Stuff WORTH getting upset about

[FROSTY]

In My personal opinion
We have minibikes being sold In New zealand that are unsafe to be on the road and yet we let it happen.
North shore hospital is DANGEROUSLY overloaded and understaffed Yet we do nothing.
The Government has 21 more sofa sitters even after on 27 November 1999 we voted 80:20 to this proposition: "Should the size of the House of Representatives be reduced from 120 members to 99 members?"
. Yet we shrug our shoulders and accept it.
Thats just three things I can think of worth getting upset about
Whats My point??
Dunno really just an observation

[JimO]

people get paid to stay at home and breed

[007XX]

people get paid to stay at home and breed

Really???:shit:
and there I am, working like a demon when I could be paid to stay at home and shag...
:doh:

But in regards to the minibikes, it's an interesting point...

[RantyDave]

Yeah, interesting isn't it?

I have a mate in the US who is really anti this US-going-to-shit thing. I keep meaning to ask him what he's planning to actually do about it, aside from bitching to me. But, it's a bit two faced, innit? It's not like NZ is completely free of problems.

In related news: I see that Kahui geezer is still walking around. (clichéd though it is to point it out)

Dave

[FROSTY]

Really???:shit:
and there I am, working like a demon when I could be paid to stay at home and shag...:doh:
That comment could get you in sooo much trouble

[Disco Dan]

I could be paid to stay at home and shag...
:doh:


Whats your hourly rate? :shutup:

[0arbreaka]

^^what he said...

[imdying]

people get paid to stay at home and breed
The statisticians are concerned that once the boomers start to drop off, that considered with our migration and birth rates, and we'll actually have a lack of population problem. If we can support those that stay home and breed so that they produce decent stock, then that's money well spent. Big if though.

[boomer]

my babies are doing fine thanks... ones handsomely cheeky whilst the other's too cute for words.

oh.. pocket bikes.. yeah; right on up there with the i give a fuck shelf. if people don't have the common sense they were born with then let them eat cake

[Hitcher]

Did we really vote 80:20 to remove MMP? I think not.

On 27 November 1999 we voted 80:20 to this proposition: "Should the size of the House of Representatives be reduced from 120 members to 99 members?"

For a variety of reasons the whole concept of Citizens' Initiated Referendums is a joke.

There have only been three of these since the CIR Act was passed in 1993. The referendum to accept MMP was passed in 1993 prior to this legislation.

The three referendums in question were:

1. Should the number of professional firefighters employed full time in the New Zealand Fire Service be reduced below the number employed on 1 January 1995?

Ludicrous. An industrial relations/employment matter should never have been put to the electorate to determine. And, as it transpired, what the electorate thought made not a jot of difference.

2. Should the size of the House of Representatives be reduced from 120 members to 99 members?

We all know what our elected Members of Parliament thought of this particular referendum outcome.

3. Should there be a reform of our justice system placing greater emphasis on the needs of victims, providing restitution and compensation for them and imposing minimum sentences and hard labour for all serious violent offences?

Another patently stupid proposition. A bit like having a referendum advocating world peace, amnesty for Ahmed Zaoui or a full pardon for David Bain. Again we all know what the outcome to this referendum was as well. Nothing.

Three-zip. Not a bad strike rate for an essentially bogus piece of legislation that deludes voters into thinking they can actually do something too change their nation, other than through the ballot box. It should repealed immediately.

[boomer]

Did we really vote 80:20 to remove MMP? I think not.

On 27 November 1999 we voted 80:20 to this proposition: "Should the size of the House of Representatives be reduced from 120 members to 99 members?"

For a variety of reasons the whole concept of Citizens' Initiated Referendums is a joke.

There have only been three of these since the CIR Act was passed in 1993. The referendum to accept MMP was passed in 1993 prior to this legislation.

The three referendums in question were:

1. Should the number of professional firefighters employed full time in the New Zealand Fire Service be reduced below the number employed on 1 January 1995?

Ludicrous. An industrial relations/employment matter should never have been put to the electorate to determine. And, as it transpired, what the electorate thought made not a jot of difference.

2. Should the size of the House of Representatives be reduced from 120 members to 99 members?

We all know what our elected Members of Parliament thought of this particular referendum outcome.

3. Should there be a reform of our justice system placing greater emphasis on the needs of victims, providing restitution and compensation for them and imposing minimum sentences and hard labour for all serious violent offences?

Another patently stupid proposition. A bit like having a referendum advocating world peace, amnesty for Ahmed Zaoui or a full pardon for David Bain.

how about you oldies all have a cup of hot horlicks and calm down

[Conquiztador]

I did get very upset when they stopped making the Bounty bar with the red wrapping, the one done with dark chocolate...

[Shadows]

Really???:shit:
and there I am, working like a demon when I could be paid to stay at home and shag...



That comment could get you in sooo much trouble

Actually I understand that is quite "not illegal" these days.

[Dadpole]

I did get very upset when they stopped making the Bounty bar with the red wrapping, the one done with dark chocolate...

Bugger the Bounty bar.
I am still highly pissed off about the demise of the Milko bar.

[Sanx]

I did get very upset when they stopped making the Bounty bar with the red wrapping, the one done with dark chocolate...

And when they renamed the Marathon bar to Snickers and Opal Fruits to Starburst. F'ing marketing execs.

[Biff]

Did we really vote 80:20 to remove MMP?

That's the only bit of your post I understood.

So the good guys voted to remove MMP did they? Good. Those pesty MMP things. Nothing but trouble. So I heard.

Am I warm?


What's an MMP?

[Brian d marge]

Good ole NZ ,,, Still mustn't grumble , mustn't grumble ,.... i dont like it when they grumble

The last good Idea the bench sitters has was ,,,hey , lets make education accessable to all ...I know they can borrow the money , and when they get a Job pay it back ,,,

and we have a skill shortage , so everyone will be winners ......


What Frosty maybe saying is , I am working my arse off just to stay afloat. and there seems to be a few on the gravy train paid for by my taxes and I dont like it.

I cannot see why it takes so many chief for so few Indians ... simplifications here but lets use Fulton Hogan

hole in road ,,needs fixing , Hole reported by motorist to local post office , fax sent to wellington, staff member faxes local crew , fix hole position x,y z . ,

next time posty goes post , has hole been fixed yes no , fax wellington . job signed off

6 odd people max , no highly paid nobbs

need an expert opinion , hey i know use internet and mobile phone


Government 30 people MAX , plus support staff ...

Stephen

[FROSTY]

Do you know how local council officials get a promotion/better pay-By proving themselves INCOMPETENT. That way they have staff allocated to them -More staff means more pay

[vifferman]

Three-zip. Not a bad strike rate for an essentially bogus piece of legislation that deludes voters into thinking they can actually do something too change their nation, other than through the ballot box. It should repealed immediately.
How does it work again? We have to have at least 200,000 signatures on a petition before parliament will consider it important, but they don't actually have to do anything about it?
But that's in line with other things. You can make submissions to any bill put before the Gubmint, but they don't have to do anything about it if they don't feel like it.

[Hitcher]

How does it work again?

Electors can force a non-binding referendum be held on a particular question if they collect signatures of at least 10% of all enrolled electors on a petition. Citizens' Initiated Referendum questions may only have two possible answers, such as "yes" and "no". The promoters of the CIR must first get their proposed referendum question and petition form approved, and then collect the required signatures within 12 months. There is a $50,000 spending limit on promoting a petition, as well as a $50,000 spending limit on campaigning for any particular result if a referendum is called. A new electoral roll will be produced prior to the referendum and voting will be either in person as for a parliamentary election, or by postal ballot.

[007XX]

That comment could get you in sooo much trouble

I'm aware of that...saying this, what if I was a guy and had made the same comment???



Whats your hourly rate? :shutup:


^^what he said...

:laugh:You haven't got enough money mate!

[007XX]

Actually I understand that is quite "not illegal" these days.

especially were we to put this comment back into the proper perspective by stipulating that I was talking about shaging my husband...you boys have such filthy minds!!!:nono::laugh:

[peasea]

How does it work again?


It doesn't.

[j_redley]

Blah blah blah, finding out that old condom did have a hole in it.

[Chrislost]

The statisticians are concerned that once the boomers start to drop off, that considered with our migration and birth rates, and we'll actually have a lack of population problem. If we can support those that stay home and breed so that they produce decent stock, then that's money well spent. Big if though.

what in fucks name have you been smoking mate!

the oens that are paid to stay at home and bread create the south auckland gang problem.
their breading lazy bastards not working ones!

[Chrislost]

fuck all you left wing hippy fucks

[Holy Roller]

What about us right wing hippy types I take it tjhat we are exculded from your comments:dodge:

[kevfromcoro]

Whats your hourly rate? :shutup:

By the hour??.i charge by the minute..its normally over in 3 minutes..and thats with a shower as well..

[kro]

I asked my 9 year old daughter what she was most afraid of the other day, her reply was not expected. Teenagers she said. She sees them doing stupid things, driving too fast, smoking around schools, and hassling younger kids, and even taunting adults, with language normally reserved for brothels and army training camps.

My daughter is afraid of your kids NZ, not dragons, or werewolves, or monsters hiding in the closet, or under her bed, but of the fruits of your over permissive soft cock, undisciplined parenting.

[janno]

I asked my 9 year old daughter what she was most afraid of the other day, her reply was not expected. Teenagers she said. She sees them doing stupid things, driving too fast, smoking around schools, and hassling younger kids, and even taunting adults, with language normally reserved for brothels and army training camps.

My daughter is afraid of your kids NZ, not dragons, or werewolves, or monsters hiding in the closet, or under her bed, but of the fruits of your over permissive soft cock, undisciplined parenting.

Now that makes me sad :weep:

And I'm old enough (36) to remember that before the various changes to laws which stripped police powers to prosecute minors, it wasn't as bad.

Must be turning into an old curmudgeon.

It's not as bad here in Aus, it is quite noticeable. (Yes, they do have similar problems, just not such a high proportion). I think it's because most kids, especially young males, are in an apprenticeship or some other work . . .

[007XX]

I asked my 9 year old daughter what she was most afraid of the other day, her reply was not expected. Teenagers she said. She sees them doing stupid things, driving too fast, smoking around schools, and hassling younger kids, and even taunting adults, with language normally reserved for brothels and army training camps.

My daughter is afraid of your kids NZ, not dragons, or werewolves, or monsters hiding in the closet, or under her bed, but of the fruits of your over permissive soft cock, undisciplined parenting.

yeah, that sucks big time...I'm seriously considering getting my boy into martial arts...not so that he can become some puffta Karate Kid, but just so that he can defend himself against bullies at school. Worst thing is, when our kids defend themselves, they are getting told off for using violence...What about fucking self defence????

The system can kiss my shiny hiney...:mad::shake:

[007XX]

By the hour??.i charge by the minute..its normally over in 3 minutes..and thats with a shower as well..

Apparently, they have very nice, shiny little pills to fix that these days...:innocent:

[Shadows]

what in fucks name have you been smoking mate!

the oens that are paid to stay at home and breed create the south auckland gang problem.
their breeding lazy bastards not working ones!

You forgot to mention that they all grow up to be Labour voters too.

[Hitcher]

You forgot to mention that they all grow up to be Labour voters too.

And why wouldn't they be? It's unlikely they would get treated as well under alternative regimes.

Using my "no representation without taxation" model, people who are not net contributors to the public purse would not be allowed to vote.

[avgas]

Government 30 people MAX , plus support staff ...

Thats generous, i was thinking take the same strategy,
1 for every million in the country.
We are a small country so i was thinkn 4?

[imdying]

the oens that are paid to stay at home and bread create the south auckland gang problem.
their breading lazy bastards not working ones!Yes, that's right. Every mother in NZ who is getting a benefit is contributing to the south Auckland gang problem.

I suppose you think taking the babies off of all the coons because they're not fit to be parents is the answer? That's working out real well in Australia at the moment so I hear.

[ManDownUnder]

Stuff worth getting pissed off about that I've personally seen?


Good people being treated like scum by their significant other
Good people being treated like scum by anyone
Any powerless innocent caught in a threatening situation
Society's incredibly ignorant attitude towards mental health
Arrogance... generally found in wankers
Theives
Bigots
Anyone dumb enough to maintain an opinion in the face of overwhelming evidenceLots more - need coffee...

[imdying]

My father-in-law borrowing my car then parking it in the garage in gear with the handbrake off so when I hop in and start it the next day it crashes into my wooden shelving that I built in year 12 for woodwork and the toolbox full of old screws and nuts and bolts that was sitting on top of the shelves falls onto the bonnet and I get fucken mad and my father-in-law just says "Hey you shoulda had yer foot on the brake!"I agree with your father in law, you shouldn't be starting a car that you're not fully in control off... hell I was taught to give the gear lever a wiggle before I even had a license.

[ManDownUnder]

And why wouldn't they be? It's unlikely they would get treated as well under alternative regimes.

Using my "no representation without taxation" model, people who are not net contributors to the public purse would not be allowed to vote.

Bollox to that. We need the Singapore model... representation my arse. We get a capable CEO at the helm, that makes some truly ugly decisions that impact a lot of people, shaking them out of their unfortunate, unskilled, and hopeless situations.

They WILL get educated to the best of their abilities... and then they WILL get a job. Sickness beneficiaries don't stay home on the dole - they simply change to a job they can do, until they're well again, or if they don't get well again, they get so damned good at their job they get to supervise others.

What??? I hear you say - they might not like that job?

Good. It's quite the incentive for them to get off their butts and find one they DO like. God forbid they should be productive.

Work for the dole is an easy first step. No worky no money... you do the math. Again - quite an incentive.

Prison... don't get me started on prison. Too easy, too comfy, too well stocked with good food. Prison is meant to be a bad place to be. Somewhere they do not want to go back.

Bring it on!

[Squiggles]

Bugger the Bounty bar.
I am still highly pissed off about the demise of the Milko bar.

WHAT ABOUT BANANA PADDLEPOPS????? :mad::mad::mad:

[MSTRS]

Bollox to that. We need the Singapore model... representation my arse. We get a capable CEO at the helm, that makes some truly ugly decisions that impact a lot of people, shaking them out of their unfortunate, unskilled, and hopeless situations.

They WILL get educated to the best of their abilities... and then they WILL get a job. Sickness beneficiaries don't stay home on the dole - they simply change to a job they can do, until they're well again, or if they don't get well again, they get so damned good at their job they get to supervise others.

What??? I hear you say - they might not like that job?

Good. It's quite the incentive for them to get off their butts and find one they DO like. God forbid they should be productive.

Work for the dole is an easy first step. No worky no money... you do the math. Again - quite an incentive.

Prison... don't get me started on prison. Too easy, too comfy, too well stocked with good food. Prison is meant to be a bad place to be. Somewhere they do not want to go back.

Bring it on!

Exactly. But it's well comfy in the TooEasyBasket....

[ManDownUnder]

Exactly. But it's well comfy in the TooEasyBasket....

YES!. And those of us paying for the food and nice appointments expected in the TooEasyBasket are looking in asking "WHAT THE FARK IS GOING ON IN THERE????"

If the response in any way resembles "but we deserve it" then I'm willing to correct them. They deserve it all right... a size 12 steel capped proctological motivational program...

Stick 'em in the military. Get some discipline in them...

[janno]

Sickness beneficiaries don't stay home on the dole - they simply change to a job they can do, until they're well again, or if they don't get well again, they get so damned good at their job they get to supervise others.




Oh dear! So when my transplant fails and leaves me with kidney failure again, and I can no longer summon the energy work to support myself because my blood is so toxic, despite dialysis, I am supposed to do what job?

I have a great job, journalism, not exactly physically demanding, and I am nearly at the stage now where it is very difficult to work, because my transplant is on the way out and my body is slowly getting poisoned. Have you ever had a really bad flu, come out the other side feeling like shit and like a bus has run over you?

That is what a lot of chronic illnesses are like. Willpower or skills have nothing to do with it. If they did, I'd be away and laughing, because I have plenty of both.

Yes, there are a lot of people who are on the sickness benefit for highly dodgy reasons, but for example my mother who had MS for 20 years and died as a tetraplegic - she should have been working at what job?

I hope you never have to find out what a debilitatingly severe illness is really like, because it's certainly not on my top ten list of fun occupations.

I'm not mad at you by the way, I just think you haven't engaged the braincells much on this one!

[Toaster]

Thats just three things I can think of worth getting upset about
Whats My point??
Dunno really just an observation

Good observations, yes VERY frustrating! I am sick of this Govt telling us what to do and how to live and taking our money off us only to give it to those that can't be buggered working in a tight labour market. I certainly don't accept it and vote and grizzle accordingly.

[vifferman]

WHAT ABOUT BANANA PADDLEPOPS????? :mad::mad::mad:
Careful there - paddlepops are an Aussie institution. :nono:

Oh - have I had a grizzle yet? I can't recall, and I'm too lazy/apathetic to go back through this thread and check.

The thing that pisses me off most is the overabundance of laws, rules'n'regulations protecting us from our own dumbarsedness. It's reinforcing the NannyState, and encouraging the lack of personal responsibility. It's got so that whenever almost anything adverse happens, no matter how trivial, some moron cries, "There should be a law against it!" or "What is the Gubmint going to do to fix this?"
Feck that - there's already too many rules, and the Gubmint meddles WAY too much as it is. Whatever happened to us being a nation of pioneers and innovators, and just getting on and doing stuff? Has the British DNA finally become dominant, and turned us into a pack of whingeing bastids?

Will there ever be a backlash against political correctness (now there's an oxymoron - the politicians[ are not at all correct, but oh so precious and self-important) and against our over-regulated, far-from-free society?

[ManDownUnder]

Oh dear! So when my transplant fails and leaves me with kidney failure again, and I can no longer summon the energy work to support myself because my blood is so toxic, despite dialysis, I am supposed to do what job?

I have a great job, journalism, not exactly physically demanding, and I am nearly at the stage now where it is very difficult to work, because my transplant is on the way out and my body is slowly getting poisoned. Have you ever had a really bad flu, come out the other side feeling like shit and like a bus has run over you?

That is what a lot of chronic illnesses are like. Willpower or skills have nothing to do with it. If they did, I'd be away and laughing, because I have plenty of both.

Yes, there are a lot of people who are on the sickness benefit for highly dodgy reasons, but for example my mother who had MS for 20 years and died as a tetraplegic - she should have been working at what job?

I hope you never have to find out what a debilitatingly severe illness is really like, because it's certainly not on my top ten list of fun occupations.

I'm not mad at you by the way, I just think you haven't engaged the braincells much on this one!


There's a pretty simple solution to it - if you CAN'T work then that's a perfectly reasonable out. I have long held the view a society is judged on how it treats it's weak and infirm...

I didn't mention it but part of that... "manifesto"... is to use the money gained from the increase in productiivity for the good of the citizens (obviously - why else would you do it...?)

Which means funding for treatment, GOOD treatment. People with renal failure, needing transplants etc GET THEM... no waiting lists, no BS referrals back to a GP if you've been on the list more then 18 months (WTF is THAT about???).

My possibly naieve thought is that those tthat can be contributing should be... people can opt out with the blessing of the state... and support from the state. If you want to live the good life... by all means do so. Just don't expect me to be paying your way.

I'm simply talking about turning the heat up on slackers. Those with genuine needs get them attended to because we all benefit... I have nothing to gain by someone suffering kidney failure being forced to work in the mills. I do have something to gain by you being taken care of, to the highest degree possible, and getting you back into society as soon as reasonably possible.

I hope that makes sense? It's no a no care approach. Quite the opposite - it's a mutual respect approach. The State does stuff for me, I'll do stuff for the State... ... and between us both, we both benefit.

[Hitcher]

I believe that society has a responsibility to look after people who can't look after themselves. But it should resist any temptation to support people who can. As Richard Prebble once noted, social welfare should be a safety net, not a hammock.

[MSTRS]

Stick 'em in the military. Get some discipline in them...

...and a bullet or two for some of them. Cannonfodder was a check/balance in itself...

[ManDownUnder]

...and a bullet or two for some of them. Cannonfodder was a check/balance in itself...

LOL while I hear what you're saying I'm afraid that is where we part ways. Enforced training does not equal enforced service. Being without work doesn't equal the states entitlement to put your life on the line.

If you volunteer for the army - that's whole different case (as it is today). I'm simply talking about teaching slack bastards to actually get out of bed... make it and feed themselves good food so they're ready for what comes next in a productive day.

As opposed to staying in bed till Thursday because you're sick of that Playstation game and Thursday is when your dole comes through and you can afford the latest variant of digital timewaster/life sap.

[janno]

Ah, we are in agreement then, MDU.

Slackers should be burnt and rendered down for biodegradable fuel - their organs donated first, of course . . . :innocent:. I'd be happy to donate my time to being on the adjudicating panel - there! A job I could do!

I can tell you though, I've felt absolutely humilated every time I've had to deal with WINZ. Make you feel like a failure. Though the people I deal with seem thrilled to be talking to someone who wants to work but can't , rather than someone who won't.

[MSTRS]

Slackers should be burnt and rendered down for biodegradable fuel - their organs donated first, of course . . . :innocent:. I'd be happy to donate my time to being on the adjudicating panel - there! A job I could do!


And 'conflict of interest' raises its curly head....
Actually, I wasn't proposing that the 'slackers' be shot...just pointing out that the historic role of the great unwashed was that of cannonfodder.

[ManDownUnder]

And 'conflict of interest' raises its curly head....
Actually, I wasn't proposing that the 'slackers' be shot...just pointing out that the historic role of the great unwashed was that of cannonfodder.

LOL... fair point.

Re the great unwashed I'd prefer to wash 'em ... stand 'em in the sun and help them help themselves... after that - their fate is their own... no problems giving someone a fresh start, and to be honest I expect many will need 2... and the occasional 3... but each one will be less comfortable than the previous one.

[MSTRS]

LOL... fair point.

Re the great unwashed I'd prefer to wash 'em ... stand 'em in the sun and help them help themselves... after that - their fate is their own... no problems giving someone a fresh start, and to be honest I expect many will need 2... and the occasional 3... but each one will be less comfortable than the previous one.

Come now, surely the policy of throwing more money at them works well? After all, it's the lack of the stuff that got them in that position in the first place....

[ManDownUnder]

Come now, surely the policy of throwing more money at them works well? After all, it's the lack of the stuff that got them in that position in the first place....

Substitute "discipline" for "money" in that sentence and you'll have my complete agreement. In many ways wealth is merely an artefact of discipline....

Give 'em what they need - not what they want.

[avgas]

All the new bike designers are smoking crap,
Moto-GP when from a alcohol fuel fun sport with 2 strokes - to machines that hum more that most mothers virbrators.
F1 is still full of wankers.
Rally lost half its teams.
The US keep loosing currency faster than the war in iraq.
Rakon are still in Business (dont worry, its a personal thing not political).
People live in million dollar mansions, on unemployment benefit.
Degree's are worth a pinch of shit in NZ.
Companies like TrendWest can advertise illegally about competitions.

[tri boy]

In many ways wealth is merely an artefact of discipline....

No no good sir, wealth can be a reward for self discipline.(excluding all that cool kinky shit that catches my attention).

[janno]

And 'conflict of interest' raises its curly head....


Yup, yup and yuppity yup on that one.

Every time I see someone competing for the next Darwin awards, I think "there goes a lovely set of kidneys . . ." :innocent:


And heart, and lungs and pancreas etc . . .

Not a brain though, there doesn't seem to be a brain :shit:

[Animal]

Bollox to that. We need the Singapore model...

Bring it on!

I like your point of view!

[Chrislost]

What about us right wing hippy types I take it tjhat we are exculded from your comments:dodge:

yeah! havnt met many of you guys yet, so i dont hate you yet :yes:

[Scouse]

In My personal opinion
We have minibikes being sold In New zealand that are unsafe to be on the road and yet we let it happen.Easily fixed just dont buy one

[Chrislost]

You forgot to mention that they all grow up to be Labour voters too.

dam good point!
how could i have forgotten that :gob:

[Chrislost]

Yes, that's right. Every mother in NZ who is getting a benefit is contributing to the south Auckland gang problem.

I suppose you think taking the babies off of all the coons because they're not fit to be parents is the answer? That's working out real well in Australia at the moment so I hear.

if you line them up and cull them itd work!

[RantyDave]

Like this:

http://stuff.co.nz/4125616a10.html

Arsehole (29) puts his Xbox on trademe, collects the money, doesn't send the gear. Does this three times, once to a 13 year old boy who took up a paper round to buy it.

Eventually the long arm of the law catches up with him, he gets hauled into court and bearing in mind his TWENTY ONE previous convictions for dishonesty offences ... he gets a final warning.

Final warning? That's the second one, if we're being lenient today. Cunt should have been chained up litter picking off the side of SH1 for the last ten years. Rehabilitation? Take all his shit and sell it. Give the money to .... me, for instance. Then teach the bastard to work. Every day.

GHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGH ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY!

Dave

[Hitcher]

GHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGH ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY!

Have you ever considered a career as a Kiwi Biker Moderator?

[RantyDave]

So, there was this event, and it caused a great traffic jam to form outside my mate's house where I was having a splendid and gently drunk Sunday afternoon sitting on the deck. Suddenly, in the middle of this completely stopped traffic jam, someone decided to sit on the horn for a while:

"BAAAAAAAP! BAAAAAP! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! BAAP! BAAP! BAAP! BAAAAAAAPPPP!!"

Mate's missus looked in the general direction of twat-with-horn and said "Well, that's gonna help".


Have you ever considered a career as a Kiwi Biker Moderator?

Well, that's gonna help.

Dave

[ManDownUnder]

BAAAAAAAP! BAAAAAP! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! BAAP! BAAP! BAAP! BAAAAAAAPPPP!!


Well, that's gonna help.Dave

I see your point...

[MisterD]

Why don't the AB's all jump up in the air at the end of the Haka like they used to? That photo you used to get with them all apparently chopped off at the knees was fantastic...

[Chrislost]

why not?
why do they keep changing the dam thing!