Carver's bin! (30 June)

[ZeroIndex]

THIS IS ACTUALLY CARVER NOT ZEROINDEX..... CARVER FORGOT TO SIGN HIMSELF INTO MY KIWIBIKER ACCOUNT!!!
yo n00b's
binned it today, with a pillion!
had my ex on the back after teaching her how to ride, and was heading down t straight at about 60kph with sidewinder on his VTR.
fortunately i was on my NXR..not my "other bike"
we were riding with our elbows crossed over-(basically touching)
my bar hit his hand, so he accelerated and hit the end of my bar, causing a massive counter steer.
the rear slid out fast, and i did my best to correct it, but it was wet, i just dropped, and so did the ex...
i remember hearing the clutch lever snap, and hearing my helmet slide along the ground (chipseal)
a few thoughts went through my head-thank fuck im wearing my nitro! (seen rob's HJC?)
also, thank fuck im wearing a technic leather jacket and not my quasi!
my ex was about as hurt as me, i just helped her up, im glad i hooked her up with some gear for the learning.

the bike was ok, not too bad-thank fuck its a honda dirt bike and not a hyosung!
my body is hurt, but my spirits are not dampened.
its the price you pay for dicking around, and doing stunts.

sidewinder is unfortunately fine.

[cowboyz]

exactly how many times have you hit the ground in the last 12 months?

[skidMark]

so what your saying is you made him crash?.

and now ur ex missus is gunna nurse him back to health

o the pain that must be horrible for him


NOT! lol

[ZeroIndex]

exactly how many times have you hit the ground in the last 12 months?

this is carver, that would be the first one on the road, but i took one off road last year

[mikey]

YADC

IYCRTSYDDIWSEOTB

R

for those that like me think the use of acronym is FUKN ANNOYING

your a dumb cunt

if you cant ride to save yourself dont do it with someone else on the back

retard

[Spyke]

thank fuck im wearing a technic leather jacket and not my quasi!


Aren't quasi's good enough?

[Jantar]

we were riding with our elbows crossed over-(basically touching)
my bar hit his hand, so he accelerated and hit the end of my bar, causing a massive counter steer..

This wasn't an accident. You were both riding in a manner that suggests you were trying to crash. And you succeeded. Well done. Just next time, dont ride like that with a pillion, wait until you are solo. You Idiot.

[skidMark]

pushing limits with pillions is stupidity...i was taking it easy with a pillion once and hit some diesel nearly highside usboth off the bloodey thing.

i'm so fucking careful with pillions.

[Zapf]

Poor Ex... hope she don't get no scars aya bro!

[gijoe1313]

Man, gives me the shivers! :cold: Glad to hear that nobody got too effed up from this incident aye?

Gotta take it easy with the fun stuff when others are involved - alright if it's you and another matey doing it, different kettle of fish when you got a poor innocent pillion along for the ride! (literally!) :sweatdrop

Fools and Horses... wise man say... :yes:

[Shadows]

Don't fucking breed.

[ZeroIndex]

YADC

IYCRTSYDDIWSEOTB

R

for those that like me think the use of acronym is FUKN ANNOYING

your a dumb cunt

if you cant ride to save yourself dont do it with someone else on the back

retard

Have you ever seen Carver ride? If not, then shut up... he's a good rider... yes, they were being silly, but it was still a freak accident since they ride like that a lot...

[ZeroIndex]

pushing limits with pillions is stupidity...i was taking it easy with a pillion once and hit some diesel nearly highside usboth off the bloodey thing.

i'm so fucking careful with pillions.

You should be careful, even without pillions... Me and Carver had a wicked time back on his GS500... I was on the back trying to drag my knee on every corner... it was wicked

[ZeroIndex]

Don't fucking breed.

Yet another perfect example of the Darwin theory.

[skidMark]

THIS IS ACTUALLY CARVER NOT ZEROINDEX..... CARVER FORGOT TO SIGN HIMSELF INTO MY KIWIBIKER ACCOUNT!!!


come again in english guvna? that makes no sense

[kiwifruit]

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[Babelfish]

Carver is a dumbass redneck, quite obviously. :weird: Its not how good someone rides, a monkey with a labotomy can ride fast and hard, but the situational awareness and common sense kicks in somewhere along the evolutional level that Carver is yet to attain.

That you rode like that on the road makes you a cunt sir, that you rode like that with a pillion makes you a completely selfish cunt and they are the worst kind. :finger:

I hope I dont see you on a ride, and if I do, I'll avoid you like the plague unless you've grown up by then.

[Kickaha]

Have you ever seen Carver ride? If not, then shut up... he's a good rider... yes, they were being silly, but it was still a freak accident since they ride like that a lot...


Regardless of whether any of us have seen him ride , if he was doing dumb shit with a pillion on the back and rides like that a lot then he is not a good rider

[onearmedbandit]

Have you ever seen Carver ride? If not, then shut up... he's a good rider... yes, they were being silly, but it was still a freak accident since they ride like that a lot...


Freak accident my arse.

[ZeroIndex]

come again in english guvna? that makes no sense

shutup mark... Carver showed up at my place and posted his bin thread, and after he clicked the post button, I asked him if he knew he was still on my account... he then thought for a second, and then realised that he hadn't signed in...

[ZeroIndex]

Freak accident my arse.

Freak accident like last years MotoGP when first lap first corner one of the Ducati's did a REALLY BIG stoppie... not freak accident as in it was completely unexpected...

I'm not saying Carver is an idiot rider, I'm just saying he should ride a bit more responsibly... I think the funniest thing about this crash, they had just made up a n00b training video... Although at this stage I'm starting to not think very highly of this video, and it will probably be advisable to do everything but watch it...

[ZeroIndex]

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I'm sorry Kiwifruit... I don't follow the Octo-environmentalist

[Virago]

I'm sorry Kiwifruit... I don't follow the Octo-environmentalist

Erm, I think you'll find that's its a SQUID. I think also Kiwifruit is making a valid point - or do you guys need that spelt out for you as well?

[s8306]

shutup mark... Carver showed up at my place and posted his bin thread, and after he clicked the post button, I asked him if he knew he was still on my account... he then thought for a second, and then realised that he hadn't signed in...

He is capable of a thought then?.By the nature of his "accident" one would assume that highly unlikely.

[Virago]

Have you ever seen Carver ride? If not, then shut up... he's a good rider... yes, they were being silly, but it was still a freak accident since they ride like that a lot...

Good rider? Freak accident?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

My biggest worries are:

1) We have to share the same roads as these guys;

2) They think they are so shit-hot, and they want to teach others "how to ride".

Meanwhile, the list of people that I would never ride with gets longer.........

[Babelfish]

Erm, I think you'll find that's its a SQUID. I think also Kiwifruit is making a valid point - or do you guys need that spelt out for you as well?

Yeah I think they do, these guys are a fucking menace and you can only hope they grow up before ending up fucking one of us, or a cager, up.

To relate this to a moto gp freak accident is fucking moronic. You all need a fucking slap, and considering this accident was posted (I'd be hiding in shame and reconsidering whether I should be sharing breath with other earth dwellers) I think the only slap hard enough will be one of your mates shuffling off their mortal coil.

Good luck cocksuckers.

[mikey]

Have you ever seen Carver ride? If not, then shut up... he's a good rider... yes, they were being silly, but it was still a freak accident since they ride like that a lot...

NO I HAVENT

I DID NOT EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS

I GOT ON MY COMPUTER AND READ

" I WAS BEING A DUMBASS, WITH MY EX ON THE BACK, AND CRASHED"

freak accident cause they ridfe like that a lot? what the fuck, are you intellectually challeneged as well?

[Sanx]

NO I HAVENT

I DID NOT EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS

I GOT ON MY COMPUTER AND READ

" I WAS BEING A DUMBASS, WITH MY EX ON THE BACK, AND CRASHED"

freak accident cause they ridfe like that a lot? what the fuck, are you intellectually challeneged as well?

Nicely put.

[inlinefour]

THIS IS ACTUALLY CARVER NOT ZEROINDEX..... CARVER FORGOT TO SIGN HIMSELF INTO MY KIWIBIKER ACCOUNT!!!
yo n00b's
binned it today, with a pillion!
had my ex on the back after teaching her how to ride, and was heading down t straight at about 60kph with sidewinder on his VTR.
fortunately i was on my NXR..not my "other bike"
we were riding with our elbows crossed over-(basically touching)
my bar hit his hand, so he accelerated and hit the end of my bar, causing a massive counter steer.
the rear slid out fast, and i did my best to correct it, but it was wet, i just dropped, and so did the ex...
i remember hearing the clutch lever snap, and hearing my helmet slide along the ground (chipseal)
a few thoughts went through my head-thank fuck im wearing my nitro! (seen rob's HJC?)
also, thank fuck im wearing a technic leather jacket and not my quasi!
my ex was about as hurt as me, i just helped her up, im glad i hooked her up with some gear for the learning.

the bike was ok, not too bad-thank fuck its a honda dirt bike and not a hyosung!
my body is hurt, but my spirits are not dampened.
its the price you pay for dicking around, and doing stunts.

sidewinder is unfortunately fine.

Part of riding really, if you ride hard enough you'll eventually bin. Such is life and if you can just get back on and suss out where you went wrong. Allways a bugger when you have someone else ont he back, guess its a case of Murphy's Law...

[ZeroIndex]

Erm, I think you'll find that's its a SQUID. I think also Kiwifruit is making a valid point - or do you guys need that spelt out for you as well?

Ahhhh... squid I understand... thankyou for that :zzzz:

[ZeroIndex]

Good rider? Freak accident?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

My biggest worries are:

1) We have to share the same roads as these guys;

2) They think they are so shit-hot, and they want to teach others "how to ride".

Meanwhile, the list of people that I would never ride with gets longer.........

Don't see what your problem is... you're in Dunedin and he isn't... and it's not like I used Good rider and Freak accident in the same sentence anyway :Punk:

[Virago]

.....and it's not like I used Good rider and Freak accident in the same sentence anyway :Punk:

Neither did I - what's your point?:zzzz:

[ZeroIndex]

Neither did I - what's your point?:zzzz:

No point... it's just all rainy outside, and that means I can't do any stunt practice :bye:

[ZeroIndex]

Yeah I think they do, these guys are a fucking menace and you can only hope they grow up before ending up fucking one of us, or a cager, up.

To relate this to a moto gp freak accident is fucking moronic. You all need a fucking slap, and considering this accident was posted (I'd be hiding in shame and reconsidering whether I should be sharing breath with other earth dwellers) I think the only slap hard enough will be one of your mates shuffling off their mortal coil.

Good luck cocksuckers.

You can just stay in Wellywood away from this dangerous rider then, can't you? Here's a fun video about riding closely together... enjoy :)

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[Babelfish]

You can just stay in Wellywood away from this dangerous rider then, can't you? Here's a fun video about riding closely together... enjoy :)



I'd prefer to see the one in the future that shows you and your mates split apart and spread across the road. Idolising that shit just represents how much a bunch of losers you and your homo mates are. Its bad enough that I have to painfully wade trough the usual spew you write on this site without having to see and read this particular drivel.

Cocksuckers.

I apologise in advance for anyone offended by my direct attack on this prick and his neanderthal cocksucker freak mates, but the context and evidence displayed in this thread warrants it imho.

[ZeroIndex]

I'd prefer to see the one in the future that shows you and your mates split apart and spread across the road. Idolising that shit just represents how much a bunch of losers you and your homo mates are. Its bad enough that I have to painfully wade trough the usual spew you write on this site without having to see and read this particular drivel.

Cocksuckers.

I apologise in advance for anyone offended by my direct attack on this prick and his neanderthal cocksucker freak mates, but the context and evidence displayed in this thread warrants it imho.

Ok, temporary biker: Brent Jarnell... still can't quite understand what your problem is... you never screwed around on that bike of yours?

And I think there's definitely a problem in hoping for us to die... fuck up

[Babelfish]

Ok, temporary biker: Brent Jarnell... still can't quite understand what your problem is... you never screwed around on that bike of yours?

And I think there's definitely a problem in hoping for us to die... fuck up

I dont hope anything like that, but the way you are going, you are heading for an inevitable end. I'd just prefer it happen sooner so you dont influnce other riders via this site with doing stupid shit on the open road. If you were doing this on a closed road/track/closed car pard it'd be different, but you blatantly have no issue doing this and promoting it on open roads. Somewhere along the way you missed some important lessons, but dont worry, they arent far away. We'll see how public you want it when it happens.

Fuck you very much.

[Jantar]

Calm down, please, both of you. Argue the merits or otherwise of safe riding, but don't start getting abusive. :mellow:

[ZeroIndex]

I dont hope anything like that, but the way you are going, you are heading for an inevitable end. I'd just prefer it happen sooner so you dont influnce other riders via this site with doing stupid shit on the open road. If you were doing this on a closed road/track/closed car pard it'd be different, but you blatantly have no issue doing this and promoting it on open roads. Somewhere along the way you missed some important lessons, but dont worry, they arent far away. We'll see how public you want it when it happens.

Fuck you very much.

The wheelie at the end is me in a closed car park, so I hope there isn't any problems with that?

Can you please find out where a closed road is somewhere in Hamilton as I'd definitely prefer to keep out of the publics way...

I didn't miss any lessons... I'm just from South Africa, and I'm quite proud that I made it all the way to New Zealand without becoming a useless road statistic on South African soil... NZ roads are a lot safer and quiter :)

Have a good evening... no hard feelings?

[TKDSKIP]

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Anyone now whose singing in this clip, it sounds sweet.

[ZeroIndex]

Anyone now whose singing in this clip, it sounds sweet.

It's from Roadrunner United - All-Star Collection... very good album...

Track #10: "No Way Out" – 3:27

Daryl Palumbo, vocals(Glassjaw,Head Automatica)
Matt Baumbach, guitar, bass(ex-Vision of Disorder)
Joey Jordison, drums, bass (Slipknot, Murderdolls)
Junkie XL, programming, synths

Yes, that's right: Joey Jordison from Slipknot actually wrote this beautiful song, and Daryl Palumbo from Head Automatica (remember the song: Beating Heart Baby?) Well, that's who's singing...

[TKDSKIP]

Too much, thanks. Will have to find some of their tunes.:Punk:

[cowboyz]

1. why are you doing this in town?
2. why are you doing this on public roads?
3. why are you promoting this as a "how to ride"?
4. why are you videoing such an embarassing wheelie?

[ZeroIndex]

1. why are you doing this in town?
2. why are you doing this on public roads?
3. why are you promoting this as a "how to ride"?
4. why are you videoing such an embarassing wheelie?

1. It isn't in town... it's on Te Rapa straight with the rest of the boy-racers... we fit in nicely, cause we don't use our brains much either.
2. We haven't found any decent non-public roads
3. I'm not promoting this "how to ride" video... advertising on the subject will be done when the video is released, no further comments.
4. I'm a n00b and still learning how to do wheelies. would you care to teach me?

[cowboyz]

1. I am from Hamilton and Te Rapa straight where you took this video IS in town. It has been noted that you dont use your brain.

2. Try going out the back where just fairings is. Or out the back by stewart alexander. Some long QUIET striaghts out there where no one goes. But then that would hardly feed your ego cause no one will be able to see you will they?

3. I really hope that you are not trying to make money out of this. If so, keep your day job.

4. I am not inclined to teach you anything. You have red repped me before for my opinion. I get the strong idea that if we ever met IRL we would not get on.

[ZeroIndex]

1. I am from Hamilton and Te Rapa straight where you took this video IS in town. It has been noted that you dont use your brain.

2. Try going out the back where just fairings is. Or out the back by stewart alexander. Some long QUIET striaghts out there where no one goes. But then that would hardly feed your ego cause no one will be able to see you will they?

3. I really hope that you are not trying to make money out of this. If so, keep your day job.

4. I am not inclined to teach you anything. You have red repped me before for my opinion. I get the strong idea that if we ever met IRL we would not get on.

1. Te Rapa straight is 6km from town centre... me and a guy on an R6 did some pretty cool wheelies through town centre a couple weeks ago on a Friday night...

2. There aren't any lights out that way at night. Hence why we choose lit roads.

3. I am bludging off the government at present, so thankyou for your tax-deductible donations

4. I have red-repped several people that I get on with...

[COP_B8]

1. Te Rapa straight is 6km from town centre... me and a guy on an R6 did some pretty cool wheelies through town centre a couple weeks ago on a Friday night...

2. There aren't any lights out that way at night. Hence why we choose lit roads.

3. I am bludging off the government at present, so thankyou for your tax-deductible donations

4. I have red-repped several people that I get on with...

When you crash, can you at least make sure you do it properly! As much as it annoys me that fuckwits like you have the money to buy bikes and cruise around doing dumb shit when you dont even have the motivation to get a job (I assume when you state so proudly that you are bludging off the government that you mean you are on the dole, either that or studying but given your posts and video i cant see that is the case), as it is painful enough seeing my tax dollars go to people like you id rather not see the government waste more money on your ACC bills should you survive the accident you WILL have.

[Virago]

When you crash, can you at least make sure you do it properly! As much as it annoys me that fuckwits like you have the money to buy bikes and cruise around doing dumb shit when you dont even have the motivation to get a job (I assume when you state so proudly that you are bludging off the government that you mean you are on the dole, either that or studying but given your posts and video i cant see that is the case), as it is painful enough seeing my tax dollars go to people like you id rather not see the government waste more money on your ACC bills should you survive the accident you WILL have.

Check this thread....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=51915

[ZeroIndex]

Check this thread....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=51915

Thanks Virago, I was about to point him in that direction, but you saved me the trouble. Green rep sent :)

[COP_B8]

and you wonder why the cops are "harrassing" you and trying to give you tickets....... possibly wheelies in carparks and transferring passengers between motorbikes then posting the videos on a public forum.....:brick:

[ZeroIndex]

and you wonder why the cops are "harrassing" you and trying to give you tickets....... possibly wheelies in carparks and transferring passengers between motorbikes then posting the videos on a public forum.....:brick:

But it's not like I ride around drunk in a Tuxedo is it? :yes:

[COP_B8]

You obviously dont have style then do you!

yeah I learnt from it, obviously you aint capable of doing the same!

[ZeroIndex]

You obviously dont have style then do you!

yeah I learnt from it, obviously you aint capable of doing the same!

I'm done with this shit... pointless arguing with a motorcycle drunkard... I'm into stunting, not riding around drunk...

[s8306]

I'm done with this shit... pointless arguing with a motorcycle drunkard... I'm into stunting, not riding around drunk...

From what i,ve read so far,it would appear that you dont have enough brain cells to kill of to get drunk.Grow up mate FFS.

[ZeroIndex]

From what i,ve read so far,it would appear that you dont have enough brain cells to kill of to get drunk.Grow up mate FFS.

Oooh, and here comes the big cruiser rider... *quivers in fear* :angry:

[Joni]

Jantar has made a request that this thread cleans up... I have also made requests via pm...

So: First and final yellow card.

Any more and the thread is delegated to pd and locked.

[ZeroIndex]

Jantar has made a request that this thread cleans up... I have also made requests via pm...

So: First and final yellow card.

Any more and the thread is delegated to pd and locked.

Ok, that sounds fair. Thanks for the warning

[DMNTD]

I understand completely the buzz in having some fun on a bike,in a car or whatever but ffs guys...do it out of sight at least.

I was thinking about setting up a pool to collect money to send y'all "up the parlour"...never know,it might help




You should be careful, even without pillions... Me and Carver had a wicked time back on his GS500... I was on the back trying to drag my knee on every corner... it was wicked
Do you read your posts before submitting them?




I hope I don't see you on a ride, and if I do, I'll avoid you like the plague unless you've grown up by then.
....I concur




Oooh, and here comes the big cruiser rider... *quivers in fear* :angry:
Be careful as to how you manage such comments mate,NZ is a VERY small place.
I've met you a few times now Rob and you aren't a tough or capable lad....at all. No this wasn't a threat either...a simple fact.

Feel free to red rep me...in person :sunny:

[N4CR]

no i havent

i did not even know who he was

i got on my computer and read

" i was being a *******, with my ex on the back, and crashed"

freak accident cause they ridfe like that a lot? what the ****, are you intellectually challeneged as well?

i'm offering you honorary winjanite membership, you seem to be be what we are looking for. welcome!

edit: texmo and me own you for riding close. in more ways than one ^_~ :lol:

[ZeroIndex]

I understand completely the buzz in having some fun on a bike,in a car or whatever but ffs guys...do it out of sight at least.

I was thinking about setting up a pool to collect money to send y'all "up the parlour"...never know,it might help




Do you read your posts before submitting them?



....I concur




Be careful as to how you manage such comments mate,NZ is a VERY small place.
I've met you a few times now Rob and you aren't a tough or capable lad....at all. No this wasn't a threat either...a simple fact.

Feel free to red rep me...in person :sunny:




see PM from me... thanks

[ZeroIndex]

i'm offering you honorary winjanite membership, you seem to be be what we are looking for. welcome!

edit: texmo and me own you for riding close. in more ways than one ^_~ :lol:

Yeah, he reminded me a bit of WINJA

[s8306]

Oooh, and here comes the big cruiser rider... *quivers in fear* :angry:

It,s called advice Zero, but it,s obvious your comment has proved my point.

[ZeroIndex]

From what i,ve read so far,it would appear that you dont have enough brain cells to kill of to get drunk.Grow up mate FFS.


It,s called advice Zero, but it,s obvious your comment has proved my point.

Sorry, but to me, advice would be: I'm sure you're having fun, but please try keep it safe. There are enough accidents without people trying to do clever stuff on their bikes.

Sorry if I came back a bit abusive, but saying I don't have any brain cells and then calling that advice... doesn't seem to make any sense... no hard feelings?

*And to all other KB readers that have had to put up with these crappy posts by me, I apologise... have a good day...

[carver]

hey guys....good to be back with my good friends the kiwi biker crew...
i guess its the ol "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" kinda thing..
i thought i would let all you concerned members like temp BJ know that i am making a speedy recovery.
also sidewinder now goes out with my ex...all happy endings eh?
if anything this has stiffened my resolve to perfect what i do, therefore lessening the chance of a crash...
making bacon
carver

[ZeroIndex]

hey guys....good to be back with my good friends the kiwi biker crew...
i guess its the ol "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" kinda thing..
i thought i would let all you concerned members like temp BJ know that i am making a speedy recovery.
also sidewinder now goes out with my ex...all happy endings eh?
if anything this has stiffened my resolve to perfect what i do, therefore lessening the chance of a crash...
making bacon
carver

Good to have you back :)
Glad you're getting that new helmet sorted out... the Nitro has seen better days. Good luck at perfecting 'what you do' and if there is anything I can do to help, let me know :p

[s8306]

Sorry, but to me, advice would be: I'm sure you're having fun, but please try keep it safe. There are enough accidents without people trying to do clever stuff on their bikes.

Sorry if I came back a bit abusive, but saying I don't have any brain cells and then calling that advice... doesn't seem to make any sense... no hard feelings?

*And to all other KB readers that have had to put up with these crappy posts by me, I apologise... have a good day...

Holy shit,:gob:this has gone beyond laughable.Good luck in the future.

[carver]

Holy shit,:gob:this has gone beyond laughable.Good luck in the future.

holy shit, go back to the cruisers thread THEN.

[s8306]

holy shit, go back to the cruisers thread THEN.

I will, but only if you and Zero promise to keep posting there also, it,s just so easy taking the piss mate.

[Brett]

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edit: texmo and me own you for riding close. in more ways than one ^_~ :lol:

I don't think I want to ask about that..sounds...deliverance like:dodge:

[carver]

I will, but only if you and Zero promise to keep posting there also, it,s just so easy taking the piss mate.

haha..ok dude..
when in pain from a bin its hard to see the funny side of it.

"where are you going"

"BACK"

"back where?"

"back to the cruiser forums!"

[s8306]

haha..ok dude..
when in pain from a bin its hard to see the funny side of it.

"where are you going"

"BACK"

"back where?"

"back to the cruiser forums!"

Dont ever change Carver.:laugh:

[carver]

Dont ever change Carver.:laugh:

well, i did leave a nice trail of arguments there-such is the rainy day when riding becomes less enjoyable.

[FROSTY]

Carver--I don't know you too well dude.I read your start post on this thread with utter disbelief.
Call me an old bastard if ya like but listen dude --If you continue riding that close together you WILL have an accident
You got off relatively lightly this time -the next one could be a shit load worse.

[ZeroIndex]

well, i did leave a nice trail of arguments there-such is the rainy day when riding becomes less enjoyable.

Nice signature... was it something I said?
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[mikey]

carver im really concerned about your antics on a motorcycle and fear for my own personal safety. i have reported them to the police. the video, your login, your ip address and all sorts of other suff i made up. i would hate to see you end up dead. or worse alive in a hospital. or even worse you alive and some chic in hospital that made the mistake of getting on a bike with you.

[ZeroIndex]

carver im really concerned about your antics on a motorcycle and fear for my own personal safety. i have reported them to the police. the video, your login, your ip address and all sorts of other suff i made up. i would hate to see you end up dead. or worse alive in a hospital. or even worse you alive and some chic in hospital that made the mistake of getting on a bike with you.

Yes, have a go at Carver... I'm just a regular stunter... none of this riding close-together shit... YAY!!! I'm not unpopular anymore :yes:

[mikey]

no your a pre amateur shit ass stunter.

[ZeroIndex]

no your a pre amateur shit ass stunter.
no need to get nasty... I'm having a go, what more do you want?

[ZeroIndex]

These guys are pretty good stunters
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[cowboyz]

thats quite good.

Takes a bit of skill unlike putting a big arse rear sprocket on and revving the nuts off your bike till the front lifts 2 inches for 10m and calling it a wheelie.

[driftn]

NO I HAVENT

I DID NOT EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS

I GOT ON MY COMPUTER AND READ

" I WAS BEING A DUMBASS, WITH MY EX ON THE BACK, AND CRASHED"

freak accident cause they ridfe like that a lot? what the fuck, are you intellectually challeneged as well?

Well said son.

[ZeroIndex]

thats quite good.

Takes a bit of skill unlike putting a big arse rear sprocket on and revving the nuts off your bike till the front lifts 2 inches for 10m and calling it a wheelie.

Let's not compare dick sizes ok? I'm sure you're more than capable of doing wheelies on that ZX9R, while I'm still learning on an ancient 400 that was difficult to clutch up in 1st (and somehow all 2 inches of one of my pathetic little wheelies managed to scrape up the tail light; fortunately I didn't crash, not that you'd care by the sounds of it)...

[Brett]

Let's not compare dick sizes ok? I'm sure you're more than capable of doing wheelies on that ZX9R, while I'm still learning on an ancient 400 that was difficult to clutch up in 1st (and somehow all 2 inches of one of my pathetic little wheelies managed to scrape up the tail light; fortunately I didn't crash, not that you'd care by the sounds of it)...

I dont think it was that you were practising some stunting that has got you offside with many people, rather I think it is your attitude, or perhaps your percieved attitude that has made you both targets for grief.

It is onething to practise your stunting (and in my opinion a large carpark with no one to hurt was a good place to start), but it is another all together to broadcast some of the stupid crap you are doing on the net and then get all defensive and arguementative when you are picked up on it, the female pillion being a case in point, and swapping pillions while moving on a public road being another (and that is NOT a stunt!)

There is a time and a place for everything, and you can almost get away with saying anything, the key is in HOW you say it.

You have given some rough responses to some of the more respected members here (and to be fair we don't know how they were dealt with, ie you may have dealt with them very well via PM, we are unable to judge) but it would be a good idea to take what they are saying on-board for analysis rather than getting offended by it.

Over and out.

[ZeroIndex]

I dont think it was that you were practising some stunting that has got you offside with many people, rather I think it is your attitude, or perhaps your percieved attitude that has made you both targets for grief.

It is onething to practise your stunting (and in my opinion a large carpark with no one to hurt was a good place to start), but it is another all together to broadcast some of the stupid crap you are doing on the net and then get all defensive and arguementative when you are picked up on it, the female pillion being a case in point, and swapping pillions while moving on a public road being another (and that is NOT a stunt!)

There is a time and a place for everything, and you can almost get away with saying anything, the key is in HOW you say it.

You have given some rough responses to some of the more respected members here (and to be fair we don't know how they were dealt with, ie you may have dealt with them very well via PM, we are unable to judge) but it would be a good idea to take what they are saying on-board for analysis rather than getting offended by it.

Over and out.
See PM ...
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[driftn]

Let's not compare dick sizes ok? I'm sure you're more than capable of doing wheelies on that ZX9R, while I'm still learning on an ancient 400 that was difficult to clutch up in 1st (and somehow all 2 inches of one of my pathetic little wheelies managed to scrape up the tail light; fortunately I didn't crash, not that you'd care by the sounds of it)...

Ya know i would quite like to see this so called tail light scraping with out out crashing thing (or breaking it). I my self think that if you could perform such a wheelie then you have a picture of you doing so as your profile picture would you not?.

BELL END.

[ZeroIndex]

Ya know i would quite like to see this so called tail light scraping with out out crashing thing (or breaking it). I my self think that if you could perform such a wheelie then you have a picture of you doing so as your profile picture would you not?.

BELL END.
First of all why the name calling? Second of all, maybe I can, and maybe I can't, but if Carver found out how to work a camera properly, I'm sure we'd all be a lot happier?

[Mom]

Fingers in ears time children..........:yes:

GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pathetic display of testosterone from all of you...........no comment on the riding dick headedness........that goes without saying really........have met some of you, you have the makings of wonderful men........GROW UP! PLEASE!

:love: Mom

[Virago]

Yes, have a go at Carver... I'm just a regular stunter...

The Reverend Spooner would actually describe you both as Cunning Stunters...

[ZeroIndex]

The Reverend Spooner would actually describe you both as Cunning Stunters...
Hmmm... fair enough... calling us Cunning Stunters is a fair bit better than being called a bunch of stunning............ :shutup:

Ps. Who's the Reverend Spooner? Sounds like a top bloke!

[carver]

carver im really concerned about your antics on a motorcycle and fear for my own personal safety. i have reported them to the police. the video, your login, your ip address and all sorts of other suff i made up. i would hate to see you end up dead. or worse alive in a hospital. or even worse you alive and some chic in hospital that made the mistake of getting on a bike with you.

mikey, im really concerned about your profile on dating websites and have reported it to "rainbow youth"

oh, that chic gets back on with me this weekend, and the rider training continues on the same bike...

[Rashika]

mikey, im really concerned about your profile on dating websites and have reported it to "rainbow youth"

oh, that chic gets back on with me this weekend, and the rider training continues on the same bike...

ah well, guess she doesn't need any sympathy for what may follow then... Hope you all have good gear at the very least.
how do you do rider training on the same bike?

[98tls]

Stuntings cool.........a bit like pimples though,you grow outta them.Dont fuck about when you have someone on the back though eh.....that sucks.

[ZeroIndex]

Stuntings cool.........a bit like pimples though,you grow outta them.Dont fuck about when you have someone on the back though eh.....that sucks.
Please can you explain Christian Pfeiffer to me... yeah, I know he knows what he's doing a lot more than us n00bs, but I doubt he's gonna 'grow out' of stunting...

[98tls]

Please can you explain Christian Pfeiffer to me... yeah, I know he knows what he's doing a lot more than us n00bs, but I doubt he's gonna 'grow out' of stunting... Hopefully not.......hes brillant........."explain Christan Pfeiffer to me" simple, hes a legend your a pimple...........

[ZeroIndex]

Hopefully not.......hes brillant........."explain Christan Pfeiffer to me" simple, hes a legend your a pimple...........
Pimple? At least I didn't drop my bike in front of people on a big group ride

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[98tls]

But I didn't drop my bike in front of people on a big group ride
Good try fella..........thing is thats not me...nor is it my bike.......have a look were i am from...other end of the country...i do know who that bike belongs to and yea hes a member on this forum and a hell of a top bloke by the way.......but not me.....funny thing is earlier today i got a pm from your mate telling me he met me on said group ride...i politely told him the same.....the guy in the pic is TLDV8 from Auckland.........hell oamaru to up your way would be a hell of a group ride. Have a look at my profile pic.........you will see many differences between that TLS and mine..........

[98tls]

And what the hell you are...........

[ZeroIndex]

My bad... they look the same...
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[Rashika]

fkn classic... you are famous now 98TLS, get from oamaru to dorkers in 2 second flat :yes: thats gotta be a record!

[dangerous]

My bad... they look the same...

hahahaha... farking HA, ohhhhhhh... nice clutch cover :Punk:

[98tls]

fkn classic... you are famous now 98TLS, get from oamaru to dorkers in 2 second flat :yes: thats gotta be a record! Told ya at otematata i was fast...........:Punk:by the way Zero you may want to delete the photo with TLDV8s rego number...pretty obvious really......knowing him as i do i promise you he dosent suffer fools lightly......

[98tls]

hahahaha... farking HA, ohhhhhhh... nice clutch cover :Punk: Yea TLDs ones nice.........i like mine better........

[kiwifruit]

lmao @ zeroindex :P

[ZeroIndex]

Told ya at otematata i was fast...........:Punk:by the way Zero you may want to delete the photo with TLDV8s rego number...pretty obvious really......knowing him as i do i promise you he dosent suffer fools lightly......
There are my leet skills (photo edited)... now to go take pictures of the underside of my tank cover so I can get some advice on the best way to kick it in :rockon:

[ZeroIndex]

lmao zeroindex :P
Some places I even get paid as formal entertainment :first:

[chanceyy]

Some places I even get paid as formal entertainment :first:

dunno why :sick:

[TLDV8]

Good try fella..........thing is thats not me...nor is it my bike.......have a look were i am from...other end of the country...i do know who that bike belongs to and yea hes a member on this forum and a hell of a top bloke by the way.......but not me.....funny thing is earlier today i got a pm from your mate telling me he met me on said group ride...i politely told him the same.....the guy in the pic is TLDV8 from Auckland.........hell oamaru to up your way would be a hell of a group ride. Have a look at my profile pic.........you will see many differences between that TLS and mine..........

Cheer's.Mike :niceone: Indeed those were some skills,when you have no neutral light it pays to watch that last bit as you let the clutch out and find it is still in gear and the bike falls over :doh: :laugh: I wasn't to worried it came done on the bar end on the curb.
To top it off it was a 250/Newbie ride from Hamilton so legal speeds all day then get pinged doing 123kmh on the way back to Auckland.
The rash was already there from the slide down the road on the Mercer/22 turn off corner in the wet. :third:
It doesn't really matter how long you have been riding,$hit happens,sometimes it is self inflicted.

ZeroIndex ,those are great pic's,any more ? i don't really have many pics of the TL.
I am trying to remember who the young guy was who had a short spin up the road on it on that ride.

[ZeroIndex]

Cheer's.Mike :niceone: Indeed those were some skills,when you have no neutral light it pays to watch that last bit as you let the clutch out and find it is still in gear and the bike falls over :doh: :laugh: I wasn't to worried it came done on the bar end on the curb.
To top it off it was a 250/Newbie ride from Hamilton so legal speeds all day then get pinged doing 123kmh on the way back to Auckland.
The rash was already there from the slide down the road on the Mercer/22 turn off corner in the wet. :third:
It doesn't really matter how long you have been riding,$hit happens,sometimes it is self inflicted.

ZeroIndex ,those are great pic's,any more ? i don't really have many pics of the TL.
I am trying to remember who the young guy was who had a short spin up the road on it on that ride.
Here ya go... final pic is that little squid that you let ride your bike... I think he just got his license back...
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[98tls]

:gob:les.........your a braver man than me...........on ya:yes:

[chanceyy]

:gob:les.........your a braver man than me...........on ya:yes:

but I thought you was really really brave ... :shutup::shutup::shutup::shutup: or is it all an illusion :lol:

[ZeroIndex]

:gob:les.........your a braver man than me...........on ya:yes:
Definitely a brave man... not even I would let Sayam5 (the muppet in the blue FFM helmet) ride my GPX, and that bike was a piece of shit...

[Sidewinder]

dont be mean to my mate carver!!!

i bined it last nite while i was pissed! so i went to the pub for some more.

oh yea i crashed like 200meters from the chicks place that carver crashed with. well i was just leaving her place and carver was be:rockon::gob::love::love::love::love:hind me lol

[ZeroIndex]

dont be mean to my mate carver!!!

i bined it last nite while i was pissed! so i went to the pub for some more.

oh yea i crashed like 200meters from the chicks place that carver crashed with. well i was just leaving her place and carver was be:rockon::gob::love::love::love::love:hind me lol
YOU SQUID :bash:..... you shouldn't be anywhere near your bike when you've been drinking... thank God that you didn't involve some poor bystander...

[carver]

dont be mean to my mate carver!!!

i bined it last nite while i was pissed! so i went to the pub for some more.

oh yea i crashed like 200meters from the chicks place that carver crashed with. well i was just leaving her place and carver was be:rockon::gob::love::love::love::love:hind me lol

i hope that nice CBR is ok!

[ZeroIndex]

i hope that nice CBR is ok!
F4i's need a bigger rear sprockets, crash cages and a wheelie bar to be of any real use... (fairing optional).... and polished tail for extra BLING!!! :love:

[carver]

F4i's need a bigger rear sprockets, crash cages and a wheelie bar to be of any real use... (fairing optional).... and polished tail for extra BLING!!! :love:

i would disagree..
sidewinder finds his one very usefull!

[ZeroIndex]

i would disagree..
sidewinder finds his one very usefull!
Sidewinder is about as useful as....... um..... apehangers on a ZX-14...
RED REP ME FOR THAT SIDEWINDER!!! :killingme p/t

[Sidewinder]

i would disagree..
sidewinder finds his one very usefull!


yea i took my lower fairing off and put crash knobs on it so it was ok didnt have to fix my bike at all....

oh yea carver it was nice of our work to give us a big bar tap the other night we
were so pissed when we rode home, it was great!!!!

[ZeroIndex]

yea i took my lower fairing off and put crash knobs on it so it was ok didnt have to fix my bike at all....

oh yea carver it was nice of our work to give us a big bar tap the other night we
were so pissed when we rode home, it was great!!!!
You silly n00bs... riding around drunk as a chook is a bad thing...

[samwp]

. . . I am trying to remember who the young guy was who had a short spin up the road on it on that ride.

me! and I will never forget that ride up the road, words cannot describe the joy I experienced in those few seconds.

Thanks


Pimple? At least I didn't drop my bike in front of people on a big group ride



Definitely a brave man... not even I would let Sayam5 (the muppet in the blue FFM helmet) ride my GPX, and that bike was a piece of shit...

Rob with underhanded comments like these I surprised you have any mates.

[ZeroIndex]

Rob with underhanded comments like these I surprised you have any mates.

Have you read the entire thread? It did in its entirety get a bit heated...
BTW: Congrats on getting your license back... see you on the road