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1st June 2007, 17:11
Nothing found in a search so here goes....
BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker
bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters,"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times :gob:
BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker
bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters,"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times :gob: