canarlee
16th June 2007, 10:39
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died!
But I´d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew
strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are,
another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you´ve bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should
have known there was no anaconda lurking inside of those jeans!
Go on now go,
walk out the door,
Don´t you promise me 10 inches,
then turn up with only 4!
Weren´t you a brat to think I wouldn´t catch you out!?
Don´t you know we´re only joking
when we say size doesn´t count???!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive!
´Cus as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little
wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos
and to hell with all your needs
Now I´m saving all my lovin´ for a cordless multispeed.
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died!
But I´d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew
strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are,
another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you´ve bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should
have known there was no anaconda lurking inside of those jeans!
Go on now go,
walk out the door,
Don´t you promise me 10 inches,
then turn up with only 4!
Weren´t you a brat to think I wouldn´t catch you out!?
Don´t you know we´re only joking
when we say size doesn´t count???!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive!
´Cus as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little
wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos
and to hell with all your needs
Now I´m saving all my lovin´ for a cordless multispeed.