What is your "tree"?????

[MyGSXF]

This is actually pretty cool when you read what your 'tree' is! & is somewhat accurate too.. :shutup: I'm a Cedar.. can you tell?? :innocent:


Find your birthday.. and then find your tree.

Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree

TREES (in alphabetical order)


Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous,
sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and
tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs
affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,
talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable,
restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands
attention, needs love and much emotional support.

Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good
leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime
companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the
vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of
imagination, little ambition,! creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes
unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look
down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often
impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious,
healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick
decisions.

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times,
fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what
life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content,
optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and
affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied,
faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to
gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not
to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for
others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (Sensibility) --

very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent,
hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves
life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually oriented, great
sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.

Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well,
loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to
them, hard to trust others, yet a social! butterfly, likes idleness and
laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented,
unselfish, many friends, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary ) -- charming, sense of humor, very
demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a
lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,
popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a
precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness
and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is
seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of
its decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes
out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones,
hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough,
but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices
for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to
use them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times ! but
extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of
imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
self-connfident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has
many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life,
wants to impress.

Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the
ground, person of action.

Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of
jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and
harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally
soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very
self- confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy,
reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family
life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves
anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic
places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy
to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition,
suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner;
loves to make others laugh.

[MotoGirl]

Hmm, I'm not sure how accurate it is! I'm a Weeping Willow...
"Very empathetic" just doesn't fit the bill :rofl:

[Jerms]

Lime tree - I sound like my dog!!!

[Edbear]

Somehow I don't really think an Ash tree fits me too well...:mellow:

[Trudes]

Apple tree, immmm apples.

[Motu]

Where's the Kaihikatea?

[Steam]

Where's the Whomping Willow? I feel like hitting someone tonight.

[chanceyy]

cypress .. relatively accurate ... dunna hate loneliness .. thats more of a state of mind .. & do not need to be needed but then who know me can assess that ;) .. definately a passionate lover :lol:





but umm looking at another 's birthday & i would say its really apt :killingme

[Skyryder]

Been outa ma tree at times. Does that count??


According to that I'm a Walnut type of guy. Seems to match my star sign. Odd that.

Skyryder

[MidnightMike]

"Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and
harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally
soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance."

Thats nothing like me.

Sounds like pine trees are pussys.

[HDTboy]

Where's the Kaihikatea?

You're a weeping willow

I think that's semi close to describing me

[Hitcher]

Who makes this shit up?

[xwhatsit]

Who makes this shit up?

People who enjoy deluding people :D

Standard strategy used in Horoscopes and the like; almost every single one of those descriptions, when read, will have something in it that triggers an `oooh! That's me!' response. They're all different, but they're all relatively positive, and even when things don't apply at all you're likely to want to believe it because it sounds so nice.

[Skyryder]

Who makes this shit up?



Probably some Druid waiting for the sun to rise/set at Stonehenge all doped up on Psilocybe.

Skyryder

[deanohit]

apple tree-sorta close.some things match me while others dont.

[MyGSXF]

apple tree-sorta close.some things match me while others dont.

you're only young still grasshopper.. :yes: give it time for your rings to mature.. :dodge:

[Disco Dan]

Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,
talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable,
restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands
attention, needs love and much emotional support.


hmmmmmmmmmm......

yeah thats me to a tee :)

[NighthawkNZ]

Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,
talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable,
restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands
attention, needs love and much emotional support.


hmmmm... :scratch: :innocent:

[NotaGoth]

Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,
talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable,
restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands
attention, needs love and much emotional support.




^ Some of thats true :shit:

[MisterD]

^ Some of thats true :shit:

So some of it's not, cor blimey, who'd of thunk it, what are the chances etc etc.:scratch:

[Storm]

Well said Mr D. A wee hint of sarcasm, flavoured with a pinch of cynicism.
Just what I like to see over my morning coffee

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and
harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally
soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

Thats cool pete and i are both pine trees most of it is pretty close.

[Hitcher]

A bacon tree. You don't notice it's actually a ham bush until it's too late.

[Devil]

Weeping Willow. pah!

Tis awfully amusing reading up on others though... hah

[007XX]

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary ) -- charming, sense of humor, very
demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a
lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,
popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a
precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Mmmmm...my modesty forbids me to comment any further. Not sure about the hazel, but I sure I'm nuts:lol:

[phoenixgtr]

Cedar...it couldn't be more wrong

[phantom]

Fig tree, what does sexually oriented mean ?:blip:

[terbang]

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary ) -- charming, sense of humor, very
demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a
lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,
popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a
precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Maybe....?

[Lias]

If everyones a tree does that make us all tree hugging hippies?

[tri boy]

I'm a Pohutakawa.
Sulks through winter, but is magnificent in the summer.:yes:

[Hitcher]

I'm a bonsai.

[yod]

Who makes this shit up?

my sentiments exactly....

did anyone else see Penn & Tellers Bullshit! last night?

fuck that program is great

:rofl:

[kiwifruit]

Cedar Tree (Confidence)

completely inaccurate :yes:

[skidMark]

i'm a chesnut tree...

i have big nuts :innocent:

[Big Dave]

:killingme:killingme:killingme 'not very self confident'

[Big Dave]

i have big nuts :innocent:

So tempting for the chin line, but no.

[skidMark]

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times,
fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.


explains me to a tee dontcha think?

[chanceyy]

Fig tree, what does sexually oriented mean ?:blip:

Your a dirty old man :killingme ... but quite frankly can not picture it :innocent: :shutup:

[skidMark]

So tempting for the chin line, but no.

take the bait u bastard

[Stickchick]

I'm a fig tree and suits me to a T

[phantom]

Your a dirty old man :killingme ... but quite frankly can not picture it :innocent: :shutup:

Who says I'm old

[Big Dave]

take the bait u bastard

Sometimes it's funnier to shun the set up - if the set up is too obvious.

My wife went to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
?? No...Barbados.

Nice nuts.

[Big Dave]

I'm a bonsai.

I would have expected a 'Geronimo'.

I was more, as Douglas Adams would have it, 'Caarnduncan'.

[Maha]

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what
life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content,
optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and
affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover, faithful, quick-tempered at times, loves to gain knowledge,

Edited version, seems more like me.......:yes:

[chanceyy]

Who says I'm old

your older than me so your old :D :lol::shutup: :dodge:

[gijoe1313]

I'm going to make like a tree ... and leaf :mellow:

[Big Dave]

I'm going to make like a tree ... and leaf :mellow:

Barque is worse than your boat pal.

[MyGSXF]

I'm going to make like a tree ... and leaf :mellow:

Hahahaaa.. very witty you great speaking self confident unshy Cedar Leo you... :shutup:

[Krusti]

I feel like a dead tree!

[Skunk]

WTF is a Hornbeam Tree?!

OK:

AMERICAN HORNBEAM Carpinus caroliniana
Common Names: Musclewood, Ironwood, Blue-beech, Water-beech. The word "hornbeam" comes from the words "horn" for "toughness" and "beam" an old English word for "tree" and refers to this tree's very hard, tough, wood.

DESCRIPTION: The Hornbeam is a small tree whose smooth, fluted, dark gray trunk has a distinctly muscular appearance--a deeply ridged and sinewy look. The Hornbeam reaches a height of 30 feet with a trunk measuring l foot in diameter.

[eviltwin]

fuck, i was hoping i was going to be a money tree.

[Big Dog]

Scary accurate. Some on here will be able to guess without looking up my date.....

[MyGSXF]

Some on here will be able to guess without looking up my date.....

:shit: EEewww... do people often look "up your date"???? :dodge:

you sick puppy you... :sick:

[Big Dog]

:shit: EEewww... do people often look "up your date"???? :dodge:

you sick puppy you... :sick:

I wondered which sicko would be the first to leap on that one.

[Big Dave]

WTF is a Hornbeam Tree?!

OK:

My guess is it doesn't smell good but would sport hard wood.

[MyGSXF]

I wondered which sicko would be the first to leap on that one.


ehh ehh ehhhhh.. :shifty:

[Big Dog]

ehh ehh ehhhhh.. :shifty:

Have to admit it was a baited hook....
But then most people sitting in front of a computer only have leaping to conclusions and jumping on their high horse for exercise. That is half your exercise for the day. What are you going to rant about......

[MyGSXF]

Have to admit it was a baited hook....

:shit: NNooo.. ya think?????.... :dodge:



But then most people sitting in front of a computer only have leaping to conclusions and jumping on their high horse for exercise. That is half your exercise for the day. What are you going to rant about......

Sorry.. Just finished my rant for today.. 8 page afffidavit.. :whocares:

So this chick is gunna leap & jump.. all day way to beddybys.. :zzzz: & crash!

Will leave corrupting this lot, in your hands for tonight! :shutup:

[gijoe1313]

Barque is worse than your boat pal.

Better than making like a banana and ... split :banana: :shutup:

[gijoe1313]

Hahahaaa.. very witty you great speaking self confident unshy Cedar Leo you... :shutup:

Now that is like a Lion swallowing it's pride! :msn-wink: A Cat-tastrophe! :innocent:

[Number One]

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and
some what accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent
it to you, so they can find out what tree you fell from, but don't forget to
change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you
are like...

Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree

TREES (in alphabetical order)

Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive,
loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very
generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding,
does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play
with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money
rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional
support.

Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader,
takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on
keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant,friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar,
loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination,
little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes
unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down
on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient,
likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism,
waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed
sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be
irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts
superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal
in love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life
has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content,
optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful,
quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge,
needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to
obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants
to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually
oriented, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.

Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to
trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long
demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends,
very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but
can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression,
active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually
oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and
expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and
acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom
happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its
decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes\ out,
but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates
fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is
actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and
friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, great
leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination
and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers
for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory,
learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground,
person of action.

Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy,
loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony,
loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion
conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will
leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs
affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very
self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in
any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism,
likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications,
is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate,
emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often
egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life,
full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything
beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless,
capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when
pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they
find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh

[blacksheep]

very good and its me down to a tree.

[vifferman]

WTF?!?

Mine said:
"Arsehole Tree (Pain in the Bum) -- ugly and totally unappealatising, with ugly foliage that seems to be in a constant autumnal state, understandably has no real friends, constantly grumbling and giving those around him grief, never has a kind word to say about anyone or anything, best avoided like his close relatives, poison oak and poison ivy."

[MSTRS]

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but
can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression,
active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually
oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and
expects complete fairness.

Spooky....

[sunhuntin]

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism,
likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications,
is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate,
emotional, good company, does not forgive.

man, thats creepy. describes me 100%

[mstriumph]

i woodn't go that far ................... :innocent:






*regrets not being born in january - then could have said "i woodn't go that FIR....* :dodge:

[Mental Trousers]

Seems it's about as accurate as most of those things - 50/50. Which, coincidentally, is the same ratio as guessing.

[Romeo]

Kinda scary in the fact that it's completely random, yet out of all of them the only one which remotely resembles me is the correct one for my birthday - go figure.

[Joni]

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to
obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

[Grahameeboy]

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very
self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in
any situation, takes partnership seriously.

[vifferman]

Kinda scary in the fact that it's completely random, yet out of all of them the only one which remotely resembles me is the correct one for my birthday - go figure.
Wow! That is amazing!
The 'Arsehole Tree" matches me perfectly too!


But the other nine (9!) I tried for members of my family were complete and utter bollocks.

[Mikkel]

Bummer I got this one:


Gullible, easy, believes in astrology as well, votes well to the left of the centre and have vegetarian tendencies. Believes firmly in improved care for the elderly, increases in wellfare benefits and sees no problems with a truly socialist state - in fact communism would work even better. Buys lottery tickets. Cries when the Nipponese eat whaleburgers and don't get why we can't just all get along. Is a firm believe in the right to drive in the right lane 5 km/h below the speedlimit because no one could be anymore busy than they are. Believes in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny and other random religious/superstitious icons.

Fits me perfectly I must admit... :devil2:

[yod]

some what accurate???

yeah and horoscopes are always right too.....:lol:

[James Deuce]

I didn't fall from any tree. The stinking tree fell on me.

[Grahameeboy]

I didn't fall from any tree. The stinking tree fell on me.

What do you expect if you chop a tree down.........like this

[MyGSXF]

REPOST!!!!!! :bleh:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=50890&page=4

[Number One]

REPOST!!!!!! :bleh:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=50890&page=4

Give a shit :lol:

[vifferman]

Give a shit :lol:
I'm confused now - are we talking about the "repost" tree, or the "Shit" tree? :confused:

[Mikkel]

Give a shit :lol:

Sure thing - what kind of mail service would you prefer? ;)

[Number One]

Sure thing - what kind of mail service would you prefer? ;)

scan it!:devil2:

[yungatart]

Mmmm......goes well with a Corona or Vodka..yep, sounds like me!

[oldrider]

A walnut tree no less, Mrs O says it's pretty close too! :eek: John.

[ManDownUnder]

What do you expect if you chop a tree down.........like this

That tree's rooted!

[Grahameeboy]

That tree's rooted!

It's a Balboa tree.....there was a subtle point in my post......keep up Nige

[ManDownUnder]

It's a Balboa tree.....there was a subtle point in my post......keep up Nige

Sorry - I don't do trees. David Bellamy I am not!

[PrincessBandit]

I'm a fig, pretty spot on. Wow i'm impressed.

[Big Dave]

The Larch.

The Larch

The Larch

A Re-larch:

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[Mikkel]

scan it!:devil2:

I've actually never tried that... Worth an attempt. Hmmm, now where is the departmental scanner?

*shuffles off in search of a scanner*