New door bell

[FROSTY]

I was in repco the other day. They have for sale their own brand of doorbell.
It comes with 4 settings -Ring--YAWWN
V8 Car revving up-yea waddevva
A f1 car going past ---Hm--yea cool
and a racing 4 stroke bike --OHH yea Baby
It sounds pretty darn cool and would make a cool prezzie for someone deserving.

[White trash]

Ah fuck! Sorry, Frosty. I was meant to post that for ya.

I've heard this doorbell and it rocks! Sounds like you're standing next to a race track.

[jrandom]

It would get annoying, after a while.

I want a doorbell that plays 'The Song That Never Ends' from Lamb Chop's Play-Along.

[Hitcher]

Or
"Knock knock knocking on heaven's door"
"Knock three times (on the ceiling if you want me)"
"Boom boom boom boom"

[Cajun]

It would get annoying, after a while.

I want a doorbell that plays 'The Song That Never Ends' from Lamb Chop's Play-Along.

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

then repeat over and over and over again, its a fun way to piss people off. strange must be why i sing it so much.

[Hitcher]

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

then repeat over and over and over again, its a fun way to piss people off. strange must be why i sing it so much.
You could add this to an album that also has the winning tracks "The wheels on the bus go round and round", "My name is John Johnson" and the highly rated "I like traffic lights".

Or "Africa" by Toto...

[Cajun]

You could add this to an album that also has the winning tracks "The wheels on the bus go round and round", "My name is John Johnson" and the highly rated "I like traffic lights".

its the wheels on the front wheel on the motorbike goes off the ground off the ground

[jrandom]

Or "Africa" by Toto...

You. Utter. Barsteward.

I must self-medicate with Led Zeppelin MP3s, now.

[Hitcher]

its the wheels on the front wheel on the motorbike goes off the ground off the ground
"The bike's front wheel goes off the ground..." scans better...

[Hitcher]

You. Utter. Barsteward.

I must self-medicate with Led Zeppelin MP3s, now.
Surely you're not a fan of the aforementioned crime against popular music?

[jrandom]

Surely you're not a fan of the aforementioned crime against popular music?

Only if you define 'fanhood' as 'has difficulty extracting it from psyche after being traumatised by radio programming during childhood'.

[Cajun]

"The bike's front wheel goes off the ground..." scans better...

true but i i no good at real england

[Hitcher]

Only if you define 'fanhood' as 'has difficulty extracting it from psyche after being traumatised by radio programming in childhood'.
Exxxcellent! (Unquote, Montgomery Burns)

"The wild dogs cry out in the night as they look for some solitary company...
But I must do what's right as sure as Kilamanjaro rises like a memphis above the Serengeti..."

What's all that about? What exactly does it mean? Why do the voices sing it to me after they've told me to stay home and clean the guns?

[Hitcher]

true but i i no good at real england
And the harder and more demanding sequel:

"Then the bike's back wheel comes off the ground, off the ground, off the ground..."

[NC]

How about a Evil Laugh doorbell?

I fink it's kewl.....but then again...

*Ahem* Never mind, as you were... :mellow:

[Cajun]

And the harder and more demanding sequel:

"Then the bike's back wheel comes off the ground, off the ground, off the ground..."

that one easyer

[Coldkiwi]

Surely you're not a fan of the aforementioned crime against popular music?

Dude! must you sink to such depths!? If Led Zep are not one of the greatest rock bands of all time then who the heck is!?

[Coldkiwi]

Surely you're not a fan of the aforementioned crime against popular music?

sorry... might've gone off half cocked there. When you say 'popular music'... are you refering to the mental inebriation, half baked roland synth beats, endless combinations of 'uh', 'yeah' 'you my gurl' and complete and utter lack of original song writing ability that pervades, neigh, dictates with an iron fist over todays pop music industry??? If so, I can see why the originality, improvisation skills and sheer musical talent (lets forget the strange lyrics for a second) that each band member possessed in spades would be offensive to the modern pop industry.

if not... 'woe is you!'

[SPman]

You could add this to an album that also has the winning tracks "The wheels on the bus go round and round", "My name is John Johnson" and the highly rated "I like traffic lights".
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I...........Oh God!

[jrandom]

Dude! must you sink to such depths!? If Led Zep are not one of the greatest rock bands of all time then who the heck is!?

He was talking about Toto, I believe.

[MadDuck]

awww ...I am so disappointed! Not one mention of the lil engine that could. Must be some of you out there that got stuck listening to Sunday kids programs on the radio while mum and dad had a sleep in (yeah right!)?

The lil engine...I think I can...I know I can. Not a led Zep album in site at that time! Almost as good as lyrics as the traffic light :laugh: