Husband & wife

[v.ros`]

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."


"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."


"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.


"Good," she replied. "Get your own bloody blanket!"


After a moment of silence, he farted!

[ManDownUnder]

A remarkably normal account of things...

[Cibby]

A remarkably normal account of things...


and ah.. how would you knwothis??

That is kidna funny thou...

kinda sad at the same time.

[T.I.E]

brilliant i say

[Brett]

I'm getting married in 4 months...now im worried :sweatdrop

[Sniper]

See why Im never going to get married...... Ever

[Cibby]

See why Im never going to get married...... Ever


really???

awwww :crybaby:

[Back Fire]

See why Im never going to get married...... Ever

I second that....

[vtec]

Another young male 250 rider thirds that...

She'd have to be pretty damn special to settle down for. And I haven't seen much of that in Auckland so far.

[codgyoleracer]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep Quickly.... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

" I have a better idea, " she replied. " Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married. "

" Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!

" Good, " she replied... " Get your own f...ing blanket. "

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
:yes:

[deanohit]

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me.

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.

I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.

When my husband and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"

The Judge said, "Me too".

Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.

He said "Me too".

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.

A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 O'clock in the morning.

I said looking for Sex.

My case comes up Monday...

[deanohit]

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

[Stirts]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End

[Trudes]

:laugh: sounds about right!! ;)

[Nasty]

loverly ... I remember those times well!!!:laugh:

[Skyryder]

Best joke I've read in ages.


Skyyrder

[Burtha]

Oh - how true to form! :lol:

[Laava]

Good one! Did you get that joke for your birfdee?

[Stirts]

Good one! Did you get that joke for your birfdee?

Not the joke....just the farts, he farted the birthday song! :laugh:

[piston broke]

Not the joke....just the farts, he farted the birthday song! :laugh:

cool,
so you got your birthday wish then :clap:

[Ms Piggy]

Most excellent!! :clap:

[YellowDog]

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/train-1.jpg

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train...


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.........
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f---king blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.

The End

[marty]

a 5-year repost! excellent - and quite possibly a record!

[slofox]

See why Im never going to get married...... Ever

Same reason as I'm divorced, yes?

[Sniper]

Same reason as I'm divorced, yes?

Hmmmm, Im not often quoted as saying something stupid...... :lol: