I just gave a bike shop a 'lambasting', is that cool?

Sounds like you lost your cool.

[Skyryder]

Codswallop.

Codwallah

English Army slang for an Indian fisherman. Has since been corrupted to codswallop: a load of (unbelievable). Codswallop, the sound that this fish mash made as the British army cooks dolloped or walloped the dish onto the tin pannikins of the lower ranks. It taste was described as ‘unbelievable.’


Skyryder

[Skyryder]

It's a bit of a Heath Robertson. Now that's an old one.

The Blarny Stone.




Skyryder

[T-Thunder13]

oh fuck knuckles cock and piss. i was going to say codswallop

[T-Thunder13]

oh. spectacular. i just got to highway biker. yay

[MisterD]

What about rumpy pumpy,bonk



Standard tabloidese where I come from me old china.

I have a vague recollection that when I was about 10yrs old the default word for some thing agreeable was luscious or just lush (rather than sweet or cool or whatever...)

[Lissa]

Cool Bananas, Puku (You have a big fat Puku!), Fandangle, poop, oppsy daisy, Matey Potaey... I say all those things. :mellow:

[peasea]

Cool Bananas, Puku (You have a big fat Puku!), Fandangle, poop, oppsy daisy, Matey Potaey... I say all those things. :mellow:


Oh my giddy aunt, I'm off up the apples and pears to roger the trouble and strife.

[scumdog]

Oh you guys should be my ears, I get trollop and wench all the time!
Arsewipe, arsebag, dickwad, ferritface. Moll is one I haven't heard in while. As for old sayings "goodo".


Refer to my mates girlfriends as their 'floozy', wife as a 'doris'

Tarty ones as "painted jezebels"

and how about a 'huckery moll' - ya don't want to be seen with one of them!!

[Lissa]

Oh my giddy aunt, I'm off up the apples and pears to roger the trouble and strife.

You are going to roger what???

[Laava]

Black as a bats arse!

[Maha]

Vaginamite!
Penisbutter!

[Hitcher]

As a schoolboy I always thought it was Vaginamite. Imagine my surprise years later when I discovered women. My B-group vitamin levels have been subsequently lacking, despite my best endeavours...

[GOGAL]

Toodle Pip - I'm off to hit the hay.

[cowpoos]

As a schoolboy I always thought it was Vaginamite. Imagine my surprise years later when I discovered women. My B-group vitamin levels have been subsequently lacking, despite my best endeavours...
you spread what on your toast?

[peasea]

You are going to roger what???

"trouble and strife", Cockney for 'wife'....

[avgas]

"Political Reasons".
Everytime someone says that to me these days I know its bullshit.
Also "Boyracer". Hoon was by far a better term. Boy racer is too 'Hip', like singing how black you are and wearing plasters on your face.
oh just remember - "Rough Riders".........those guys are the biggest pussies i can think off

[kevfromcoro]

shit your bike is gutless......wouldent pull a niga off your sister

[MSTRS]

shit your bike is gutless......wouldent pull a niga off your sister

....or the skin off a rice pudding. Must be a Honda.:dodge:

[kevfromcoro]

....or the skin off a rice pudding. Must be a Honda.:dodge:

....or a sick whore out of bed..

[Drew]

Threads goin down hill here, the rascist shit aint fuckin cool, and yes, it is rascist to use the word nigga, wether your black or not.

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Bet ya couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag, or pull the skin off a rice pudding, you bunch of nancy boys!

[Maha]

shit your bike is gutless......wouldent pull a niga off your sister


Barry Sheene use a more pc version when he said....''it wouldn't pull a schoolboy of your granny''....:yes:

[scumdog]

Threads goin down hill here, the rascist shit aint fuckin cool, and yes, it is rascist to use the word nigga, wether your black or not.

OK, call me an old fart, a honky, a tight arsed Scots git, pig, or anything else like that and I don't give a shit.

Don't be so precious and sensitive, loosen up dude.

[kevfromcoro]

Barry Sheene use a more pc version when he said....''it wouldn't pull a schoolboy of your granny''....:yes:

sorry..i appologise....wont use that word again.

[Bigsexy]

Uglier than a hatful of arseholes ... it's pretty choice as, just as well it isn't worth a brass razoo anymore - be like pissing against a wall, I guess we're doing the full monty on this topic. Fair cop and all. Turn and turnabout I say! Wonder when this thread will go on a bender and turn turtle!

The saddo gits will lap it up till the cowcockies come home and end up spewing about it! Struth! Going to have a crack at this one dead serious and see what I can run up the flagpole with.

It's like the ol'banger, giving up the ghost and having it's guts for garters. The crew will have a good root around and see what's mingy about it!

So, not coming the raw prawn, I'll settle for a nice char break and bacon buttie and talk your ear off mate! A right humdinger this is! :msn-wink:
CHAMPION lmao

[Mom]

oh. spectacular. i just got to highway biker. yay

Well i'll be a pickled jelly eel!

[scumdog]

"Handles like a bag of broken arseholes."

"A face like a ruptured custard."

[Storm]

"Pulls harder than a frustrated schoolboy"
"You dirty hua" (probably because I'm not around farms that I dont hear this one)

[Drew]

"Pulls harder than a frustrated schoolboy"
"You dirty hua" (probably because I'm not around farms that I dont hear this one)

I allways thought it was, "pulls harder than a bus load of school boys".


Has anybody said poppy cock? Aint heard that in a while.

[rwh]

It's a bit of a Heath Robertson. Now that's an old one.


If you're talking about the artist that drew all sorts of wierd contraptions, his name is Heath Robinson.

Richard

[peasea]

OK, call me an old fart, a honky, a tight arsed Scots git, pig, or anything else like that and I don't give a shit.

Don't be so precious and sensitive, loosen up dude.

Looks like there's a nigger in the woodpile...

oops.

[peasea]

"Handles like a bag of broken arseholes."

"A face like a ruptured custard."


Or....
"Show us ya gutted kina"

nah, too sexist....

Funny that the BK ad was produced by a female huh?

I thought it was 'flash as a Chow on a bike'

[kerfufflez]

Bunkum.
Fiddlesticks. (Both courtesy of an old great-aunt).

[Lissa]

Peeved off! :angry:

And a new one courtesy of my 6 year old: PICKLE BUM!!!

[NordieBoy]

Looks like there's a nigger in the woodpile...

oops.

Honky in the woodpile was a book by John Brunner.

[mikey62]

When we came out from the US of A in '71 my father loved the term "frock", as in a dress. Obviously because of its closeness to that other kiwi iconic word f*ck. Back in the 60's and early 70's you just didn't say THAT word in the states.

[deanohit]

I allways thought it was, "pulls harder than a bus load of school boys".

how about pulls harder than a school boy on viagra.

[Goblin]

I still like Kiwifruits one "Oh my giddy aunt". My Grandmother used to say that.
Another I thought of was "daft as a brush".
And a person who's a "pleb"
And a house is a "gaff"

[MisterD]

My Gran used to call me a "mucky arab" when I'd come home covered in mud...doubt that'd be allowed these days either

[Toaster]

Uglier than a hatful of arseholes ... it's pretty choice as, just as well it isn't worth a brass razoo anymore - be like pissing against a wall, I guess we're doing the full monty on this topic. Fair cop and all. Turn and turnabout I say! Wonder when this thread will go on a bender and turn turtle!

The saddo gits will lap it up till the cowcockies come home and end up spewing about it! Struth! Going to have a crack at this one dead serious and see what I can run up the flagpole with.

It's like the ol'banger, giving up the ghost and having it's guts for garters. The crew will have a good root around and see what's mingy about it!

So, not coming the raw prawn, I'll settle for a nice char break and bacon buttie and talk your ear off mate! A right humdinger this is! :msn-wink:

They still talk like this where I live.

[Drew]

Silly as a two bob watch.

[sidecar bob]

Did anyone elses grandfather "drive like Jehu" when they were running late?

[mooks]

Did anyone elses grandfather "drive like Jehu" when they were running late?


naw .... but my grandad was pretty quick to tell folks he didn't give a tinker's cuss when they complained about his old Indian getting fired up early on Sunday mornings .....

[SPman]

Was a time when "no fear" meant "righto"...which meant.....

"You gonna screw the whatsamajig onto the whoosit?"
"yeah, no fear mate."

[T-Thunder13]

ZAM! POW! OOOF! holly rusted metal batman!

[T-Thunder13]

sorry about this one but its still funny when you hear some ass crack showing tradesman yell " ah fuck some fucken fuckers fucked the fucker"

[Goblin]

Heavens to Betsy! How about the old "fisty cuffs" and a bit of "biffo".

Oh topping what old bean!

[Trudes]

A heinous bush pig with a face like a slapped arse!

[peasea]

Heavens to Betsy! How about the old "fisty cuffs" and a bit of "biffo".

Oh topping what old bean!

Spiffing, put up your dukes and have at him

[Hitcher]

One looked as though one had been dragged backwards through a hedge.

[jtzzr]

SHUCKS , is this thread still going?

[Lissa]

Quit your bellyaching.

[scumdog]

"The old engine's knackered, it's going through oil like a dose of salts through a sick nigger"

[avgas]

Don't just stand there with your hands in your pockets.
Hilarius if your wearing overalls

[peasea]

SHUCKS , is this thread still going?

Bit of a conundrum, what?

[MisterD]

A heinous bush pig with a face like a slapped arse!

But in a certain light, bore a resemblance to a bulldog licking piss of a nettle.

[peasea]

But in a certain light, bore a resemblance to a bulldog licking piss of a nettle.


I'm flabbergasted.

[scumdog]

(Describing a womans jiggling arse as viewed from behind) "Whoooo-ee, like bulldog chewing on a wasp"

[Lissa]

Chew the fat

and

Wet your whistle!!

[peasea]

Chew the fat

and

Wet your whistle!!

Show me your chewable fat, my whistle might just get wet.

(Besides, it's "whet" your whistle.)

[TerminalAddict]

Hows-yer-father used in the same context as whatcha-ma-call-it

[peasea]

Hows-yer-father used in the same context as whatcha-ma-call-it
As above, show me the chewable fat, I'll show you my 'how's yer father'!

[TerminalAddict]

surely more like tit for tat?

show me your tit and I'll show you my tat

[Lissa]

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.


(Besides, it's "whet" your whistle.)Holy Moly

[NordieBoy]

Oh lawdy!

[yungatart]

Heavens to Mergatroid, is this still going?

[peasea]

....what in tarnation?

[MisterD]

I'll borrow some old golfing terminology to descibe this thread, it's a bit of a Sally Gunnell. Translation: Bloody ugly, but a good runner

[tri boy]

He's just a Charlatan (imposter), and his words are "Slippery as Snot" (untrustworthy), so tell him to "Rev up and F**K off"!

[tri boy]

(A woman in tight pants walking towards you)
Ere boy, gork on that. She's chew'n cotton.:nono:


Town slut: "Seen more pricks than a second hand dart board".:shutup:

[Trudes]

or same woman with tight pants walking away from you, she's wearing 'hungry arse pants'.

[Drew]

Crickey! Those pants must be spray painted on!

[Hitcher]

Q: Whoar! How do you get into a pair of pants like those?

A: You could start by buying me a drink...

[tri boy]

Hell West, and Crooked.
Stockmans term: Things all over the place. " The heard broke the fence, and are Hell West and Crooked!

[peasea]

Crickey! Those pants must be spray painted on!

Like mumble pants.......
You can see the lips moving but you can't hear what the cunt's saying.

[scumdog]

Like mumble pants.......
You can see the lips moving but you can't hear what the cunt's saying.

"Faaark, look at her (as she is walking way), her arse looks like a bulldog chewing on a wasp" (Particularly sensual type walking)

[Sniper]

Hmm, this thread is great the way it veers in different directions, yet still stays on topic

[Drew]

Pick up a bottle of "plonk" on your way over.

Plonk being a cheep bottle of vine.

[kro]

I'll be repeating a few peoples efforts, and I apologise.

Thingymajig
trollop
bogan ( I moved from auck to Nelson, and havent heard it since)
munter ( as above)
Holy moly
What the heck?

[Krayy]

Shazbot
Criminy
"...just quietly"

[peasea]

Pick up a bottle of "plonk" on your way over.




....and I'll whip up a bowl of flummery.

[Krusti]

Please and Thank you.........

and, let me get that for you maam...

[scumdog]

"She bangs like a dunny door in a gale"

[oldguy]

Chatting to mum on the phone last night and she called me a "nincumpoop" because of me putting a knife throught my hand while stabbing holes into an ice cream container.

Kinda made me think. What other words do you know that used to be well used and have now faded into oblivion. SARGE recently brought back "douchebag" as well.

The words don't have to be insults or jibes, but what others were "cool" back in the day

PLEASE and THANK YOU

[yungatart]

......since Adam wore short pants.

[scumdog]

......since Adam wore short pants.

or "Adam was a cowboy"

[peasea]

"She bangs like a dunny door in a gale"

Your bike or your missus?
Sister?
I'll stop now.

[scumdog]

Your bike or your missus?
Sister?
I'll stop now.

Last I heard it was your mother...:dodge: :shutup:

[peasea]

Last I heard it was your mother...:dodge: :shutup:


Well, I wasn't going to stoop quite that low. My restraint is working better than yours tonight.

[scumdog]

Well, I wasn't going to stoop quite that low. My restraint is working better than yours tonight.


You started it - and besides I'm drinking Canadian Club and don't care..:nya:

[Hitcher]

I'm drinking Canadian Club and don't care...

Cause and effect, perhaps? What's the trouble, run out of Scotch?

[scumdog]

Cause and effect, perhaps? What's the trouble, run out of Scotch?

Budget bites: can't afford the 'real thing'.:yes:

[peasea]

Budget bites: can't afford the 'real thing'.:yes:

On a Monday? Still, I've heard some people ride motorcycles on Monday's, what next?

[scumdog]

On a Monday? Still, I've heard some people ride motorcycles on Monday's, what next?

Sex on Mondays?

Once I get CB away from the sink I guess...

[Sniper]

PLEASE and THANK YOU

Old people always say that :dodge: