My crash

[PuppetMaster]

This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights whilst not really paying attention.:dodge:


The driver got out.. he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy"...

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

:shutup:

[Indiana_Jones]

lolz

-Indy

[cowboy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :wari:

[Pumba]

Short but sweet

*BLING*

[Nasty]

ka .... boom!!:laugh:

[Beemer]

I beat you to it a few days ago in Canarlee's joke thread - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=50912&page=3

[cynna]

that jokes doing the texts rounds at the moment. had it from 6 different people so far

the first time i received it i rang them back to see if they were ok doh

[Beemer]

that jokes doing the texts rounds at the moment. had it from 6 different people so far

the first time i received it i rang them back to see if they were ok doh

Ah, so you must have been Dozy? LOL!

[$CENSLS1$]

Ah, so you must have been Dozy? LOL!

haha good stuff :dodge:

[Korumba]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road
and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . He was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'

. . . and that's when the fight started

[ajturbo]

fark that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Duke girl]

What a crack up.

[dpbrt]

There I was on my way to the supermarket today ...
Getting into a fight was the furthest thing from my mind ...
Wasn't even on the horizon ...
I was in a great mood ... And then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ..
(and you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF!

Well! he storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one
Are you then?"

...and that's when the fight started... :shit::gob::shit:

[Skyryder]

There I was on my way to the supermarket today ...
Getting into a fight was the furthest thing from my mind ...
Wasn't even on the horizon ...
I was in a great mood ... And then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ..
(and you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF!

Well! he storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one
Are you then?"

...and that's when the fight started... :shit::gob::shit:



Cracked me up that did. Classic


Skyrder

I'm still pissing myself

[woodybee]

Wa Wa Wa. Ta Da.

Nice one mateypoos:rolleyes:

[CookMySock]

"I AM NOT HAPPY!"Punch your kneecap off ?

DB

[Skyryder]

Punch your kneecap off ?

DB

Na more like a head butt.:laugh:

[hXc]

*Sigh*
It was rather amusing the first time. Last week. But not so funny the second time.

[Donor]

Will have to pass this onto my fathers second wife.

She's a midget - hates them kind of jokes.

That'll get more some more giggle mileage, watching her puffy red face get all puffier and redder as she tirades about mutant rights and all that shit... :devil2:

[dpbrt]

Will have to pass this onto my fathers second wife.

She's a midget - hates them kind of jokes.

That'll get more some more giggle mileage, watching her puffy red face get all puffier and redder as she tirades about mutant rights and all that shit... :devil2:
Haha, at least her issues will only be "small" ones! I know this one has been around a while but hey! I coulda emailed it to ya'll :2thumbsup

[dpbrt]

*Sigh*
It was rather amusing the first time. Last week. But not so funny the second time.
Awww somebody needs a hug!

[marty]

i'm still laughing from last week: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=51042&highlight=DWARF

and the time before that: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=51042&highlight=DWARF

and the time before that: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1076078&highlight=DWARF#post1076078

[B0000M]

i'm still laughing from last week: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=51042&highlight=DWARF

and the time before that: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=51042&highlight=DWARF

and the time before that: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1076078&highlight=DWARF#post1076078

thanks repost police,
except for the threads you linked to were created nearly a year ago

[hXc]

Search is your friend. And a year ago or not...still a repost. And it was posted a week before this one was created.

[Maha]

Search is your friend. And a year ago or not...still a repost. And it was posted a week before this one was created.

You are really Sniper aren't you?

[kiwifruit]

*Sigh*


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[Str8 Jacket]

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[moT]

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Is that a dude or a chick whatever it is it has problems.. they should cut themselvs i wish my lawn was emo

[hXc]

You are really Sniper aren't you?Yehp. Just doing his job for him whilst he's out.


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[avgas]

Rear end midgets often, or was this a 1 off fetish thing?

[DUCATI*HARD]

did you pick em up and drop kick em like a rugby ball:shit:now that would be funny:clap:

[dpbrt]

Nah i knocked him on the head, tied him up and shoved him in the boot of the car. Then I took him to a wharehouse in grey lynn, put him in a room with nothing but a lightbulb and a computer with limited net access, tatooed repost police on his forehead, created an account on kiwibiker called "hXc" and told him to scan the forums looking for dupes of old posts! :2thumbsup

"Search IS my friend and just like bikes, there are classics and then there is your bike, not everyone has the time to scan looking for old posts and threads and therefore may not have seen it. However if it's a retraction you are looking for then ok, here goes:

I wish to apologise to everyone who has giggled, laughed or even been slightly amused by this post or any other that i have did or will lavish upon the social nest that is our beloved KB forums. I post these in the belief (ignorant or otherwise) that they may at one time or another have been emailed, faxed, text from person/s to another person/s or posted on this or any other another website currently or in the past accessible via the world wide web, broadcast on tv, radio or other form of media.
I would like to also apologise to all those who, possibly, due to a lack of a funny bone or sense of humour who did not find humour in this post. Furthermore I would like to apologise for any discomfort caused by my post to said individual(s) in relation to the abscence of said funny bone.
I do not proclaim this work to be my own nor do I show intent to take credit or responsibility for the work of comedy which has caused so much duress to said individuals outlined above.

There ya go hXc, blow that out ya tailpipe swirl it around and smoke it twice for us! Make sure you search the forums before responding as you wouldn't want to incriminate yourself as a hypocrate by reposting someone else's response to a post like this ;)

I didn't realise this had been posted less than a week ago, guess i spend too much time on my bike and not enough time in front of the computer.

oh happy place happy place happy place happy place! Deep Breath and release!

Have a nice day hXc and i'll be sure to run any future posts by you to make sure they haven't been posted before.

[dpbrt]

lol :nono:

[PuppetMaster]

LOL dpbrt, stop picking on the cock sucking EMO's.