Conquiztador
4th July 2007, 20:05
He has an ostrich and a cat with him.
He says to the bartender: "I have a JD, the ostrich is having one too and the cat too."
The cat says: "I'm not paying".
The bartender is one of those who has seen everything so he does not even blink, just serves the trio.
The guy says: "How much is that?"
The bartender replies: "$21."
The guy puts his hand in the pocket and pulls out the $21.
The trio finishes their drinks and the guy says:
"Can we have one more round, but please add a jar of salted peanuts."
The cat says: "I'm not paying."
The bartender provides the order without blinking.
The guy asks: "How much is that?"
The bartender replies: "$24.50."
The guy puts his hand inside the pocket and pulls out the right amount again.
Once more the trio drinks up and the guy says to the bartender:
"Can we have one more round, but swap the cat's JD for a beer."
"I'm not paying", the cat says.
Tha bartender puts the order on the bar and says to the guy:
"That makes $20."
The guy once again puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out the paymet.
"Sorry", says the bartender. "But I am just amazed that you can put your hand in your pocket and each time pull out the exact amount that is required. How does that work?"
"Well", says the guy. "Last night I went for a walk in to the forest and there I found this little faery stuck under a fallen tree. I pulled the tree of her and she was so pleased she gave me three wishes. And I wished for never to have to worry about money again in my life".
"Right", says the bartender. "What's the story with the ostrich and the cat then?"
"My other two wishes", says the guy, "was for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy..."
He says to the bartender: "I have a JD, the ostrich is having one too and the cat too."
The cat says: "I'm not paying".
The bartender is one of those who has seen everything so he does not even blink, just serves the trio.
The guy says: "How much is that?"
The bartender replies: "$21."
The guy puts his hand in the pocket and pulls out the $21.
The trio finishes their drinks and the guy says:
"Can we have one more round, but please add a jar of salted peanuts."
The cat says: "I'm not paying."
The bartender provides the order without blinking.
The guy asks: "How much is that?"
The bartender replies: "$24.50."
The guy puts his hand inside the pocket and pulls out the right amount again.
Once more the trio drinks up and the guy says to the bartender:
"Can we have one more round, but swap the cat's JD for a beer."
"I'm not paying", the cat says.
Tha bartender puts the order on the bar and says to the guy:
"That makes $20."
The guy once again puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out the paymet.
"Sorry", says the bartender. "But I am just amazed that you can put your hand in your pocket and each time pull out the exact amount that is required. How does that work?"
"Well", says the guy. "Last night I went for a walk in to the forest and there I found this little faery stuck under a fallen tree. I pulled the tree of her and she was so pleased she gave me three wishes. And I wished for never to have to worry about money again in my life".
"Right", says the bartender. "What's the story with the ostrich and the cat then?"
"My other two wishes", says the guy, "was for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy..."