NinjaNanna
22nd June 2007, 12:23
Or should I have re-written?
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am
by the telephone.
"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour
but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex
fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the
entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the
week."
PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"
Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from...
Brutain?..."
PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"
Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?"
PM: "I'll call John Howard - tell hum we need one million condoms; ten
enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll
continue to respect the all blacks!!"
Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She
finds condoms;
10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. With small
writing on each one.........
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie .... Oy Oy Oy
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am
by the telephone.
"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour
but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex
fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the
entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the
week."
PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"
Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from...
Brutain?..."
PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"
Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?"
PM: "I'll call John Howard - tell hum we need one million condoms; ten
enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll
continue to respect the all blacks!!"
Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She
finds condoms;
10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. With small
writing on each one.........
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie .... Oy Oy Oy