The world's biggest penis (Prime TV, 13 July)

[Swoop]

There were several posts from members (no pun intended there) who missed this programme.

So. PRIME tv tonight. 9.35pm.

Suzuki and scooter riders, set your video timers!!!

[kiwifruit]

thanks for the heads up

[Curious_AJ]

damn, i have no prime ....

[JimO]

the guy may have a big cock but he is a major tool as well

[peasea]

The world's biggest penis?
I don't recall that interview.....

[Hitcher]

My money's on the Blue Whale.

[Curious_AJ]

mine is on the Orca...

[Ronin]

mine is on the Orca...

Then you lose. Pay up.

[JimO]

The world's biggest penis?
I don't recall that interview.....

:yes:there are so many things i can say but i will restrain myself:yes:

[Conquiztador]

Found this:
"Largest penis by race
In the Dr. Jacobus survey definite penis size differences on a basis of race were detected. The largest Arab penises were found to be between eight and ten inches; but it was among the Muslim Sudanese that Jacobus found "the most developed phallus" - notably "one of the maximum dimensions, being nearly 12 in. in length, by a diameter of 2- in." The hardy researcher remarked that this was "a terrific machine" - "more likely the penis of a donkey than of a man." He concluded that the "Sudanese Negro possesses the largest genital organ of all the races of mankind". In a less extensive survey, but equally interesting, Dr. Robert Chartham measured erect penises for groups of men of various nationalities. The largest organs for each nationality were as follows: English - 10½ in.; West German - 8½ in.; Negro - 7½ in.; French - 7¾ in.; Danish 8 in.; American - 7¾ in.; and Swedish 7¾ in. The groups were small, ranging from only 9 to 121 individuals; nevertheless the data acquired are not without significance"

And this:

"Largest penis size registered in England
2006/06/26

Doctor Jacobus states in his publications that he witnessed a man having a 30 centimeter-long penis when erected. Some sources however mention that there was a man having a penis of 35 centimeters when erected. Certainly, there are less lucky men having tiny penises, sometimes just one centimeter long, that they are even called micro-penises. This is certainly a disease that doctors call Congenital Hypoplasia."

Add this:

"ManDingo (born Frederick Lamont on February 25, 1975, in Mississippi) is an African-American pornographic actor. He currently has a Bachelor of Arts.

He grew up in the Carson/Torrance area of Los Angeles, California and is raising an asthmatic daughter as a single parent. He did not choose his name based on the movie Mandingo but rather because it was given to him as a nickname in college.

He is known for his large penis, reputed to be 29.4 cm (11 ¾ in) in length and over 16.5 cm (6 ½ in) in girth when fully erect. It is more than twice the average penis size. He is regarded by many, including actresses, to have the longest penis among current prolific porn actors."

Mandango eh...
What does he have that I dont???

[Ronin]

Mandango eh...
What does he have that I dont???

Her for a start :dodge:

[MidnightMike]

Suzuki and scooter riders, set your video timers!!!


Funny that, I thought you honda fags were into guys with big wangs. :dodge:

[Lissa]

Oh noes.. will have to miss it, the kids will probably be still awake!

[Ronin]

Oh noes.. will have to miss it, the kids will probably be still awake!

I will show you later.......

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

[Lissa]

I will show you later.......

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha... thanks for the giggle Ronin (should have known you were lurking around this thread) it was the worlds biggest penis I wanted a look at. :shutup:

Not meant to be dodgy! Honest!

[Ronin]

Hahahahahaha... thanks for the giggle Ronin (should have known you were lurking around this thread) it was the worlds biggest penis I wanted a look at. :shutup:

Not meant to be dodgy! Honest!

I thought u ment the worlds biggest honda.

[007XX]

Found this:
""one of the maximum dimensions, being nearly 12 in. in length, by a diameter of 2- in." The hardy researcher remarked that this was "a terrific machine" - "more likely the penis of a donkey than of a man." He concluded that the "Sudanese Negro possesses the largest genital organ of all the races of mankind". In a less extensive survey, but equally interesting, Dr. Robert Chartham measured erect penises for groups of men of various nationalities. The largest organs for each nationality were as follows: English - 10½ in.; West German - 8½ in.; Negro - 7½ in.; French - 7¾ in.; Danish 8 in.; American - 7¾ in.; and Swedish 7¾ in. The groups were small, ranging from only 9 to 121 individuals; nevertheless the data acquired are not without significance"


He is known for his large penis, reputed to be 29.4 cm (11 ¾ in) in length and over 16.5 cm (6 ½ in) in girth when fully erect. It is more than twice the average penis size. He is regarded by many, including actresses, to have the longest penis among current prolific porn actors."

WHAAAAT the FAAAAA....:gob::gob:

Just as well I'm not into muslims or African Americans...that just bloody scary!:shit:

[Bullitt]

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[Lissa]

I thought u ment the worlds biggest honda.
hmmm hondas!!!



more likely the penis of a donkey than of a manewwwwwww!!

[peasea]

:yes:there are so many things i can say but i will restrain myself:yes:

No, no, feel free.
say what's on your mind, this is KB not the 'International Shut The Fuck Up' convention.

[Brian d marge]

Round three ..also to the English ...

Stephen

[007XX]

No, no, feel free.
say what's on your mind, this is KB not the 'International Shut The Fuck Up' convention.

yeah...what you said!!!:yes:

Don't you just love this place?:love::love:

Mmmm...Hondas:love:

*I'm full of love tonight*

[Madness]

I missed it last time.. will see if I can fit it in tonight.

[peasea]

yeah...what you said!!!:yes:

Don't you just love this place?:love::love:

Mmmm...Hondas:love:

*I'm full of love tonight*

Mmmm...Hondas?
:sick:

[peasea]

I missed it last time.. will see if I can fit it in tonight.


Don't tell me, that's a joke right?

[007XX]

Mmmm...Hondas?
:sick:

now, now...don't be like that!
at least my girl can hold her oil!:laugh:

[peasea]

now, now...don't be like that!
at least my girl can hold her oil!:laugh:

Ok, I'll give you that one (my mainshaft seal is still misbehaving) but the seal I need to replace is behind a whole load of REALLY BIG NUTS, so the thread was right.

(So lame.....)

[007XX]

Ok, I'll give you that one (my mainshaft seal is still misbehaving) but the seal I need to replace is behind a whole load of REALLY BIG NUTS, so the thread was right.

(So lame.....)

:laugh:then maybe you should read your own signature and just FIX it!!!:rofl:

And as the documentary just showed (eerr..just to get back on thread track here), monster cocks just really don't cut it in general...

[Maha]

monster cocks just really don't cut it in general...

No need when they can eat the popcorn from the person sitting next to you at the movies...:yes:

[007XX]

No need when they can eat the popcorn from the person sitting next to you at the movies...:yes:

:lol::lol::lol:you're a sick man...most excellent!

[Deviant Esq]

At the risk of sounding like a typical male... I'm glad I'm not any larger than I am. It really is quite frustrating not being able to just go for it sometimes when you really just want to go for it and have fun. Big dicks are better for shock value and impressiveness for females / gay men alike, rather than actual sex.

[peasea]

At the risk of sounding like a typical male... I'm glad I'm not any larger than I am. It really is quite frustrating not being able to just go for it sometimes when you really just want to go for it and have fun. Big dicks are better for shock value and impressiveness for females / gay men alike, rather than actual sex.

I feel the same.
But then I've got a REALLY small penis.

C'mon girls, you're laughing at all this, I can hear you, but so few posts!

Where's your side of the story?

[007XX]

At the risk of sounding like a typical male... I'm glad I'm not any larger than I am. It really is quite frustrating not being able to just go for it sometimes when you really just want to go for it and have fun. Big dicks are better for shock value and impressiveness for females / gay men alike, rather than actual sex.

That's more or less the second time I see you write something along this line...:shit::laugh:

But yeah, all kidding apart, I felt quite sorry for that Jonah guy (Mr 13 1/2 inches), he didn't look at all like someone who has a balanced, happy life...even though he says he has.

And he still lives with his mother...OMG:gob:

[peasea]

That's more or less the second time I see you write something along this line...:shit::laugh:

But yeah, all kidding apart, I felt quite sorry for that Jonah guy (Mr 13 1/2 inches), he didn't look at all like someone who has a balanced, happy life...even though he says he has.

And he still lives with his mother...OMG:gob:

Hillbillies are they? Caring/loving family?

[Deviant Esq]

That's more or less the second time I see you write something along this line...:shit::laugh:

But yeah, all kidding apart, I felt quite sorry for that Jonah guy (Mr 13 1/2 inches), he didn't look at all like someone who has a balanced, happy life...even though he says he has.

And he still lives with his mother...OMG:gob:
Fuck, I'm sorry. But there's more to me than my penis, don't ya know... :innocent: :bleh: :lol:

The guy, Jonah, has seen one hell of a lot of action and gotten a lot of VIP treatment in his time for something he didn't have any control over, and that's great, but it's the way you use it I think (the attention, not the willy, you naughty girl! :blip:). At the end of the day, is he really happy? He says he is... but is he? Sure, I'd love some of the things he got... but I'd rather be in my current situation than his.

[007XX]

Hillbillies are they? Caring/loving family?

:laugh:living in Bumfuck them boy's got a pwetty mouth:lol:
Squeel like a pig, boy!:eek::buggerd:

Well, actually, I'm not sure...He used to be quite good looking and fairly fit, but no matter his giant wang, the guy never actually got any long term benefits out of it.

Besides, you boys really need to know that size is not always what matters to us girls...It's really how you use it! C'mon you all know that by now!!!


Fuck, I'm sorry. But there's more to me than my penis, don't ya know... :innocent: :bleh: :lol:

.

really???!!! :shit::dodge:

So I guess you wouldn't like to be like these guys, aka considered a sex toy?:innocent:

[Deviant Esq]

Besides, you boys really need to know that size is not always what matters to us girls...It's really how you use it! C'mon you all know that by now!!!
Do guys really know that though? I don't think that they do. As the show said, society has become obsessed with size. Guys have heard "it's not the size, it's how you use it!" said so many times that it has become a sop to those less fortunate men with a somewhat smaller member. Sure, it's how you use it mostly... but size sure helps! To an extent anyway... :confused:

What a thread this has turned into! :lol:

[peasea]

:laugh:living in Bumfuck them boy's got a pwetty mouth:lol:
Squeel like a pig, boy!:eek::buggerd:

Well, actually, I'm not sure...He used to be quite good looking and fairly fit, but no matter his giant wang, the guy never actually got any long term benefits out of it.

Besides, you boys really need to know that size is not always what matters to us girls...It's really how you use it! C'mon you all know that by now!!!


I know that! I'm just trying to educate these boys......
What's your phone number?


really???!!! :shit::dodge:

So I guess you wouldn't like to be like these guys, aka considered a sex toy?:innocent:


Ooh er, is there a queue for that?
Define 'toy'

[007XX]

Do guys really know that though? I don't think that they do. As the show said, society has become obsessed with size. Guys have heard "it's not the size, it's how you use it!" said so many times that it has become a sop to those less fortunate men with a somewhat smaller member. Sure, it's how you use it mostly... but size sure helps! To an extent anyway... :confused:

What a thread this has turned into! :lol:

I'd definitely agree...and without wanting to turn the tables around, women get the same in consideration to their breasts' size, along now with the shape and size of their labias (I'm not joking), where cosmetic surgeons are now offering to "reshape" their downstairs to more accpetable standards...ie: something seen in porn mags or movies, where 9 times out of 10, there is hairbrushing to the rescue...

As far as using what you got properly, if a man has a small one, it is unfortunate, but then again, there are also small women out there...you just got to find the shoe that fits!


I know that! I'm just trying to educate these boys......
What's your phone number?

0800 WRNG NMBR:laugh:

They'll educate themselves, don't worry!

[peasea]

What a thread this has turned into! :lol:

Did you expect anything less when the word '
penis' was mentioned?

How about a 'clitoris' thread?

"Ooh, mine's like a banana, it flails in the easterly like a wind-sock, a giant of the genital world, encapsulated in a pair of gently sliced beef-based sails, ensconced in a nostril-filling aroma of garlic and vomit"

But I wouldn't do that.


0800 WRNG NMBR:laugh:

They'll educate themselves, don't worry!


Behind the bike shed, no doubt.........

[007XX]

Behind the bike shed, no doubt.........

Why??...What do you know?? ...What have you heard???:shifty::laugh:

Anyways, on this happy note, I'm off to bed...see ya:dodge:

*and no, I won't be dreaming of big willies*:bleh:

[Deviant Esq]

I'd definitely agree...and without wanting to turn the tables around, women get the same in consideration to their breasts' size, along now with the shape and size of their labias (I'm not joking), where cosmetic surgeons are now offering to "reshape" their downstairs to more accpetable standards...ie: something seen in porn mags or movies, where 9 times out of 10, there is airbrushing to the rescue...
All true and valid points... although for women's breasts it's more about the initial attraction that they get (or don't get) outside the bedroom than what they can actually bring between the sheets. Let's face it, a lot of men aren't that picky, the "any hole's a goal" mentality... but I know what you mean though. Difficult (almost said "hard" :lol:) for me to imagine exactly but I sort of think of it like "What if all men's parts were viewable just like women's boobs are?" A guys with a smaller member would really feel inadequate, so I guess that translates to how some women with smaller cup sizes feel too.

I couldn't believe it when I heard women were getting cosmetic surgery on their labias. I was seriously aghast, why mess with it?!? We all know pornstars are pretty gifted (or cosmetically altered) physically as is, and most of us know they're "touched up" as well... and it doesn't exactly alter sexual performance... guess I'd have to taste test to see if it makes a difference that way? :mellow:

[007XX]

All true and valid points... although for women's breasts it's more about the initial attraction that they get (or don't get) outside the bedroom than what they can actually bring between the sheets. Let's face it, a lot of men aren't that picky, the "any hole's a goal" mentality... but I know what you mean though. Difficult (almost said "hard" :lol:) for me to imagine exactly but I sort of think of it like "What if all men's parts were viewable just like women's boobs are?" A guys with a smaller member would really feel inadequate, so I guess that translates to how some women with smaller cup sizes feel too.

I couldn't believe it when I heard women were getting cosmetic surgery on their labias. I was seriously aghast, why mess with it?!? We all know pornstars are pretty gifted (or cosmetically altered) physically as is, and most of us know they're "touched up" as well... and it doesn't exactly alter sexual performance... guess I'd have to taste test to see if it makes a difference that way? :mellow:

:laugh::laugh::laugh: You would, wouldn't you?

As far as cosmetic enhancement or reduction goes, it is not so much the size that matters, as much as how the person in question sees him/herself...What I am talking about is the intangible link between our image and our self confidence...
No two people will see themselves the same way...I have known really beautiful women thinking they were ugly when they were highly paid models:gob:

And I have seen the opposite too...

Originally, the labia operation was created for women with genuine problems in that department...aka the two schnitzel flapping in the wind...and unfortunately, it was caught in the whole "picture perfect Hollywood" machine and is now there to change what some women THINK is wrong with them...

But then again, where do you get a picture of what is normal??? Photos of the average penis or labias don't come about very often...

In instead, we get the unrealistic / freakish demonstration from porn who is not interested in what is normal, as it doesn't sell.

[KATWYN]

:
Originally, the labia operation was created for women with genuine problems in that department...aka the two schnitzel flapping in the wind....

lol. Thanks for the visual. I think i'm gonna be sick......

[007XX]

lol. Thanks for the visual. I think i'm gonna be sick......

:laugh::Oops:sorry chick...I guess I was a bit too much in touch with my male side on this one:laugh:

[Swoop]

Funny that, I thought you honda fags were into guys with big wangs. :dodge:
1.5 out of 10. Poor effort.
I provided decent bait, a decent reply should have sufficed.:mellow:


A surprise that the thread has grown to three pages for a simple "what's on telly" notification!

Did anyone else see the programme "Backpackers" on C4?
Excellent programme! Have been watching it for a few episodes and it just gets better. Beautiful graphics added in... "the worlds smallest violin!"

Pisshead Aussies on their OE!:Punk::shit::yes::rockon:

[thehollowmen]

Sorry buddy, hate to break it to you but it is us Suzuki riders who are into them :shutup:
You must still be in denial.
To quote Mae West, a good man is hard to find, and a hard man is good to find.

:innocent:



Funny that, I thought you honda fags were into guys with big wangs. :dodge: