Stupid TV presenter quotes

[marty]

I'll start here: TV1 news last night - in Valencia:

'I think they'll struggle now to win 3 races in a row, consecutively'

[yod]

anything and everything that comes out of the mouth of either Hamish McKay or John Macbeth

[Oakie]

Err, Murray Mexted anyone....?

[Edbear]

Nobody could top Murray Walker! He was a legend in F1 commentary!

[onearmedbandit]

The guy who des MotoGP. So many, one that stands out was 'he is now 22/10ths of a second faster.

And I think the guy who does the pit report on MotoGp was quoted as saying in response to a question about the tyres a certain rider was using, "he had a hard on in the morning, and I think he's still got a hard on now".

[Str8 Jacket]

And I think the guy who does the pit report on MotoGp was quoted as saying in response to a question about the tyres a certain rider was using, "he had a hard on in the morning, and I think he's still got a hard on now".

Not sure who said it, but ive heard it and its fuckin funny!!

[Mom]

Err, Murray Mexted anyone....?

That and the Bruce Betham comment from Mr Tasker.........you know you never know how it will turn out :stupid:

[spookytooth]

during aus ver england leauge test "the only way the english team can win here is to score more points than aus "If only there coach had figured that out first

[Panther]

What about that guy on P who 'presents' Deal or No Deal?
You can tell he's thinking about how many days hes been up for and what crossword he's gonna do next when he gets home.

[s8306]

anything and everything that comes out of the mouth of either Hamish McKay or John Macbeth

Add Peter Montgomary to that list.

[pzkpfw]

TV3 News: "The school was a violent breeding ground."

[Maha]

''Once out in the open, they'll be far easier to see''.....:yes:

[Pussy]

Err, Murray Mexted anyone....?
If you crossed Murray Mexted with James Dean you would end up with Rebel Without a Clue

[hellnback]

This morning on MoreFM....

"... wife gave birth to a 2-year old son ..."

[sunhuntin]

radio weather [as it was pissing down] "there is still rain on the forecast"

hmmmm, ya think!

[gijoe1313]

Or the classic variation of this line ... "..now deceased and had no comment on the matter" (okay taken out of context, but still funny as heck! :lol:)

[Steam]

In countless TV interviews of a murder victim's family: "How did you feel?"

[Swoop]

This morning on MoronFM....

Yup. There you have it.

[BuFfY]

Err, Murray Mexted anyone....?

I went out with his nephew! :)

But yeah he is always good for a laugh

[eliot-ness]

Keith Quinn at the start of a match. "The All Blacks have 15 men in their team. South Africa have the same"
UK. politician. "Most of Britain's teenagers are under the age of twenty"
Another UK. politician after negotiations with France for entry into the Common Market. "We have offered 850 million pounds, but we are prepared to give more.".... (Not the world's best negotiator)

[MSTRS]

That American female anchor who turned to her co-anchor (male) asking "Where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" (the forecast snow never happened)

[peasea]

Nobody could top Murray Walker! He was a legend in F1 commentary!

You're not wrong, check these out!


"Anything happens in Grand Prix racing and it usually does"

"Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place"

"As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th"

"I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem"

"He is shedding buckets of adrenalin in that car"

"It's raining and the track is wet"

"...and he's lost both right front tyres"



On ya Murray, you're the best.

[bane]

On ya Murray, you're the best.


"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"

"...and HERE COMES DAMON HILL IN THE WILLIAMS!!!!.....this car is absolutely unique!....except for the one behind it....which is exactly the same..."

"I should imagine that the conditions in the cockpit are unimaginable!"

"I've no idea what Eddie Irvine's orders are, but he's following them superlatively well."

"There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire."

"I make no apologies for their absence. I'm sorry they're not here."

"Even in five years' time, he (Coulthard) will still be four years younger than Damon Hill."

"It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way"

[peasea]

That American female anchor who turned to her co-anchor (male) asking "Where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" (the forecast snow never happened)

I saw an interview with Jesse James on 60 Minutes. The dumb broad who was interviewing him said "why do your motorcycles need to do one hundred and forty miles per hour?"

Already pissed off with her stupid questions, he replied;

"What if I'm late?"

Brill.

[Biff]

Two infamous sport related quotes. And I paraphrase...


During a middle distance athletics race:

"And ...... opens his legs and shows the crowd what he's made of."



And and old quote made during some random snooker championship:

".. for the benefit of those viewers watching on a black and white TV, the yellow ball is being the pink"

[Edbear]

Some more from Murray Walker...

"This is an interesting circuit because it has inclines, and not just up, but down as well."

"Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is."

"This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been"

"And the first five places are filled by five different cars."

"...the lead is now 6.9 seconds. In fact it's just under 7 seconds"

"Tambay's hopes , which were nil before, are absolutely zero now."

"And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race"