BJ goes down....again

[Babelfish]

And again....its not what you think...this time its all about cc's.

Traded the VTR1000 in on Saturday for an 06 GSR600. I wish I could keep all of my bikes, but alas, some of us have to make do with one in the garage (not mentioning any names) so the old girl was put to pasture to allow a spritely and unruley youf to swagger into the garage.

Although I miss my VTR, remembering our passionate frolics in the countriside, the smile put on my face by the first spin on the GSR still hasnt left. EVERY corner gets eaten by thing with such voracity I'm almost embarrased for the tarmac. Its a ballsy piece of kit for a tuned down Gixxer, and has plenty of fun for this nana. And thats the key to it: fun. Where on the VTR I was more serious in intent, on the GSR just makes me want to be naughty, leading me astray at each bend and making me want to raise a finger to every car passed.

I'll have to retrain my neck to stop my head flying off at slightly raised speeds (:innocent:), and at the end of the 600-odd km bringing it back down to Kapiti from Auckland the front of my neck feels like its been given a few good cracks. Oh, and the lid needs a sturdier tug on the strap to stop it getting pushed off me bonce. All stuff forgotten from back in my RD days.

After 6.5 hrs in the saddle, I have to give high praise of the seat as my bum doesnt feel like a catholic choir boy's after "special practice". And the upright posi means my arms and wrists are ready for more, which is lucky as I can use then to cradle my neck and wimper like a little girl.

All in all, I'm in for a shitload of fun. Now I'm going to get into my angus young school uniform, pack my slingshot and me and my new mate are going to go and nick some apples. :drool:

[blacksheep]

congratulations mate ,did same as you downsized from sv its kept my speed down on the straights and it seems more fun on the twisties,P.S i changed the oil in front forks to 15w and its made the handling even better!

[Babelfish]

congratulations mate ,did same as you downsized from sv its kept my speed down on the straights and it seems more fun on the twisties,P.S i changed the oil in front forks to 15w and its made the handling even better!

Yeah, I'm going to get the suspension adjusted as its a pretty hard n fast setup at the mo. Got a bit freaky in a couple of corners, but not freaky enough to stop me trying to go faster in the next corner. And power-wise, when it hits 12 grand my smile changes to a maniacle grin. Its fun to hear a scream coming from my arse rather than a growl....change is good as a holiday n all that.

[Pwalo]

Nice bike matey. I had one as a loaner when the SV was in for it's first service.

Great fun machine. Handled pretty sharpish, and revved for Africa!

[nudemetalz]

They certainly are a great looking bike. Well done, and have fun !! :)

[Maha]

Looking more an more like the way it will go, maybe not in 3 years, brain is thinking very hard about what that look like?...:yes:

[Deviant Esq]

Congrats TempBJ, new bike bling! They're a nice and quite under-rated machine. How did you get tempted into it... or were you planning on trading away the VTR anyway? You're obviously loving having an inline four now after having the big twin of the vitter... nice. How many kms has it done? Don't have to run it in, don't have to pay for the initial depreciation! I'm assuming it's used...

[bugjuice]

thought it was about me then! Was gonna say, I don't remember!

Congrats on the new ride, enjoy mate.. they're good bikes

[Babelfish]

Congrats TempBJ, new bike bling! They're a nice and quite under-rated machine. How did you get tempted into it... or were you planning on trading away the VTR anyway? You're obviously loving having an inline four now after having the big twin of the vitter... nice. How many kms has it done? Don't have to run it in, don't have to pay for the initial depreciation! I'm assuming it's used...

I was planning to trade the vitter for something a little more economical for commuting. That, and the vitter was at 56 thousand km so it was time lead it to the back paddocks and take the bridle off. When I picked it up it had done a wopping 400km...its done 1000 now after the trek back to Kapiti. In terms of depreciation, I got a very good deal so no issues there.

Definately need to get the springage sorted though as its pretty rough and ready at the moment. Anyone know of someone decent in the kapiti/wellybum region?

[DMNTD]

I knew you'd love it Brent...something about the uprightness + wide bars the creates a freck'n monster of a rider eh? Bring on them twisties bro :Punk:

Pity we couldn't catch up whilst you were buzzing back yesterday but to me it sounds like an excuse for a wee jaunt sir :yes:
Now,when are you adding the flames? :sunny:




...(not mentioning any names)..
:dodge:

[Babelfish]

I knew you'd love it Brent...something about the uprightness + wide bars the creates a freck'n monster of a rider eh? Bring on them twisties bro :Punk:

Pity we couldn't catch up whilst you were buzzing back yesterday but to me it sounds like an excuse for a wee jaunt sir :yes:
Now,when are you adding the flames? :sunny:

:dodge:

Mate, barrelling around corners on that thing is the most fun I can have with me pants on (and thats only cos it was too cold to get a comparison without pants). I've got a couple of weekends working on the new building then I'll sort a jaunt up your end (fnar fnar) to meet up. I'll have the suspension sorted by then too.

As for flames, you can actually buy them in the same silver as the bike....but what sort of chopper building freak would put flames on a japper (read:proper) bike??? :shifty:

[Babelfish]

Trimmed the arse a little this weekend and got some pics. Going for a tyre rounding session tomorrow to sort out the commuting edge. Here's some pics post trim.

[Stirts]

Trimmed the arse a little this weekend and got some pics. Going for a tyre rounding session tomorrow to sort out the commuting edge. Here's some pics post trim.

:drool: :drool: :drool: me soooooo jealous :drool: :drool: :drool:

When I become an adult I may just have to get me one of dem :yes:

[Babelfish]

:drool: :drool: :drool: me soooooo jealous :drool: :drool: :drool:

When I become an adult I may just have to get me one of dem :yes:

Ha ha, tosser....and that pic in your profile is still the one I took! SURELY you've taken a better pic than that by now.....and have had it developed....and scanned....sheesh, when are you joining the digital world again????

[Stirts]

Ha ha, tosser....and that pic in your profile is still the one I took! SURELY you've taken a better pic than that by now.....and have had it developed....and scanned....sheesh, when are you joining the digital world again????

Feck off ya pomie git.....I am far too busy learning to piss about taking photos, plus that photo has sentimental value....as I recall when you took it for a test ride you stalled it on the drive....oops did I say that out loud

[Babelfish]

Feck off ya pomie git.....I am far too busy learning to piss about taking photos, plus that photo has sentimental value....as I recall when you took it for a test ride you stalled it on the drive....oops did I say that out loud

Yeah, I'm used to adult power. And are you too busy due to mending your broken car after the accident? :innocent:

[Sparky Mark]

Yeah, I'm used to adult power. And are you too busy due to mending your broken car after the accident? :innocent:

I would interject at this point with a comment or two in the 'stalling' category, but I wouldn't want to be known as a gossip... :whistle:

[Stirts]

I would interject at this point with a comment or two in the 'stalling' category, but I wouldn't want to be known as a gossip... :whistle:

Ohh please feel free to comment..........PLEASE SHARE :yes: :yes:

As Mr TempBJ is so easy to....well....easy.....+ he has just taken the piss out of how short I AM....hahahahaaaaaa....pot.....kettle....black!

JUST SHARE WITH THE GROUP!!!!

[Sparky Mark]

No no..
I feel it would be completely inappropriate to even mention anything to do with being stuck behind 'someone' at the front and centre of 2, now moving, lanes of traffic, waiting patiently for 'someone' to find a 'spark' and, ahem... move along... completely inappropriate... :yes:

[Stirts]

No no..
I feel it would be completely inappropriate to even mention anything to do with being stuck behind 'someone' at the front and centre of 2, now moving, lanes of traffic, waiting patiently for 'someone' to find a 'spark' and, ahem... move along... completely inappropriate... :yes:

:gob: completely inappropriate but........
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: you have made my day :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Stirts]

for the wrath of a BJ :wait:

[Sparky Mark]

:gob: completely inappropriate but........
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: you have made my day :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:





Let's not be too judgemental - those 600's can be very difficult to handle you know. :laugh:

[Stirts]

Let's not be too judgemental - those 600's can be very difficult to handle you know. :laugh:

Ohhhhh fark stop.....seriously.....my stomach hurtie from laughing.

[Sparky Mark]

Ohhhhh fark stop.....seriously.....my stomach hurtie from laughing.

That's good! He'll be pleased he's brought some happiness to the community!

Good on Ya Brent! :shake:

[Stirts]

Good on Ya Brent! :shake:

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

I think we are gonna pay for this Sparky Mark

[Babelfish]

Fuck you couple of cunts. My bike didnt stall at the lights, the vacuum from a gas hungry carb technology (read: old) VTR caused a disruption to my dilithium cortex, hence warp wasnt reached. :drool:

Now, shooting stright from the hip, I'd like to point out Stirt-arse, that Spark-arse is the same chap that within the space of a couple of weeks fell off his bike will at a standstill (fuck that would've been funny to watch) and then parked his bike under the rear bumper of a merc. Teach him to throw stones in a very small glasshouse.

How dur you, sur! I'd challenge you both to a duel but I dare say your ammunition is lacking. :shifty:

[Sparky Mark]

Fuck you couple of cunts. My bike didnt stall at the lights, the vacuum from a gas hungry carb technology (read: old) VTR caused a disruption to my dilithium cortex, hence warp wasnt reached. :drool:

Now, shooting stright from the hip, I'd like to point out Stirt-arse, that Spark-arse is the same chap that within the space of a couple of weeks fell off his bike will at a standstill (fuck that would've been funny to watch) and then parked his bike under the rear bumper of a merc. Teach him to throw stones in a very small glasshouse.

How dur you, sur! I'd challenge you both to a duel but I dare say your ammunition is lacking. :shifty:

Yeees... ok buddy I'll give the bin at standstill - however, I think it's fair to point out that you failed to mention that the said merc was travelling backwards whilst I, was stationary...
:zzzz:

[Babelfish]

Yeees... ok buddy I'll give the bin at standstill - however, I think it's fair to point out that you failed to mention that the said merc was travelling backwards whilst I, was stationary...
:zzzz:

Just another example of those hoary old carbs sucking foreign objects towards them, which bolsters my stall theory :shifty:

[Stirts]

Fuck you couple of cunts.

Now SURELY you can come up with sumfin better than that.....



My bike didnt stall at the lights, the vacuum from a gas hungry carb technology (read: old) VTR caused a disruption to my dilithium cortex, hence warp wasnt reached. :drool:

Is it me or do I hear a little boy crying.....it wasn't my fault....it's not fair :crybaby:


Stirt-arse...... Spark-arse

V.creative Mr BJ.....should bling be awarded?....hmmmmmm....oh shit sorry all out......gave it all to "Spark-arse" for making me laugh so hard, bringin tears to me eyes.


(fuck that would've been funny to watch)

Bit like yours really wouldn't you say Brent-arse? :laugh:

[Babelfish]

Bit like yours really wouldn't you say Brent-arse? :laugh:

Um....no. :mellow:

But lets talk about you shall we? Lets talk about short arses throwing stones in little glass houses (remember, my feet touch the ground on bikes miss tippy toe). Lets talk about you crashing your skyline recently Stirts? Or lets talk about you putting your bike down on your driveway? Lets talk about getting handbags ripped off? Hmmmmmm. :shifty:

OR....call it quits and talk coily about bikes. Trust me, I'll get more embarrasing stuff on you than you will of me.....given time, bike rides and a camera. And that goes for you too, Mr I-Like-Fingers-In-My-Mouth Spark-Arse. :gob:

[Stirts]

Um....no. :mellow:

But lets talk about you shall we? Lets talk about short arses throwing stones in little glass houses (remember, my feet touch the ground on bikes miss tippy toe). Lets talk about you crashing your skyline recently Stirts? Or lets talk about you putting your bike down on your driveway? Lets talk about getting handbags ripped off? Hmmmmmm. :shifty:

OR....call it quits and talk coily about bikes. Trust me, I'll get more embarrasing stuff on you than you will of me.....given time, bike rides and a camera. And that goes for you too, Mr I-Like-Fingers-In-My-Mouth Spark-Arse. :gob:

Now now lets stay on topic shall we......as you have said in the past "it's all about me" :dodge:

I vaguely remember a little yarn that was told to me about a little BJ coming up from Kapiti way one day, on a very gusty day, pootlin along (please feel free to interject should I get any of the details wrong by the way) when a gust of wind too strong for a little BJ forces him across the road.....and then the distinct smell of poos in the air.

Love
T

[Babelfish]

Now now lets stay on topic shall we......as you have said in the past "it's all about me" :dodge:

I vaguely remember a little yarn that was told to me about a little BJ coming up from Kapiti way one day, on a very gusty day, pootlin along (please feel free to interject should I get any of the details wrong by the way) when a gust of wind too strong for a little BJ forces him across the road.....and then the distinct smell of poos in the air.

Love
T

Vague recollections dont count, especially considering the sources of your information would most likely deny such a charge rendering it inadmissible. :shifty:

Whereas, you're unfortunate moment on the driveway is logged on this site, as was Spark-arses moments personally witnessed. :Punk:

Feel free to head down here and try and witness some of my future embarrashing moments....if you....or Spark-arse for that matter :finger:

[inlinefour]

And again....its not what you think...this time its all about cc's.

Traded the VTR1000 in on Saturday for an 06 GSR600. I wish I could keep all of my bikes, but alas, some of us have to make do with one in the garage (not mentioning any names) so the old girl was put to pasture to allow a spritely and unruley youf to swagger into the garage.

Although I miss my VTR, remembering our passionate frolics in the countriside, the smile put on my face by the first spin on the GSR still hasnt left. EVERY corner gets eaten by thing with such voracity I'm almost embarrased for the tarmac. Its a ballsy piece of kit for a tuned down Gixxer, and has plenty of fun for this nana. And thats the key to it: fun. Where on the VTR I was more serious in intent, on the GSR just makes me want to be naughty, leading me astray at each bend and making me want to raise a finger to every car passed.

I'll have to retrain my neck to stop my head flying off at slightly raised speeds (:innocent:), and at the end of the 600-odd km bringing it back down to Kapiti from Auckland the front of my neck feels like its been given a few good cracks. Oh, and the lid needs a sturdier tug on the strap to stop it getting pushed off me bonce. All stuff forgotten from back in my RD days.

After 6.5 hrs in the saddle, I have to give high praise of the seat as my bum doesnt feel like a catholic choir boy's after "special practice". And the upright posi means my arms and wrists are ready for more, which is lucky as I can use then to cradle my neck and wimper like a little girl.

All in all, I'm in for a shitload of fun. Now I'm going to get into my angus young school uniform, pack my slingshot and me and my new mate are going to go and nick some apples. :drool:

Are in the process of selling off the collection at the moment. Nothing wrong with having one bike, although having 11 was cool...:yes:

[Babelfish]

Are in the process of selling off the collection at the moment. Nothing wrong with having one bike, although having 11 was cool...:yes:

To walk into a garage and have a range of different "feeling" bike to take for a burn would be the ultimate, but alas I bear the ball and chain of an injust institution, the warden of which believe's I'm not allowed to have more than one toy :crybaby:

[Stirts]

.......witness some of my future embarrashing moments....

At least your not in denial on THAT count.

How many brownie points do you have to collect from the 'warden', Mr BJ, for you to go on a ride AND take the camera...that's two toys you know.

[Babelfish]

At least your not in denial on THAT count.

How many brownie points do you have to collect from the 'warden', Mr BJ, for you to go on a ride AND take the camera...that's two toys you know.

Ha ha, you've seen prison brake havent you....my tats map out the plan to glory.

As for embrrassing moment, your potential is greater than mine at this stage...might I suggest you stop throwing stones now that you have a frame where a glasshouse used to exist?

[Stirts]

Ha ha, you've seen prison brake havent you....my tats map out the plan to glory.

Nice play on words....was that intentional? pfft......tough words you speak....but I think we know who wears da pants :dodge:


As for embrrassing moment, your potential is greater than mine at this stage...might I suggest you stop throwing stones now that you have a frame where a glasshouse used to exist?

Granted....the potential for embarrassing moments is greater in my case....to be expected really...how else am I to learn. However Mr BJ YOUR moments of embarrassment will be of much higher value in the laugher/piss-take scale, and I can assure you they will be treated with the utmost respect/publicity that they deserve :yes:

As you have stated.....only time will tell.


Love
T

[Babelfish]

pfft......tough words you speak....but I think we know who wears da pants :dodge:

Yep. You've seen my new bike right? :shifty:



Granted....the potential for embarrassing moments is greater in my case....to be expected really...how else am I to learn. However Mr BJ YOUR moments of embarrassment will be of much higher value in the laugher/piss-take scale, and I can assure you they will be treated with the utmost respect/publicity that they deserve :yes:

As you have stated.....only time will tell.

Love
T

As mentioned earlier, you'll have to keep up to see them :scooter:

[Stirts]

Yep. You've seen my new bike right? :shifty:

Ahhh...yes....but you couldn't keeps da other one....and don't lie....you didn't really wanna trade it in.....and money....fark off....it's only money :bleh:

[QUOTE]As mentioned earlier, you'll have to keep up to see them :scooter:

And so the challenge is set :scooter: :devil2::shake:

[inlinefour]

To walk into a garage and have a range of different "feeling" bike to take for a burn would be the ultimate, but alas I bear the ball and chain of an injust institution, the warden of which believe's I'm not allowed to have more than one toy :crybaby:

Is that due to she who must be obeyed? Found that not all wimmon are created equal bro...:yes:

[Babelfish]

[QUOTE=TempBJ;1115971]Yep. You've seen my new bike right? :shifty:

Ahhh...yes....but you couldn't keeps da other one....and don't lie....you didn't really wanna trade it in.....and money....fark off....it's only money :bleh:

And so the challenge is set :scooter: :devil2::shake:

I want to keep all of my bikes, and it aint only money.

PFFT, jesus I love 250 mentality, bunch of fucken chiuauas running around yapping at adult heels :Pokey:

[Stirts]

I want to keep all of my bikes, and it aint only money.

Yeah...I know...it's the "injust institution"

Excuses excuses...HTFU!

[Babelfish]

Yeah...I know...it's the "injust institution"

Excuses excuses...HTFU!

I never gave any excuses...nor did I ever let a little driveway stop me riding...or a motorway....or commuting....or weather....or got worried about the clutch....or gears....or throttle....so who needs to HTFU here? Let me know when you want that challenge in the twisties Stirts-Arse.

[Stirts]

I never gave any excuses...nor did I ever let a little driveway stop me riding...or a motorway....or commuting....or weather....or got worried about the clutch....or gears....or throttle....so who needs to HTFU here? Let me know when you want that challenge in the twisties Stirts-Arse.

:finger:

My 100th post

[Stirts]

I never gave any excuses...nor did I ever let a little driveway stop me riding...or a motorway....or commuting....or weather....or got worried about the clutch....or gears....or throttle....so who needs to HTFU here? Let me know when you want that challenge in the twisties Stirts-Arse.

"I'm not allowed to have more than one toy".....fark me but that sounds pretty much like an excuse.

Anyway for the record......I didn't let the driveway stop me riding....it stopped me from parking in MY garage....still did the motorway :motu:....and commuting :motu:, granted not peak peak time but :whocares:

Anyway enough about me......this IS all about you

I am not the seasoned rider, and I once again refer to Sparky Marks little tale, that yes, I am STILL savouring....just in case you try to go in denial yet again I have kindly pasted it for your viewing pleasure.

"Not mentioning anything to do with being stuck behind 'someone' at the front and centre of 2, now moving, lanes of traffic, waiting patiently for 'someone' to find a 'spark' and, ahem... move along... completely inappropriate... "

:rofl:

Time and place :msn-wink:

[Babelfish]

"I'm not allowed to have more than one toy".....fark me but that sounds pretty much like an excuse.

Anyway for the record......I didn't let the driveway stop me riding....it stopped me from parking in MY garage....still did the motorway :motu:....and commuting :motu:, granted not peak peak time but :whocares:

Anyway enough about me......this IS all about you

I am not the seasoned rider, and I once again refer to Sparky Marks little tale, that yes, I am STILL savouring....just in case you try to go in denial yet again I have kindly pasted it for your viewing pleasure.

"Not mentioning anything to do with being stuck behind 'someone' at the front and centre of 2, now moving, lanes of traffic, waiting patiently for 'someone' to find a 'spark' and, ahem... move along... completely inappropriate... "

:rofl:

Time and place :msn-wink:

Yawn :zzzz: Twas nothing, and that still isnt an excuse knobber. I sense you're clutching at staws there.

The driveway did stop you (you parked your bike at your sisters) for a while, the motorway did stop you for a while, yada yada yada. You cant fool me, act all tough but you need a big cup of HTFU juice girly.

Time and place? When you you can ride above 80 let me know.

Oh, "granted not at peak time" IS an excuse, in case you need an example for future reference.

[Stirts]

My bike didnt stall at the lights, the vacuum from a gas hungry carb technology (read: old) VTR caused a disruption to my dilithium cortex, hence warp wasnt reached. :drool:

OK OK so WTF is this then Mr BJ?....smells to me like a BIG FAT FARKEN EXCUSE to me

It wasn't my fault....it was the vacuum...it's so not fair....caused a disruption to my dilithium cortex......boo hoo hoo....YOU STALLED.

[Babelfish]

OK OK so WTF is this then Mr BJ?....smells to me like a BIG FAT FARKEN EXCUSE to me

It wasn't my fault....it was the vacuum...it's so not fair....caused a disruption to my dilithium cortex......boo hoo hoo....YOU STALLED.

Is that it? The stall? Its called tongue in cheek towards something I dont give a rats arse about. If thats the most embarassing thing about my riding you can come up with you havent been riding with me enough. I dont give a toss about stalling, nor being blown across the other side of the road. :whocares:

Now, going up the back of a womans car because I was more interested in the totty walking on the footpath was embarrasing. :Oops:

Having to learn to piss into a bottle in hospital after an accident, and having the ambo drivers walk in to see the damage was embarrassing. :doctor:

And there's many, MANY more....police issues, strangling girlfriend, speed bumps, close calls, animals, foreign objects, lack of clothing bla bla bla. Making stalling about as piddly as your cc rating. :p

So in the end (and to try and stop this ping pong off topic gayness) if you want to know more embarrassing situations you have to keep up, so I reckon I'm safe for a few years yet. :bye:

[Sparky Mark]

My-My you two HAVE been busy... I do hope I'm not sensing a little tension :nono:

Anyhooo... interesting reading but, just a couple of little things...

Quote: TempBJ
"Mr I-Like-Fingers-In-My-Mouth Spark-Arse"

Actually yes! Having a not bad looking bird come up to you in the office and do that was very nice thank you, and probably something you are unlikely to experience unless your Mrs goes especially to your employment OR (less likely) you come accross another female who actually likes you :bleh:

Quote: TempBJ
"Whereas, you're unfortunate moment on the driveway is logged on this site, as was Spark-arses moments personally witnessed"

Now, just to clarify... are we talking about the unfortunate stalling moment, witnessed by myself, or my unfortunate misplacing of the side stand whilst rushing for a piss? The latter fortunately witnessed by noone. :oi-grr:

Now Stirts, bling awarded for the valiant battle of wits :yes:

TempBJ, we will talk about this more over lunch sometime this week. Please though, when you book the table, inform the waiter that I am coming with you. He will then realise that he will need to provide menu's and have someone to take our order within the hour... :zzzz:

[Stirts]

Quote: TempBJ
"Mr I-Like-Fingers-In-My-Mouth Spark-Arse"

Actually yes! Having a not bad looking bird come up to you in the office and do that was very nice thank you, and probably something you are unlikely to experience unless your Mrs goes especially to your employment OR (less likely) you come accross another female who actually likes you :bleh:

*Bling* *Bling* *Bling* *Bling*

Fark I was a little curious about that one....not what I had in mind however! Nice place to work by the sounds :yes:

[Sparky Mark]

*Bling* *Bling* *Bling* *Bling*

Fark I was a little curious about that one....not what I had in mind however! Nice place to work by the sounds :yes:

Yes, we had a somewhat 'interesting' working relationship :whistle:

[gijoe1313]

The scary thing about all this is that it's sounding like a script from Shortie St. :eek5:

Gadzooks! Where is the Spanish Inquisition when you need them!

[Stirts]

Yes, we had a somewhat 'interesting' working relationship :whistle:

"had"? short and sweet...the best kind sometimes

Hahahaaaa should rile Brent-Arse some more.....get more dirt on him that way. I'm sure he'll come back with...."You’ll need to do better than that love." or the like

[Sparky Mark]

"had"? short and sweet...the best kind sometimes



Well sort of.. I changed companies (but she only works 2 floors up) :devil2:

[Stirts]

Well sort of.. I changed companies (but she only works 2 floors up) :devil2:

:devil2: :devil2: NICE :devil2: :devil2:

[Babelfish]

Actually yes! Having a not bad looking bird come up to you in the office and do that was very nice thank you, and probably something you are unlikely to experience unless your Mrs goes especially to your employment OR (less likely) you come accross another female who actually likes you :bleh:


:shutup:



Now, just to clarify... are we talking about the unfortunate stalling moment, witnessed by myself, or my unfortunate misplacing of the side stand whilst rushing for a piss? The latter fortunately witnessed by noone. :oi-grr:


Witnessed by a. you telling me (knobber) and b. me seeing you left indicator being at an upward angle (about the only thing you have likely to be on an upward angle you old fucker).

As for the stall, remember it was you that almost tail ended me! Who's the silly fucker here?



Now Stirts, bling awarded for the valiant battle of wits :yes:




Now Stirts, bling awarded for the valiant battle of wits :yes:


*Bling* *Bling* *Bling* *Bling*


Jesus, its the mutual retard appreciation society. :sick:


"had"? short and sweet...the best kind sometimes


Well you two are bloody short enough, but Sweet? pfft

[Stirts]

Farken nice bike Brent-Arse.....did I mention that?

Don't worry Sparky-Arse (...or wait is that a Spunky-Arse for girlies to put fingers in HIS mouth) he jus jealous :msn-wink:


Jesus, its the mutual retard appreciation society.

Welcome retard....*bling* awarded

:love:
T