The rant thread...

[kneescraper]

I need to vent some anger....what better place to do it then amongst my brethren.

I hate people that think they are above all else, ohhh I scratched your petrol tank on your Iveco truck....ohhh no. Fuck sake, you cant even tell.....jesus christ, you stupid self centered peice of shit!!! If your upset I'm fitting GPS units to your truck to track you, stop being a dis-honest peice of shit and do your fucken job right. Dont blame me for you being a doppy dick.

Ahh I feel so much better....

This is the vent thread...vent all your worrys and anger here....go on you all have built up anger!

[chanceyy]

well glad you got that off ya chest there mate ... its not good to bottle it all in ;)

[98tls]

What the fuck....................pamela wont swallow..........pisses me off,hey..you asked.

[skelstar]

Jebus...where do I start?

[Kittyhawk]

My rant "I wish I could get a decent nights sleep!"

[Virago]

What pisses me off is people who post rants that are beyond comprehension...:blink:

[boomer]

i like butterflies however right now i'm desperate for a dump

[janno]

What pisses me off is people who post rants that are beyond comprehension...:blink:

What pisses me off is people who complain about people who post rants that are beyond comprehension . . . :dodge:

Now we need someone to continue the chain.

[skelstar]

You know what pisses me off, The Kendogs.

They think they are soo cool with their movie star smiles and flash bikes! Bling this, bling that!

Grrr....


Hee hee

[Virago]

i like butterflies however right now i'm desperate for a dump

I did one a few minutes ago. Don't you hate splash-back? Especially in really cold weather...

Toilet skidmarks. Why don't people check after they've been?

Mind you, if you get to the skidmarks within a few minutes you can quite literally "piss them off".

(Or I am the only one that does that?)

[Madness]

People that openly flaunt their toileting habits give me the shits.

[007XX]

Hi kneescraper...good call!

What pisses me off the most: People judging me before getting to know me....:angry:

I'm only half as crazy as they think I am! honnest...:innocent:

[Virago]

People that openly flaunt their toileting habits give me the shits.

So that is shits (plural)? How many exactly?

[kiwifruit]

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

[inlinefour]

The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!! :devil2::moon:

[Madness]

So that is shits (plural)? How many exactly?

One big one, Type 7 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_shits)

[Virago]

The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!! :devil2::moon:

Hahaha! Good on you!

What gets me is the number of people who get a Disabled Parking Permit for the strangest things. I know someone who got one for - wait for it - Carpel Tunnel Syndrome!

I wonder if I can get one for an ingrown toenail?

[inlinefour]

Hahaha! Good on you!

What gets me is the number of people who get a Disabled Parking Permit for the strangest things. I know someone who got one for - wait for it - Carpel Tunnel Syndrome!

I wonder if I can get one for an ingrown toenail?

Thats like asking for the permit for being a retard, same as the carpe tunnel shit...

[Grahameeboy]

The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!! :devil2::moon:

Yep....Kiwi's are the worst offenders in the world......they are testing mobility spaces painted in blue background at mo....I have blocked people in before and just told them I will be back when I am back.

Typical response, I was only a few minutes.....they are the ATM Cripples.......

Looking at sign....so must be blind so I guess they qualify.

or "but there is a space next to me"....

I have a tick box leaflet I just stick under wipers with a bit about how bad drivers in NZ are.

Welcome..

[Virago]

The Carpel Tunnel application was approved on the basis that the person "couldn't carry shopping bags very far". Completely frivolous as far as I'm concerned - people like that tie up the parks that are needed by genuinely disabled people!

[janno]

The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!! :devil2::moon:

Ooooh, you're terrible, Muriel . . .

(Muriel's Wedding, in case you're wondering).

Good effin job, I say. :Punk:

[Grahameeboy]

Thats like asking for the permit for being a retard, same as the carpe tunnel shit...

CPS.....geeze...it affects the hands/wrists.............

Even worse I think is those who drive their mobility card holder relative to the shops, park in a mobility park, leave their relative in the car and go to the shops.....talk about abuse.......at least the normal offenders are just ignorant or don't care........

[inlinefour]

CPS.....geeze...it affects the hands/wrists.............

Even worse I think is those who drive their mobility card holder relative to the shops, park in a mobility park, leave their relative in the car and go to the shops.....talk about abuse.......at least the normal offenders are just ignorant or don't care........

Have a masti and build up the muscles... :shit:

[Mom]

Have a masti and build up the muscles... :shit:

I once used a friends permit to park in a disabled park. I was taking her to a clinic at the hospital, she insisted that we drive around looking for somewhere else to park, because she was not "that sick". We ended up in a permited space.............she died a couple of months later, she was "that sick"

Never thought to park the bastards in! That may well be my new way of expressing my displeasure in future...:yes:

[inlinefour]

I once used a friends permit to park in a disabled park. I was taking her to a clinic at the hospital, she insisted that we drive around looking for somewhere else to park, because she was not "that sick". We ended up in a permited space.............she died a couple of months later, she was "that sick"

Never thought to park the bastards in! That may well be my new way of expressing my displeasure in future...:yes:

I think that one of the main problems in society is that too many bastards just think of themselves and whats good for them, screw anybody else. Ya see it almost everywhere ya go these days and I even see it here at times on kiwibiker. Sadly I do not think that there is any quick fix, unlike the gubbermint. However boxing some tard and calling them a retard tends to help, especially when I point out that I'm disabled but not a retard like them. Its truely amazing how often I get away with that line. The only ones who get upset are the ones spitting the dummy because the truth hurts.

[Beemer]

I need to vent some anger....what better place to do it then amongst my brethren.

I hate people that think they are above all else, ohhh I scratched your petrol tank on your Iveco truck....ohhh no. Fuck sake, you cant even tell.....jesus christ, you stupid self centered peice of shit!!! If your upset I'm fitting GPS units to your truck to track you, stop being a dis-honest peice of shit and do your fucken job right. Dont blame me for you being a doppy dick.

Um, did YOU scratch the petrol tank on an IVECO or did someone scratch the petrol tank on YOUR truck? If it is the latter, you have my sympathies. If it is the former, you don't get any sympathy! Do you know how much pride truckies have in their trucks and how much money they are worth? It's the same if someone scratches the petrol tank on your bike.

Very confusing post - I don't know whether to bling you for being upset at having YOUR petrol tank scratched or kick your arse because you scratched someone else's tank! Please clarify!

[SARGE]

Hi kneescraper...good call!

What pisses me off the most: People judging me before getting to know me....:angry:

I'm only half as crazy as they think I am! honnest...:innocent:

im twice as crazy as everyone thinks i am .. it averages out

[007XX]

im twice as crazy as everyone thinks i am .. it averages out

Sweeeeet!! I think we'll get along just fine...:laugh:

[SARGE]

Sweeeeet!! I think we'll get along just fine...:laugh:



im clearly anti-social.. im the bastard at the party that sits in the corner with his MP3 player and Oakley's on and hogs the whiskey

[007XX]

im clearly anti-social.. im the bastard at the party that sits in the corner with his MP3 player and Oakley's on and hogs the whiskey

You (disturbingly) sound a lot like that voice in my head...:wacko:

Are you my conscience???:laugh:

[SARGE]

You (disturbingly) sound a lot like that voice in my head...:wacko:

Are you my conscience???:laugh:

never met one of those .. wouldnt know how to act if i did :shutup:

[Sniper]

im clearly anti-social.. im the bastard at the party that sits in the corner with his MP3 player and Oakley's on and hogs the whiskey

Glad to hear Im not the only one that does that...

[SARGE]

Glad to hear Im not the only one that does that...

think its a Military thing ..1000 yard stare, one word response, facial tic..

[Morcs]

I have Jock itch.

I hope this helps.

[kneescraper]

Haha, narr I didn't scratch it but got blamed for it. You cant tell its scratched, however the person is upset because of other reasons...there for blaming me which isnt very nice at all.

Sould have been clear, wiskey blurs my vison sometimes :)


Um, did YOU scratch the petrol tank on an IVECO or did someone scratch the petrol tank on YOUR truck? If it is the latter, you have my sympathies. If it is the former, you don't get any sympathy! Do you know how much pride truckies have in their trucks and how much money they are worth? It's the same if someone scratches the petrol tank on your bike.

Very confusing post - I don't know whether to bling you for being upset at having YOUR petrol tank scratched or kick your arse because you scratched someone else's tank! Please clarify!

[Patrick]

The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!! :devil2::moon:

Great stuff... I don't issue many parking tickets ever, but this one I will any time... Call me!!! I need the quotas....

[SARGE]

Great stuff... I don't issue many parking tickets ever, but this one I will any time... Call me!!! I need the quotas....

i just snip the valve stems off their tires ..pays to carry a pair of wire cutters .. then i scratch DOUCHEBAG in their trunk lid with my keys


cunts

[avgas]

Why the hell does my leg bloody hurt if i have no pin in it???? WTF?
f the govt, f acc, f the guy that hit me, f the employers who never gave me a chance, f recruitment agencies, f people with rich parents, f the flu, f cancer
f team NZ for fing up
f the ird
f's sake

[rwh]

Why the hell does my leg bloody hurt if i have no pin in it???? WTF?
f the govt, f acc, f the guy that hit me, f the employers who never gave me a chance, f recruitment agencies, f people with rich parents, f the flu, f cancer
f team NZ for fing up
f the ird
f's sake

Come on, surely at least one of those deserves at least an e? :dodge:

Richard

[inlinefour]

Great stuff... I don't issue many parking tickets ever, but this one I will any time... Call me!!! I need the quotas....

If ya PM me your cellphone number I'll ring you first. Be a good way to earn ya quota and I'm sure hitting these tards financially will hurt them just as much. Although if they are still there I guess a tow truck can still be called after the ticket has been issued? :mellow:

[Kittyhawk]

The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!! :devil2::moon:

HEHE Awesome!


I have Jock itch.

I hope this helps.

Two quesitons here :WHOSE IS IT ?!
: ARE YOU SURE ITS YOURS ?!
: DID YOU SHAVE ?
Disclaimer
Sorry single briancell can not count!

[Disco Dan]

Sorry single briancell can not count!

Saving the last "duracell" ? :innocent:

and morcs... try an STD check.... :shutup:

[Morcs]

Two quesitons here :WHOSE IS IT ?!
: ARE YOU SURE ITS YOURS ?!
: DID YOU SHAVE ?
Disclaimer
Sorry single briancell can not count!


Saving the last "duracell" ? :innocent:

and morcs... try an STD check.... :shutup:

Nah its just bog standard jock itch. I looked it up - common cause is irritation caused by wearing tight boxers - funny that, lhain just bought me 3 pairs a week ago which ive been wearing...

[Disco Dan]

Nah its just bog standard jock itch. I looked it up - common cause is irritation caused by wearing tight boxers - funny that, lhain just bought me 3 pairs a week ago which ive been wearing...

she didnt put curry powder in them for a laugh then? ;)

[Kittyhawk]

Nah its just bog standard jock itch. I looked it up - common cause is irritation caused by wearing tight boxers - funny that, lhain just bought me 3 pairs a week ago which ive been wearing...

So let me guess, you are wearing all 3 on top of eachother and havent changed them at all????

If they are too tight, you sure they aren't chicks ones?!

[Disco Dan]

you sure they aren't chicks ones?!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Biff]

To Sky television:

I pay for the programs, I don't pay for fucking adverts. Get rid of them. Bastards.

[Patrick]

i just snip the valve stems off their tires ..pays to carry a pair of wire cutters .. then i scratch DOUCHEBAG in their trunk lid with my keys


cunts

nah... all the CTV cameras around these days, I would get sprung...

[SARGE]

nah... all the CTV cameras around these days, I would get sprung...

same with the Speed cameras .. it was a big bastard on a blue and white bike .


like how many of THOSE are around ..?.

[Kittyhawk]

I must be nuts, Skidmark is going to be my flat mate!

Im going to corrupt the poor bastard!

[Patrick]

same with the Speed cameras .. it was a big bastard on a blue and white bike .


like how many of THOSE are around ..?.

Yeah, that'll be Dallas...

[SARGE]

Yeah, that'll be Dallas...

or the 9000 GSXR's roaming Auckland

[Patrick]

or the 9000 GSXR's roaming Auckland

Nah, they are usually skinny little runts... big bastards narrows it down to one...

[Sniper]

Breaking a wrist, AGAIN

[Mom]

Great stuff... I don't issue many parking tickets ever, but this one I will any time... Call me!!! I need the quotas....

Quick question here, I once complained bitterly about people parking in disabled parks outside out Post shop, or whatever guise it operates under now. I was told nothing could be done as it was a private carpark?


If ya PM me your cellphone number I'll ring you first. Be a good way to earn ya quota and I'm sure hitting these tards financially will hurt them just as much. Although if they are still there I guess a tow truck can still be called after the ticket has been issued? :mellow:

I would suggest removing the vavles from their tyres :innocent: but then they are stuck where they shouldn't be. Public humiliation is probably a better option. Make your call to Patrick, then sit behind them till he arrives. If they happen to get there before him just sit tight and berate them noisily for their selfish attitudes. :yes:

[Morcs]

I must be nuts, Skidmark is going to be my flat mate!

Im going to corrupt the poor bastard!

:laugh:

Poor you... hows he gonna pay rent, run his car, pay for the zxr engine, pay for the zxr, and get his vfr finished?

:lol:

[ynot slow]

The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!! :devil2::moon:

Good call agree holeheartedly.My ma in law has had knee surgery and we told her to apply for parking sticker for disabled,great for her to shop close and then you get idiots using them because it's raining.

Also when I had radiotherapy at Palmy hospital the oncology dept would give you a blue card to place on the dash,theory was you could park close to doors by oncology dept,couple of times cars would just park in the spaces,one lady got pissed off one day and parked behind an illegally parked car.They both came out at similar time,lady in wrong park started to bitch about some silly cunt parking and blocking her in.
Lady who had just taken friend in for treatment replied,it's two cunts and which unit were you in,did you forget your card?Last we saw was an embarressed lady muttering to herself,just as towtruck operator came to tow the car away.Seems a nurse noticed no card on dash.

[Virago]

Good call agree holeheartedly...

With a hole in your heart, you probably qualify for a disability parking permit...:dodge:

[Patrick]

Quick question here, I once complained bitterly about people parking in disabled parks outside out Post shop, or whatever guise it operates under now. I was told nothing could be done as it was a private carpark?

Public parking means public road. Parking outside Postshop wouild also be public place/road? Disabled parking spaces have to have the wheelchair symbol pained on the road and a sign... from memory, $40 fine. Unsure about towage...

If they happen to get there before him just sit tight and berate them noisily for their selfish attitudes. :yes:

Make it loud so EVERYONE looks at the able bodied tosser nicking your parking place... He/She aint going to do much about it but accept the ticket just so they can get the hell out of there...

[Kittyhawk]

:laugh:

Poor you... hows he gonna pay rent, run his car, pay for the zxr engine, pay for the zxr, and get his vfr finished?

:lol:

Lol Dont care as long as I get paid.

He turned up with stuff in his car so I started to move everything out of the spare room....He played playstation then left! I yelled out the window "whats up" took one look at me and drove off in a hurry....I rang and left a message on his cell but havent heard from him since.

No one fucks around with this Kitty! He had his chance.

[Morcs]

:shit:

ah well...

[idb]

F**king balloons!!!!

[Virago]

F**king balloons!!!!

Interesting hobby - never tried it myself. Still, if you're desperate for something to go down on you...:dodge:

[BuFfY]

I hate it how some men feel that they need to make their woman feel completely and utterly subordinate. How they think that even though their woman does absolutely everything for them and has been there for them through absolutely everything they feel that they can still shit on them whenever the hell the like, because what they are going through is more important than anything else that is going on.
How they keep them because they make them feel that noone else will ever want them, that they are too fat, or too nagging, or anything else they can throw at them. But then they make them laugh a few times and show they do indeed actually have a heart, which makes the poor woman not want to leave the absolute cunt.
Love does strange things to people. And it is the most upsetting thing for anyone to see when someone they love so much (make that two people) are being treated so absolutely badly yet are too scared to leave the horrible men they are with because they have had it embedded into their heads they will never find anyone else and they will be alone forever.

That is so much more scaring and harmful than a fist

[Kittyhawk]

Its different when a dom meets a dom

[Riff Raff]

I hate when a courier drops off a package containing your new credit card, and some opportunist (probably someone going through all the stuff we put out for the inorganic rubbish collection) steals it and then uses it. Bah bloody humbug.

[inlinefour]

I must be nuts, Skidmark is going to be my flat mate!

Im going to corrupt the poor bastard!

If he pisses you off/rips you off/does the dirty a drive up to AKL might be in order. Hear that Mark? You better behave and not do anything to upset Kittyhawk. :love:

Update: Mark, you owe the lady an apology, please don't make me come up and get it.

[Mom]

I must be nuts, Skidmark is going to be my flat mate!

Im going to corrupt the poor bastard!

Please dont corrupt him Mistress Kitty.........he is bad enough as he is.....nah not really he is a sweetie, in a "cheeky little shit kinda way"


If he pisses you off/rips you off/does the dirty a drive up to AKL might be in order. Hear that Mark? You better behave and not do anything to upset Kittyhawk. :love:

Mate you would have to get in the que if there was any problems, there wont be!!! eh Marky?

[inlinefour]

Mate you would have to get in the que if there was any problems, there wont be!!! eh Marky?

I have no problem running everyone over just to get the first shot (and the 2nd, 3rd, 4th...) in...:innocent:

[Kittyhawk]

Thanks guys...I still havent heard from him.

I have too many other things to worry about than some prick who cant make up his mind.

Im over it. Have moved on.

[janno]

I hate it how some men feel that they need to make their woman feel completely and utterly subordinate. How they think that even though their woman does absolutely everything for them and has been there for them through absolutely everything they feel that they can still shit on them whenever the hell the like, because what they are going through is more important than anything else that is going on.
How they keep them because they make them feel that noone else will ever want them, that they are too fat, or too nagging, or anything else they can throw at them. But then they make them laugh a few times and show they do indeed actually have a heart, which makes the poor woman not want to leave the absolute cunt.
Love does strange things to people. And it is the most upsetting thing for anyone to see when someone they love so much (make that two people) are being treated so absolutely badly yet are too scared to leave the horrible men they are with because they have had it embedded into their heads they will never find anyone else and they will be alone forever.

That is so much more scaring and harmful than a fist


Men don't have the exclusive rights on this horrible sort of behaviour. Plenty of women do it too - they should all be rounded up and put on an island with each other. I just don't get the whole "I feel better by making you feel worthless" shit. Don't get it at all . . . :mellow:

[bert_is_evil]

Why do people always assume because you're female you ride a scooter!! AAAHHggggg that pisses me off!

[Goblin]

Hypocritical behaviour pisses me off no end!:angry: People who say they dont like certian behavoiurs then turn around and do exactly what they just said they hate! :nono: