Never piss a guy off who owns a backhoe!

[oldrider]

Read a lot of stuff about getting even on KB forums, hows this! :shit: John.

[janno]

Now that is truly stylish.

Simple yet effective.

Very, VERY impressed! :Punk:

[Hitcher]

Now that, is all class.

[bert_is_evil]

That is very cool

[xwhatsit]

Bahahaha, brilliant!

My father likes to tell this story of when he was a youngster at secondary school. There was a teacher that nobody liked very much; I think he taught maths, was a bit of a ponce, liked to give detentions for the slightest transgression, etc. I'm sure you all remember school. Anyway, he drove a Fiat 500 (Bambina), lovely car that they are (I still want one for my first car).

One day he finally `crossed the line' in the eyes of my father and his mates, so they decided to do something about it. What they did was about eight or nine of them, during lunch break, went to his car, gathered around it, lifted the car up -- then carried it into the main quadrangle. The interesting thing was, was that there were two netball/basketball hoops back-to-back, only a small distance further apart than the length of the Fiat 500. So of course they set the car down right in the middle of these two posts.

Apparently it took him nearly an hour to point-turn his car out of the quadrangle once school finished, with quite a few students looking on :)

[BuFfY]

Wow, they must have done something pretttttty bad!

[nadroj]

A local character who had his own quarry had a visit from a labour dept inspector. While the inspector was laying down the law his car was picked up with a forklift & placed on the crusher infeed about 20 feet in the air.

They came to a compromise.

[Street Gerbil]

There is something truly Old Testament-ish about building an armored bulldozer and leveling the town to get even (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer).

[Holy Roller]

Bahahaha, brilliant!

My father likes to tell this story of when he was a youngster at secondary school. There was a teacher that nobody liked very much; I think he taught maths, was a bit of a ponce, liked to give detentions for the slightest transgression, etc. I'm sure you all remember school. Anyway, he drove a Fiat 500 (Bambina), lovely car that they are (I still want one for my first car).

One day he finally `crossed the line' in the eyes of my father and his mates, so they decided to do something about it. What they did was about eight or nine of them, during lunch break, went to his car, gathered around it, lifted the car up -- then carried it into the main quadrangle. The interesting thing was, was that there were two netball/basketball hoops back-to-back, only a small distance further apart than the length of the Fiat 500. So of course they set the car down right in the middle of these two posts.

Apparently it took him nearly an hour to point-turn his car out of the quadrangle once school finished, with quite a few students looking on :)

Wasn't Whangarei Boys High as the same stunt was done in the late 70s to a similar teacher there.

[SARGE]

too much like work...

[007XX]

:laugh: aaawwe...Very good...I like that lots and am already thinking of a few candidates!:devil2:

[Toaster]

I love revenge. I can smell the hate!

[FROSTY]

Bahahaha, brilliant!

My father likes to tell this story of when he was a youngster at secondary school. There was a teacher that nobody liked very much; I think he taught maths, was a bit of a ponce, liked to give detentions for the slightest transgression, etc. I'm sure you all remember school. Anyway, he drove a Fiat 500 (Bambina), lovely car that they are (I still want one for my first car).

One day he finally `crossed the line' in the eyes of my father and his mates, so they decided to do something about it. What they did was about eight or nine of them, during lunch break, went to his car, gathered around it, lifted the car up -- then carried it into the main quadrangle. The interesting thing was, was that there were two netball/basketball hoops back-to-back, only a small distance further apart than the length of the Fiat 500. So of course they set the car down right in the middle of these two posts.

Apparently it took him nearly an hour to point-turn his car out of the quadrangle once school finished, with quite a few students looking on :)
Your dad diddn't go to Thames High school by any chance??

[ManDownUnder]

:laugh: aaawwe...Very good...I like that lots and am already thinking of a few candidates!:devil2:

Fuggoff you... you've seen the friends I have... LOLOL!

[007XX]

Fuggoff you... you've seen the friends I have... LOLOL!

Nah mate, I wasn't thinking of you...although as a prank...:innocent:
I'm sure Sarge would help...:laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

Nah mate, I wasn't thinking of you...although as a prank...:innocent:
I'm sure Sarge would help...:laugh:

Course he would... after a couple of days pissing himself laughing...

[McJim]

Interesting - when I read the title though I glanced and thought you meant a Black Ho' - thought it a bit racist at the time but it's all in the translation eh?

[Curious_AJ]

haahahaa. revenge... all made sweeter by the look on the persons face when they see what has happened... and its on film...

[ManDownUnder]

Interesting - when I read the title though I glanced and thought you meant a Black Ho' - thought it a bit racist at the time but it's all in the translation eh?

Well if she's in the ute it would seem she's a squirter...

[SARGE]

Nah mate, I wasn't thinking of you...although as a prank...:innocent:
I'm sure Sarge would help...:laugh:

i can get a D10 Cat from the States easy enough ..

[007XX]

i can get a D10 Cat from the States easy enough ..

Now that's the spirit...:Punk::Punk::Punk:

[SARGE]

Now that's the spirit...:Punk::Punk::Punk:

but i can mix shit up from the garden shed that would lift a house 4 metres off its foundations..


much more fun.. cheaper and no paperwork..:innocent:

god i hate paperwork

[pete376403]

Bahahaha, brilliant!

My father likes to tell this story of when he was a youngster at secondary school. There was a teacher that nobody liked very much; I think he taught maths, was a bit of a ponce, liked to give detentions for the slightest transgression, etc. I'm sure you all remember school. Anyway, he drove a Fiat 500 (Bambina), lovely car that they are (I still want one for my first car).

One day he finally `crossed the line' in the eyes of my father and his mates, so they decided to do something about it. What they did was about eight or nine of them, during lunch break, went to his car, gathered around it, lifted the car up -- then carried it into the main quadrangle. The interesting thing was, was that there were two netball/basketball hoops back-to-back, only a small distance further apart than the length of the Fiat 500. So of course they set the car down right in the middle of these two posts.

Apparently it took him nearly an hour to point-turn his car out of the quadrangle once school finished, with quite a few students looking on :)
Did your dad go to Heretaunga college in Upper Hutt? There was a teacher there, (Steve?) Evans, taught maths and woodwork, and had a Bambina. It got put onto the assembly hall stage. This would be back in the mid 60's

[ManDownUnder]

Now that's the spirit...:Punk::Punk::Punk:


but i can mix shit up from the garden shed that would lift a house 4 metres off its foundations..


much more fun.. cheaper and no paperwork..:innocent:

god i hate paperwork

Oh dear God. The potential for destructive synergy here is giving me the runs... (can I join in??? )

[007XX]

but i can mix shit up from the garden shed that would lift a house 4 metres off its foundations..


much more fun.. cheaper and no paperwork..:innocent:



Oh man...music to my ears!!! I wonder when MDU is going to comment on this one:shutup::laugh:???

[SARGE]

Oh dear God. The potential for destructive synergy here is giving me the runs... (can I join in??? )

hheeheh ... you got a lotta land cross th road from your place ..wanna see a better way to cut firewood?

[Curious_AJ]

but i can mix shit up from the garden shed that would lift a house 4 metres off its foundations..


much more fun.. cheaper and no paperwork..:innocent:

god i hate paperwork

who doesnt?

for all of the above..LOL!

[007XX]

Oh dear God. The potential for destructive synergy here is giving me the runs... (can I join in??? )

Only if you got the right toys for this game...A monster truck would do nicely!!!:rockon:

But eh, hang on, you were supposed to be on the receiving end...:shit:

[SARGE]

But eh, hang on, you were supposed to be on the receiving end...:shit:

oh... nevermind then..i thought he was JOINING us ..


im tired .. ive been sitting in a wind tunnel warehouse for 2 days waiting to get my truck issued

[007XX]

oh... nevermind then..i thought he was JOINING us ..


:shutup::shutup::shutup:I'm not going to comment, MDU would like that too much :laugh:

Right, on this happy note, I'm off to bed:dodge:

[Colapop]

O jeez! I was just off to pick up the JCB!!

[Bullitt]

It would appear the lesson from this thread is if your a teacher dont drive a small car such as a bambina:dodge:

[Chrislost]

my math teacher was really really really fine!
i dont think anyone tapped her though!

dam i wana a bulldozer like that one!

[xwhatsit]

Your dad diddn't go to Thames High school by any chance??

Wasn't Whangarei Boys High as the same stunt was done in the late 70s to a similar teacher there.

Did your dad go to Heretaunga college in Upper Hutt? There was a teacher there, (Steve?) Evans, taught maths and woodwork, and had a Bambina. It got put onto the assembly hall stage. This would be back in the mid 60's
Ahahaha I can see this wasn't an isolated incident! :lol:

He went to Rutherford High School in Te Atatu (pretty rough, still is apparently) in the mid-to-late 70s.

Message to GiJoe1313 and other secondary teachers -- don't buy a Fiat Bambina!

[MSTRS]

It would appear the lesson from this thread is if your a teacher dont drive a small car such as a bambina:dodge:

Precisely. I went to Hutt Valley High, '71 - '75. There was a legend there referred to in oh-so-hushed tones about a Bambina carried up a stairwell to the first landing (This was in the old original 2 storey building which had very wide stairs).
May have been an urban legend tho
BUT I personally 'witnessed' an incident where a Bambina was turned front wheels in to the curb. The problem for the owner came when they discovered the car could not surmount the gutter-height, and reverse gear did not work.

[FROSTY]

I think I've still got photographic evidence of this one.

[ManDownUnder]

But eh, hang on, you were supposed to be on the receiving end...:shit:

OI you... I'm no that kind of boy...


hheeheh ... you got a lotta land cross th road from your place ..wanna see a better way to cut firewood?

Would love to but... does it mean I'd have to walk far and wide to pick up all the bits?

[Sanx]

It was traditional in my school that the leaving sixth formers played some sort of prank on the day they left (or the evening afterwards). One year it involved painting the whole front fence and gates (big complicated cast iron jobbies) flourescent pink (the school (http://www.crgs.co.uk/) colour, including uniform, is purple!). Another year, they filled the swimming pool up with food colouring.

My year, we were a ltitle adventurous, aided by the fact we'd recruited about 20 people. We disassembled an old unregistered mini we bought for twenty quid from a wreckers yard, and then piece by piece carried it up a ladder with a few ropes) onto the roof of the three story school administration building. A 12ft flag pole was then ceremonially raised through the Mini roof, with a flag reading "Waz Chanks" (an amusing - when you're 18 years old - reference to the mastubatory habits of a certain deputy headmaster).

The only thing that defeated us was getting the engine block up the ladder; otherwise, it was a completely successful exercise - all carried out at 2am in pitch darkness.

[deanohit]

God, this thred is the funniest ever, sounds like some good pranks were played on some people.

On one of our teachers car, we placed 3 condoms inside each other with the opening taped over the exaust, man they can blow up large, they go with a hell of a bang though.

[Laava]

Wasn't Whangarei Boys High as the same stunt was done in the late 70s to a similar teacher there.
Which teacher HR? I was there '77 on, er, well till early 80.
Wasn't Bumpy was it with his beetle?

[Laava]

Here's a couple or three. Tie a washer to someones driveshaft on a short piece of wire so that when driving it smacks against the floor.
Using 10min Araldite, glue some small blocks of wood on the top of one or all tyres. Gadoonk, gadoonk, etc.
Fill the headlights with an acetylene mix and break glass off bulbs before re-inserting. Then when you drive up behind someone you don't like or enjoy frightening, simply turn on the lights, showering them and anyone else in a huge radius with fragmented headlights and excessive noise.
Put oysters in hubcaps
Have done some/all of the above at some point

[NordieBoy]

I've heard an oyster sellotaped under the desk when you finally leave your old job works as well.

[deanohit]

Put oysters in hubcaps

Jeez, you've got some good one. I have wired a steak to the exaust of a mates car before, then he's wondering why it's smoking out the back of his car. He reckoned it smelt really good when he got out, though burnt.

[marty]

Fraser High Hamilton circa 1983ish. Science teacher's Bambina would regularly end up on the landing of the concrete steps up to the bus lane. I can't remember his name though - he wore big thick glasses. In hindsight, he was a good bugger with a hell of a sense of humour. He would just drive the car down the stairs, through the school, and away :)

[MVnut]

A Drott skid shovel makes an even better job LOL:done: sorry but I never took any pics

[kevfromcoro]

Dead fish on the exhaust manifold
Paint can wirred to the exhaust....makes a bit of a mess when it blows.
Went out with a shelia with one of those Fiat Bamby things
F...ckin thing wouldnt pull a niger off your sister

[speedpro]

Castrol 6-hour party at friends house in Feilding. Get up next morning to return to Auckland and house owner is going on about mates "rat" honda. Rat normally meaning ratty. This time though it referred to the dead rat draped over the collector of the 4:1. It was well roasted by the time we stopped for gas and discovered it.

Have also had a hand in wedging a mini, sideways, between two buses at a sports meeting. Cable tying small bikes to rafters is good for a laugh as well.