Anyone watching 20/20? (14 June) [Archive]

cowboyz

14th June 2007, 21:58

Little woman is watching it. I went in for 10 mins and thought "Jezz.. this is a bit wierd for country folk like myself" and gave up.

I knew there was a reason I moved the computer. A week ago the computer was next to the tv but I had a relelation and moved it far enough away so I dont have to listen to that shit.

Hitcher

14th June 2007, 21:59

And here's me thinking that a rubber fetish was confined to discussions about tyre choices. Now I'm not sure whether or not I really should get out more...

MotoGirl

14th June 2007, 21:59

I'm sure these "women" are really helping the guys get a real woman!

It's actually pretty sick in some respects. I don't have a problem with men having sex with dolls, it's the way they think they're having a relationship that's odd!

Like that first guy, "we're always there for each other". I thought "WTF? When are you there for her?"

chanceyy

14th June 2007, 22:02

Mully

14th June 2007, 22:04

"Synthetic Humans".

Single best quote in the history of the world.

MotoGirl

14th June 2007, 22:04

Synthetic humans, FFS! :rofl:

Indiana_Jones

14th June 2007, 22:06

See Disco!

there is hope for you! :D

-Indy

chanceyy

14th June 2007, 22:06

Synthetic humans, FFS! :rofl:

:lol: :killingme :lol: :killingme :lol: :killingme

Ronin

14th June 2007, 22:11

Yup..... That vagina's rooted all right.

Edbear

14th June 2007, 22:12

There are some very scary people in this world...!

oldrider

14th June 2007, 22:12

am watching it .. quite interesting really .. juz thinking the guy with the guns .. since the dolls keep him satisfied may mean he is not out shooting anyone

but ummmm guess these guys are not very socially apt

& in some parts :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Hey Chanceyy, that thought crossed my mind too, the "guns and swords" and that warped mind!

Imagine if he fell out with her.............! :2guns: :2guns: :ar15: John.

EEEeeeeek, I just saw them changing the vagina, bloody hell.

The Pastor

14th June 2007, 22:13

the cost like 9g each lol.

Chickadee

14th June 2007, 22:13

Yep there's a bit of the ew factor in there, seems to me most of them have mentally decided they can't get real girls and think that this is the next best thing. It's the ones that think it's an equal relationship (that the rubber lass is missing them and loves them the same) that make me go - huh - it's not alive buddy.

Guess some folks get love where they can, but seems a little bit out there for my personal taste.

chanceyy

14th June 2007, 22:16

Hey Chanceyy, that thought crossed my mind too, the "guns and swords" and that warped mind!

Imagine if he fell out with her.............! :2guns: :2guns: :ar15: John.

EEEeeeeek, I just saw them changing the vagina, bloody hell.

nods .. that thought did cross my mind ..

so tell me how do you argue/ make up with a doll ??

eekkk the sex itself is a violent act .... hmmmmmm & when they get back from being fixed its like a honeymoon again .. ... :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

peasea

14th June 2007, 22:17

A fake woman?....You'd have to be careful not to rubber up the wrong way.

jtzzr

14th June 2007, 22:17

Christ , these guys must get a raving hard on looking at TinTin from the Thunderbirds , Very amusing watching these Rubber Loving Barbie Thumpers

pzkpfw

14th June 2007, 22:21

Remember this?

http://www.mp3lyrics.org/r/regurgitator/polyester-girl/

The Stranger

14th June 2007, 22:22

Like that first guy, "we're always there for each other". I thought "WTF? When are you there for her?"

When she needs blowing up?
What more could she want?

Mully

14th June 2007, 22:25

"Synthetic Humans".

Single best quote in the history of the world.

Correction:
"Organic Women"

onearmedbandit

14th June 2007, 22:55

the cost like 9g each lol.

Can you afford one now or are you still waiting for your bike to sell?

Mully

14th June 2007, 22:57

Can you afford one now or are you still waiting for your bike to sell?

Maybe you can put one on Layby.

The Pastor

14th June 2007, 22:59

Can you afford one now or are you still waiting for your bike to sell?

bikes sold!

NighthawkNZ

14th June 2007, 23:01

that was just stupid scarey... :gob:

McJim

14th June 2007, 23:04

deanohit

14th June 2007, 23:14

am watching it .. quite interesting really .. juz thinking the guy with the guns .. since the dolls keep him satisfied may mean he is not out shooting anyone

the guy with the guns creeped me out big time with his dolls dressed as school girls,at least the dolls are stoping him from doing anything with real schoolgirls.apart from him,thought they were all weirdos with some serious problems,but they were happy with their stable relationships and they gave us all a good laugh throughout the show.

At least they cant nag at you to stop working on your bike and do the lawns and take the rubbish out:rockon:

gijoe1313

14th June 2007, 23:16

Wonder when a biker will ride two-up with a real doll! :wacko: :pinch:

Or a real doll in a side-car ... or a real doll on a scooter ... or a real doll riding it for real (via remote control...) :lol: Oh wait... I've been thinking too much about this already! ('sides, I knew about realdoll.com fer ages now :innocent: :o) :doh:

Beemer

14th June 2007, 23:19

Correction:
"Organic Women"

Eeuuww! I just couldn't stop feeling slightly queasy watching this programme but it was a bit like a car crash - I had to keep watching in case one of the guys redeemed himself!

It made me laugh when that guy had his porno dolls at his birthday party and his 'organic' girlfriend said she was fine with it. You could tell by the look on her face that she wasn't, and surprise, surprise, she broke up with him a week later. Maybe it was the fact he had eight or nine of them that did it!

I wonder if they make male ones - for the more effeminate members of society?

Black Bandit

14th June 2007, 23:35

Guys who have bought dolls and living in relationships with them.

Ah yes ... this may explain the poor turnouts on some of the rides recently :killingme

McJim

14th June 2007, 23:36

Wonder when a biker will ride two-up with a real doll! :wacko: :pinch:
:

Maverick told me they're made of a silicone based compound not rubber so are pretty heavy. Heavier than a human of the same dimensions.

Maverick went all coy when I asked where he got his information from though. :rofl:

oldrider

15th June 2007, 00:15

Rumour has it that he's the guy the Labour party got Helen Clark from! :yes: Truly, John.

sAsLEX

15th June 2007, 02:17

Synthetic humans, FFS! :rofl:

you laugh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6733797.stm

sAsLEX

15th June 2007, 02:19

lol google is your friend

<img src=http://www.realdoll.com/dpcs64/jenny/j006.jpg>

very scary indeed

Kickaha

15th June 2007, 06:41

BUT she can't cook, can't iron, can't clean the house, can't garden or wash the car.

you can hire a maid for that shit

Spankme posted the link up once before
http://www.realdoll.com/

Grahameeboy

15th June 2007, 06:56

sAsLEX

15th June 2007, 07:30

Is there an echo in here Grahame?

Grahameeboy

15th June 2007, 07:48

Pardon.....pardon

Crisis management

15th June 2007, 07:54

I'm still laughing about it this morning, what a bunch of dipshits! For a while I thought the guy with a real girlfriend had a chance but no.....

I had expected some more lewd discussion on this, does this mean the usual suspects are actually out on ebay buying these things?

When they pass you on the road will you know if the biker not waving to you is just a harley owner or a synthetic human........Now theres a thought, maybe Harley riders are synthetic humans!:sick:

Peasea, are you real?

Grub

15th June 2007, 08:00

I wonder if they make male ones - for the more effeminate members of society?

Yup ... http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp

Dooly

15th June 2007, 08:38

Yup ... http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp

Oh for fuck's sake.........:gob:

A link I knew I should'nt of clicked on.

Hitcher

15th June 2007, 08:54

Oh for fuck's sake...

Isn't that point of them?

RC1

15th June 2007, 08:57

its just wrong !!!

MotoGirl

15th June 2007, 09:04

Yup ... http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp

I would've expected the male version to be very well endowed. Well, I can say that was a disappointment! :innocent:

It's not like the female dolls go without silicone implants...

WRT

15th June 2007, 09:05

Wonder when a biker will ride two-up with a real doll! :wacko: :pinch:

Didn't Texmo once have a pic of him with a blow up doll on the back of his scooter as his avatar for a bit?

Paul in NZ

15th June 2007, 09:17

Like most of us, I like a good titter (pun intended) at the frailties of others. perhaps it makes us feel that no matter how socially inadequate or ugly our souls we are in real life we are at least better than these sad creatures?

I'll admit I did not see the whole thing but frankly I found the programme repugnant. The reporting told me nothing and just quietly took the piss out of these sad people and ridiculed them. Revolting.... Why? Because surely the mass media is partially responsible for the unrealistic expectancy that has blighted these folks efforts to find a real relationship? The dolls were realistic but only if Barbie is your ideal human.

Useless informationless broadcasting designed to generate ratings, make the general populace dumber and more bigotted towards those with problems and ensure they go deeper underground.

bah! I was better off in the garage with me spanner.... Its so shiney - I have 12 of them and I polish them every night and there is a TV crew coming to talk to me about it.....

KATWYN

15th June 2007, 09:23

it's the way they think they're having a relationship that's odd!

It's the ones that think it's an equal relationship

Yea that was my thoughts they use the word relationship quite freely....but a relationship means INTERACTION with one another - how does she interact exactly??

but they were happy with their stable relationships and they gave us all a good laugh throughout the show.

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Stable relationship ? :laugh: :scratch: a few people are saying it keeps em off the streets etc...but I don't know...isn't it just one step closer to necraphilia (sp), objectifying people, the Jeffrey Dahmers of the world (specially the guy with the guns)...whats that all about? lucky his chick doesnt talk back. It crept me out how these dolls hang from chains off the ceiling etc ...I mean,practical or not, thats not treating their girlfriends very nicely is it??

vifferman

15th June 2007, 09:26

I thought the whole thing was rather sad, and more than a bit creepy. A couple of the guys looked like they might be able to make friends with other people (if they got an attitude adjustment), but the ones who thought they were having a relationship were just :crazy::blink::wacko::weird:

MotoGirl

15th June 2007, 09:41

I also noticed these guys' attitudes towards real women and relationships. Some had basically condemned themselves to a life of living with an artificial girlfriend and convinced themselves they didn't deserve a real woman.

What about that guy who had so many he ran out of room to store them? They were crammed in boxes and stored under his bed :sick:
Does he think he's being a stud by sleeping around? These dolls are the least of his problems.

dnos

15th June 2007, 09:42

HAHAHAHHA I knew there would be a thread about this. Was kinda funny but mostly creepy to watch.
I gave up when the hang gliding guy was complaining that he thought he was a wicked exciting dude and should have girls falling all over him, but in the end he gave up and bought a real doll.

Strange people, I wonder what the incentives were to appear on the doco?

MSTRS

15th June 2007, 09:44

I would've expected the male version to be very well endowed. ...

It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise :killingme :bleh:

KATWYN

15th June 2007, 09:46

What about the guy that was into hang-gliding?? and he took his chick out
to "watch" him hang-glide?

I mean that would make him half interesting to a women the fact he has a hobby/interests - he has totally underestimated himself. Now that he "goes with" a doll that will creep any potential suitor out (who may have been otherwise interested in him)

Goblin

15th June 2007, 09:46

It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise :killingme :bleh::killingme It's not the angle of the dangle or the sag of the bag but the throb of the knob that does the job! :bleh:

MSTRS

15th June 2007, 09:48

Anyway, those things must be cold....how do they get their 'bits' warm enough?

skelstar

15th June 2007, 09:53

Anyway, those things must be cold....how do they get their 'bits' warm enough?

I was wondering if they put a hot water bottle in there or something. Bleh!

Imagine the clean up/mess afterwards? ...or maybe you don't :mellow:

kiwifruit

15th June 2007, 10:01

Anyway, those things must be cold....how do they get their 'bits' warm enough?

Friction.

Imagine the clean up/mess afterwards? ...or maybe you don't :mellow:

I don't mind at all

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sexy time

MotoGirl

15th June 2007, 10:11

Anyway, those things must be cold....how do they get their 'bits' warm enough?

I hear you can get warming lubricant nowadays.

MotoGirl

15th June 2007, 10:14

On a side note, they're shagging a "woman" who doesn't even move or make any noises. Plus, if these dolls are so heavy it must be extra work making her participate in any sexual activities.

It sounds like a whole lot of bother for little return.

MSTRS

15th June 2007, 10:16

I hear you can get warming lubricant nowadays.

Far out....must try some of that next oil change. :innocent: Cut down on spool-up time, eh? Especially on these cold winter mornings.

Patrick

15th June 2007, 10:25

... I was better off in the garage with me spanner.... Its so shiney - I have 12 of them and I polish them every night...

You keep "polishing ya spanner...":innocent: TMI.... IMHO...

Hope you don't have any guns???:gob:

Mully

15th June 2007, 10:32

I would've expected the male version to be very well endowed. Well, I can say that was a disappointment!

I'm sure if you ask them, they will spec it up, so to speak.

Mental Trousers

15th June 2007, 10:35

"Synthetic Humans".

Single best quote in the history of the world.
nah, the best quote was when one of the fruits was talking about having a relationship with a doll and said there's no bizarreness there .... that made me cry from laughing.

Patrick

15th June 2007, 10:35

I'm sure if you ask them, they will spec it up, so to speak.

Like Pimp Ya "Ride" ??

Paul in NZ

15th June 2007, 10:51

It sounds like a whole lot of bother for little return.

A lot of people say that about sex with real people..... But in my opinion they aint doin' it right....

Most folks 'over think' things - lots of stuff should be appoached with a great deal of enthusiasim and very little thinking...

Paul in NZ

15th June 2007, 10:54

You keep "polishing ya spanner...":innocent: TMI.... IMHO...

Hope you don't have any guns???:gob:

mmmmmm guns........ loverly shiney make me feel powerful like a real man, one day I'll show them whos the daddy yes we will, won't we precious.... All those insults - yeeeeessss oh yeeeesssss, they will pay, they will ALL pay... yeeeesshhhhhhhhh....

Nope - sold em when I realised I had no time for hunting anymore - sad but thats life

scumdog

15th June 2007, 10:59

A lot of people say that about sex with real people..... But in my opinion they aint doin' it right....

Most folks 'over think' things - lots of stuff should be appoached with a great deal of enthusiasim and very little thinking...

I guess you have to figure out WHAT 'lots of stuff' you're talking about though?

"A great deal of enthusiasm and very little thinking" has ended up in tears and sutures at times for me....

Paul in NZ

15th June 2007, 11:00

"A great deal of enthusiasm and very little thinking" has ended up in tears and sutures at times for me....

I had a girlfriend like that once....

Indiana_Jones

15th June 2007, 12:48

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yummy

<img src="http://images.trademe.co.nz/photoserver/59/42443159_full.jpg">

-Indy

Paul in NZ

15th June 2007, 12:53

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living/Lifestyle/Novelty/Other/auction-104411156.htm?p=1

yummy

<img src="http://images.trademe.co.nz/photoserver/59/42443159_full.jpg">

-Indy

Mother? (oh the shame the shame)

deanohit

15th June 2007, 12:58

yea we got one of them sheep for a mates 18th a few years back.was a bloody good laugh.alot cheaper than $99 bucks though.

Dilligaf

15th June 2007, 13:03

I dunno - a chick that never has morning breath, never says no, never talks back, tastes good all month round, doesn't borrow the car, doesn't give you the clap, doesn't watch soaps on TV, doesn't stop you buying Yoshi pipes for your bike and doesn't give you guilt trips about how fat she thinks her arse is.

Attractive......

BUT she can't cook, can't iron, can't clean the house, can't garden or wash the car.

Pros and cons eh?

Well I guess if you like the taste of silicone...... whatever floats your boat mate.....

And as for giving you the clap.... wonder how gutted they feel after hearing that the repair man schtupped their dolly friends...

Dooly

15th June 2007, 13:08

And as for giving you the clap.... wonder how gutted they feel after hearing that the repair man schtupped their dolly friends...

Could they divorce the doll for adultery?
Hmm, could be an interesting legal predicament.

Krusti

15th June 2007, 13:14

I felt sorry for the girls.....no one asked what they thought!:killingme :rofl:

Xile

15th June 2007, 13:29

Just watch the first part of it, stopped cause so sad and so funny at the same time!!! All these guys, all living with their parents/mothers, talking to "synthetic humans", this guy kissing tenderly and massaging the foot of his doll :sick: and then just take off the tongue of it...euhh disgusting!!!! I felt so sorry for them..having sex with plastic if you don't have any choice but men! don't talk with them, take pictures etc...

Beemer

15th June 2007, 15:20

When they pass you on the road will you know if the biker not waving to you is just a harley owner or a synthetic human........Now theres a thought, maybe Harley riders are synthetic humans!:sick:

My husband said he could imagine the Harley guys wondering if she needed to wear a helmet because she wasn't real!

The tongue thing freaked me out a bit too!

BigG

15th June 2007, 17:18

I suppose you got to feel sorry for them, they must have had some bad experiencies when they were kids. One thing though the plastic Dumies can't tell you what to do so more time for riding eh!:whocares:

Smokin

15th June 2007, 20:14

the cost like 9g each lol.

you should be able to save heaps buying second hand.

mooks

15th June 2007, 20:20

Correction:
"Organic Women"

best quote for me was the dude that fixed them up ....
".....i've run out of vaginas ..... "

:gob:

The Pastor

15th June 2007, 20:30

you should be able to save heaps buying second hand.

you can get stds and stis, unless you get them cleaned at the factory, but that costs like 1g.

Lissa

15th June 2007, 20:42

I couldnt believe how life like they looked! Although not entirely normal looking, I mean they had the perfect bodies... and those guys could never get someone like that in real life, which I suppose was the attraction towards them.

Just a little worried that they thought they were having relationships with them. You cant have a relationship with silicon. The guy that had 8 of the dolls obviously has a sexual problem... its probably a good thing he has the dolls to take it out on.

And the man doll... not that well endowed really. :shutup:

Meanie

15th June 2007, 20:45

I saw cowboyz with one straped to his pillion seat yesterday :yes: What will Mrs Cowboyz say :spanking:

ynot slow

15th June 2007, 21:06

i wanted a guy to say he wanted a muslim doll,i.e blows herself up.i watched the hunting show on maori tv at 9.30 then surfed to 20/20,thought it was a piss take until i listened to the guys.mind you they are lifelike you could use a couple and drive in the bus lanes.pissed myself when the guy talked about at 3 in the morning you could just go to garage grab a doll and away you go,shit his girlfriend even came over for his birthday tea,wonder why she realised he was loopy after a week later,first time she'd met his girls,someone shoot me if i get like them.:sick:

deanohit

15th June 2007, 22:42

i wanted a guy to say he wanted a muslim doll,i.e blows herself up.

Good one man.
was really creeped out when the woman at the factory said somebody had wanted a doll like an 80 year old :gob: or the guy wanting the doll with pubic hair up to the belly button and down the back!!!:puke:

Beemer

15th June 2007, 22:47

best quote for me was the dude that fixed them up ....
".....i've run out of vaginas ..... "

:gob:

"And tell me, what do YOU do for a living?"

"Me? I'm a fanny fitter."

oldrider

16th June 2007, 17:41

Say what you like, this subject has got our attention, it's just so "bizarre" I spose. :yes: John.

Patrick

17th June 2007, 10:05

"Bizarre" is one word for it I suppose... can think of a few others!!!:gob: :shit:

Indiana_Jones

17th June 2007, 13:25

It's all natural baby!

<img src="http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/1723-00-1.JPG">

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some more here (http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/) for your entertainment lol

-Indy

Curious_AJ

17th June 2007, 17:30

Indy, you can get a real doll only if I'm allowed to play with it too...

doc

17th June 2007, 17:46

you can get stds and stis, unless you get them cleaned at the factory, but that costs like 1g.
And you know this how ??????

doc

17th June 2007, 17:52

And the man doll... not that well endowed really. :shutup: You mean he looked like he had been to the Brass Monkey or something ?

Curious_AJ

17th June 2007, 17:57

the man doll is ugly.. and not as real looking as the females... and they only have one!! no fair... but then.. they do have custom made hermaphrodite ones and she-males...

MotoGirl

17th June 2007, 19:58

You mean he looked like he had been to the Brass Monkey or something ?

He looked average.

Curious_AJ

18th June 2007, 18:18

ooh... average... its certainly not what people want :O! they want 14inch poles!!

kro

19th June 2007, 06:44

As the character "Gross Out" said in the movie King Frat.... She don't tell, she don't smell, she's grateful as hell.

I could only stomach about 10 mins of it. Nothing wrong with using exotic play toys to get your rocks off, but having a so called relationship with them is a bit freakshow imho.