Sex...

[Grahameeboy]

in a disabled toilet.....

Well I take my Daughter to the disabled toilet on the Ferry wharf. The sign appears to be half vacant....waited a while....knocked on the door several times and asked if anyone was there....no answer.

So I use my key to open using the flat headed hole on outside, open the door and there are 2 teenagers (boy and girl!!) on the floor, half naked....

Well all fun aside I was not impressed....politely told them to leave immediately.....then the girl asks if I can close the door why she puts her clothes on...."Sorry" I said, "you lost that luxury as this is a disabled toilet"....plus my Daughter was bursting.."Out Now please"

Do they have no shame.....doing it in a disabled toilet.

Lots of laughs though.....and no questions from Nats...phew

[ManDownUnder]

Do they have no shame.....doing it in a disabled toilet.

Lots of laughs though.....and no questions from Nats...phew

LOL they have shame... they just have nowhere private they can call their own so they got creative.

I'd put it down to "funny things that sometimes happen"

[canarlee]

and you didnt get foto graphic evidence???


d00d im dissapointed lol

[BuFfY]

ewww on the floor in a public toilet is just wrong! And poor you for having to see it!!
They should have just gone and done it in the car like all teenagers do!

[Grahameeboy]

LOL they have shame... they just have nowhere private they can call their own so they got creative.

I'd put it down to "funny things that sometimes happen"

True....it was funny as but they still needed to be told...anywhere else I would have walked away but you know me and 'disability'...........I was polite and all that....but there are some things that need respect....

[Grahameeboy]

and you didnt get foto graphic evidence???


d00d im dissapointed lol

Yep...and Nats is already onto you dude........:yes:

[Morcs]

You shouldve proceeded to give them a nice long lecture on the practices of safe sex and what implications underage pregnancy can bring blah blah whilst they were still there naked...oh the shame!

Now that would be funny...

[Grahameeboy]

You shouldve proceeded to give them a nice long lecture on the practices of safe sex and what implications underage pregnancy can bring blah blah whilst they were still there naked...oh the shame!

Now that would be funny...

In front of my 4 year old Daughter.......bugger how slack of me...he he

[Curious_AJ]

thats disgraceful... even I"VE not doen that!!

and toilet floors are gross! i wont even sit on the toilet seat in public toilets!!

[Grahameeboy]

thats disgraceful... even I"VE not doen that!!

and toilet floors are gross! i wont even sit on the toilet seat in public toilets!!


So what have yoo done?

Worse it was in Devonport...gracious me

[Curious_AJ]

devonport... *shudders* .. and I've done some things.. lol... but you shall not know those :D

[canarlee]

devonport... *shudders* .. and I've done some things.. lol... but you shall not know those :D

aww come on dont tease...........

[Drum]

Weren't you ever a teenager? Hormones running wild and all that.

[avgas]

Did they walk out?

[Grahameeboy]

Did they walk out?

She was bow legged and he tripped over something....:gob:

[ManDownUnder]

Weren't you ever a teenager? Hormones running wild and all that.

Exactly... God forbid there should ever be a list of admissions of sins from our collective teenage years. I'm personally grateful to be alive considering the intoxicated state of the drivers I was riding with at one point.

The teenage years are supposed to be slightly insane... that's what makes them so good.

It was summed up in a poster I saw once...
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[Sparky Bills]

HAHAHAHAHA!
Kids these days !

[Scouse]

Fuckin killjoy if the bog was in Devonport and your house in Devonport, you should have left them to it and taken your daughter back home seein as how you live close by

[Curious_AJ]

his daughter was busting... so she had to use the toilet "NOW"

at least they left... and tripping and bow-leggedness all the more to laugh at!

[scumdog]

Weren't you ever a teenager? Hormones running wild and all that.

Shee-it, stuff like that has happened to CB and I in the recent past (but not in public loos though - and we weren't caught):shutup:
Didn't know it was just teenagers that had the privelege of 'hormones running wild and all that'! :innocent:

[Maha]

She was bow legged and he tripped over something....:gob:

He must have cock the size of a babys arm to make her walk bow legged, or was there a horse parked outside?....

[MSTRS]

She was bow legged and he tripped over something....:gob:

Oh...so they were disabled and had a right to use the facilities? Did you ask to see their mobility card?

[bert_is_evil]

Call me prude but I'm still grossed out by the thought of doing anything at all on the floor of a public toilet let alone lying around in there naked :sick:

[limbimtimwim]

No, you are not a prude. Public toilet is just gross.

Public outdoor spaces are much cleaner.

[Street Gerbil]

I suppose it is just a question of who says "out now" first.

[boomer]

Grahameboys only angry 'cos thats HIS local cottaging spot...

Eeeeeewwwwww.. homo's :sick:

[Curious_AJ]

Call me prude but I'm still grossed out by the thought of doing anything at all on the floor of a public toilet let alone lying around in there naked :sick:


i agree with you on that...

[Street Gerbil]

i agree with you on that...


No, you are not a prude. Public toilet is just gross.

Public outdoor spaces are much cleaner.


Call me prude but I'm still grossed out by the thought of doing anything at all on the floor of a public toilet let alone lying around in there naked :sick:

Amen to that, but regardless of the location, being caught in the act, I'd respond, "pops, close the door or are you gonna watch?" just on general principles.
One of my favorite Farscape quotations:
-"If you are here to give me another lecture, go away."
-"Well, if you are going to be as sour as an unmated flibisk, I will go away."
-"What the hell's a flibisk?"
-"A flibisk...a flibisk...is a, uh, ten-legged creature, 'bout this big, very tasty if prepared right. But, if you prevent it from mating, it gets very disagreeable."
-"Hell, who doesn't?"
John Crichton, D'Argo

[Curious_AJ]

haha, farscape for the win...

[The Pastor]

sorry grahameeboy, but i was really horney for some kinky sex

[NotaGoth]

Public toilet floor????? YUCK!!!!! God.. If I have to use a public toilet I roll up my pants legs so they don't scrape along the floor.. Thats how paranoid I am...

I love the ones who park in the disabled car park at the Warehouse and just sit in the car... No card showing.. They just sit and wait for their partners.. Guess they don't wanna have to walk to far.. Idiots..

[007XX]

:lol::lol::lol:

yes, well, as the old saying goes (all together with me):

" young, dumb, and full of ...pretty butterflies!"

Although I do agree with the fact that they shouldn't have been in the disabled toilet for Nat's sake, you've got to appreciate the pragmatism behind it: they are a lot roomier than the other ones!

Aaaaahh...to be young and stupid again...:rolleyes:

[MrMelon]

They should've at least done it standing up! Sheesh. Kids these days.

[Curious_AJ]

standing up would be a better option, but maybe the guy was too weak..

[Grahameeboy]

Public toilet floor????? YUCK!!!!! God.. If I have to use a public toilet I roll up my pants legs so they don't scrape along the floor.. Thats how paranoid I am...

I love the ones who park in the disabled car park at the Warehouse and just sit in the car... No card showing.. They just sit and wait for their partners.. Guess they don't wanna have to walk to far.. Idiots..

Yep, and they give you abuse when you ask them to move.............I have blocked a few in my time............its the only thing that gets my goat up.......

[Grahameeboy]

standing up would be a better option, but maybe the guy was too weak..

Yeah, the disabled toilets have hand holds as well so no excuses I say

[kevfromcoro]

worked in a place a few yrs ago.and had a report that the 2 cleaners were making toll calls from the office they were meant to be cleaning.security turns up.and we go have a look..well here she is bent over the GMs desk..choca block.still had her work boots on though....safe sex

[Grahameeboy]

Fuckin killjoy if the bog was in Devonport and your house in Devonport, you should have left them to it and taken your daughter back home seein as how you live close by

I didn't know until I opened the door...thought some 'killjoy' had locked from outside........plus Nats was busting, was in her manual chair which I push so not a hop skip and a jump home....I am still 10-15 minutes away and Nats condition means she cannot hold for too long.

Zzzzrrrr to you

[kevfromcoro]

:lol::lol::lol:

yes, well, as the old saying goes (all together with me):

" young, dumb, and full of ...pretty butterflies!"

Although I do agree with the fact that they shouldn't have been in the disabled toilet for Nat's sake, you've got to appreciate the pragmatism behind it: they are a lot roomier than the other ones!

Aaaaahh...to be young and stupid again...:rolleyes:

what do u mean?? iam old and stupid..just cose you are old u dont have to grow up

[007XX]

what do u mean?? iam old and stupid..just cose you are old u dont have to grow up

Do I sound to you like I'm grown up?:laugh::laugh::laugh:

If I do, then sorry, I shall remedy to it right this moment!:yes:

[Curious_AJ]

I didn't know until I opened the door...thought some 'killjoy' had locked from outside........plus Nats was busting, was in her manual chair which I push so not a hop skip and a jump home....I am still 10-15 minutes away and Nats condition means she cannot hold for too long.

Zzzzrrrr to you

see? that was my point.. when she has to go, she has to go...
end of story... still not excusable in a disabled toilet..

[Coyote]

You can't blame them for using the disabled toilet, there's more room

[Korea]

You can't blame them for using the disabled toilet, there's more room

"Er... so I've heard!" *cough cough* - Coyote
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Well, well, well... in public toilets.

Now that's classy!

"Gosh, thanks for the brill' date Max~!"
"Sure babe, see you next time - Portaloo outside Eden Park"
"You had me at Portaloo..."

And who says romance is dead???

[Maha]

You can't blame them for using the disabled toilet, there's more room

And hand rails for those that like to........hang on!...:shutup:

[007XX]

And hand rails for those that like to........hang on!...:shutup:

yeah, as long as you don't get handcuffed to them and left there to be discovered later without any of your clothes on...:laugh:

Just a little scenario I always thought would be funny...:innocent:

[Curious_AJ]

never let someone vomit in your potential "doing it" place...

[007XX]

never let someone vomit in your potential "doing it" place...

There is a rule I never really thought of...:laugh::laugh:

however will place it on the list right up there with:
"just have as much fun as possible!"

[Deviant Esq]

never let someone vomit in your potential "doing it" place...
Amen to that. Plus, puking in bed, whatever the situation, is just horrible! I mean, no matter how sick / drunk you are you know it's coming! Dash to the bog or if really incapable of that at least vomit on the floor rather than all over the bed! That's foul that is... :sick:

[NotaGoth]

Yep, and they give you abuse when you ask them to move.............I have blocked a few in my time............its the only thing that gets my goat up.......

I don't blame you.. They are there for people who NEED them.. Not some dickhead who is to lazy to walk an extra couple of metres to get to the shop...

[Grahameeboy]

I don't blame you.. They are there for people who NEED them.. Not some dickhead who is to lazy to walk an extra couple of metres to get to the shop...

The other day this guy told me to go back to England, get a life etc and then said he respected disabled people..............said I was a nuisance.....dum arse

[NotaGoth]

The other day this guy told me to go back to England, get a life etc and then said he respected disabled people..............said I was a nuisance.....dum arse

and he was parked in a disabled park..??? Sorry no respect there...

[mynameis]

Mate was the guy on top and were they doing it missionary position ?

You should have just taken your belt out, given him a g0o0o0ood whiiip on his bum!!

And he would have come all over the place :D

-mynameis at he's friendliest.

[KATWYN]

open the door and there are 2 teenagers (boy and girl!!) on the floor, half naked....



I think whats funny , is you couldn't just write "two teenagers" you were more specific for the reader. Years ago one would have assumed two teenagers having sex would mean "a boy and a girl"...lol.

Times have changed

But yea, that would have been horrible for you walking in on that! Public toilets- gross

[oldrider]

Weren't you ever a teenager? Hormones running wild and all that.

What do you mean "teenager"! Mine are running wilder now than ever, "I JUST CAN"T CATCH THE BUGGERS" anymore! :crybaby: John.

[Grahameeboy]

What do you mean "teenager"! Mine are running wilder now than ever, "I JUST CAN"T CATCH THE BUGGERS" anymore! :crybaby: John.

Men are faster than women:innocent:

[BuFfY]

Amen to that. Plus, puking in bed, whatever the situation, is just horrible! I mean, no matter how sick / drunk you are you know it's coming! Dash to the bog or if really incapable of that at least vomit on the floor rather than all over the bed! That's foul that is... :sick:

Or on your partner, they're easier to clean! haha

[inlinefour]

ewww on the floor in a public toilet is just wrong! And poor you for having to see it!!
They should have just gone and done it in the car like all teenager do!

That would explain why I did not get much as a teenager. The girls I was with never liked the idea of doing it on the motorcycle seat...

[BuFfY]

That would explain why I did not get much as a teenager. The girls I was with never liked the idea of doing it on the motorcycle seat...

Why not! Would be something to brag about to ya girlfriends at the next sleepover!! Dating a hard biker would have been awesome as a teenager. I did, but not til I was.. uh... 19! lol

[inlinefour]

Why not! Would be something to brag about to ya girlfriends at the next sleepover!! Dating a hard biker would have been awesome as a teenager. I did, but not til I was.. uh... 19! lol

All I know is that it got bloody hard to ride when the g/f could not wait until we had got home and had started helping her self...
Never got to use the van to its full potential before my accident. Did sleep in it with the double air mattress, but alas I was alone. The tinted windows would have come in handy too.

[kevfromcoro]

Men are faster than women:innocent:

Not with your pants down around your ankles..were not

[R1madness]

Hahaha thats funny as hell. I bet they wont do that again.