Sex divided by age test

[codgyoleracer]

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!




It takes less than a minute.




Work this out as you read .




Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!




This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.







1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex - (more than once but less than 10)!








2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)









3. Add 5













4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator











5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .If you haven't, add 1756.













6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.













You should have a three digit number










The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to do it each week.)








The next two numbers are














YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)






THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND



WHILE IT LASTS.

[ManDownUnder]

doesn't work - guess I get too much sex...

[MotoGirl]

doesn't work - guess I get too much sex...

Worked for me. You'd better show us your calculations then...

[Mrs Busa Pete]

doesn't work - guess I get too much sex...dont count the hand solo performances

[MSTRS]

doesn't work - guess I get too much sex...

It's not how much you are getting, it's how much you'd LIKE to be be getting.
And maybe your mother lied about your age. (You didn't fall in the cauldron when you were little, did you?)

[ManDownUnder]

dont count the hand solo performances

yup - there's the problem... thanks.

Mrs Palmer was putting the figures out by a power of 10...!

[Storm]

Worked for me- oh my gosh the computer knows everything about me!!:O



EDIT - it even knew when I used different numbers to fool it :shit:

[BuFfY]

Oh my god it did work!!

[007XX]

definitely worked...amusing that!

[janno]

That was so cool!! :Punk:

Greeeen Bliiiiing to Yoooooooo!!!

Imagine the pointy headed boffin that actually thought to sit down and work this equation out - a hobby for a nuclear physicist perhaps?

[Kflasher]

Yip worked for me. final number 734.

[MotoGirl]

Yip worked for me. final number 734.

Sheesh, seven times a week. You don't expect much :shutup:

[Toaster]

maths..... hmmmmmm

[Kflasher]

Sheesh, seven times a week. You don't expect much :shutup:

Expecting or just trying to keep up...same thing.

[canarlee]

493??? i want fukifuki more than 4 times a week and i defo aint 93 years old!!! i know i had a hard newspaper round when i was a kid but sheesh!!!

[Indiana_Jones]

i wanted sex 16 times a week, and it didn't say my age!

-Indy

[MotoGirl]

i wanted sex 16 times a week, and it didn't say my age!

-Indy

That could be related to the fact you didn't follow the instructions :nono:
You were meant to enter a number less than 10.

[BigG]

i wanted sex 16 times a week, and it didn't say my age!

-Indy Youd be to nackerd to ride:rofl:

[MSTRS]

493??? i want fukifuki more than 4 times a week and i defo aint 93 years old!!! i know i had a hard newspaper round when i was a kid but sheesh!!!

Round what??

[Maha]

dont count the hand solo performances


Or Bagels and Watermelons etc....:yes:

[Edbear]

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!




It takes less than a minute.




Work this out as you read .




Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!




This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.







1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex - (more than once but less than 10)!








2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)









3. Add 5













4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator











5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .If you haven't, add 1756.













6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.













You should have a three digit number










The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to do it each week.)








The next two numbers are














YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)






THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND



WHILE IT LASTS.



Back in the '70's we used to just say, "Think of a number...",(they were to do this in their heads without saying anything out loud), "double it... add 6, (or any even number), multiply by...etc". Then we'd tell them the answer they got.

[C3H5(NO3)]

Sheesh, seven times a week. You don't expect much :shutup:

is the number 7 higher or lower then what you may have expected?

hmm
920

[Colapop]

Woohoo! I'm 69! My favourite number....

[MotoGirl]

is the number 7 higher or lower then what you may have expected?

hmm
920

Hmm, I'm not sure I should answer that!

Are you basing your expectation on a relationship where you're in the honeymoon period or one where you've been together for 10+ years?

[Robbo]

Amazing...100% accurate...:yes:

[007XX]

Woohoo! I'm 69! My favourite number....

Show off! :dodge::laugh:

[scumdog]

Yip worked for me. final number 734.

SNAP!
(Bloody shift work..mumble..mumble..)

[canarlee]

Round what??

a paper round, you know, where you deliver papers on your "round"!

[Whynot]

Why is everyone always so amazed that maths works?

if it didn't work we would all be in a world of shit ...

[Brian d marge]

um Im married ...the last time I had sex .. well the proof starts kindy next month

So 0 x 5 = 0

add 1750

it got me age right

Had to rub it in ,,it did ... but as for any sex on the horizon ,,,, even the calculator agreed

0


Stephen

[Sniper]

Wow. Im sure I have seen that doing the rounds EVERY year and they always say the same thing.... It will only work in XXXX

[Patrick]

Wow. Im sure I have seen that doing the rounds EVERY year and they always say the same thing.... It will only work in XXXX

You're right... got this at work three years in a row... and it worked each time, although the formulas may differ slightly...

[rustys]

Worked for me ..... but don't have anyone to have sex with !!!!!!!!!:rockon:

[kneescraper]

Worked for me too, which I guess should be expected considering every one else's result..I told the missus what my number was and she just laughed and walked off.....oh how sad my life is!

[007XX]

Worked for me too, which I guess should be expected considering every one else's result..I told the missus what my number was and she just laughed and walked off.....oh how sad my life is!

:killingme:killingme:killingme

I'm not laughing AT you mate, just with you...

Oh, you're not laughing?!...:innocent::doh:

[hdus001]

It'll work for any year if the magic number 1757 is adjusted appropriately.

Lets say the number you had in mind is "x".

In effect, the calculation is:

(twice the number x + 5) multiplied by 50 and then added to 1757, minus birth year.

ie:
(2*x + 5)*50 + 1757 - birthyear
= 100*x + 250 + 1757 - birthyear
= 100*x + 2007 - birthyear
= 100*x + age.

Ofcourse since x is a single digit number and age is a double digit number, the result will be a 3 digit number with x=1st digit and age=last 2 digits.

It may not work correctly if you are a old geezer 101 yrs old.

Yes its a quite day at work and I have too much time on my hands.

[u4ea]

fist number was rightdefinatly a wantbut the rest of my math is shite I am not 75:gob:

[janno]

It'll work for any year if the magic number 1757 is adjusted appropriately.

Lets say the number you had in mind is "x".

In effect, the calculation is:

(twice the number x + 5) multiplied by 50 and then added to 1757, minus birth year.

ie:
(2*x + 5)*50 + 1757 - birthyear
= 100*x + 250 + 1757 - birthyear
= 100*x + 2007 - birthyear
= 100*x + age.

Ofcourse since x is a single digit number and age is a double digit number, the result will be a 3 digit number with x=1st digit and age=last 2 digits.

It may not work correctly if you are a old geezer 101 yrs old.

Yes its a quite day at work and I have too much time on my hands.

Garrrggghhhh!

Numbers!

Formulae!!!

Must . . .reach . . .chocolate stash . . . time running . . . out . . . :zzzz:

[ManDownUnder]

Garrrggghhhh!

Numbers!

Formulae!!!

Must . . .reach . . .chocolate stash . . . time running . . . out . . . :zzzz:

fuggoffff... MY CHOCOLATE.... *grrrrrrrr*

[janno]

fuggoffff... MY CHOCOLATE.... *grrrrrrrr*

You have obviously never, ever fought a stressed woman with pmt for her stash of chocolate before - you naive and innocent fool . . . :ar15:

[Patrick]

It may not work correctly if you are a old geezer 101 yrs old.

It would be nice working out this at 101 years old, aiming for high first numbers and all....

[Edbear]

It would be nice working out this at 101 years old, aiming for high first numbers and all....



One should always aim high...:rockon:

[ManDownUnder]

You have obviously never, ever fought a stressed woman with pmt for her stash of chocolate before - you naive and innocent fool . . . :ar15:


Oh bring it on.... while you are an unknown quantity... so am I... you'll just have to trust me on this one.

[codgyoleracer]

Geez, if I am still scoring when I'me 101 , the least of my concerns will be whether this formula ses it does or not......:yes:

[janno]

Oh bring it on.... while you are an unknown quantity... so am I... you'll just have to trust me on this one.

Meanwhile, starving children in Africa are dying . . . :weep:

[TKDSKIP]

must of done it wrong got a 730.

Maybe its Mental age 7 want it 30 times a week.

[babyblade250rr]

nice equation will definately spread this around