Masturbation binge

[jimbo600]

Gotta admire the Aussies. When they do things they go 100%

http://stuff.co.nz/4103247a4560.html

[merv]

Sounds like a never say die attitude alright.

[Mom]

Pity he did not keep it in the bedroom so to speak......not so offensive there :o

"Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct " "

What a dick! :innocent:

[Steam]

Hey this is great! This means I can go around stabbing people, as long as they are doing something "grossly offensive".
She only got nine months parole
Cool! I have a nice knife all ready.

[Paul in NZ]

I have to admit - I read that too and was utterly gobsmacked.... It takes all sorts but - sheesh!

[Hitcher]

So there was some truth after all to the rumour that "Your Daddy's a wanker".

[peasea]

If I thought I'd get nine months, then be immediately released after stabbing someone I'd make a list.

[Steam]

If I thought I'd get nine months...

Not even nine months jail, nine months PAROLE!

[peasea]

Not even nine months jail, nine months PAROLE!


OOPS! My bad, mis-read it. Do I get stabbed for being an illiterate 'wanker'?

[oldrider]

How does the add go?

"So where the bloody hell are yah"!

Over here, too many :tugger: over there! (lol) John.

[peasea]

How does the add go?

"So where the bloody hell are yah"!

Over here, too many :tugger: over there! (lol) John.

Brilliant, now if we can just get that honey to gob us off!

[alexthekidd]

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds.

Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage.

Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

"She just lost it, to put it crudely."

Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.

[Drum]

Fool should know you can't cum when speedin'.

[Romeo]

So the drugged-up sex offender doesn't get any punishment?

And LOL about the "but was again overcome by the urge"...

[Sparky Bills]

Man there are some sick people in this world!

[canarlee]

:woohoo: :niceone: :2thumbsup :clap: :yeah: :thud: :rofl: :killingme :doobey: :yes: now that was funny

[blacksheep]

obviously stabbed him in the wrong place

[Stickchick]

He is lucky that she stabbed him in the shoulder and not somewhere else

[Curious_AJ]

geez... that guy... the drugs... they make you horny...lol..

but asides from that, he should get punished too!!

[kevfromcoro]

shit ..nearlly came and went at the same time.....what a hoot

[Big Dave]

?? What's the big deal - AFAIK they are all wankers in Queensland.

[Skyryder]

Any think that maybe he was just cleaning his knob..............like it needed a good 'scrubber.'

Skyryder