Would YOU tell your flatmate?

[Str8 Jacket]

If say you were sitting in front of the heater playing with your flatties cat with a metal pen and you happened to electrocute her quite badly. Enough to make quite an audibly loud noise. Then you go after her to comfort her only to have her hissing at you but you calm her down enough to let her pat you only to electrocute her again and now she wont even look at you without hissing and running away. Would you tell your flatmate?

[Mental Trousers]

I'd show my flatmate what happened, electrocuting him/her just like the cat.
However, what the hell are you doing torturing cats like that?

[Drum]

Hitting the bottle early tonight Str8?

And no. Ignorance is bliss.

[Str8 Jacket]

I'd show my flatmate what happened, electrocuting him/her just like the cat.
However, what the hell are you doing torturing cats like that?

Hey, I was TRYING to be nice to it! That'll teach me for being nice...

[Str8 Jacket]

Hitting the bottle early tonight Str8?

And no. Ignorance is bliss.

I finished work 3 hours ago thankyou!!

[blacksheep]

i told my wife when the cat fell off the fabric wallpaper i made it climb up and landed on her knitting needles shishkabab styles,the cat just run off(once freed from its 'bonds')i think its probably better to fess up as it wasn't intentional , was it?

[riffer]

You're a bad person Helen. Torturing that poor animal :dodge:

[Toaster]

Would you tell your flatmate?

Absolutely! I know I would. :innocent:

[Str8 Jacket]

i told my wife when the cat fell off the fabric wallpaper i made it climb up and landed on her knitting needles shishkabab styles,the cat just run off(once freed from its 'bonds')i think its probably better to fess up as it wasn't intentional , was it?

Yeah you're right. Cept I kinda pissed myself laughing when it haooens and if I tell him I wont be able to keep a straight face!

[Drum]

I finished work 3 hours ago thankyou!!

Looks like I've got some catching up to do. :drinkup: :sherlock:

[Colapop]

Bwahahahaha!!! I can see you tying that poor cat to the heater and buzzing it with electrodes!!

Evil evil cat torturer!!


That's fricken hilarious... tell he'll laugh too... especially if you tell him "It really was an accident... see? I did it like this... Oops"

[Smokin]

If say you were sitting in front of the heater playing with your flatties cat with a metal pen and you happened to electrocute her quite badly. Enough to make quite an audibly loud noise. Then you go after her to comfort her only to have her hissing at you but you calm her down enough to let her pat you only to electrocute her again and now she wont even look at you without hissing and running away. Would you tell your flatmate?

LOL, that post was the funniest thing I have heard all week.

bling to you buddy. :laugh:

[Str8 Jacket]

That's fricken hilarious... tell he'll laugh too... especially if you tell him "It really was an accident... see? I did it like this... Oops"

Yeah he's just come home and I told him. But he didnt laugh THAT much. Just a little, doh!

[blacksheep]

Yeah you're right. Cept I kinda pissed myself laughing when it haooens and if I tell him I wont be able to keep a straight face!
yeah i kinda pissed myself laughing too,the beers didn't help that aspect neither did my mates reaction,keeping a straight face is bugger hard especially with tears rolling down face:innocent:

[Colapop]

Yeah he's just come home and I told him. But he didnt laugh THAT much. Just a little, doh!
Told ya he'd be sweet!


Doodles better watch her back!

[cowboyz]

this was hypothetical huh? Of course it was... admit nothing..

Cats suck anyway.

[Hitcher]

"Electrocuted"? You cannot be serious. A static electricity discharge I may believe. Otherwise I plan to keep well out of your reach in future.

[Mom]

Doodles better watch her back!

Is that Hells real name?????????


"Electrocuted"? You cannot be serious. A static electricity discharge I may believe. Otherwise I plan to keep well out of your reach in future.

Yepper Hitcher, I would too......scarey stuff what Doodles is really capable of!!!

[Coyote]

You're avatar is almost ironic

[Lissa]

How did Doodles survive so long around helsbels?

[Colapop]

Is that Hells real name?????????

That's what she calls her pussy!

[Curious_AJ]

:O not the cat!! lol, funny... but still... i'd hiss at you if you electrocuted me...

whoops.. ive just given you ideas havnt i... *RUN AWAY!!!*

[MrMelon]

Haha I can so see you doing that too. :D

[Str8 Jacket]

Haha I can so see you doing that too. :D

Well I shoulda seen it coming! Really!



Cats suck anyway.

HEY! I love cats!


Is that Hells real name?????????


That's my cats name! :p


You're avatar is almost ironic

Actually my cat looks exactly like the cat in my avatar. My flatties cat is a niggar.... *ahem* I mean black

[Steam]

Well
Was it mains power that electrocuted the cat? Or some little static spark?

[peasea]

If say you were sitting in front of the heater playing with your flatties cat with a metal pen and you happened to electrocute her quite badly. Enough to make quite an audibly loud noise. Then you go after her to comfort her only to have her hissing at you but you calm her down enough to let her pat you only to electrocute her again and now she wont even look at you without hissing and running away. Would you tell your flatmate?

I certainly wouldn't tell Hitcher.

[Str8 Jacket]

I certainly wouldn't tell Hitcher.
Up yer bum! :moon:

[Mom]

Up yer bum! :moon:

You should investigate a career in journalism with a vocabulary like that mate :dodge:

[Macktheknife]

You should investigate a career in journalism with a vocabulary like that mate :dodge:

Or maybe politics..


Bugger about the cat Hels, best you sleep with the door closed and hope the cat doesn't piss on your electric blanket. Payback is a bitch.

[Beemer]

You should investigate a career in journalism with a vocabulary like that mate :dodge:

Please no, I have worked with more than enough people who don't know the true meaning of electrocute! And "up yer bum!" is far too polite for a real journalist to use! (Trust me, ask the prick I had to deal with today who said to me "do you always swear this much?" I was so tempted to reply "only when I'm dealing with fucking morons" but I restrained myself.)

[oldrider]

What an absolutely shocking thread! :yes: John.

[peasea]

Or maybe politics..


Bugger about the cat Hels, best you sleep with the door closed and hope the cat doesn't piss on your electric blanket. Payback is a bitch.


Nup, over-qualified.

[peasea]

What an absolutely shocking thread! :yes: John.

The "How to get rid of Hitcher" thread?

[peasea]

"Electrocuted"? You cannot be serious. A static electricity discharge I may believe. Otherwise I plan to keep well out of your reach in future.

Distance is of no consequence. The discharge will follow you.........

[0arbreaka]

And why didnt you get this on video??

[Curious_AJ]

And why didnt you get this on video??

i could shock you and get it on video.........

[howdamnhard]

If say you were sitting in front of the heater playing with your flatties cat with a metal pen and you happened to electrocute her quite badly. Enough to make quite an audibly loud noise. Then you go after her to comfort her only to have her hissing at you but you calm her down enough to let her pat you only to electrocute her again and now she wont even look at you without hissing and running away. Would you tell your flatmate?
Err just how did you eletrocute the cat with a pen?:laugh:

[fozz rock]

HA HA HA
i think i'm going to piss myself

[Str8 Jacket]

Err just how did you eletrocute the cat with a pen?:laugh:

Well it was one of those fancy metalic ones..... I really didnt see it coming, nor did the poor cat!

[merv]

Were you in rubber gloves to achieve this without electrocuting yourself?

[R6_kid]

If say you were sitting in front of the heater playing with your flatties cat with a metal pen and you happened to electrocute her quite badly. Enough to make quite an audibly loud noise. Then you go after her to comfort her only to have her hissing at you but you calm her down enough to let her pat you only to electrocute her again and now she wont even look at you without hissing and running away. Would you tell your flatmate?

sorry to be so anal (well no not really), but to electrocute something means it would be dead... i.e you killed that cat, it then ran away, then you killed again. Sounds a bit fucked up to me. Maybe it was an electric shock?

[Patrick]

sorry to be so anal (well no not really), but to electrocute something means it would be dead... i.e you killed that cat, it then ran away, then you killed again. Sounds a bit fucked up to me. Maybe it was an electric shock?

Pahleeeeeeese.....

Everyone knows cats have nine lives... this one now has 7?

[Str8 Jacket]

sorry to be so anal (well no not really), but to electrocute something means it would be dead... i.e you killed that cat, it then ran away, then you killed again. Sounds a bit fucked up to me. Maybe it was an electric shock?

Umm, yeah I gave it an electric shock. In my defence, I was quite drunk whe nI posted this thread... :yes:

[Colapop]

You still are!!

[Street Gerbil]

If say you were sitting in front of the heater playing with your flatties cat with a metal pen and you happened to electrocute her quite badly. Enough to make quite an audibly loud noise. Then you go after her to comfort her only to have her hissing at you but you calm her down enough to let her pat you only to electrocute her again and now she wont even look at you without hissing and running away.
I dunno, but it sounds like a great idea. I HATE cats.

[KATWYN]

When pussy starts hissing at you in front of your flatmate whenever
you have the silver pen in your hand....said flatmate will start getting
suspicious after awhile.....:laugh:

[zooter]

Yeah he's just come home and I told him. But he didnt laugh THAT much. Just a little, doh!

Cat out of the bag already.

Curious to know if puss has let it slide or bears a grudge still?

[Conquiztador]

Two things U have to consider before U tell her:

1.Is the fucker dead? In that case U better have a good excuse.

2.Are U wanting to get inside her pants? In that case deny everyrning.

Good luck.

[peasea]

Shoot the fucking cat.

Stupid things.

[Jantar]

Shoot the fucking cat.

Stupid things.
Personally I find nothing is more soothing than stroking a warm soft pussy. :innocent:

[KATWYN]

Two things U have to consider before U tell her:

1.Is the fucker dead? In that case U better have a good excuse.

2.Are U wanting to get inside her pants? In that case deny everyrning.

Good luck.


Umm STR8 jackets a girl.

Oh and I see the flatmates already been told. Was it one of those joke pens??
that shock ya when you press the button on top....how exactly does metal pen + heater + electricity = shock to the cat but not the person holding the metal pen??? Wearing gumboots and rubber gloves maybe ?

[Crasherfromwayback]

If say you were sitting in front of the heater playing with your flatties cat with a metal pen and you happened to electrocute her quite badly. Enough to make quite an audibly loud noise. Then you go after her to comfort her only to have her hissing at you but you calm her down enough to let her pat you only to electrocute her again and now she wont even look at you without hissing and running away. Would you tell your flatmate?

Where can I purchase one of these 'pens'?:innocent:

[Str8 Jacket]

Umm STR8 jackets a girl.

Oh and I see the flatmates already been told. Was it one of those joke pens??
that shock ya when you press the button on top....how exactly does metal pen + heater + electricity = shock to the cat but not the person holding the metal pen??? Wearing gumboots and rubber gloves maybe ?

I think it was a mixture of the heat and the fact that I had been rolling it over the carpet while the cat chased it. The cat had been in front of the heater for awhile too so it was more a static thing than anything. Was funny as hell though!

All is good with the cat now, Ive been bribing her with fresh meat....

[KATWYN]

I think it was a mixture of the heat and the fact that I had been rolling it over the carpet while the cat chased it. ....


Arrr so the cat was all into it as well...until someone got a shock....the cat was just being a party pooper - pussy :laugh:

[kro]

This will make you feel better.

[Str8 Jacket]

Well I went home for lunch this arvo only to be greeted by MY poor lil cat lying on the floor bleeding with a generally mangled leg. Seeing as I dont have a cage licence I had to get the vets to pick her up. She's OK just been fighting. Gonna cost a bit. I reckon it was my flatties cat fighting her and paying me back... Aint Karma a bitch, lol!