View Full Version : So what's your virginity worth?
Hitcher
6th July 2007, 09:42
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4117409a4560.html
I'm thinking that mine's probably worth about $25,000. Now I just need to remember where I left it...
SARGE
6th July 2007, 09:57
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4117409a4560.html
I'm thinking that mine's probably worth about $25,000. Now I just need to remember where I left it...
Antique Virginity?.. get the compressor out and blow the dust and cobwebs off man .
_Gina_
6th July 2007, 10:02
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4117409a4560.html
I'm thinking that mine's probably worth about $25,000. Now I just need to remember where I left it...
You could try arse virginity or have you lost that too???
:dodge:
bistard
6th July 2007, 10:03
Antique Virginity?.. get the compressor out and blow the dust and cobwebs off man .
Antique,Mate,I would almost go as far as "Prehistoric"
ManDownUnder
6th July 2007, 10:03
Well that's one way to do it I guess...
And she's going to do it Thursday... I expect Thurday night.. UK time so... that's probably about now!
SARGE
6th July 2007, 10:04
You could try arse virginity or have you lost that too???
:dodge:
BLING AWARDED
NinjaNanna
6th July 2007, 10:14
Slippery Slope for this young girl !!!!!
Probably end up as a prositute for real, and regret the day she even found that website.
KATWYN
6th July 2007, 10:20
The male that pays $25,000 to her, will never know if he has paid for the "genuine article" or not, he only has her word for it...
Whynot
6th July 2007, 10:25
seems like a waste of money to me ...... there are plently of cheaper hookers out there. :innocent:
ManDownUnder
6th July 2007, 10:28
You could try arse virginity or have you lost that too???
:dodge:
LOL... was that a rhetorical question (coz I'd love to know the rhetorical answer...)
sugilite
6th July 2007, 11:06
4 kids and trip to the vet for a cheap operation :yes:
007XX
6th July 2007, 11:12
The male that pays $25,000 to her, will never know if he has paid for the "genuine article" or not, he only has her word for it...
Really???:shit: I thought you coud tell for sure???:sherlock:
Mine's priceless:innocent:...or was...oh fuck it! you know what I mean....:rofl::doh:
Riff Raff
6th July 2007, 11:12
If someone finds my virginity could you give it back. I could really do with that kind of money.
Oakie
6th July 2007, 11:14
Hmm. From somewhere in my deep dark past I seem to remember a young lady saying "I've lost my virginity but I've still got the box that it came in"
Hitcher
6th July 2007, 11:25
It sounds like a Virginity Sniffer Squad is needed.
Mine was last seen somewhere in a dingy student flat in Palmerston North...
Patrick
6th July 2007, 11:34
Probably end up as a prositute for real, and regret the day she even found that website.
Got someone to pay her for a root... hmmmmm.... sounds like a Prostitute???
ManDownUnder
6th July 2007, 11:38
Really???:shit: I thought you coud tell for sure???:sherlock:
Yeah till Doc Holliwood started his hymen restoration surgical practice (I kid you not)...
From http://www.wellnesskliniek.com/E_plastic_surgery/E_genital_surgery.htm
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top align=left bgColor=#990066><TD>Hymen Repair Surgery</TD><TD align=right> </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top align=left><TD>Simple Repair</TD><TD align=right>1800 €</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top align=left><TD>Alloplant reconstruction</TD><TD align=right>2100 €</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top align=left><TD>Hymen reconstruction</TD><TD align=right>2100 €</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top align=left><TD>Vaginal flap reconstruction</TD><TD align=right>2475 €</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
007XX
6th July 2007, 11:43
Yeah till Doc Holliwood started his hymen restoration surgical practice (I kid you not)...
Bugger that!!!:brick::gob:
It was hard enough getting rid of the bloody thing in the first place!!!:laugh:
But have to pay for it as well...I don't think so:rofl:
janno
6th July 2007, 11:48
Virginity, schmerginity, what a load of overrated crap.
I reckon a woman has lost her virginity when she first has an orgasm with a partner, as opposed to DIY.
Have yet to meet a woman who had that happen the first time they had sex, although I'm sure they're out there . . .
007XX
6th July 2007, 11:52
Virginity, schmerginity, what a load of overrated crap.
I reckon a woman has lost her virginity when she first has an orgasm with a partner, as opposed to DIY.
Have yet to meet a woman who had that happen the first time they had sex, although I'm sure they're out there . . .
BLING WELL DESERVED sent
ManDownUnder
6th July 2007, 11:54
Virginity, schmerginity, what a load of overrated crap.
I reckon a woman has lost her virginity when she first has an orgasm with a partner, as opposed to DIY.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That post is one in a million. Never have I seen so much truth in so few words.
Loved it!
SARGE
6th July 2007, 12:02
If someone finds my virginity could you give it back. I could really do with that kind of money.
i thought i saw it on a bus stop bench on K' road a few months ago ..
Swoop
6th July 2007, 12:51
More of this going on...
Oakie
6th July 2007, 12:53
Virginity, schmerginity, what a load of overrated crap.
I reckon a woman has lost her virginity when she first has an orgasm with a partner, as opposed to DIY. .
So I guess that means that there may be a few middle aged women out there with 'unskilled' (or just plain 'premature') partners who you might consider to still be virgins?
janno
6th July 2007, 12:59
So I guess that means that there may be a few middle aged women out there with 'unskilled' (or just plain 'premature') partners who you might consider to still be virgins?
Yup. With kids too, no doubt.
HEY! That explains the virgin birth of Jesus - Joseph was obviously not that hot in the scratcher . . . :innocent:
I've met women who don't like sex and felt bloody sorry for them - obviously they have never met the right guy (or girl) that floated their boat. (Not counting the women who have gone through some hideous trauma such as rape, of course.)
Imagine going through your whole life not knowing how great good sex can be? Would be like never knowing how good it felt to get a perfect set of twisties right at an optimum speed on a sunny day with no traffic on a smooth, perfectly sealed road . . . Ooohh, uuhhhh, OOOOHHHHH!!!!! :love: :love:
Oakie
6th July 2007, 13:24
HEY! That explains the virgin birth of Jesus - Joseph was obviously not that hot in the scratcher . . . :innocent:
Brilliant! So obvious isn't it.
Imagine going through your whole life not knowing how great good sex can be? Would be like never knowing how good it felt to get a perfect set of twisties right at an optimum speed on a sunny day with no traffic on a smooth, perfectly sealed road . . . Ooohh, uuhhhh, OOOOHHHHH!!!!! :love: :love:
Funny. I've often thought after going through a set of twisties as you described (especially with Mrs Oakie on the back) that it was just like sex. The rhythmic movement of two bodies with bike at just the right moments to achieve the optimum outcome. Ahhhhhhhh
Big Dave
6th July 2007, 13:33
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4117409a4560.html
I'm thinking that mine's probably worth about $25,000. Now I just need to remember where I left it...
I hope you find it - it's obviously in good order and not broken.
Disco Dan
6th July 2007, 13:42
More of this going on...
shes cheaper.... :shutup:
ManDownUnder
6th July 2007, 13:45
shes cheaper.... :shutup:
Dan... calling someone else cheap....???:dodge:
ooo comeback too easy... must bite tongue *UUNGGHHHH*
...mutthht bith thunnnggg...:dodge:
Disco Dan
6th July 2007, 13:47
its shocking! All these women getting my manhood for free... heck I should start pimping! :shutup::innocent:
avgas
6th July 2007, 13:49
I am not a virgin, but i'd probably pay $25K to sleep with one. Finding one in NZ is like finding a bush supporter in the states.
SARGE
6th July 2007, 13:53
its shocking! All these women getting my manhood for free... heck I should start pimping! :shutup::innocent:
getting it for free ??
do you charge by the inch? :dodge:
inlinefour
6th July 2007, 14:04
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4117409a4560.html
I'm thinking that mine's probably worth about $25,000. Now I just need to remember where I left it...
Dunno what its worth, but for the right woman, I'd just give it freely. :mellow:
jrandom
6th July 2007, 17:13
I am not a virgin, but i'd probably pay $25K to sleep with one.
Why?
Seriously. Someone explain it to me, please. I don't see the attraction of taking a woman's virginity. I realise that someone's got to do it at some point, and yeah, sure, if the girl you fall in love with happens to never have had sex with anyone else, well and good.
But what's up with these creepy types who are all about paying for the actual act of deflowering?
That's some kind of kinky fucked-up predatory shit, and I don't subscribe to it one little bit.
janno
6th July 2007, 17:21
Why?
Seriously. Someone explain it to me, please. I don't see the attraction of taking a woman's virginity. I realise that someone's got to do it at some point, and yeah, sure, if the girl you fall in love with happens to never have had sex with anyone else, well and good.
But what's up with these creepy types who are all about paying for the actual act of deflowering?
That's some kind of kinky fucked-up predatory shit, and I don't subscribe to it one little bit.
I believe it's something to do with the fact that you can get away with being crap in the sack and she won't know how bad you really are, as she has no-one to compare you with. . . :shit:
Big Dave
6th July 2007, 17:48
I believe it's something to do with the fact that you can get away with being crap in the sack and she won't know how bad you really are, as she has no-one to compare you with. . . :shit:
Makes sense.
Never made it to my priority list.
Much prefer a dirty girl that knows what buttons to push and when.
Mental Trousers
6th July 2007, 18:18
Dunno what its worth, but for the right woman, I'd just give it freely. :mellow:
Mine cost a 1/2 a bottle of Rum and a couple of beers ........ hang on, I bought those ..... :shit:
Disco Dan
8th July 2007, 02:15
Why?
Seriously. Someone explain it to me, please. I don't see the attraction of taking a woman's virginity. I realise that someone's got to do it at some point, and yeah, sure, if the girl you fall in love with happens to never have had sex with anyone else, well and good.
But what's up with these creepy types who are all about paying for the actual act of deflowering?
That's some kind of kinky fucked-up predatory shit, and I don't subscribe to it one little bit.
The vagina.... deep uncharted territory... we are men... boldly going where no penis has been before... the virgin girl... soon to become... ...a woman.
...creepy? I would say it is a macho thing, something to brag about to your mates. Not something I actively seek, but if it happens... meh... luv her long time....
Paul in NZ
8th July 2007, 08:36
You could try arse virginity or have you lost that too???
:dodge:
Nah - won't work - antiques have to come in the original box to appeal to the collector market...
What a sad thread.. What a sad old world where some one will pay that for a 'virgin' when she could hardly be described as an 'innocent'....
Big Dog
8th July 2007, 09:02
HEY! That explains the virgin birth of Jesus - Joseph was obviously not that hot in the scratcher . . . :innocent:
Apparently at the time virgin just meant unwed.
Whynot
8th July 2007, 09:07
Much prefer a dirty girl that knows what buttons to push and when.
yes :yes:
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janno
8th July 2007, 09:10
Apparently at the time virgin just meant unwed.
Now, now! Never let the facts get in the way of a good story! :innocent:
I'm a journalist after all . . . :innocent:
avgas
8th July 2007, 09:15
Why?
Its the only time where you take something away from a girl....unlike vice-versa which is life ;)
shcabbeh
8th July 2007, 12:33
I hope you find it - it's obviously in good order and not broken.
That's a point, is she covered by the Consumer Guarantees Act? I wouldn't spend $10k on a used product! :shit:
Curious_AJ
8th July 2007, 14:54
my virginity is priceless... ;)
Hitcher
8th July 2007, 17:41
my virginity is priceless...
I thought that was just a rumour?
Delerium
8th July 2007, 17:46
Whats it worth? Free to a good home.
Deviant Esq
8th July 2007, 18:05
Well. I don't care if she's a virgin, if she's asking money for someone to have her first time, she's a slut and a prostitute regardless in my books. Her choice, whatever etc, shows what lengths some people (women?) will go to to get money. If a guy pulled a similar stunt he'd be ridiculed, noone would pay him to last 13.7 seconds. A girl on her first time isn't much fun either...
I've popped a couple of cherries in my time... can't say I found it much of a turnon. I don't like worrying whether I'm hurting them or not, I'd much rather have a damn good bang with a girl that knows what she's doing than have her writhing uncomfortably / starfish but louder / "not too hard, it hurts!" / "it's way too big, it won't fit!" - all of which I've had at some stage :lol:
What a weird post that turned into. I think I should shut up now... :mellow:
007XX
8th July 2007, 18:11
I've popped a couple of cherries in my time... can't say I found it much of a turnon. I don't like worrying whether I'm hurting them or not, I'd much rather have a damn good bang with a girl that knows what she's doing than have her writhing uncomfortably / starfish but louder / "not too hard, it hurts!" / "it's way too big, it won't fit!" - all of which I've had at some stage :lol:
What a weird post that turned into. I think I should shut up now... :mellow:
:laugh:"it's way too big, it won't fit"...:killingme:killingme:killingme
Kwaka14
8th July 2007, 18:13
Can I buy mine back?
jrandom
8th July 2007, 18:17
:laugh:"it's way too big, it won't fit"...
It happens.
Some girls should be made to look at childbirth videos before having sex. "Won't fit", eh. ROFL. Actually, those videos would be a great motivator for remembering the daily pill ritual, too.
When all's said and done, you know, sex really is kind of icky and inconvenient. If only we could choose not to have any primal evolutionary impulses, eh?
Skyryder
8th July 2007, 18:17
She's going into uncharted waters. Very dangerous territory with $25000 at stake. Don't know the website but I hope one of the working girls wises her up.
jrandom
8th July 2007, 18:19
... I hope one of the working girls wises her up.
You've previously implied that you're a prostitute.
Are you yanking the collective KB chain, or are you for real?
007XX
8th July 2007, 18:24
It happens.
Some girls should be made to look at childbirth videos before having sex. "Won't fit", eh. ROFL. Actually, those videos would be a great motivator for remembering the daily pill ritual, too.
When all's said and done, you know, sex really is kind of icky and inconvenient. If only we could choose not to have any primal evolutionary impulses, eh?
Really????:shit:
I've given birth to my son, without ANY drugs (damn, such a good opportunity...:laugh:and I turned it away!), and just quietly, it goes out, not in...and really a good condom is good for the boys to remember as well...:innocent:
Icky and inconvenient....:gob::shutup:WTF???:laugh::laugh:
Surely you're just trying to get someone to bite here????
Skyryder
8th July 2007, 18:58
You've previously implied that you're a prostitute.
Are you yanking the collective KB chain, or are you for real?
Prostitution involves a contract between two individuals. One pays when in most cases the male can not get it for free. A courtesan offers many services that may or may not involve sex. In most cases a courtesan only for a works a recommended clientele. They are in effect a companion that has been ‘contracted’ out to a client for a specific period of time. Am I a prostitute? No. For what you are looking for you are going to go out on the streets.
sunhuntin
8th July 2007, 19:12
Well. I don't care if she's a virgin, if she's asking money for someone to have her first time, she's a slut and a prostitute regardless in my books. Her choice, whatever etc, shows what lengths some people (women?) will go to to get money. If a guy pulled a similar stunt he'd be ridiculed, noone would pay him to last 13.7 seconds. A girl on her first time isn't much fun either...
I've popped a couple of cherries in my time... can't say I found it much of a turnon. I don't like worrying whether I'm hurting them or not, I'd much rather have a damn good bang with a girl that knows what she's doing than have her writhing uncomfortably / starfish but louder / "not too hard, it hurts!" / "it's way too big, it won't fit!" - all of which I've had at some stage :lol:
What a weird post that turned into. I think I should shut up now... :mellow:
i think mine went along the lines of:
"fuck, that fucking hurts. you fucking asshole, what are ya doin to me? damn, that feels good, but fuck it hurts! ooo, i like that, fuck it hurts!"
and then, 2 weeks later "huh... guess ya didnt break it the first time eh?"
:shit: so much for a special moment!
janno
8th July 2007, 19:15
You've previously implied that you're a prostitute.
Nothing matters as long as you spell correctly on KB.
007XX
8th July 2007, 19:18
Prostitution involves a contract between two individuals. One pays when in most cases the male can not get it for free. A courtesan offers many services that may or may not involve sex. In most cases a courtesan only for a works a recommended clientele. They are in effect a companion that has been ‘contracted’ out to a client for a specific period of time. Am I a prostitute? No. For what you are looking for you are going to go out on the streets.
For whatever it's worth (and I am NOT taking sides here)...a courtesan (from the french courtisane) was a very sought after woman, with brains (aka: wit) as well as beauty and poise...Most women, with lesser IQs and attributes, dilsiked them with a vengeance for their ability to captivate a man's attention and desires...
Very famous women have been such courtisanes through the ages, and are now held as some of the most influencial in history...(ie: Mata Hari, Margaret Thatcher...sorry, just kidding.)
The etiquette we give it nowadays is crass...and I think that is sad.
Bottom line is: if there wasn't a demand for a market such as paying sex, there wouldn't be a seller.
Anyhoo....back on topic...
Hitcher
8th July 2007, 19:51
Nothing matters as long as you spell correctly on KB.
And punctuation. Remembering at all times that an ellipsis has only three dots.
jrandom
8th July 2007, 20:05
Prostitution involves... blah de blah... recommended clientele... Am I a prostitute? No.
:lol:
Guys give you money. You then have sex with them. You wouldn't have had the sex if they hadn't given you the money.
You're a hooker, sunshine. Why be precious about it?
Either that or a troll. You're probably not WINJA. Finn, maybe?
Do you have the faintest interest in convincing me you're a real person? Go on, I double-dare you. Refute my assumption that you're a trolling alter ego. Meet me for lunch, or something.
And, just for the record, I'm not in any position at the moment to be taking advantage of your (or any other sex worker's) services. No disrespect intended; I've fucked a few whores in my time and have no issues with the profession.
Skyryder
8th July 2007, 20:28
For whatever it's worth (and I am NOT taking sides here)...a courtesan (from the french courtisane) was a very sought after woman, with brains (aka: wit) as well as beauty and poise...Most women, with lesser IQs and attributes, dilsiked them with a vengeance for their ability to captivate a man's attention and desires...
Very famous women have been such courtisanes through the ages, and are now held as some of the most influencial in history...(ie: Mata Hari, Margaret Thatcher...sorry, just kidding.)
The etiquette we give it nowadays is crass...and I think that is sad.
Bottom line is: if there wasn't a demand for a market such as paying sex, there wouldn't be a seller.
Anyhoo....back on topic...
Essentially your are correct. Courtesans are woman who are able to display at least one and possibly many artistic attributes. It is most important that they can convey themselves in the social manner and conventions of the society in which they operate and be an adept conversationalist in a variety of subjects. While a sexual relationship is often expected from a generous patron or client the courtesan always has the final say in the arrangement. Emphasis is placed on the role of a companion, not as a prostitute. Very few Courtesans are paid in cash. Most western woman arrive at their status through a variety of means. Most that I know of would make an interesting novel but it is not very often talked about.
Cultures that have a tradition of courtesans such as Japan and China were trained from a very early age. Concubines were virtually owned whereas a courtesan such the Japanese Geisha had some freedom but not a lot as they were often indented to an "oka-san"
As in any ‘profession’ there is wide ranging disparities of what constitutes the difference between the prostitute and a courtesan. Western culture sees very little difference between the two. This has much to do with provisions within a marriage that neither partner should copulate outside of the marriage bed. This is not so a rigid requirement in other societies where the courtesan is accepted as a fully accepted member of society.
jrandom
8th July 2007, 20:36
... more flowery bullshit ...
Seriously, though, do you think any guy's going to pay through the nose for a girl's time if he doesn't get sexual satisfaction?
Nuh-uh.
Sure, plenty will pay to extend a simple shag into the Girlfriend Experience.
I personally know (second-hand) of a gentleman who would often book a particular working girl for several hours at a stretch, almost every week. The time would primarily be spent dining together, chatting, walking, whatever. Very courtesanly indeed.
But they'd still always have sex before the clock ran out.
And she was still (wait for it...)
[drumroll, please]
... a prostitute.
007XX
8th July 2007, 20:38
Essentially your are correct. Courtesans are woman who are able to display at least one and possibly many artistic attributes. It is most important that they can convey themselves in the social manner and conventions of the society in which they operate and be an adept conversationalist in a variety of subjects. While a sexual relationship is often expected from a generous patron or client the courtesan always has the final say in the arrangement. Emphasis is placed on the role of a companion, not as a prostitute. Very few Courtesans are paid in cash. Most western woman arrive at their status through a variety of means. Most that I know of would make an interesting novel but it is not very often talked about.
Cultures that have a tradition of courtesans such as Japan and China were trained from a very early age. Concubines were virtually owned whereas a courtesan such the Japanese Geisha had some freedom but not a lot as they were often indented to an "oka-san"
As in any ‘profession’ there is wide ranging disparities of what constitutes the difference between the prostitute and a courtesan. Western culture sees very little difference between the two. This has much to do with provisions within a marriage that neither partner should copulate outside of the marriage bed. This is not so a rigid requirement in other societies where the courtesan is accepted as a fully accepted member of society.
Very nicely explained...but such subtleties will escape the average person without academic knowledge of the subject.
:no:
Curious_AJ
8th July 2007, 21:48
this thread is off topic...
as for virginity... mine's priceless coz it doesnt exist anymore, bwahahaha!
janno
9th July 2007, 10:15
And punctuation. Remembering at all times that an ellipsis has only three dots.
Oh rully? OK ......... :innocent:
Patrick
9th July 2007, 10:49
I doubt this 18 year old (or whatever she is) is going to act anything like a courtesan. She wants money for a root. High priced hooker, plain and simple. Hope she doesn't catch something in the process....
NinjaNanna
2nd August 2007, 15:30
Apparently at the time virgin just meant unwed.
Regardless of whether you believe the bible or not, if your interpretation of virginity is correct, explain why it is included that an Angel visited Joseph to re-assure him that his bride to be had not been de-flowered as some have put it.
Big Dog
4th August 2007, 18:23
Regardless of whether you believe the bible or not, if your interpretation of virginity is correct, explain why it is included that an Angel visited Joseph to re-assure him that his bride to be had not been de-flowered as some have put it.
I am not a theologian so cannot possible have an answer to that.
However it rather does tidy up the matter of sex before marriage thing.....
We have after all had 2000 years to bastardise what was not always a literal recording of history.
More than one pope / king has ordered a rewrite of the bible to accommodate their beliefs.
Should you feel that you can illuminate us further because you have actual proof I would welcome your discourse, though I feel you have missed the point.
The point was simply that virginity has not always meant not yet deflowered.
I in no way stated that the virgin Mary was a slapper who sold her flower to the highest bidder though this does appear to be your translation of my words.
Sidewinder
5th August 2007, 05:40
i gave mine to the 1st hot chick that i stole nikkers from :rockon:
NinjaNanna
5th August 2007, 15:09
I am not a theologian so cannot possible have an answer to that.
However it rather does tidy up the matter of sex before marriage thing.....
We have after all had 2000 years to bastardise what was not always a literal recording of history.
More than one pope / king has ordered a rewrite of the bible to accommodate their beliefs.
Should you feel that you can illuminate us further because you have actual proof I would welcome your discourse, though I feel you have missed the point.
The point was simply that virginity has not always meant not yet deflowered.
I in no way stated that the virgin Mary was a slapper who sold her flower to the highest bidder though this does appear to be your translation of my words.
Hey Big Dog,
in order to not take this off thread which no doubt it would have I have responded here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=54881), sorry it got moved here. (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3026&page=471)
Hopefully you can appreciate that it has taken me some time to respond to you, I sincerely hope that at no point does my response come across as condesending, dismissive, arrogant or any other negative traps that Christian Theology often fall into.
Happy reading everyone.
Best Regards
Shane
aka NN
Max Preload
26th November 2007, 20:15
blah blah blah...
Don't try and church it up. Requiring payment for sex => ho. The End.
0arbreaka
26th November 2007, 22:10
Mine was worth about $35 for the swappa crate....
pzkpfw
27th November 2007, 07:37
Given a rate of $35, mine was worth $126,000 per hour.
Skyryder
28th November 2007, 15:38
Don't try and church it up. Requiring payment for sex => ho. The End.
There is an assumption on your part that a relationship with a courtesan automatically involves sex and payment for this equals prostitution This is not an unreasonable assumption from one who knows little of what they talk about. The reality is much much different. Prostitutes have clients, along with other professionals. I have benefactors and receive no payment in cash either for sex or for other services outside of this area.
e.g. I have only recently returned from South America where I have been engaged in organizing a ball for a private polo club. My benefactor’s wife is unable to perform these duties due to illness and I am expected, indeed, a privilege to act as his hostess.
I was in S. America for about three months. To give you some idea of the ‘respect’ that I have from this gentleman I received ear rings and a matching pendent to the value of 65,000 US for my services. No sex was involved.
cowpoos
28th November 2007, 16:03
And punctuation. Remembering at all times that an ellipsis has only three dots.
whats a ellipsis........
cowpoos
28th November 2007, 16:08
Fuck I sound like a dumb shit!! lol...
jrandom
28th November 2007, 16:12
To give you some idea of the ‘respect’ that I have from this gentleman I received ear rings and a matching pendent to the value of 65,000 US for my services.
Wow.
If I want to get that kinda dosh outta old guys, I have to mumble magical internet words and wave shareholder's agreements!
:niceone:
How'd you meet this dude, originally?
And do you always have to write so stuck-up? We're not all book-learning types around here, you know.
cowpoos
28th November 2007, 16:20
We're not all book-learning types around here, you know.
yur...lisptin to our cousen cletus ear' hes tha smaart won n tha fame-ly..
Mom
28th November 2007, 16:30
Fuck I sound like a dumb shit!! lol...
You were doing ok until the following little gem :bleh:
yur...lisptin to our cousen cletus ear' hes tha smaart won n tha fame-ly..
Dont be so hard on yourself mate...(note 3 dots for the pedants)
Oh silly me you are harder than a really hard thang aintcha :sunny:
Max Preload
28th November 2007, 17:50
There is an assumption on your part that a relationship with a courtesan automatically involves sex and payment for this equals prostitution.
Wrong. Try reading what I posted:
Don't try and church it up. Requiring payment for sex => ho. The End.
This is not an unreasonable assumption from one who knows little of what they talk about. The reality is much much different. Prostitutes have clients, along with other professionals. I have benefactors and receive no payment in cash either for sex or for other services outside of this area.
You might not like it, but goods received in lieu of cash is still payment. And when those goods are received in exchange for sex, that's prostitution. You can call them what you want to try and put a spin on it; benefactors, customers, clients, johns; but it doesn't change anything. The fact is benefactors give money for nothing in return - that's not what your clients do. It might not be at the time, but something is expected by them.
e.g. I have only recently returned from South America where I have been engaged in organizing a ball for a private polo club. My benefactor’s wife is unable to perform these duties due to illness and I am expected, indeed, a privilege to act as his hostess.
I was in S. America for about three months. To give you some idea of the ‘respect’ that I have from this gentleman I received ear rings and a matching pendant to the value of 65,000 US for my services. No sex was involved.
It's not 'respect' - it's called payment - for services rendered. And you claim in this instance not for sexual services. It doesn't negate the fact that when you receive payment for sex it's prostitution, because you wouldn't have done it without payment.
Hitcher
28th November 2007, 21:11
whats a ellipsis........
It's something that you go round and round on. Without falling off on the first left-hander...
cowpoos
29th November 2007, 10:28
It's something that you go round and round on. Without falling off on the first left-hander...
smart mule!!
007XX
29th November 2007, 10:36
It's something that you go round and round on. Without falling off on the first left-hander...
smart mule!!
:corn:
You two are just hilarious, but here is the answer for ya....(if you haven't looked it up already, of course...)
A construction in which words are left out or implied.
Hitcher
29th November 2007, 10:38
A construction in which words are left out or implied.
Indicated by three dots only!!
007XX
29th November 2007, 10:40
Indicated by three dots only!!
My apologies, Oh Mighty One...
I got a little "dot finger" happy! :o
cowpoos
29th November 2007, 10:50
Indicated by three dots only!!
why three dots...what if your implyed word is longer than three dots?? like... beavers?? thats 7 letters .eg: 007XX, do you like ....... ,ya know those furry little things?
Hitcher
29th November 2007, 10:59
why three dots...what if your implyed word is longer than three dots??
That's because an ellipsis is exactly that -- an ellipsis. Just like a comma is a comma and an exclamation mark is an exclamation mark. Questions do not become more of a question by adding additional ? to the end. Nor does the strength of an allusion or implication to which an ellipsis refers become more so by adding extra dots. It also does not necessarily mean the omission of a word. Its use generally means that the reader should be able to fill in the implied blank based on their prior knowledge or experience of the subject matter being discussed.
cowpoos
29th November 2007, 11:30
That's because an ellipsis is exactly that -- an ellipsis. Just like a comma is a comma and an exclamation mark is an exclamation mark. Questions do not become more of a question by adding additional ? to the end. Nor does the strength of an allusion or implication to which an ellipsis refers become more so by adding extra dots. It also does not necessarily mean the omission of a word. Its use generally means that the reader should be able to fill in the implied blank based on their prior knowledge or experience of the subject matter being discussed.
huh?? what the...??
Storm
29th November 2007, 14:16
Thats some of that flash "book learnin" that them city folk are always going on about Mr Poos
cowpoos
29th November 2007, 15:27
Thats some of that flash "book learnin" that them city folk are always going on about Mr Poos
you silly willy wonker plonker...I made a feeble attempt at one of these elipsis.
Mom
29th November 2007, 17:00
That's because an ellipsis is exactly that -- an ellipsis. Just like a comma is a comma and an exclamation mark is an exclamation mark. Questions do not become more of a question by adding additional ? to the end. Nor does the strength of an allusion or implication to which an ellipsis refers become more so by adding extra dots. It also does not necessarily mean the omission of a word. Its use generally means that the reader should be able to fill in the implied blank based on their prior knowledge or experience of the subject matter being discussed.
Just to expand on this theme a little... (note 3)
I have learned something reading your post, but, when I do this .............. I call it a row of dots... It is not masquerading as an elipsis it is a "row of dots" and surely must be a valid option?
Hitcher
29th November 2007, 17:38
Just to expand on this theme a little... (note 3)
I have learned something reading your post, but, when I do this .............. I call it a row of dots... It is not masquerading as an elipsis it is a "row of dots" and surely must be a valid option?
But what purpose does a "row of dots" serve, other than to get a post above the requisite minimum 10 characters? You may as well use a string of capital Qs. There is a bit of a difference between purveying written language and just making pretty pictures on a page. Me, I blame smilies! =^..^=
Mom
29th November 2007, 17:45
But what purpose does a "row of dots" serve, other than to get a post above the requisite minimum 10 characters? You may as well use a string of capital Qs. There is a bit of a difference between purveying written language and just making pretty pictures on a page. Me, I blame smilies! =^..^=
Read a few of my rambling posts and you will see I dont need the .......... to fill the 10 char. requirement..............LOL. It is just something I do...
A row of dots, that's all it is. Would you honestly prefer I used a row of capital Qs? QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ really I think that is being silly...LOL
Smilies are a bit of nice, inoffensive "tat" to be able to use while posting.
Ok I have done enough stirring now, am off to feed the man. :sunny:
jrandom
29th November 2007, 17:48
You know what I love about KB?
I love it when a thread about threesomes turns into a thread about chillis, and I love it when a thread about virginity turns into a thread about the use of ellipses.
Anyway, more than one Q would make Captain Picard's life unbearable.
pzkpfw
29th November 2007, 18:52
Anyway, more than one Q would make Captain Picard's life unbearable.
It only took one to make ST-TNG unbearable.
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