I'm pissed. Ignore me.

[White trash]

This is so farkin' fuuuunnnnyyyyyy when you're half cut and can't see the keys.

As I said, ignore me. Seriously!

And if you're posting at this hour, you should be in bed with your wife. Or someone. :mellow:

[StoneChucker]

you should be in bed with your wife. Or someone.

Yeah, so they keep telling me <_<


As I said, ignore me. Seriously!

Do we ever do anything but? :laugh:


This is so farkin' fuuuunnnnyyyyyy when you're half cut and can't see the keys.

Hey, wanna go for a midnight ride? :done:

[White trash]

Hey, wanna go for a midnight ride? :done:


Just got home, brother. It is sweet out there tonight. Bit o' wind but no Five-Oh and plenty of empty motorway. Yahoooooo!

The "Boyracers" at Melling were fair pissing themselves as the ol' Gixxer hooned past, one wheel up! :headbang:

[Hooks]

farkin' mad prick !!! I've got an excuse ... it's the hols and I've been stuck inside with 5 kids all bloody day ... I need this beer and loud music !! :Oi: What's your excuse ???

[FROSTY]

WELL at least ya aint sick like this boy :sick: :sick:

[StoneChucker]

:argh: Forgot it was Thursday! Velox and her "gang" hang out there annoying the boy racers every thursday. I would've gone too, especially after eating up and spitting out my first BR in a Skyline a night or two ago. It's F.U.N. !

[White trash]

:argh: Forgot it was Thursday! Velox and her "gang" hang out there annoying the boy racers every thursday. I would've gone too, especially after eating up and spitting out my first BR in a Skyline a night or two ago. It's F.U.N. !


Ohhhhh. How tuff are you?! Spitting out a lowly cage!

Come on sunshine, I've gotta challenge for ya. See ya Sunday morning at the sprints for a real showdown? :Pokey:

[StoneChucker]

SO it's Pistols at dawn?

Listen, it's a simple law of physics. I'm a FAT BASTARD, you're not. Therefore, you will go faster I reckon. BUT, I'm still gonna give it a go!

Standing? It's tricky on my new bike, gotta get the balance between not enough gas, and lifting the front wheel. Need more practice.

Rolling? I think I might give you a run for your money :Pokey:

[White trash]

SO it's Pistols at dawn?

Listen, it's a simple law of physics. I'm a FAT BASTARD, you're not. Therefore, you will go faster I reckon. BUT, I'm still gonna give it a go!

Standing? It's tricky on my new bike, gotta get the balance between not enough gas, and lifting the front wheel. Need more practice.

Rolling? I think I might give you a run for your money :Pokey:


I see. The ol' pokey stick's coming out. Well, good job there is a flying quater to measure top speeds.

You're dead me ol' mate. You underestimate the "sneaky sneakyness"! :Pokey:

AND I poke youin the eye with a sharp stick right back!

[StoneChucker]

Haha, just don't forget to disconnect your Trailor, WT :sly:

Seriously, should be a good day out Sunday, it'll be my 1st one :ride:

[Velox]

Just got home, brother. It is sweet out there tonight. Bit o' wind but no Five-Oh and plenty of empty motorway. Yahoooooo!

The "Boyracers" at Melling were fair pissing themselves as the ol' Gixxer hooned past, one wheel up! :headbang:
Good on you - put 'em back in their place! We turned up there a bit later, and Chris and Aaron had a bit of a play too, but there wasn't really much of a car/bike show down going on.
I think the whole Wgtn Highway Patrol 'team' was out tonight!

[Antallica]

Shit I'm missing all the fun, wonder if I'll get away with it tonight... hmmm

[marty]

i've just got home from work - left at 0335, walked in the door at 0446. not bad for a 140k commute....

saw TWO patrol cars with radars on too!!!!

[jrandom]

This is so farkin' fuuuunnnnyyyyyy when you're half cut and can't see the keys.

As I said, ignore me. Seriously!

And if you're posting at this hour, you should be in bed with your wife. Or someone. :mellow:

That post was spelled better than usual.

Perhaps you should keep a flask with 'Jimmy' written on it in black marker under the desk at Welly MC. Sell More Bikes, with Verbosity and Erudition by Johnnie Red (tm).

[jrandom]

And if you're posting at this hour, you should be in bed with your wife. Or someone. :mellow:

I wasn't, and I was. Shouldn't *you* have been?

[riffer]

I wasn't, and I was. Shouldn't *you* have been?
Maybe the arrival of a new computer at home has put a "handbrake" on nocturnal fun :msn-wink:

[Deano]

[QUOTE=White trash]
You're dead me ol' mate. You underestimate the "sneaky sneakyness"! :Pokey:
QUOTE]

Rundown of The Trashman's "sneaky sneakyness".

1. Spend prior week fasting - aim is 55kg

2. Borrow mates 03 GSXR1000 rather than own 86 GSXR750 for sprints

3. Remove wing mirrors

4. Prise brake pads away from the discs - ahh WTF, remove all calipers - who
needs brakes anyway

5. Consume one Indian Hot curry the night before to assist in excess weight removal the following morning

6. Borrow Jimbo750's leathers with 'aerodynamic speed hump'

7. Psyche out opposition with threats of "your all fucken dead".

8. Enter on three different bikes, thus maximising chances of winning

9. If all else fails, get trailer park mates to kidnap fastest opposition riders

Go the Trashman :first:

[jrandom]

Maybe the arrival of a new computer at home has put a "handbrake" on nocturnal fun :msn-wink:

I would lean a little toward that theory, yes.

[toads]

farkin' mad prick !!! I've got an excuse ... it's the hols and I've been stuck inside with 5 kids all bloody day ... I need this beer and loud music !! :Oi: What's your excuse ???

Hey Hooks I can totally relate, I've been stuck inside with 4 of mine, the other 2 are thankfully working, but I am so tired of being a responsible parent, I am so looking forward to going to tokaanu, first time in 21 years I will have had a break from parenting. It's soooo exciting!!

[scumdog]

You're more mellow when 'drunk in charge of keyboard' than I am WT, btw it is the ONLY time I rant'n'rave, those pretty little white squares with letters on them must unleash the dark side of me :devil2:

[750Y]

This is so farkin' fuuuunnnnyyyyyy when you're half cut and can't see the keys.

imagine how hard it'll be to get them in the ignition...

[wari]

This is so farkin' fuuuunnnnyyyyyy when you're half cut and can't see the keys.

As I said, ignore me. Seriously!

And if you're posting at this hour, you should be in bed with your wife. Or someone. :mellow:

NOw thats FReaky mate ...

YOu postedd at 23:23 on the 23rd ... itsa sign ... see==> :beer:

pm me for my postal addresse ... :moon: <== I DONT have nappy rashe :mellow: .