My name here... (IamCornholio)

[IamCornholio]

is simply 'Cornholio'...

I prefer for the 'C' to be capitalized as that is how I like it. :blink:



I like helping guys out with their pocketbikes and minimotos and will be logging in here regularly to see if I may be of help to anyone working on these sort of bikes.

Very cool site you guys have here IMHO. :yes:

Glad to have found this place guys! Many cool 'smilies' as well... :headbang:




IamCornholio (Lord of the Worm - Master of the Harvest)

[tri boy]

Welcome Cornholio.
Master of the harvest, I think I get.....umm, but Lord of the Worm??
Tequila, Penis ...??:dodge:
Pocket Bike/Pit Bikes seem cool, whats the US scene like?

[Bend-it]

Welcome! Your post makes less sense than ;jnwo, looks like you'll fit right in here!

[IamCornholio]

Thanks for the warm welcome guys!

Here are some pics of my sons' ride... (most guys only get to see the back of it...) :Punk:


I post on other sites as well but have been looking to find a cooler place to hang out. This site you guys have is simply awesome! :yes:


Here is a 'prayer' that I may occasionally pop out when I catch someone giving harmful advice to a fellow pocketbiker:

"The path of the righteous 'Chinese PocketBiker' is beset on all sides by the inequities of the chinese quality and the tyranny of crappy parts. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness and helps him fix his bike WHEN it breaks down... For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost parts... And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers' Chinese Pocketbike. And you will know I am the 'Cornholio' when I lay my vengeance upon you."

I have been sayin' that stuff to Pocketbikers for years. And if you ever heard it, It meant that you got 'schooled'. I never really questioned what it meant. I just thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a Pocketbiker before you 'helped' him learn some stuff and showed him the back of your bike...






Glad to be a member here guys! :yes:

[enigma51]

welcome cornhole yes that is a small c

Sounds to me that your fast fellow realy valentino or even faster

[enigma51]

O yes almost forgot we already have Kornholio yes thats with a capital K

[IamCornholio]

welcome cornhole yes that is a small c

Sounds to me that your fast fellow realy valentino or even faster


Our bike is very slowwww friend. I promise! :yes:

I do not know this 'valentino' fellow you talk about but we do have really good stickers on our bike and that really IS very important...

May I ask why you disrespect me by spelling my name like that friend?



IamCornholio

[enigma51]

I do not know this 'valentino' fellow you talk about but we do have really good


Some asshole from italy I think apparently world famous or something of course not World American Famous cause i mean without Jnr behind your name how can you be famous

Actualy come to think of it should you not be Iamcornhole Jnr or even yes wait for it

Iamcornhole Snr

[IamCornholio]

Damn Enema51...

Your humor skills suck in a big way... :zzzz:

Matches your typing and spelling skills though... :yes:



IamCornholio

[boomer]

his riding sucks even worse bro.

welcome korn dog II jnr; if you ride aanythink like Kornholio Snr then i'm sure you'll fit in :scooter:

[IamCornholio]

Thanks for the welcome Boomer...

Awesome avatar pic you have friend. :yes:

[gijoe1313]

woohoo! I'm getting a couple of little bikes in the near future (like, the end of this month hopefully!) Always glad to hear that someone with know-how and can-do skills is on the job!

:scooter: Welcome to the site and looking forward to discussing problems with my bike(s) when they happen :sweatdrop

[Maha]

Will the real C/Kornholio please stand up!

[McJim]

Thanks for the welcome Boomer...

Awesome avatar pic you have friend. :yes:

Yep - that's really boomer - gave me the learn on SH22 at the weekend (Twisty turny New Zealand road with many technical bits wot scare the bejesus out of you if'n you get yer line wrong) I woz suitable 'umbled.

He has a Gixxer Thou now...git.

Welcome to KB.

[IamCornholio]

woohoo! I'm getting a couple of little bikes in the near future (like, the end of this month hopefully!) Always glad to hear that someone with know-how and can-do skills is on the job!

:scooter: Welcome to the site and looking forward to discussing problems with my bike(s) when they happen :sweatdrop

Simply awesome entertainment for sure Gijoe! :yes:

I bought ours for my son to begin with but I find mysefl 'sneaking' off with the bike whenever I can... :innocent:


I am loving this site you fellas have. :scooter:

[Kornholio]

Got TP for your bunghole??

Hey dude, welcome to the site :)

May your armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.....err Have a good stay :D

[terbang]

Umm err, I'm confused, corn or Korn. Just as well you don't spell it with a capital 'P'.
Welcome.

[IamCornholio]

Got TP for your bunghole??

Hey dude, welcome to the site :)

May your armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.....err Have a good stay :D

VERY VERY COOL!!! :Punk:


You guessed my name absolutely correctly friend! :yes:


I absolutely meant NO disrespect to you or anything that you have to say on this site by using a name that was 'similar' to yours...

This is a 'name' that I have been using on pocketbike forums for a long while now... I like to use a capital 'C' as that tends to make me feel more important at times... :(

A simple 'google' will reveal all friends...


Cornholio... :yes:




Thank you for the welcome Kornholio... I appreciate that for sure...

Nothing but respect from me friend! :yes:


IamCornholio

[Kinje]

Welcome to the madness of KB. Your guna get along just fine :yes:

[imdying]

There's room enough for all the B&B fans :yes:

[wybmadiity]

B&B .... S&M..... You name it, it all happens here.....
Welcome IamCornholio.

[IamCornholio]

You guys are awesome. I appreciate the warm welcome for sure friends! :yes:

The more I look around here at KB, The more 'experts' I find posting up awesome info. Excellent resource you have here at this site for sure...

Glad to be a member! :Punk:

[hedgier1]

Do you ride Big bikes or just ones that fit in a pocket?
Welcome to the site.