dasser
4th July 2007, 08:16
How are they going to move their van ?
see photo below...
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Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.
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A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger. He said ' try rubbing toilet paper between your tits, it's worked for your arse '.
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My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it's a real shame cause he' s a really good vet.
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Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much, it scared the s**t out of me. So today I decided I 'm never reading again.
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Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's ' I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off..... 'You better jack off, I've got a headache' .
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Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
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It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5 kilometres a day when she was 60. Today sh 's 97 and we don 't know where the fuck she is!
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Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks ' do you have reservations? The bride answers 'Yes, I won' t take it up the arse' !
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Stay Vertical ....dasser :scooter:
see photo below...
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Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.
___________
A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger. He said ' try rubbing toilet paper between your tits, it's worked for your arse '.
___________
My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it's a real shame cause he' s a really good vet.
__________
Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much, it scared the s**t out of me. So today I decided I 'm never reading again.
_________
Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's ' I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off..... 'You better jack off, I've got a headache' .
___________
Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
__________
It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5 kilometres a day when she was 60. Today sh 's 97 and we don 't know where the fuck she is!
_________
Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks ' do you have reservations? The bride answers 'Yes, I won' t take it up the arse' !
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Stay Vertical ....dasser :scooter: