Girls best friend.....

[texmo]

:killingme

[Sparky Bills]

:killingme That is one big tounge!
How does it not bite it off??!!
Imagine the drowl!!

[MrMelon]

check it out yo
http://tungdog.com/

[marty]

*phew* thought that was gonna be a porn site

[Ms Piggy]

:killingme
Ewwwwwwww - that's just a dodgey innuendo mate. :no:

[vifferman]

Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
I like goats, espacially Myrana.

[Blakamin]

Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
I like goats, espacially Myrana.
You're getting funnier GF..... I woulda believed your posts if i didnt see your profile

[Marknz]

Ewwwwwwww - that's just a dodgey innuendo mate. :no:

No no, that'd be a doggey innuendo

:buggerd:

[Motu]

Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
I like goats, espacially Myrana.

Girls like dogs because they can talk to them all day about really important issues,and won't change to a sports channel while she's talking.

So,how do goats compare to sheep? - they don't look as cuddly,will my velcro gloves still work?

[vifferman]

Girls like dogs because they can talk to them all day about really important issues,and won't change to a sports channel while she's talking.

So,how do goats compare to sheep? - they don't look as cuddly,will my velcro gloves still work?
Dogs can not talk.
Many goats are bigger than sheep but not as fat and they are clever. But there are fat goats, some nearly as big as small horse. My goats are freindly and sometimes I hug them but they dont me hug back. What are velcro gloves?

[manuboy]

Dogs can not talk.
Many goats are bigger than sheep but not as fat and they are clever. But there are fat goats, some nearly as big as small horse. My goats are freindly and sometimes I hug them but they dont me hug back. What are velcro gloves?

.......ohmygodthatsit......

goatfood ... goatfood ...... goatfood.

I'm a noobie here too mate. farbeit for me to give advice but you're killing me. Theres a 99% chance you're taking the urine, but please stop! It's a great little community, but .....

ahhhh what the hell... post away mate.... nobody ever died laughing...

[dangerous]

Dogs can not talk.
What are velcro gloves?
Ohhh....... :shifty: dont matter mate gumboots will do the same trick

[Ghost Lemur]

.......ohmygodthatsit......
nobody ever died laughing...

Actually they have.

The record for having laughed to death is held by some guy who found the Goodies even funnier than I.

[ching_ching]

I wonder if that canine realises how much he's been blessed with?

[jrandom]

Dogs can not talk.
Many goats are bigger than sheep but not as fat and they are clever. But there are fat goats, some nearly as big as small horse. My goats are freindly and sometimes I hug them but they dont me hug back. What are velcro gloves?

It's Motu!

I bet Mr Food has a girlfriend called Heather...

[merv]

Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
I like goats, espacially Myrana.

What happened to diamonds? Have girls given up on those?

[NordieBoy]

Actually they have.

The record for having laughed to death is held by some guy who found the Goodies even funnier than I.

I hope they died after the show and not during.
Dying during the show means you'd miss out on some of it and have to spend eternity wandering the void as a ghostie :weep:

[jrandom]

The record for having laughed to death is held by some guy who found the Goodies even funnier than I.

Are you sure he wasn't taken out surreptitiously by an Ecky Thump master with a black pudding to side of t'head?

[Ms Piggy]

What happened to diamonds? Have girls given up on those?
No definitely not but personally I prefer cash.

[Slipstream]

Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
I like goats, espacially Myrana.

You like goats huh? :blink:



I believe this dog is 'girls best friend', because guys are being so entertained by a big drooling dog tongue, that they don't notice their credit cards going on a wee shopping trip. :yes: :D

If only we could get the same dog doing tricks. Then us girls could get in a massage and a manicure in too. :bleh: :laugh:

[NC]

Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
I like goats, espacially Myrana.



Oh... you dropped your Rasins :blink:

[The Pastor]

Goats taste better,

[Hitcher]

No no, that'd be a doggey innuendo
I thought innuendo was an Italian suppository?

[TwoSeven]

Are you sure he wasn't taken out surreptitiously by an Ecky Thump master with a black pudding to side of t'head?

No - it was the bag-pipes spider - bit him on the ankle.

[Gen]

Ok. Goats and sheep have their place, but a girls best friend is first and foremost, her vibrator (nods). :love:

[Ms Piggy]

Ok. Goats and sheep have their place, but a girls best friend is first and foremost, her vibrator (nods). :love:
You mean her motorbike....right?

[Mongoose]

You mean her motorbike....right?


Mainly Ducs by the sound of it on another thread :doobey: :banana: Ooops :whistle:

[Riff Raff]

Mainly Ducs by the sound of it on another thread :doobey: :banana: Ooops :whistle:
:love2: Mmmmmm Ducati :love2: :love2:

[Skunk]

:love2: Mmmmmm Ducati :love2: :love2:Time to talk about whisky and beer :yeah:

[dangerous]

Time to talk about whisky and beer :yeah:
bugger off, stuff the whisky this is just getting interesting...... sorry what was that Gen?

[Skunk]

It was starting to stray towards bikes...

Back to the vibrators. :ride:

[dangerous]

It was starting to stray towards bikes...

Back to the vibrators. :ride:
ummmm.... the Duc is a vibrator

[Blakamin]

ummmm.... the Duc is a vibrator
Not compared to a Buell.... ask Stoney

[Eyetie]

Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
I like goats, espacially Myrana.

Looks like someone else likes Goats possibly a bit too much...... :Pokey:

A Nelson man has appeared in court for a second time for attempting to have sex with a goat.


George Kepa, a 41-year-old unemployed man, pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court yesterday to bestiality and unlawfully entering a building.

Police prosecutor Chris Stringer said Kepa went to visit a friend on January 7.

The friend was asleep and Kepa went to a tin shed where the goat was kept, took some of his clothes off and attempted to have sex with it, Mr Stringer said.

Judge Paul Whitehead remanded Kepa until February 1 for a pre-sentence drug and alcohol report.

In 2002, Kepa was sentenced to 80 hours' community work and 18 months supervision for committing an indecency with a goat



http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3154329a11,00.html

[Coyote]

Funny how this thread has changed

[Gen]

You mean her motorbike....right?


Oh no. I ment vibrator.It has it's own wee little motor :kick:

[Gen]

bugger off, stuff the whisky this is just getting interesting...... sorry what was that Gen?

......specially the shiny purple ones :bleh:
Now you are going to wonder if I am in fact serious..... :lol:

[dangerous]

......specially the shiny purple ones :bleh:

I have a shiny red one............................................... .......................................... see its in my avatar :apint:

[Gen]

I have a shiny red one............................................... .......................................... see its in my avatar :apint:

I'll believe it when I see it :moon:

[Ms Piggy]

ummmm.... the Duc is a vibrator


Not compared to a Buell.... ask Stoney

Hmmmmmm - I must take 1 out for a test ride.

[Ms Piggy]

I'll believe it when I see it :moon:
I've been to visit him and I haven't even seen up close.

[ching_ching]

Not compared to a Buell.... ask Stoney


Hmmmmmm - I must take 1 out for a test ride.

Next time you're through givuss a call Cath. You can try mine. I'll just be sure to bring the camera... to record facial expressions whilst you're trying the beast. All conducted for scientific purposes of course. :headbang:

[Ms Piggy]

Next time you're through givuss a call Cath. You can try mine. I'll just be sure to bring the camera... to record facial expressions whilst you're trying the beast.
Will do! :2thumbsup


All conducted for scientific purposes of course. :headbang:
Of course, of course! ;)

[Goddess of Goof]

Hmmmmmm - I must take 1 out for a test ride.


Any sportbike, is a sex toy. MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm

:love:

Goes faster than a hairy goat :whistle: