Motorbike Parking Spaces

[NC]

Apparently...
If your Maori you can park anywhere you damn like! *flails arms*

:Oi:
I had a heated talk with a lady about parking in a MB park. She didn't like the fact that she couldn't get her drivers door open cause I parked my bike in the way. I quickley pointed out that she was parked in a motorbike park. And her excuse was that she has the right to cause she is Maori!

After saying to her that "what? Im not black enough to be maori" she shut her face. (It's amazing what a good tan and a button nose can do to help out your situation. Naughty, I know) But she also pointed out that there was a scooter parked in a Carpark. (it was parked in another MB park) and why should she have to park anywhere else.

There are 1500 fucken carparks in the bloody area! People like that should be beaten to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock for selfishness and fucken stupidity...
Oh and to the fact there was a baby left in the car for I don't know how many mins while she was in there shopping. :disapint:

Fucken discusting... :shit:

[vifferman]

:killingme That was funny, NCRuthChick30. Tell us another story. I especially liked the *flails arms* and the "People like that should be beaten to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock for selfishness and fucken stupidity..."

:killingme

[NC]

:killingme That was funny, NCRuthChick30. Tell us another story. I especially liked the *flails arms* and the "People like that should be beaten to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock for selfishness and fucken stupidity..."

:killingme


Honestly, you scare me.... :gob:


:killingme

[vifferman]

Honestly, you scare me.... Only because you've never met me. I'm quite meek, mild and not the least bit scary in person. Even my kids aren't scared of me.:mad:

[The One]

People like that ruin it for others, (I'm Maori and can do what I want) makes maoris like like idiots.

I hate that attitude, bit like me with my story doh! (Sorry)

Like people who park in Invalids park. they sux.

[gav]

Can u ring *555 and report them/it ? :mobile:

[Warren]

People like that should be beaten to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock for selfishness and fucken stupidity...

Sounds like an good excuse to have one under your motorbike seat incase you meet another person parking their car in the MB parks.

[NC]

Only because you've never met me. I'm quite meek, mild and not the least bit scary in person. Even my kids aren't scared of me.:mad:


:weep:


Haha!

[NC]

People like that ruin it for others, (I'm Maori and can do what I want) makes maoris like like idiots.

I hate that attitude, bit like me with my story doh! (Sorry)

Like people who park in Invalids park. they sux.


Yerp, parking in Handicap spaces, while handicap people pull handicap faces.
Not my style.


GAV:
Your right, I think there was ment to be "plastic cops" walking about. But they did tear down the Dunkin Donuts, so maybe they were at the shrine asking gawd to return the "oh great glazed one?"

Should have reported her to the :Police: for leaving a baby unatended in a car on a sunny day.

[vifferman]

Should have reported her to the :Police: for leaving a baby unatended in a car on a sunny day.I saw this item on "Auto, Motor, SPort" (I think it's called) on Triangle. It's a chermun motoring programme and they had an item on people leaving children in cars, and how it's lawful to break into the car and/or smash the window if you think the baby/child is in possible danger from heat/suffocation. I believe you should have smashed the windows to help the poor suffering infant.;)

[Mr Skid]

If you call the local council they'll likely come out and deal to them. Though probably not with a prosthetic member.

I can sympathise with some of the claims for Tino Rangatiratanga, but that's just taking the piss I think.

Anyone else hear about the speaker at the foreshore select committee claiming soverignty over outer space as well? Apparently they'll be having words with NASA..

[NC]

I saw this item on "Auto, Motor, SPort" (I think it's called) on Triangle. It's a chermun motoring programme and they had an item on people leaving children in cars, and how it's lawful to break into the car and/or smash the window if you think the baby/child is in possible danger from heat/suffocation. I believe you should have smashed the windows to help the poor suffering infant.;)


WOOHOOO!

I'm sure that car had a baby in it officer :D :Police:


Is that a NZ programme?

[Joni]

Black rubber cock huh?...... :lol: That just amuses my warped mind!!!!

Anyway.... children left in cars..... not cool. Call the :Police:

[NC]

Anyone else hear about the speaker at the foreshore select committee claiming soverignty over outer space as well? Apparently they'll be having words with NASA..


Oh you're shitting with me? :shit:

[NC]

Black rubber cock huh?...... :lol: That just amuses my warped mind!!!!

Anyway.... children left in cars..... not cool. Call the :Police:


Or I was going to go for a prosthetic limb, but I thought the rubber cock was a funnier option :yes: :lol:

[vifferman]

WOOHOOO!

I'm sure that car had a baby in it officer :D :Police:


Is that a NZ programme?Nein, it's chermun. From ze land off BMWs.

[Mr Skid]

Oh you're shitting with me? :shit:
The best I could find on google quickly is an ACT press release :wacko:

http://www.act.org.nz/item.jsp?id=26062

[Joni]

Or I was going to go for a prosthetic limb, but I thought the rubber cock was a funnier option :yes: :lol:

Shit.... you were right!!! the funniest option....

Question: why black? or should I not ask!!!! :shit:

[vifferman]

Or I was going to go for a prosthetic limb, but I thought the rubber cock was a funnier option :yes: :lol:Indeed.
I think we should question you further on this topic, see how big a hole you can dig for yourself....

[Joni]

Indeed.
I think we should question you further on this topic, see how big a hole you can dig for yourself....


I agree 100% - how low will she go?? lol - just kidding girl....

[NC]

Shit.... you were right!!! the funniest option....

Question: why black? or should I not ask!!!! :shit:


Well It can be disguised as a truncheon and later used as a love truncheon...
:2thumbsup



LOL narh, have you ever seen that movie " Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?"

[Joni]

Well It can be disguised as a truncheon and later used as a love truncheon...
:2thumbsup



LOL narh, have you ever seen that movie " Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?"


Nope, but I know someone who owns a black rubber one.... lol, now I am treading on thin ice with a particular person!!!! :banana:

[NC]

Indeed.
I think we should question you further on this topic, see how big a hole you can dig for yourself....


Re-read what you just typed...
Someone's sexually frustrated!....

:lol:

[Joni]

Re-read what you just typed...
Someone's sexually frustrated!....

:lol:



:killingme :killingme

[NC]

Nope, but I know someone who owns a black rubber cock.... lol, now I am treading on thin ice with a particular person!!!! :banana:


:lol:

You'll be safe if it's under 15 inches... :blink:

[Blakamin]

Oh you're shitting with me? :shit:
It was on the news

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3028490a11,00.html
:shutup:

[vifferman]

Re-read what you just typed...
Someone's sexually frustrated!....Sexually? No.
Just frustrated. Trying to think of an excuse to go for a lunchtime ride...

[NC]

It was on the news

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3028490a11,00.html
:shutup:


:brick: It just amazes me.....



Fire:
Just go for a ride, simple as that... :Pokey:

[Ms Piggy]

There are 1500 fucken carparks in the bloody area! People like that should be beaten to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock for selfishness and fucken stupidity...
http://www.dvice.co.nz/shop/t_seven.html Doesn't seem to be any black ones though. :whistle:

Back onto MB parks topic...I hate people parking in MB parks! It happens all the time where I park on Mercer St, in the evening I come back to my bike & some dork has squeezed their car in beside me (or another bike) and I wouldn't know how they would be able to get out of their drivers door without the door hitting the bike they have parked illegally next to! :argh:

[The One]

If you call the local council they'll likely come out and deal to them. Though probably not with a prosthetic member.

I can sympathise with some of the claims for Tino Rangatiratanga, but that's just taking the piss I think.

Anyone else hear about the speaker at the foreshore select committee claiming soverignty over outer space as well? Apparently they'll be having words with NASA..

I wouldn't be surprised at that! Mind you if they want NZ back they should talk to all the foreign investors, don't they own about 50%.

[NC]

http://www.dvice.co.nz/shop/t_seven.html Doesn't seem to be any black ones though. :whistle:

Back onto MB parks topic...I hate people parking in MB parks! It happens all the time where I park on Mercer St, in the evening I come back to my bike & some dork has squeezed their car in beside me (or another bike) and I wouldn't know how they would be able to get out of their drivers door without the door hitting the bike they have parked illegally next to! :argh:


:hug: Give their car a huggle with your keys next time :D

Or a polite message on the window with lipstick.. :D

[vifferman]

While we're talking about snakes, and keeping on the topic of MB parks - I like the way you can park your bike (legally) on the footpaths in Melbourne.
Mind you, if I'm going somewhere like a shop or summat and there's no convenient parks nearby, and I'm not going to be very long (15"?) I park on the footpath anyway, legal or not.

[Ms Piggy]

While we're talking about snakes, and keeping on the topic of MB parks - I like the way you can park your bike (legally) on the footpaths in Melbourne.
Mind you, if I'm going somewhere like a shop or summat and there's no convenient parks nearby, and I'm not going to be very long (15"?) I park on the footpath anyway, legal or not.

I will sometimes park on the footpath if I'm only gonna be in for a quick stop somewhere, I haven't been ticketed yet. I think the parking wardens in Wgtn are quite nice to bikers.

[Ms Piggy]

Or a polite message on the window with lipstick.. :D
Yup I've been very tempted to do that!

[NC]

, and I'm not going to be very long (15"?) , legal or not.


LMFAO!!! :pinch:

[NC]

Yup I've been very tempted to do that!



:stoogie: Hehe, go girl :D

[Mr Skid]

http://www.dvice.co.nz/shop/t_seven.html Doesn't seem to be any black ones though. :whistle:

CSL, NC30_chick, try this one on for size, it's black and 16 inches!
http://www.theden.co.nz/proddet.cfm?prodid=7043

[NC]

CSL, NC30_chick, try this one on for size, it's black and 16 inches!
http://www.theden.co.nz/proddet.cfm?prodid=7043

Oh you're a helpy helper :p

[Joni]

CSL, NC30_chick, try this one on for size, it's black and 16 inches!
http://www.theden.co.nz/proddet.cfm?prodid=7043


:Punk: , people and their toys!!!! lol.......

[Mr Skid]

Oh you're a helpy helper :p
Glad to be of service :msn-wink:

[Hitcher]

OK, I admit it. I'm a doddery old fart (please note the lack of capitals). I have a reasonable idea of what a 15" black rubber cock is, but what on God's earth is a MB park?

[vifferman]

OK, I admit it. I'm a doddery old fart (please note the lack of capitals). I have a reasonable idea of what a 15" black rubber cock is, but what on God's earth is a MB park?My bad. (Hey - that's "MB" too! Fancy that.) It's MotorBike. I would've put the more conventional "MC park", but (a) ChickNC30Ruth put "Motorbike" in the thread title, and CSL put "MB" in her post, and it stuck in my head, which is currently running low on serotonin, and starting to smoke, spark and fizzle somewhat...

[Hitcher]

My bad. (Hey - that's "MB" too! Fancy that.) It's MotorBike. I would've put the more conventional "MC park", but (a) ChickNC30Ruth put "Motorbike" in the thread title, and CSL put "MB" in her post, and it stuck in my head, which is currently running low on serotonin, and starting to smoke, spark and fizzle somewhat...
Oh that's OK then. Given that the discussion was traversing a whole range of what some may deem to be politically incorrect areas and being led by doyens of the TXT and smiley generation, I had a strange and sinking feeling that MB may stand for MoBility.

[Hitcher]

currently running low on serotonin, and starting to smoke, spark and fizzle somewhat...
Mate, having observed the reaction to the learned discourse on this topic, I have concluded that yours were not the only nipples that had hardened...

[Joni]

Mate, having observed the reaction to the learned discourse on this topic, I have concluded that yours were not the only nipples that had hardened...

My, my Hitcher..... on top form today are we?? :eek:

[jrandom]

I saw this item on "Auto, Motor, SPort" (I think it's called) on Triangle.

You have to say it right.

'Aüüüto Motor und Schpört'.

[Hitcher]

My, my Hitcher..... on top form today are we??
I may be old, doddery, and prone to flatus but I'm still sharp enough to know "high beam" when I see it...

[Joni]

I may be old, doddery, and prone to flatus but I'm still sharp enough to know "high beam" when I see it...

:) We still luv ya....

[Ms Piggy]

CSL, NC30_chick, try this one on for size, it's black and 16 inches!
http://www.theden.co.nz/proddet.cfm?prodid=7043

Cheers for that, but us girls all know size doesn't matter - right girls? :innocent:

[pete376403]

[QUOTE=Celtic_Sea_lilyBack onto MB parks topic...I hate people parking in MB parks! It happens all the time where I park on Mercer St, in the evening I come back to my bike & some dork has squeezed their car in beside me (or another bike) and I wouldn't know how they would be able to get out of their drivers door without the door hitting the bike they have parked illegally next to! :argh:[/QUOTE]

And the fact that they might scratch up their door bothers you because....??

Perhaps if your steel cap boots happen to "accidentally" contact the car door as you swing a leg over the bike might even things up a bit.

[vifferman]

...stuck in my head, which is currently running low on serotonin, and starting to smoke, spark and fizzle somewhat...
Mate, having observed the reaction to the learned discourse on this topic, I have concluded that yours were not the only nipples that had hardened...You are confused, Sir. The discourse in question caused no arousal on or about my person, physical or otherwise. In fact, it was the exact opposite, as my chemically-challenged brain threatened to slip into a comatose state...
I'm better now, thanx for asking. I ferreted around in my desk, and managed to find some mind-altering substances, which I ingested with a caffeinated beverage chaser.:whocares:

[thehollowmen]

People like that should be beaten to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock for selfishness and fucken stupidity...
Fucken discusting... :shit:

Another thing I'll have to add to my bike toolkit.

I hope it will fit, the space for the toolkit is very small and it sorta looks really bad flapping out my back pocket as I ride around.

[Devil]

Another thing I'll have to add to my bike toolkit.

I hope it will fit, the space for the toolkit is very small and it sorta looks really bad flapping out my back pocket as I ride around.
Strap it to your helmet!

[thehollowmen]

Strap it to your helmet!

My lil bro has one on the dashboard of his car beside the radar detector so the olds don't borrow his car when he's in town

On my helmet? I'd have to get used to the taunts of 'dickhead' then :msn-wink:

[toads]

well nc30, you sound as though you had absolutely no problem dealing with this particular person although your approach was somewhat unique, I tend to avoid confrontation whenever possible and would have gone for the infinitely less amusing option of moving my bike to another park and made a point of writing down the plate number, and gone and bitched heartily to the council about the attitude of the person concerned, that would definately have resulted in stinging them in the pocket with a parking infringment notice, I'd also ( if I had the time) have stuck around long enough to wave sweetly at her while she retrieved the notice and moved her vehicle, people like that make me sick, as for leaving the child in the vehicle, as a mother of six, I know how hard it can be at times and sometimes there is justification for it, in emergencies and for very brief periods of time, but if I have ever done it I have been in view of the vehicle. This person clearly has issues!

[NC]

Another thing I'll have to add to my bike toolkit.

I hope it will fit, the space for the toolkit is very small and it sorta looks really bad flapping out my back pocket as I ride around.


www.buzzclub.co.nz

Might help;)

[Mr Skid]

Another thing I'll have to add to my toolkit.

I hope it will fit, the space is very small and it sorta looks really bad flapping out my back as I rithe around.

Keep it civil guv, this is a family show! :bleh:

[TwoSeven]

I normally politely explain that bikes are not allowed to park in car places before I ask them to move. If they are reluctant I just then suggest that i'm not above calling the nearest meter warden to get them to move.

Having said that, bike places are few and far between so I generally park out of the way on the footpath.

[ching_ching]

And her excuse was that she has the right to cause she is Maori!

Me being part Maori, I give you permission to give her a Liverpool Kiss. I don't know why some of the peeps come up with this "I'm Maori" shit! It's gone to the extreme to the point of ludacriss.


People like that should be beaten to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock

Hmm... interesting form of corporal punishment... very interesting indeed.
;)

[James Deuce]

I normally politely explain that bikes are not allowed to park in car places before I ask them to move. If they are reluctant I just then suggest that i'm not above calling the nearest meter warden to get them to move.

Having said that, bike places are few and far between so I generally park out of the way on the footpath.

Where did you get the idea that a bike can't park in a car park?

[Ghost Lemur]

Where did you get the idea that a bike can't park in a car park?

I think you'll find he wrote that backwards. :killingme

[Mongoose]

Some of you folks have such a good turn of phrase, was a giggling all the way thru that thread.

[NC]

[QUOTE=ching_ching]Me being part Maori, I give you permission to give her a Liverpool Kiss. I don't know why some of the peeps come up with this "I'm Maori" shit! It's gone to the extreme to the point of ludacriss.

Oh oh oh! How about a Columbian neck tie? :niceone:

Hhehe...

[Skyryder]

Anyone else hear about the speaker at the foreshore select committee claiming soverignty over outer space as well? Apparently they'll be having words with NASA..

Read something about this in the Press. No chance. The Romans beat them to it. Mars, Venus etc. And if they think that they can claim Ra as their own they are a bit late here too. The Egytians got there first also. Could make a racist comment about plagurism, but will refrain in the interest of bicyclism. That's a :killingme :killingme :killingme for those who do not have my kind of humour.

Skyryder

[spudchucka]

I saw this item on "Auto, Motor, SPort" (I think it's called) on Triangle. It's a chermun motoring programme and they had an item on people leaving children in cars, and how it's lawful to break into the car and/or smash the window if you think the baby/child is in possible danger from heat/suffocation. I believe you should have smashed the windows to help the poor suffering infant.;)
I've not had the opportunity to use this in the circumstances described but I reckon it would do the trick.


http://www.legislation.co.nz/libraries/contents/om_isapi.dll?clientID=3737834524&hitsperheading=on&infobase=pal_statutes.nfo&jd=a1989-024%2fs.48&record={1A2302E1}&softpage=DOC

48.Unaccompanied children and young persons—

(1)Where a child or young person is found unaccompanied by a parent or guardian or other person who usually has the care of the child or young person in a situation in which the child's or young person's physical or mental health is being, or is likely to be, impaired, a member of the Police may, using such force as may reasonably be necessary, take the child or young person and—

(a)With the consent of the child or young person, deliver the child or young person into the custody of a parent or guardian or other person usually having the care of the child or young person; or

(b)If

(i)The child or young person does not wish to be returned to a parent or guardian or other person having the care of the child or young person; or

(ii)No parent or guardian or other such person is willing or able to have custody of the child or young person,—

place the child or young person in the custody of the [chief executive] by delivering the child or young person to a Social Worker.

(2)Placement of a child or young person in the custody of the [chief executive] shall be sufficient authority for the detention of the child or young person by a Social Worker or in a residence under this Act until—

(a)The child or young person agrees to being returned to a parent or guardian or other person usually having the care of the child or young person who is willing to have the care of the child or young person; or

(b)An application is made to the Court for a declaration under section 67 of this Act and the child or young person is brought before the Court for the purpose of determining whether the child or young person is to be held in custody pending the disposal of the application; or

(c)Where the circumstances of the case indicate that the child or young person is, or may be, in need of care or protection, the expiry of 5 days after the day on which the child or young person was placed in custody, or in any other case, 3 days after that date—

whichever first occurs.

(3)In subsections (1) and (2) of this section the term ``young person'' means a person of or over the age of 14 years but under the age of [17] years.