Jesus... You gotta laugh at this

[98tls]

A mate of mine just rang to ask if i had heard about his brothers ahhh mis-hap we will call it,no i replied........not sure on the exact details but it roughly goes like this.....in an attempt to syphon..spelling....some petrol from his commodore he had used a :gob:vacumn cleaner.........:gob:once i had established he was ok i promptly fell on the floor laughing..apparently the explosion was huge..:Punk::Punk:silly bugger,hes a great guy but am picking he will be reminded of this for...well forever,classic.he no longer has eyebrows etc............

[Grub]

True .... or good story?

Surely nobooby would/could be THAT stupid????

[98tls]

absolutly true.........i shit you not.:yes:

[NZsarge]

.:wacko::crazy:....:lol:

[WarlockNZ]

LOL ... tell me he doesn't ride !! ...I doubt anyone that stupid could work a clutch and move their foot at the same time.

Come on tho ... for real ??? this can't be true ?

[Colapop]

Although true it has actually happened before - happens more often than you might think! A dude on the states got dead!

[chanceyy]

lmfao .. OMG .. that so can not be true mike .. is it :gob::gob::gob:

:killingme

[Edbear]

Can believe it! Back in the early '80's, some kids put stones in the petrol tank of my Bro-in-Laws Bobcat. He could only think of one way to get them out and that was to vacuum them up!:yes:

The flames reached the balcony on the second floor...:gob:

Funnier bit, was that he took the vacuum cleaner back to the shop and said it had caught fire! The shop manager said he'd never heard of that happening to that model before and replaced it under warranty!!!!! :second:

[98tls]

I swear to god its true..........phills a top bloke and pretty good mechanically......he has an old P76 leyland that hes restoring..not everybodys cup of tea but its really well done and a credit to him....and hes done pretty much all of it himself......hes no dumb arse........well actually maybe he is...well anyway he was today.........jesus i cant wait to see him..

[Big Dave]

Vacuum cleaners - gotta be most dangerous things.

Co-pilot was a scrub sister when we met. She worked at big hospitals in Sydney.

She use to have do occasional repair jobs of blokes who were 'vacuum cleaning in the nude and fell - dick first - on the hose.'

Apparently it shreds the works.

[98tls]

Can believe it! Back in the early '80's, some kids put stones in the petrol tank of my Bro-in-Laws Bobcat. He could only think of one way to get them out and that was to vacuum them up!:yes:

The flames reached the balcony on the second floor...:gob:

Funnier bit, was that he took the vacuum cleaner back to the shop and said it had caught fire! The shop manager said he'd never heard of that happening to that model before and replaced it under warranty!!!!! :second: Fark ya Ed........you got me on the floor laughing again.......apparently the commodores naffed and it fucked the paint on the leyland.......how he didnt burn to death i dont know

[chanceyy]

omg Mike .. ya absolutely farken :killingme here .. my sides are still aching from laffing so much

damn .. must spread rep around again blah blah blah ....

[NZsarge]

Can believe it! Back in the early '80's, some kids put stones in the petrol tank of my Bro-in-Laws Bobcat. He could only think of one way to get them out and that was to vacuum them up!:yes:

The flames reached the balcony on the second floor...:gob:

Funnier bit, was that he took the vacuum cleaner back to the shop and said it had caught fire! The shop manager said he'd never heard of that happening to that model before and replaced it under warranty!!!!! :second:

.:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingm e too much!:2thumbsup

[98tls]

Can believe it! Back in the early '80's, some kids put stones in the petrol tank of my Bro-in-Laws Bobcat. He could only think of one way to get them out and that was to vacuum them up!:yes:

The flames reached the balcony on the second floor...:gob:

Funnier bit, was that he took the vacuum cleaner back to the shop and said it had caught fire! The shop manager said he'd never heard of that happening to that model before and replaced it under warranty!!!!! :second: How did he he fair........?

[Edbear]

How did he he fair........?



Oh he was fine! He'd drained the tank first, but the stones were too big to fit out the drain hole and of course he couldn't tip the Bobcat over... It didn't have much petrol left in it. We arrived after the fact and were incredulous that he could have been so dumb!

[Skyryder]

All sounds perfectly reasonable to me. :dodge: Still he's a lucky man. I wonder if he bought a Lotto ticket. With that sort of luck he'd win. :Punk:

Skyryder

[scumdog]

Guy down this way in a student type flat, vacuumed (using one of those old 'suck-at-one-end-and-blow-out -the-other types) around the hearth of the old open fire-place while a fire was going.

Never noticed he was sucking up bits of glowing sparks and embers and also unaware he was methodically spraying them all over the carpet behind him until another flat-mate came into the room and started doing some form of war-dance on the burning carpet!!

[98tls]

Guy down this way in a student type flat, vacuumed (using one of those old 'suck-at-one-end-and-blow-out -the-other types) around the hearth of the old open fire-place while a fire was going.

Never noticed he was sucking up bits of glowing sparks and embers and also unaware he was methodically spraying them all over the carpet behind him until another flat-mate came into the room and started doing some form of war-dance on the burning carpet!! :Punk::Punk::Punk:..........i rang the man involved and told im to come round and share a few beers with us but he reckons we just want to laugh at im.......:gob:never.......besides he said...i am a bit sore...

[deanohit]

:dodge: Still he's a lucky man. I wonder if he bought a Lotto ticket. With that sort of luck he'd win. :Punk:

Unless of course he used all his luck up in one go.:yes: Bloody twat, still every one makes mistakes, bet he learned his lesson:innocent:

[swbarnett]

True .... or good story?

Surely nobooby would/could be THAT stupid????

A name springs to mind - G. W. B...