For the fellas!!!

[MyGSXF]

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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment . He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

There is only one TV between them, and a remote with dead batteries.

Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches.

Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

He will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the home with no food on their face or clothes.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's
name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better.

They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the boss mof me".

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called .................................................. ......

MOTHER! :Punk:

[Drum]

Couldn't read all that. Lost interest.

If this thread is for the fellas' then wheres the boobies dammit.

[Colapop]

BOOOO!!! Was hoping for Jen's...

















witty reply...

[one-speed]

what he said

[NighthawkNZ]

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Each one of those is in my book of reasons not to have kids... plus 1000's of others

[Steam]

I note that every single one of those tasks is optional, even the cramps and monthly bleeding. And a single daily pill can put an end to that.
Mother (or whoever the caregiver is) can decline any of those tasks at any time. It's all pressure she's putting on herself. The father can look after them, or other streetkids, the state will give you caregivers if you're really incompetent, blah blah. THe kids don't need to do sport, you don't need to go to church, etc etc.

Blame yourself for your suffering, not your gender.

[MyGSXF]

Whadda bunch of ferkin softcocks!!!! :dodge:

[Colapop]

No big deal - I got kids... been there done that!

[Jantar]

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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

So far so good. Looking easy. :yes:


Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
Rugby and Cricket... Fortunately for kids these don't overlap. Classical music and ballet, and again, no conflict.


There is no fast food.
Weetbix IS fast food.


Each man must take care of his 3 kids; No problem there.
keep his assigned house clean, Give the kids their chores, job done.

correct all homework, Teachers responsibilty.

complete science projects, The kids do their own projects

cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money. What's new?

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Weetbix for the kids, Speights for the dad. Problem solved.



Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time. That's what a diary is for.


Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment 9 hours total in six weeks? That is easy

and a haircut appointment . DIY, all fixed.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). Hey, we even get a vacation while on vacation? Sweet.


He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. New World do that for us.


Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, A Kiwibiker Calender will suffice.

planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. Plastic ones. They don't need watering, weeding or anything else.


The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. As the kids are resposible for doing the chores, they will be tired and go to sleep nice and early.


There is only one TV between them, and a remote with dead batteries. Men already know how to replace batteries.


Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons. Google. :yes:


The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches. Sorry, I thought this was for MEN. No man would be seen dead with makeup and shaved legs. No need to go further as there will be no entrants. We can't understand why women would want to do this to themselves. They don't have to.


What an easy set of tasks to win to start with, Then the rediculous ones start, the ones that only women would want to do. :innocent:

[c4.]

eloquently put

[Maha]

What an easy set of tasks to win to start with, Then the rediculous ones start, the ones that only women would want to do. :innocent:

Without doubt, the best breakdown quote i have ever seen....answered with the knowledge and capability of a real bloke...:rockon:

Bling Awarded

[skidMark]

wheres the for the fellas bit....wheres the naked ladies? posing on zx10r's and MV agusta F4 1000 Senna's?????

[Lissa]

Should have added the obvious... NO SEX for 6 weeks!!! See how long they last then...

[JimO]

i have 3 boys, 15 yo twins and a soon to be 13 yo

monday : school soccer first 11 practise
tuesday : school hockey first 11 game
wednesday : school soccer first 11 game, club soccor practise x 2
thursday : junior hockey practise, club soccer practise, otago hockey practise
friday : junior hockey, first 11 hockey practise
saturday : club soccer 3 games at same time 3 different places
sunday : otago soccer practise/ games, otago hockey practise/games


welcome to my world, my wife works full time, im self employed so i take time off and run the boys about, also cook dinner 3 or 4 times a week

[Jantar]

welcome to my world, my wife works full time, im self employed so i take time off and run the boys about, also cook dinner 3 or 4 times a week
Of course, but how about shaving your legs, applying makeup, wearing jewlery etc?

[Colapop]

Well I do that!!

[Disco Dan]

Where is the BOOOBS ?

[wilber]

I stopped reading when I got to part with remote with dead batteries sort of lost interest after that

[Slingshot]

I find this thread offensive!

[Ghost_Bullet]

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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks...........................

................................If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called .................................................. ......

MOTHER! :Punk:

It is no wonder wimin are so complicated....

[MyGSXF]

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.



Jantar.. some questions... :rolleyes:

1) where are you going to get the Speights from?? there are NO bottle shops

2) The is NO dairy on the Island

3) There is No New World

4) Where are you going to buy your plastic flowers from?

5) Where are you going to buy more batteries from?

And don't forget.. The KIDS vote them off the island based on performance.. I don't think they will be happy with all the duties being delegated upon them... :shutup:

ps: you get 10 bonus points for producing the MOST detailed quoting I have ever seen!!! ::Punk:

[Maha]

Jantar.. some questions... :rolleyes:

1) where are you going to get the Speights from?? there are NO bottle shops

2) The is NO dairy on the Island

3) There is No New World

4) Where are you going to buy your plastic flowers from?

5) Where are you going to buy more batteries from?

And don't forget.. The KIDS vote them off the island based on performance.. I don't think they will be happy with all the duties being delegated upon them... :shutup:

ps: you get 10 bonus points for producing the MOST detailed quoting I have ever seen!!! ::Punk:


I have full confidance that Jantar will answer all of the above and will be quite beleiveable....:yes: and i dont care about my spelling....:nya:

[Disco Dan]

I have full confidance that Jantar will answer all of the above and will be quite beleiveable....:yes: and i dont care about my spelling....:nya:

you drunk then? :innocent: :shutup: :dodge:

[MyGSXF]

I have full confidance that Jantar will answer all of the above and will be quite beleiveable....:yes:

Quiet in the cheap seats!!!! :spanking:

[Jantar]

Jantar.. some questions... :rolleyes:

1) where are you going to get the Speights from?? there are NO bottle shops Oh dear, that IS a complication. You didn't state that in the initial details, but I guess I'll get the Speights at the supermarket. Even 4 Square has it these days.


2) The is NO dairy on the Islanddairy? I said diary, even pen and paper wll do, and I know that these ARE available otherwise how do the kids do their homework?


3) There is No New World OK, Countdown then, or whatever other supermarket the men are supposed to shop at. Budgeting for groceries was also one of the cahllenges, remember?


4) Where are you going to buy your plastic flowers from? Buy? Oh no, Give the kids a game - Who can make the best flowers.


5) Where are you going to buy more batteries from?Budgeting for groceries was also one of the cahllenges, remember?


And don't forget.. The KIDS vote them off the island based on performance.. I don't think they will be happy with all the duties being delegated upon them... :shutup: The kids will love it. I know my kids did. :D


ps: you get 10 bonus points for producing the MOST detailed quoting I have ever seen!!! ::Punk: Thank you. :first:

[T.W.R]

:whistle: :wait: :D

[deanohit]

Jantar.. some questions... :rolleyes:

1) where are you going to get the Speights from?? there are NO bottle shops

2) The is NO dairy on the Island

3) There is No New World

4) Where are you going to buy your plastic flowers from?

5) Where are you going to buy more batteries from?

And don't forget.. The KIDS vote them off the island based on performance.. I don't think they will be happy with all the duties being delegated upon them... :shutup:

ps: you get 10 bonus points for producing the MOST detailed quoting I have ever seen!!! ::Punk:

hey c'mon,you didnt say there were no shops on the island! if thats the case then where are you supposed to spend the food budget?and since when have kids had a say in how their parents are doin raising them?:angry:

[deanohit]

Jantar-Oh dear, that IS a complication. You didn't state that in the initial details, but I guess I'll get the Speights at the supermarket. Even 4 Square has it these days.:rockon:

jeez mate,you're pretty good at this parenting bisness!got all the friggin answers:Punk:

[scumdog]

Hey, leave my daughters breasts out of this thread eh!!

[Mom]

Hey, leave my daughters breasts out of this thread eh!!

:scratch: dont usually look out for breasts,but obviously missed these ones?

[Jantar]

jeez mate,you're pretty good at this parenting bisness!got all the friggin answers:Punk:
Well I've had three kids who exhibited ALL the syptoms on this challenge, and an ex wife who hated winter sports. So it was up to me to get two boys to separate soccer venues and my daughter to netball all at the same time and could be anywhere from Taupo to Cambridge. The other challenges are all minor.

[MyGSXF]

Hey, leave my daughters breasts out of this thread eh!!

YEAH.. :Punk: you tell em Pa!!! :2thumbsup

ps: where ya been :shit: I been needing backup with this lot... :blink:

[scumdog]

YEAH.. :Punk: you tell em Pa!!! :2thumbsup

ps: where ya been :shit: I been needing backup with this lot... :blink:

Good on ya girl - if ANYBODY has anything to do with your boobs it's goin' ta be me - or if he's lucky it's TWR!!
:yes:

[MyGSXF]

Oh dear, that IS a complication. You didn't state that in the initial details, but I guess I'll get the Speights at the supermarket. Even 4 Square has it these days.

dairy? I said diary, even pen and paper wll do, and I know that these ARE available otherwise how do the kids do their homework?

OK, Countdown then, or whatever other supermarket the men are supposed to shop at. Budgeting for groceries was also one of the cahllenges, remember?

Buy? Oh no, Give the kids a game - Who can make the best flowers.

Budgeting for groceries was also one of the cahllenges, remember?

The kids will love it. I know my kids did. :D

Thank you. :first:

okokok... I concede.. :baby: afterall.. you HAVE been doing it WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY longer than I have.. :innocent:

[Disco Dan]

Good on ya girl - if ANYBODY has anything to do with your boobs it's goin' ta be me - or if he's lucky it's TWR!!
:yes:

are they nice???

I wanna play!!! hehe

[MyGSXF]

Good on ya girl - if ANYBODY has anything to do with your boobs it's goin' ta be me - or if he's lucky it's TWR!!
:yes:

:shifty: 3 more sleeps... :devil2:

[Jantar]

.. you HAVE been doing it WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY longer than I have..
And don't you forget it young lady. As I still tell my daughter you're never too old to be put over my knee and get a good :spanking: :D

[MyGSXF]

And don't you forget it young lady. As I still tell my daughter you're never too old to be put over my knee and get a good :spanking: :D


:shit: Only one problem with 'that' punishment... :whistle:

[scumdog]

are they nice???

I wanna play!!! hehe

You, my young friend, are going to be out of your depth with a pottle of 'pla-do'

Real breasts are handled by real men.

Hairy-arsed boys can only dream.

And leave my daughter out of it or you may 'swim with the fishes'. Really.

[T.W.R]

Good on ya girl - if ANYBODY has anything to do with your boobs it's goin' ta be me - or if he's lucky it's TWR!!
:yes:

:stupid:


And don't you forget it young lady. As I still tell my daughter you're never too old to be put over my knee and get a good :spanking: :D

:shutup: That'll work :rolleyes:

[Disco Dan]

You, my young friend, are going to be out of your depth with a pottle of 'pla-do'

Real breasts are handled by real men.

Hairy-arsed boys can only dream.

And leave my daughter out of it or you may 'swim with the fishes'. Really.

Shes' your daughter? :shit:

hey look! I used an apostrafeeeee in the right place! ;)

I still wanna play.. :gob:

[Big Dog]

Shes' your daughter? :shit:

hey look! I used an apostrafeeeee in the right place! ;)

I still wanna play.. :gob:

Really? It is not a contraction of she is?

[scumdog]

Shes' your daughter? :shit:

hey look! I used an apostrafeeeee in the right place! ;)

I still wanna play.. :gob:

She's ma daughter alright.

Play? ya wanna with me?
OR ma daughter MyGSFX?

See T.W.R. and see what HE says.

Otherwise back-off ya hairy arsed wannabe. (But good on ya for trying)

[Disco Dan]

She's ma daughter alright.

Play? ya wanna with me?
OR ma daughter MyGSFX?

See T.W.R. and see what HE says.

Otherwise back-off ya hairy arsed wannabe. (But good on ya for trying)

I sense a "challenge" hehe (and a possible "forced testicular removal" from TWR)

I wax FYI. :shutup:

[Big Dog]

I sense a "challenge" hehe (and a possible "forced testicular removal" from TWR)

I wax FYI. :shutup:


Saves on shaving cream huh?


Out of interest.
When I was a solo dad I kept a good house and worked night shifts.

[Disco Dan]

She's ma daughter alright.

Play? ya wanna with me?
OR ma daughter MyGSFX?

See T.W.R. and see what HE says.

Otherwise back-off ya hairy arsed wannabe. (But good on ya for trying)

yours will do if TWR wont share ;) mwuahahah

[scumdog]

I sense a "challenge" hehe (and a possible "forced testicular removal" from TWR)

I wax FYI. :shutup:


Challenge?

The only 'challenge' would be if I was only 15 years old and you were 10 years old.:yes:

Meet My GSFX without my approval and there would be no need for you to have a motorcycle - EVER!!

Have a happy day.

[Big Dog]

Challenge?

The only 'challenge' would be if I was only 15 years old and you were 10 years old.:yes:

Meet My GSFX without my approval and there would be no need for you to have a motorcycle - EVER!!

Have a happy day.

I thought the challenge would be burying the evidence without feeling obliged to arrest yourself?

[T.W.R]

yours will do if TWR wont share ;) mwuahahah

I'm greedy :yes:

[Disco Dan]

Challenge?

The only 'challenge' would be if I was only 15 years old and you were 10 years old.:yes:

Meet My GSFX without my approval and there would be no need for you to have a motorcycle - EVER!!

Have a happy day.

Im sure shes very nice....

I always play nice ;)

every girl likes a toy-boy :innocent:

[MyGSXF]

:shutup: That'll work :rolleyes:

Not... :innocent:


She's ma daughter alright.
Play? ya wanna with me?
OR ma daughter MyGSFX?
See T.W.R. and see what HE says.
Otherwise back-off ya hairy arsed wannabe. (But good on ya for trying)


Shes' your daughter? :shit:
I still wanna play..


I sense a "challenge" hehe (and a possible "forced testicular removal" from TWR)



Really? It is not a contraction of she is?

:lol: Haven't laughed sooo ferkin much in ages!! :2thumbsup


I wax FYI. :shutup:

:shit: :crazy: TOOOOOOOOO much info dude!!! :sick:

[Disco Dan]

:shit: :crazy: TOOOOOOOOO much info dude!!! :sick:

So do you wax then? :shutup:

[Big Dog]

:lol: Haven't laughed sooo ferkin much in ages!! :2thumbsup

Bling deserved for taking it so well but can give no more until I whore it around.
Can someone help out and bling MyGSXF for me?

[Big Dog]

So do you wax then? :shutup:

Why do you need to know if she waxes her saddle warmer?

Your not allowed to meet on pain of southern hospitality at the local cop shop?

[scumdog]

Bling deserved for taking it so well but can give no more until I whore it around.
Can someone help out and bling MyGSXF for me?

As her dad I suppose I could - but you owe me dude!

[Disco Dan]

Why do you need to know if she waxes her saddle warmer?

Your not allowed to meet on pain of southern hospitality at the local cop shop?

By the sounds of it... it would be worth it ;) heheh

[Big Dog]

By the sounds of it... it would be worth it ;) heheh

So you have your tub of Vaseline ready just in case?

[MyGSXF]

Im sure shes very nice....

I aaammmm... :innocent:


every girl likes a toy-boy :innocent:

I've got one :love: but thanks anyway..


So do you wax then? :shutup:

:shit: YOU ain't gunna find out :spanking:


Bling deserved for taking it so well but can give no more until I whore it around.
Can someone help out and bling MyGSXF for me?

Thanks sweetheart.. but this IS MY sandpit.. :Punk: rest assured.. I GIVE as good as I get!! :stoogie:





:innocent:

[Disco Dan]

Bling deserved for taking it so well but can give no more until I whore it around.
Can someone help out and bling MyGSXF for me?


As her dad I suppose I could - but you owe me dude!



Oh my? She gunna have a sister?? ...hmmmmmmm

[scumdog]

So you have your tub of Vaseline ready just in case?

Yeah, seems his arse would have a big need of Vasaline, buckets of it.

[Disco Dan]

I aaammmm... :innocent:



I've got one :love: but thanks anyway..



:shit: YOU ain't gunna find out :spanking:



Thanks sweetheart.. but this IS MY sandpit.. :Punk: rest assured.. I GIVE as good as I get!! :stoogie:





:innocent:

My cat likes your sandpit....

[scumdog]

My cat likes your sandpit....

Don't even try!!!

[Disco Dan]

Don't even try!!!

Got any other daughters? Perhaps in the Auckland area? :dodge:

[MyGSXF]

My cat likes your sandpit....

My sandpit has wire netting covering it.. to keep mangy flea infested stray cats OUT! :oi-grr:

Here's a pic for you though... :shake:



:finger:

[Disco Dan]

My sandpit has wire netting covering it.. to keep mangy flea infested stray cats OUT! :oi-grr:

Here's a pic for you though... :shake:



:finger:

Ahh the "big finger" always been fond of a good Kit-Kat :yes:

[howdamnhard]

Yeh go Jantar,nicely said.:Punk:

[T.W.R]

Thanks sweetheart.. but this IS MY sandpit.. :Punk: rest assured.. I GIVE as good as I get!! :stoogie:



I can vouch for that :2thumbsup

[Disco Dan]

I can vouch for that :2thumbsup

*peow peow*

[MyGSXF]

Yeh go Jantar,nicely said.:Punk:

:Oi: who asked you!!?? :bash:

:nya:


I can vouch for that :2thumbsup

:devil2:


Ahh the "big finger" always been fond of a good Kit-Kat :yes:

:sick: I daren't think about WHERE your finger has been DD.. :eek:

[Disco Dan]

:sick: I daren't think about WHERE your finger has been DD.. :eek:

PM Sent ;)

hehehe

[MyGSXF]

PM Sent ;)

:shit: I await in trepidation.. :eek5:

[Disco Dan]

Don't even try!!!

You reckon you can make my speeding ticket disapear?

Notice number: N 6561801

:shutup: :dodge:

Ya know, for hitting on your daughter an all..... :innocent:

[scumdog]

PM Sent ;)

hehehe

DiscoDan is an attempt to get 'in' with the great crowd, eh?? eh?

[Disco Dan]

DiscoDan is an attempt to get 'in' with the great crowd, eh?? eh?

im 'in' more than I am 'out'. :shutup: :shutup:

[T.W.R]

You reckon you can make my speeding ticket disapear?

Notice number: N 6561801

:shutup: :dodge:

Ya know, for hitting on your daughter an all..... :innocent:

:corn: :Pokey:

[Disco Dan]

DiscoDan is an attempt to get 'in' with the great crowd, eh?? eh?

I only drink "warm" beer.. ya know.. being English and all... do they do warm speights "down there"? :innocent:

[MyGSXF]

Thanks for the laughs tonight people.. :Punk: Has been fun!!! :shutup: I'm off to :zzzz:

ps: I thought this thread would rark up the natives..:dodge: & well well.. whadda ya know... :rolleyes:

Jen :rockon:

[scumdog]

I only drink "warm" beer.. ya know.. being English and all... do they do warm speights "down there"? :innocent:

"Speights" - only for the 'older' types, me? I'm a 'anywhere but with taste' guy.

[avgas]

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
- They can bloody walk, i do

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
- One is a cross training sport and not worth actually taking to matches events etc. Music and dance can be done with walking....another crosstraining sport.

There is no fast food.
- Nor fat chicks

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
- Do most of that already - without the 6 credit cards and the 10 pairs of high heels that don't ever see outside the box

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
- Childs love gardens

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.
- Nah flag it, why remember someone elses lotto numbers. Cards are just extra rubbish. Rather than say "hi, how is blah blah blah..." its better to T.A.L.K over a beer.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment . He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
- Appointments are sweet. If my life is kids then its not like spending the time at some clinic is altering my life anyhow. Ever worked on pager? As for the cupcakes.....banana pikelates - quick, easy and the kids can make em

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
- I do that also - flowers are gay, what you need is a hardy vine that is presentable, grapes etc. Add some feijoa's in the corner and your away. Just need to hack everything every year with a scrub cutter.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
- Kids asleep before Shorty st these days? Chores done during the day with teh kids are at daycare.

There is only one TV between them, and a remote with dead batteries.
- Bah NZ TV is only every good at 2am when all you have is the Maori Channel anyhow

Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons.
- I do that anyhow, they are actually a good laugh.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches.
- Or just not have that Latte' at Columbus and do it then

Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
- Or just tell them they cant leave the table until they have, if they dont finish that meal then the have it re-heated until they do finish it.....nothing new until the old is gone.

Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing.
- Clenliness is next to the sink. The shoes are silly - you can look good without a 5 in heel. Leave that for when the kids are in bed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.
- Its gotta be better then the "I want to bash this thing in with a hammer cos im so horny and cant hump anything" every 5 hours. Tampon is just a torpedo to sink the battleships inside the womens body....dont you know.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
- School meetings are crap, Parent / Teacher meetings are important. Church can happen when the kids want. Parks are awesome.

He will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the home with no food on their face or clothes.
- Books get you away from the crap that is life. Food is fun to prepare, and lets you have a reward (eating), dressing kids is more fun then requisition forms, brush teeth.....they have education everywhere for that, likewise comb hair.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's
name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
- Every father know the important ones, they just dont boast about it.

They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better.
- Your child or Your boss.......which is the worse of 2 evils?

They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the boss of me".
- Yes i am, show them a fake contract signed by the Prime Minister and God

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
- Will the kids be rotating? or the same ones all the time.....as you may find the kids all vote their fathers off....and are left on the island on their own as it should be.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called
MOTHER!
- better than employee. When was the last "Employees Day" or a Fathers Day present that wasn't crap.

[Disco Dan]

Thanks for the laughs tonight people.. :Punk: Has been fun!!! :shutup: I'm off to :zzzz:

Jen :rockon:

You put the electric blanket on for me? :innocent:

[scumdog]

You put the electric blanket on for me? :innocent:

Only for her father - ME!!!!

[Disco Dan]

Only for her father - ME!!!!

Do you prefer her to use protection or me?

[Disco Dan]

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. ETC ETC.....


WTF was that???

Off topic? naaaaaaaaaaa..... :innocent:

[MyGSXF]

...all of the abovementioned inbetween...

:gob: holy crap man ;) you've been BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap:

[scumdog]

Do you prefer her to use protection or me?

C'mon ya dick, there is NO potection that tough!!!

[Disco Dan]

:gob: holy crap man ;) you've been BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap:

so whats your bra size?

(sorry scummy had to ask)

*runs away.. removes number plate*

[Disco Dan]

C'mon ya dick, there is NO potection that tough!!!

Deadlocks.

[scumdog]

Deadlocks.

Nah, just in your dreams...and Bob Marleys...

[Disco Dan]

Nah, just in your dreams...and Bob Marleys...

40 ounce of Whiskey and Kiwibiker... oh dear...

maybe I went toooooo far... :innocent:

[Disco Dan]

Nah, just in your dreams...and Bob Marleys...


Hammer time....

[skidMark]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


OMG!!!

[skidMark]

Sorry, I thought this was for MEN. No man would be seen dead with makeup and shaved legs. No need to go further as there will be no entrants. We can't understand why women would want to do this to themselves. They don't have to.


a women without shaved legs.....

is your wifes name steve?

[skidMark]

Oh dear, that IS a complication. You didn't state that in the initial details, but I guess I'll get the Speights at the supermarket. Even 4 Square has it these days.

dairy? I said diary, even pen and paper wll do, and I know that these ARE available otherwise how do the kids do their homework?

OK, Countdown then, or whatever other supermarket the men are supposed to shop at. Budgeting for groceries was also one of the cahllenges, remember?

Buy? Oh no, Give the kids a game - Who can make the best flowers.

Budgeting for groceries was also one of the cahllenges, remember?

The kids will love it. I know my kids did. :D

Thank you. :first:

with answers like that

janter...

will you please have my babies?

[JimO]

Of course, but how about shaving your legs, applying makeup, wearing jewlery etc?

only on special occasions

[Big Dog]

Only for her father - ME!!!!

Waits for the banjo music....

[MyGSXF]

Waits for the banjo music....

Move along please Sir.. :Police: nothing to see here.. :eek:

[Disco Dan]

Move along please Sir.. :Police: nothing to see here.. :eek:

You called? :innocent:

[MyGSXF]

You called? :innocent:


:shit: DD.. you're such a pervert!! go to bed! :dodge:

nite nite :kick: :nya:

[scumdog]

Waits for the banjo music....
Cain't remember what MyGSFX mum looked like so it don't count none...t'ain't incest if'n ya caint remember......

[ali]

Excuse my small town naievity but i was lead to believe that most men in the city shave their legs ( am unsure about tampon usage )

[ali]

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[NighthawkNZ]

Of course, but how about shaving your legs, applying makeup, wearing jewlery etc?

Wedding ring count as jewlery... don't know about the other two makeupp and leg shave thing though

[Patar]

They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the boss mof me".



"Yes I am, now sit down and stfu."