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Sniper
12th July 2007, 20:14
You have 1 bullet and you are very hungry. Which do you shoot?
RantyDave
12th July 2007, 20:16
I dunno, they seem pretty calm ... wait for a while and you might get a chance to headshot both of them.

Dave
Sniper
12th July 2007, 20:17
On a serious note though.

There are many different folk in the world, we never will live in peice, but looking at these makes you realise that we could. Life is too short to worry about who says your arse is fat or you are a crap shot. This brings this into perspective.




EDIT: No I am not turning into a tree hugging, touchy feely hippie. I would choose to shoot with a bullet over shooting with a camera , but say la vee (sp)
ZeroIndex
12th July 2007, 20:18
You have 1 bullet and you are very hungry. Which do you shoot?
F**k Thumper, BAMBI MUST DIE!!!!!!!
janno
12th July 2007, 20:19
Aw dammit - that's not fair!! Very cute and furry.

Though I'd be happy to cook a delicious roast with all the trimmings or rabbit casserole if someone else did the deed for me.

I'd probably be able to strangle the little bastard's necks barehanded if one of them ate the wiring on my bike . . . :innocent:Then I'd have a bullet for the next person who tried to mow me down on the bike.

If I was a great shot and was able to shoot them from far away (eg 500m) I'd do it though.

Rabbit pie is delicious. Roast veni is devine. :yes: Hmm. Veni - more meat.
ZeroIndex
12th July 2007, 20:19
On a serious note though.

There are many different folk in the world, we never will live in peice, but looking at these makes you realise that we could. Life is too short to worry about who says your arse is fat, or you are a crap shot. This brings this into perspective.
Ahhh... so this isn't just about spotting Walt Disney characters?
MisterD
12th July 2007, 20:20
Easy, Bambi's a bigger target and I'm not a very good shot...
NighthawkNZ
12th July 2007, 20:21
You have 1 bullet and you are very hungry. Which do you shoot?

What calibar and is it a solid nose bullet... kill both with one shot...?
Jantar
12th July 2007, 20:28
I'm with rantyDave and NightHawk, One bullet will get both. :yes:
007XX
12th July 2007, 20:34
Bambi's got to go...there is more meat, so more meals guaranteed for longer...

And yes, I can gut and cook the bugger...As far as shooting it is concerned, I'm keen to learn...
Grahameeboy
12th July 2007, 20:42
I'd miss and hit the tree.............................
Smokin
12th July 2007, 20:47
Ya better shoot one of them coz it looks like they are in love and god only knows what the babies will look like.
justsomeguy
12th July 2007, 21:04
I'm not a vegetarian, for animals to be eaten, they need to be killed...can't have it any other way, no matter how cute they look.

So, if it was a matter of life and death and if I was a special forces operative with excellent marksmanship (like our friend Sniper who could hit a Barn Door Knob from two farms away) I would take out either of them. If I felt I could crawl back to civilization in a day or so the rabbit would go as I wouldn't want to waste a deer when just a little bit of meat would suffice.

Also I've never eaten rabbit, whereas I used to eat Venison pretty much twice a week back in the city of snails. Buy it from Pak N' Save, lovely lean meat, goes great in stews, stir frys, fried rice, even curries.

Right, now I've got to go home and decide what to pick from the fridge, I've got tuna, chicken, kangaroo, gourmet pork sausages and some steak.:love:

Damn it Sniper you're making me hungry and I'm still stuck in the office...
Hitcher
12th July 2007, 21:07
Peace and C'est la vie.

Question: What calibre weapon are we shooting with? Anything bigger than a .22 and there may not be much left of Thumper.
Sniper
12th July 2007, 21:13
So, if it was a matter of life and death and if I had excellent marksmanship skills (like our friend Sniper who could hit a Barn Door Knob from two farms away) I would take out either of them. If I felt I could crawl back to civilization in a day or so the rabbit would go as I wouldn't want to waste a deer when just a little bit of meat would suffice....

Lol, cheers mate, but you are too kind. Good call, no point killing for the sake of it. Only kill what you need to survive.


Also I've never eaten rabbit, whereas I used to eat Venison pretty much twice a week back in the city of snails. Buy it from Pak N' Save, lovely lean meat, goes great in stews, stir frys, fried rice, even curries....

Hmmm, venison. Must get some out the freezer now you mention it. Either that or wild pork ;)


Damn it Sniper you're making me hungry and I'm still stuck in the office...

Lol, sorry mate


Peace and C'est la vie.

Question: What calibre weapon are we shooting with? Anything bigger than a .22 and there may not be much left of Thumper.


Many thanks for the spelling Hitcher. I was struggeling with it. The weapon used is up to you.
Lissa
12th July 2007, 21:16
I shot a rabbit once... right through the eye... so I would probably go for that if I HAD to.

On the other hand I have seen a rabbit that got shot in the leg, and it screamed like a baby... I will never forget that, so if you have to shoot it, make sure you kill it out right, so it doesnt suffer.

I would rather shoot at claybirds... not as tasty though.
Swoop
12th July 2007, 21:18
More meat off of bambi.

You can use the antlers to spear thumper with...
Hitcher
12th July 2007, 21:21
The weapon used is up to you.

OK. An AW50 headshot on Bambi and take Thumper out with the splatter.
Sniper
12th July 2007, 21:24
OK. An AW50 headshot on Bambi and take Thumper out with the splatter.

I wouldnt say there would be much of bambi left with a AW50
SlashWylde
12th July 2007, 21:39
EDIT: No I am not turning into a tree hugging, touchy feely hippie...

Dude, you like, so totally are!

Takes one to know one :innocent:
SlashWylde
12th July 2007, 21:41
...On the other hand I have seen a rabbit that got shot in the leg, and it screamed like a baby... I will never forget that, so if you have to shoot it, make sure you kill it out right, so it doesnt suffer.

Fuckin-A!

(10 char)
Sniper
12th July 2007, 21:44
Fuckin-A!

(10 char)

Fucken A as in shoot to wound or shoot to kill.

I know MDU, Smokin and I have a good way of making sure they dont suffer :innocent:
Timber020
12th July 2007, 22:42
I would kill both of them by hand and keep the bullet spare incase I meet a politician.
sAsLEX
12th July 2007, 23:05
Simple. Both.

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ManDownUnder
13th July 2007, 10:23
LOL... gimme a 50 cal... and I'd shoot bambi right up the arse.

He's be killed, skinned, gutted, and reduced to individual portions before he hit the ground.

Thumper'd probably die of fright too...
sAsLEX
13th July 2007, 10:30
LOL... gimme a 50 cal... and I'd shoot bambi right up the arse.

He's be killed, skinned, gutted, and reduced to individual portions before he hit the ground.

Thumper'd probably die of fright too...
50 cals are so yesterday

<img src=http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=66014&stc=1&d=1184279350>

Your little 50cal is on top below
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ManDownUnder
13th July 2007, 10:33
50 cals are so yesterday

Your little 50cal is on top below
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=66015&stc=1&d=1184279350

WA THA FA?????

A dildo gun?
sAsLEX
13th July 2007, 10:37
WA THA FA?????

A dildo gun?

20MM of fun...... 4 times as much recoil as the pansy 50cal hence the large recoil tube..... the round was developed in WWII as an anti air round and is still used as such and can be HE or armour piercing, the latter probably being the better choice if you wanted some meat left and were shooting through the rabbit to get the deer......
Swoop
13th July 2007, 10:38
50 cals are so yesterday
Your little 50cal is on top below
He has the entire range covered. Pistol for the close work and (20mm?) for the longer stuff... REALLY longer stuff!:rockon:
ManDownUnder
13th July 2007, 10:52
20MM of fun...... 4 times as much recoil as the pansy 50cal hence the large recoil tube..... the round was developed in WWII as an anti air round and is still used as such and can be HE or armour piercing, the latter probably being the better choice if you wanted some meat left and were shooting through the rabbit to get the deer......

yeah but...
It'd be a bastard of a thing to carry... What's wrong with a 270 or 7mm-08 (among many many other choices...)
The Pastor
13th July 2007, 11:03
I shot a rabbit once... right through the eye... so I would probably go for that if I HAD to.

On the other hand I have seen a rabbit that got shot in the leg, and it screamed like a baby... I will never forget that, so if you have to shoot it, make sure you kill it out right, so it doesnt suffer.

I would rather shoot at claybirds... not as tasty though.


YEAH I SHOT A RABBIT WITH AN AIR RIFLE WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, IT WENT THROUGH THE CHEST BUT THE BASTRED RAN OFF, I COULD HEAR IT FOR HOURS BUT COULDNT FIND IT.