This chick is harder to score with than real-life females!

[Brett]

http://jo-jo.net/ariane/dateariane/default.htm

OK, so she may not be real, but if you are any good you could convince her to shag you. So far the best I can do is 7/10. Damn it...I wanna win her over!

Best score at end of June gets bling.

[Colapop]

Got told off by my wife!! I think I got zero!

[98tls]

Fuck it............shes about as exciting as a wet flannel..........

[onearmedbandit]

I was doing well, but it's stuck on me touching her hair. She's offering to do something more physical though :lol: .

[Brett]

WOOOO HOOOO I got her topless and got to play with her titties...How funny. Got a bit to go still though.

[Lias]

I got her into the bedroom but then it gave me a 404 not found error omg!

I found what appears to be the "real" website for it at http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm
Downloadable

[Madness]

Word of warning, don't eat too much Steak.

[Brett]

LMAO - now my wife is hooked on trying to win this chick over...funny.

[The Pastor]

I cant get past dinner damn it, I eat too much then I talk too much WTF

[Ghost_Bullet]

Wow I got this chick to bed, and stayed the night... 10/10... toook a few goes though... you think you can read her, then suddenly she turns on ya...

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm not having much luck, what seems to be the trick? lol

-Indy

[Sniper]

This bitch is going to get raped if she did this in Auckland...

[BarBender]

Fark it - Im going to bed.

[Sniper]

Fuckitt!! Apparently I got her too drunk... So now Im smacked her on the head with that damn poetry book and hid her body in the boot of a rentl car

[sAsLEX]

Well, sorry you have to call it a night, the sex was wonderful.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10. Call me anytime!

[98tls]

Bitch..........thought i had her when we got in the spa pool............:bye: but no

[doc]

Bitch alright I got a one for trying to cop a feel. Sheeel be back.

[sAsLEX]

Bitch..........thought i had her when we got in the spa pool............:bye: but no

what about when you meet her friend in town and they share a bikini in the pool..........

[Biff]

I got plenty of kisses. I didn't go for the grab though- but she did show me her hooters.

Photo evidence requested from those claiming they did better please.

[sAsLEX]

I got plenty of kisses. I didn't go for the grab though - but she did show me her hooters.

Photo evidence requested from those claiming they did better please.

The end was an animation/movie........

[Biff]

Yeah - alright mate.
I just played it again and my CD drive popped open this time, then she asked me to insert my todger. Honest.....

[sAsLEX]

the gif is too large to upload.....


but massage the bum to get some!

[EJT]

Sweet managed to spend the night! Just do the opposite to what your male instinct tells you and you will get there:third:

[doc]

Yeah - alright mate.
I just played it again and my CD drive popped open this time, then she asked me to insert my todger. Honest.....
Well... what happened ?

[u4ea]

I hope you boys are using protection:blip: :lol: :lol: she seems like a real slapper...

[Biff]

Well... what happened ?
Lasers sting. Either that or she has a bad dose of VD. By 'eck my knob was sore afterwards.

[Biff]

I hope you boys are using protection:blip: :lol: :lol: she seems like a real slapper...

I've got virus protection on my PC. Does that count?

[MisterD]

I put a rock station on and she said "woot!".....I don't fancy her anymore....

[007XX]

Boy, that was funny..
Just thought I'd give it a go! you know, just in case I feel like batting for the other team someday...see how I would actually score (or if I'd score at all!)

[sAsLEX]

weird this is the only thread that does give me the little "you have posted in this thread" icon in the new posts page. Anyone else getting this problem? any idea why MODS?

[Trudes]

Boy, that was funny..
Just thought I'd give it a go! you know, just in case I feel like batting for the other team someday...see how I would actually score (or if I'd score at all!)

And what happened?, I only scored a 4, she obviously doesn't like forward types of gals!! lol

[doc]

Dear KB'r,
I'm almost there , my girlfriend wants to make out.
Should I touch her hair
Kiss her
Drink some wine
or go to another room.

If this leads to error 404 page not found again, I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth

[007XX]

And what happened?, I only scored a 4, she obviously doesn't like forward types of gals!! lol

:laugh: weeeell...I don't want to brag, but the lady seemed to be fairly impressed by my determination in making her feel "comfortable"!

I got to get her to take her top off for me :gob: , and as I was just about to take this further:yes: , my boss walked in and wanted to show me something on my PC, so had to log out:angry:

That woman is going to be mine by the end of the day. It has now become a matter of personal pride:soon:

[doc]

Is there and ending to this, it's takin forever to get there.

[Trudes]

:lol: We're having more fun than the guys!!
But I think we have a slight disadvantage that we don't normally have to try and "make anyone feel comfy", it's normally get your gear off before he falls asleep isn't it? hehe
I managed to get her into the bedroom but then made the mistake of walking in on her while she was getting dressed, rude bitch basically told me to piss off!

[Colapop]

woohoo!didn't get much sleep though!

[BarBender]

Cant believe it - I'm back on it this morning.

Get her back home - comes to the bedroom starkers and then tells me to go sleep on the couch!

Maybe she's an afternoon type - will try again then.

[BarBender]

woohoo!didn't get much sleep though!

Bastard :angry: ..................

[Lissa]

Wow.. shes pretty damn hard to please. She must be pmsing.. only got a 4.. and I took her out for dinner, she told me I talk to much! :angry: Was trying to be a gentleman too. Damn Her!

[Brett]

the gif is too large to upload.....


but massage the bum to get some!

You lucky bastard....I cant get past getting her topless!

[Trudes]

Wow.. shes pretty damn hard to please. She must be pmsing.. only got a 4.. and I took her out for dinner, she told me I talk to much! :angry: Was trying to be a gentleman too. Damn Her!

She's a bitch eh!! Frigid cow, I just wanted a little feel!! lol

[Sniper]

Im leaving mine in the boot of the rental car for a couple of days to learn her place

[007XX]

She's a bitch eh!! Frigid cow, I just wanted a little feel!! lol

:killingme :killingme :killingme

[007XX]

Im leaving mine in the boot of the rental car for a couple of days to learn her place

Don't forget a couple of breathing holes...

Oxygen starvation does nothing for the complexion I'm told..

[Sniper]

Don't forget a couple of breathing holes...

Oxygen starvation does nothing for the complexion I'm told..

Fuckit, the way this cow was leading me on, she deserves it.

[Waylander]

third attempt.

EDIT: oops, forgot to tick the nudity box on the attachment. Sorry Cajun.

[007XX]

:bash:
Fuckit, the way this cow was leading me on, she deserves it.

Alright, that's it...I'm with Sniper, I'm going to kill that Biatch!!!

What a bloody moody cow! God knows I took my time, but that is just stoooopid.

Even I would have given in to my moves...:blip:

[hazard02]

Fuck it, no-one in R'totos is this hard to put away.

[imdying]

So what? Now you want us to build a rape simulator? I hear Manhunt 2 is coming out soon :lol:

[hazard02]

So what? Now you want us to build a rape simulator? I hear Manhunt 2 is coming out soon :lol:

$5 says something like this has already come out of Japan.

[imdying]

Heck no, I wouldn't take that bet! There's some seriously freaky stuff to have come out of there!

[Indiana_Jones]

The only time I can get the bitch to strip is when we play truth or dare in the spa lol.

-Indy

[Delerium]

Whos gonna spill the secret. She keeps getting tired and going to bed so I get a 7.

[Indiana_Jones]

I trick I find for dinner is, Compliment, eat, talk, drink.

-Indy

[Delerium]

Bloody hell, how did you do that on the 3rd try waylander

[Darkman]

Blardy hell..she shows me all her stuff, then tells me to fark off...story of my life..7/10

[Panther]

Damn it all, i have spent all day trying to get into the bedroom, every time i get asked the computer goes funny, sigh, or i get one out of ten, I'm so glad I'm not a guy!

[MotoGirl]

I'm so glad I'm not a guy!

I thought we'd have an advantage of this one - picking up a girl and all :innocent: I can only get to 7... :angry:
Hmm, maybe I should just stick to seducing my own hubby?

[98tls]

:angry: thats it i give up.........i reckon shes a rug munching feminist.....

[Colapop]

Damn I'm good! I've had her in the bed, in the Jeep (outside the shop) and in the living room... be nice but not too nice...

[Panther]

I thought we'd have an advantage of this one - picking up a girl and all :innocent: I can only get to 7... :angry:
Hmm, maybe I should just stick to seducing my own hubby?

I'm finding the frustration ever so ironic!
And yet I'm addicted, I just have to get past 1/10.
the best I've had her is her asking me to stay the night, and then the rock paper scissors game just *confuses* the computer. Or maybe the site is crashing due to KB member overload?!

[imdying]

Meh, hacked the site, got the goodies... I got pissed off when the wife beat me.

[Sparky Bills]

Thats got to be one of the most annoying games ever! haha

[Trudes]

be nice but not too nice...

So maybe she is just like a real woman then!!:innocent:
I was trying to be too nice I think, once I figured out that feeling up her boobies after a minute was only getting me kicked out!

[skidMark]

bloodey females...7/10

most women like getting wet, well

um hmmm, another time...

[Colapop]

You're such a bloke Trudes!!

[Lissa]

7/10, but havent got that far with her, thought I was in but I had given her too much alcohol...damn near worked though :D I think I have been too damn nice... going to try a different approach.

[skidMark]

treat em mean keep em keen

[Kendog]

4 out of 10.

Clearly I am out of practice, how does Mrs Kendog put up with me :mellow:

[miSTa]

So close yet so far....

[Colapop]

Just watch what she does (when she's tying to score that chick) and do that - to her...

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://archive.licd.com/strips/20050715.gif">

-Indy

[deanohit]

treat em mean keep em keen

Tried that, didn't work.Got a 1/10 for my trouble.

[Sanx]

Woo hoo - got some in the spa. And no, I can't bloody repeat it. But she can drink more if she eats, and take her to the strip club if you get the chance.

[ozrobo]

i could only get a 7 bt i recommend takin shop get her tits ot and get chcked ot of the shop its all gd

[Steam]

i could only get a 7 bt i recommend takin shop get her tits ot and get chcked ot of the shop its all gd

Leaving out vowels is for when you are texting, not typing on a full-size adult keyboard. It makes you sound like you are 12.
Too young to be playing the seduction game anyway.

[Colapop]

Hahaha funny how the chicks are getting as much of a kick out of this as the guys...

And James please be careful - you become a little Hitcher!

[Steam]

And James please be careful - you become a little Hitcher!
Hitcher is GOD! I want to be like him when I grow up. He's so sexy he'd get 10 out of 10 without even trying clicking the mouse.

[Darkman]

ha..just got her in the back of the jeep at the lookout...she gave me a 9 still...said it was great sex, but thats all..What do you have to do to score a 10?

[Lissa]

ha..just got her in the back of the jeep at the lookout...she gave me a 9 still...said it was great sex, but thats all..What do you have to do to score a 10?
LOL... you must have been playing this game all day!! Still cant manage over a 7! I am thinking too much like a girl me thinks.

[Jantar]

ha..just got her in the back of the jeep at the lookout...she gave me a 9 still...said it was great sex, but thats all..What do you have to do to score a 10?

Don't go to the lookout. :love:


We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.

[LilSel]

I got 1 like... 5times... I give up lol

easier to score chicks in real life:innocent:

[peasea]

Fuck it............shes about as exciting as a wet flannel..........


Flannel, wet, hmmmm

[Indiana_Jones]

I can't do the bitch in the car, she gets scared when someone shouts "look at those titties!"

-Indy

[rossi]

yeeeehhhhaaaaa i got it on :)
on the couch then in bed
i must be good lol

[peasea]

I'm not having much luck, what seems to be the trick? lol

-Indy


A baseball bat!

[MisterD]

I put a rock station on and she said "woot!".....I don't fancy her anymore....

What can I say? I'm a bloke, I gave her a second chance....

[skidMark]

arg i give up, i either get her so drunk she passes out or too sober so that shes not horny enuf. i give up lol

got her top off but after that she got grumpy

[MotoGirl]

She's such a hypocritical cock teaser *sigh*

[cynna]

i read about this a while ago. if you get to the end you will get a nasty virus ...... cyber herpes or something

[Joni]

Hmm.... so we go out, get back to her place, she kisses me goodnight and tells me she had a great time and that I can come back anytime.... end of date. Goodbye.

7 out of 10

God alone knows what you have to do to get her boobies to jiggle like that :D

[kave]

Go to the kitchen at the start, give her two drinks. Take the steak from the kitchen, and give her two wines with it. Three drinks will send her to sleep if she hasn't eaten, but four are fine if she has.
Once you have got 4 drinks down her, take her to the bedroom to get changed into her togs, she will neglect the togs and go skinny dipping. Then take her to the caberet and get her to enter the amateur stripping competition, if you get the order right you can get her to strip down to nothing and masterbate on stage. Once you get her naked she has won the amateur stripshow.
After winning the stripshow the game gets really easy, just make sure she goes easy on the alcohol.

Incidently, if you need to cheat- ALT "left cursor" will take you back to the previous screen.

[kave]

Also, while eating I tend to use the order
Compliment
eat
drink
compliment
drink
talk
If that helps anyone.

[Cajun]

Found this:

1. Introduce yourself
2. Say Something Funny
3. Compliment her outfit, kiss on cheek
4. Say you're over 18
5. Read Poetry
6. Dance Soft Rock
7. Kiss while dancing
8. Go someplace else: Kitchen
9. Drink Wine
10. Grab steaks for dinner

Follow either:

11. Click on back yard table
12. Wait outside as she gets in her bikini
13. Eat, Compliment, Drink, Talk
14. Go for a swim
15. Jump in, swim some more
16. Get out when she says she might get some cramp
17. Get in hot tub
18. Kiss
19. Drink some wine
20. Truth/Dare
21. You, Truth
22. Her, Truth: Ask her is she's ever had sex in the bath tub
23. You, dare. Click to contine
24. Her Dare: Take off top. Help her.
25. You, Dare. Click to continie
26. Her, Dare: Take of panties
27. Frenck Kiss
28. Some wine
29. Massage shoulders
30. Grab breasts
31. Suck nipples
32. Rub back
33. Grab ass
34. Massage pussy
35. Have sex
36. Suggest spending the night
37. Have sex again


And yet another walkthrough, this to bang her on the couch:

Read her some poetry.
Compliment her.
Then kiss her on the cheek.
She'll ask you if you're over 18.
Click radio.
Dance Jazz (do nothing else but dance).
Go into the other room.
Click on the kitchen.
Grab the steaks.
Grab the wine.
Wait for the steaks on the grill.
Compliment her.
Talk to her.
Eat the steaks.
Drink the wine.
Go back in.
Go to the backyard.
Click on the bench.
Get the astronomy question right.
Choose "flash her boobies".
Go back in.
Go on the couch.
Kiss her. (it zooms in)
Kiss her.
Drink some wine.
Touch her hair.
French her.
Massage her back.
Drink some wine.
Caress her breasts.
Take her top off.
Caress her breasts again.
Kiss her nipples.
Rub thigh.
Take pants off
Rub butt, take panties off, etc etc etc.

---
Come of other walk thrus for people

[Indiana_Jones]

Don't lie, you've been playing thid too much lol

-Indy

[Reckless]

God alone knows what you have to do to get her boobies to jiggle like that :D


Oh I could show ya Joni !!!

but I'd sure end up in PD!!!:rofl: :rofl:

Are we allowed to joke with the mods "IM ouda here" :chase:

[Mom]

She's a bitch eh!! Frigid cow, I just wanted a little feel!! lol

Yep what is with that! She apparently likes kissing :yes:


Fuckit, the way this cow was leading me on, she deserves it.

get so far and then get slapped down......grrrrrrrr


She's such a hypocritical cock teaser *sigh*

I could not have said it better myself, I am sticking to playing with someone that appreciates my attention from here on in :love:

[Colapop]

I really like her!! But she's not blonde....

[Indiana_Jones]

I really like her!! But she's not blonde....

I'm blonde :blip:

-Indy

[gijoe1313]

I'm blonde :blip:

-Indy

:sick: :brick: :puke:

[Brett]

HAHAHA nailed her in the hot tub and on the couch...without those cheats either.

[Disco Dan]

TIP: Dont play this game at work when you have no idea how "graphic" it gets.... :shutup: by criky... couldnt close the window quick enough when she stripped off......... *note to self: will play this later* :innocent: hahaha

[deanohit]

Don't lie, you've been playing this too much lol

-Indy

I agree with Indy, Cajun, you've been playing this too much:yes: ,but thanks for the tips, was fun to see just what she did.:Punk:

[gijoe1313]

Righto - next challenge... getting her photographed nekkid on the 4X4 :lol:

[Indiana_Jones]

Righto - next challenge... getting her photographed nekkid on the 4X4 :lol:

that's easy, get the bitch 1/2 drunk and when u take pics just click on her face to lie to her saying how good she looks :yes:

-Indy

[SARGE]

Indy, you couldnt score in a womens prison with a handful of pardons

[Indiana_Jones]

I did manage to trick Paris into it :D

-Indy

[SARGE]

I did manage to trick Paris into it :D

-Indy

wrap your dick in ice ..get to a doctor .. do not pass go ..

[Brian d marge]

un F%()'~'=(=) baleevable , I cant even get a virus from simulated porn

it says it doesnt work with my browser ,,,,

Linux swift fox

DOH

all we got to do was kiss


Stephen

[Cajun]

I agree with Indy, Cajun, you've been playing this too much:yes: ,but thanks for the tips, was fun to see just what she did.:Punk:

Nah i googled for some anwsers dc:<

[deanohit]

Nah i googled for some anwsers dc:<

You cheating bugger, mind you I followed those tips, so I guess I'm in the same boat then with 10/10 sex:Punk: :Punk: :Punk:

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This is what I got this morning when I went to play it, looks like theres been too many people trying to play it. Guess she is like a woman,
Sorry honey, not tonight, I've got a headache.:shutup:

[Skunk]

Try here (http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dateariane/default.htm) then...
or here (http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm#) and download it.

[deanohit]

Try here (http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dateariane/default.htm) then...
or here (http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm#) and download it.

Tried the first one, same thing. Downloaded now anyway.:Punk:

[Reckless]

Tried the first one, same thing. Downloaded now anyway.:Punk:

Ah ha! Downloaded huh Deano! Do you think you've now got her all to yourself do ya!!!
So you can play with her all night long!!

Well I had her first "na na nah, na na nah"

[Waylander]

Bloody hell, how did you do that on the 3rd try waylander
I'm just a smooth operator.

And yet in real life, I'm single.

[jrandom]

And yet in real life, I'm single.

If only real-life women were as stupid, arbitrary and sexually available as that CGI chick, eh?

[Waylander]

If only real-life women were as stupid, arbitrary and sexually available as that CGI chick, eh?
Indeed. But then if it were really that easy in real life would it be as much fun?









Probably.

[gijoe1313]

The scarier thing is before CGI dating games came along, what did guys do before that!? :lol:

.... wait .... I know ....

They had to make CGI dating games since they obviously weren't getting to first base! :shutup:

[deanohit]

The scarier thing is before CGI dating games came along, what did guys do before that!? :lol:

I think this is what they did-:tugger:-or maybe this:buggerd:

[cynna]

The scarier thing is before CGI dating games came along, what did guys do before that!? :lol:

:

well i used to play playboy mansion on the xbox........

[rideNroot]

Too much fun, thanks for the link!

[ozrobo]

its cool steam when you ride a girls bike u gt mr time 2 spell eh

[Big Dave]

I don't get it........I never had any trouble scoring with real females.

[Indiana_Jones]

When I think about my dating sim girl, I touch myself.

I'm all sticky & moist

-Indy

[hazard02]

Whatever floats your boat I guess..