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Keystone19
29th June 2007, 15:44
I have a big box that belongs to SpankMe but it's too big to go on the back of a bike. I can't drive at the moment either. Is there anyone out there who could pick up the box from me in Te Atatu and drop it to SpankMe in Royal Oak?

Much appreciated...:yes:
Ixion
29th June 2007, 16:10
PM sent. Sorted.
Keystone19
29th June 2007, 16:15
PM sent. Sorted.

Yup, thanks Ixion.
sAsLEX
29th June 2007, 17:25
How big is it?
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13285&d=1122342147
ManDownUnder
29th June 2007, 17:36
How big is it?

36DD or I'm not going to bother...
SpankMe
29th June 2007, 21:28
Thanks guys. Box received.
Str8 Jacket
29th June 2007, 21:29
Box received.

*hehehehehehehehe*
Steam
29th June 2007, 21:45
Drugs. Gotta be drugs. He wouldn't pick it up himself.
ManDownUnder
29th June 2007, 21:54
Drugs. Gotta be drugs. He wouldn't pick it up himself.

Or possibly related to the "I have never driven a car ! and I never will !! " statement which I understand to be completely accurate...
Skyryder
29th June 2007, 22:10
Drugs. Gotta be drugs. He wouldn't pick it up himself.


Yea and it wasn't that long ago Spank needed and alibi..Ha Ha. all sounds :dodge:y to me. :2guns:

Skyryder
Skunk
30th June 2007, 12:53
Thanks guys. Box received.Are the contents any use to you?
Ixion
30th June 2007, 13:14
The contents of Mr spankme's "package" are now the subject of international speculation (http://www.sv-portal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=446472&postcount=570). I predict further boxoid activity. Watch this space.

(That thread, in another place, BTW, is worth a read. It's sidesplittingly funny, the sort of thing that used to happen on KB. Unthinkable now, alas)
Donor
30th June 2007, 13:15
I thought about offering to help...

...but the thought of grabbing Spanks package scared the bejeezus out of me...
devnull
30th June 2007, 13:21
The box contained a slide-rule, protractor & compass...

Lucky the police weren't involved - isn't transporting weapons of maths instruction illegal? :D
Skyryder
30th June 2007, 16:19
I heard through the grappa vine that said box was the Dreaded KB Sin Bin.



Skyyrder
kro
30th June 2007, 16:38
Michael Jackson was always good at grabbing his package get him to do it.
Keystone19
30th June 2007, 16:53
Well SpankMe's package was in my rear bedroom for nearly two weeks and didn't explode which was a little disappointing in some ways...but I believe the package is now in it's rightful place...
Macktheknife
30th June 2007, 17:08
Well SpankMe's package was in my rear for nearly two weeks and didn't explode which was a little disappointing in some ways...but I believe the package is now in it's rightful place...

REALLY!!!!!!
Jill I know you said at the pub the other night you have a very accommodating arse but that is going a bit far isn't it!
kevfromcoro
30th June 2007, 17:28
Thanks guys. Box received.

i c u sign your signature in Thai..i can read it...== nong ning ????
xwhatsit
30th June 2007, 18:28
i c u sign your signature in Thai..i can read it...== nong ning ????

<hints id="hah_hints"></hints>That's his pet name (except you got it backwards, it's Ning Nong), mostly used when he does silly things like buy Hondas.
kevfromcoro
30th June 2007, 18:34
<hints id="hah_hints"></hints>That's his pet name (except you got it backwards, it's Ning Nong), mostly used when he does silly things like buy Hondas.

haha..yeah but its written nong ning.
Grahameeboy
30th June 2007, 18:40
I heard through the grappa vine that said box was the Dreaded KB Sin Bin.



Skyyrder

But can they fit Dover, SixPack's egos in a box
SpankMe
2nd July 2007, 00:02
Are the contents any use to you?

I'm sure I or the members can find a use for them. Thanks again Skunk.
Ixion
2nd July 2007, 00:10
Ah-ha. A clue. They are discrete items, numbered not measured. What items, we may ask, would both Mr Spankme, and (unspecified) members find "useful". My money's on blow up dollies. The sort where every oriface vibrates. They are useful. For some members.

Someone should add a poll to this thread.
xwhatsit
2nd July 2007, 12:57
Ah-ha. A clue. They are discrete items, numbered not measured. What items, we may ask, would both Mr Spankme, and (unspecified) members find "useful". My money's on blow up dollies. The sort where every oriface vibrates. They are useful. For some members.

Someone should add a poll to this thread.

<hints id="hah_hints"></hints>How big was the package, Ixion?

KB Clothing. Or patches. Or SpankMe action figures.
Skunk
2nd July 2007, 17:54
About 600x400x400 and lightweight.