The New Pet

[Hillbilly]

Got this sent to me today, and i thinks it's cute:


Subject: The new pet....


This guy was lonely and so he decide life would be more
fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he
wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking
centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little
white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location
for the box and decided he would start off by taking
his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you
like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes
and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar
and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no
answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting
his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and
have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box; "I heard you the first
time! I'm putting my f*cking shoes on!"