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ceebie13
28th May 2007, 10:21
OK, here's the transcript from an edition of the TV quiz show, Mastermind:



Quizmaster: "Your name please"

Paddy: "er....oh yes, Seamus O'Reilly"

QM: "..and your chosen specialist subject?"

Paddy: "umm...children's nursery rhymes"

QM: "Seamus O'Reilly, you have two minutes on children's nursery rhymes, starting now. Complete the following title. 'Old MacDonald had a ...?' "

Paddy: "Oh now let me tink...dat's a hard one...umm...er...oh yes, I got it...farm!

QM: "Correct!" Spell farm.

Paddy: Oh, dat's easy... E I E I O