What is it with single women and their cats?

[Steam]

My female flatmate has a cat, and she's also single. She LOVES that cat, won't hear a bad word spoken of it. He's the best cat in the world, he loves her more than any other cat ever, he's awesome and should win prizes etc.
If we say anything nasty about the cat, even joking, she gets really offended.
At the moment she's angry at me because I said the cat was a bit of a wuss, as he has to be kept inside every night 'cos the other cats in the hood all beat on him.
The cat is actually quite manky, licks its fur off in places, loses every fight he's in, has to be taken to the vet every month for an injection of this or that.

What is it with single women and cats?? It's like they take the place of a boyfriend.:scratch:

[riffer]

You're looking at it from the wrong direction mate.

It's more like, "does the fact that this person is single have anything to do with the manky cat?"

[crashe]

A woman's pussy is to loved and cherished, to always have nice things said about it.
Especially if you want to survive in this world with so many pussies around.......

[Mully]

Ladies and (more likely) Gentlemen,

I give you:

www.crazycatladies.org

You are welcome.

[NotaGoth]

Who needs babies when I can cuddle my cat like one (It is why I love mine so much)...???? I dress him in little tops and stuff.. And feed him milk off a teaspoon...

[Trudes]

Kittie's got it, it's her baby, just like people get upset when you call their kids noisy little mongrels etc, some people get upset if you insult their pussy.

[Steam]

I still don't get it. Guys don't do this about their dogs, what is it with girls and cats?

[Trudes]

Try insulting Kendog's pussy sometime......

[Pumba]

I still don't get it. Guys don't do this about their dogs, what is it with girls and cats?
Yes but I do get insulted, pissed off, and deffensive if someone insults my bike:angry:



I used to have a flat mate that had a simular attitude towards her cat, she even had a boyfriend. Just a warning as funny idea as it might seam to leave .22 bullets sitting on a piece paper with the cats name, lying around, people can get quite upset about the situation

[sunhuntin]

im single, and love my pussy!!


would love someone to share it with

[ZeroIndex]

With the whole cat/animal thingy,
I saw some furries (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:FurryGamesMidwestFurFest2006GreenReaper.jpg) walking along Wairere Drive yesterday... I wish I had a paintball gun with red paint so I could shoot them... bunch of freakish pussies...

[kiwifruit]

im single, and love my pussy!!


would love someone to share it with

*requests photo*

[babyblade250rr]

i don't have anything against the small furry ones but man when they sit there staring at ya headlight riding at night and don't move id almost agree with zeroindex

[ZeroIndex]

i don't have anything against the small furry ones but man when they sit there staring at ya headlight riding at night and don't move id almost agree with zeroindex
small possum-sized ones don't bother me... but when they're over 5 foot and walking along next to the road, it makes me wish I was in a cage that had a huge bull-bar... running over wild animals isn't subject to criminal conviction is it?

[babyblade250rr]

small possum-sized ones don't bother me... but when they're over 5 foot and walking along next to the road, it makes me wish I was in a cage that had a huge bull-bar... running over wild animals isn't subject to criminal conviction is it?

no running over wild animals is encouraged haha

[tri boy]

I'm manky, (try) to lick myself, and can't fight for shit. Line up ladies...and start stroking.:drool:

[Mully]

I know a woman who calls them her Fur-Babies.

It freaks the living bejesus out of me.

[Maha]

I'm manky, (try) to lick myself, and can't fight for shit. Line up ladies...and start stroking.:drool:


im single, and love my pussy!!
would love someone to share it with


Theres the Quinella.....we have a matching pair.....:yes:

[Colapop]

The reality is the single women love their mankey cats coz they're the only ones they can trust. All men are assholes and cannot be trusted. Their friends are only going to try and snake any man that they're interested in. AND all men are assholes!!

Wonder why they're single?

[babyblade250rr]

The reality is the single women love their mankey cats coz they're the only ones they can trust. All men are assholes and cannot be trusted. Their friends are only going to try and snake any man that they're interested in. AND all men are assholes!!

Wonder why they're single

Agreed! Most men are assholes except me of course:innocent:haha hmmmm nah what colapop said is rite:shifty:

[Steam]

The reality is the single women love their mankey cats coz they're the only ones they can trust.

True. However, the reality is that a cat will bugger off too if it finds a neighbours' house with better food and more affection and a nice warm fire to sleep in front of. Just like a man, really.

[Colapop]

See now, that's why you're having trouble... Coz chicks don't see their cats that way. They see their cats come and cuddle them, they see cats come when they're called, they see their cats need them... and that's what they (the chicks want) - to be needed....

"Yes it sounds sad but do you know how hard it is to find a decent man out there? OMG - I swear it's just not possible!!"
That's a direct quote from a woman at work...

[babyblade250rr]

I'm starting to wish i was a cat:love:

[ZeroIndex]

As heard on the radio last night: (from The Edge - about the Singled out party):
If you're a chick and you're coming to this party, leave your bitch pants at home... nobody likes a bitch, and that's why you're single... :killingme

In what way are cats loyal anyway?

[Colapop]

You feed them - they come home for food...

[peasea]

A woman's pussy is to loved and cherished, to always have nice things said about it.
Especially if you want to survive in this world with so many pussies around.......

We're talking about cats......

[peasea]

As heard on the radio last night: (from The Edge - about the Singled out party):
If you're a chick and you're coming to this party, leave your bitch pants at home... nobody likes a bitch, and that's why you're single... :killingme

In what way are cats loyal anyway?

They're loyal to the fridge.


Girl goes into a dairy;
uplifts some milk, a pack of biscuits, some chippies, a loaf of bread and some cat food.
Heads to counter to pay.
Store attendant says; "you're single aren't you?"
She says; "how can you tell?"
Attendant says;

"You're fuckin' ugly."

[Beemer]

I still don't get it. Guys don't do this about their dogs, what is it with girls and cats?

Of course not - men just buy aggressive dogs to make up for the fact they have no balls of their own!

Women like cats because if a cat deigns to love you, it's a big thing. A dog will slobber all over anyone who feeds it or shows the slightest bit of affection towards it. Cats are SO above all that.

And considering some of the men single women get accosted by, trust me, a cat will win out any day!

[ZeroIndex]

They're loyal to the fridge.


Girl goes into a dairy;
uplifts some milk, a pack of biscuits, some chippies, a loaf of bread and some cat food.
Heads to counter to pay.
Store attendant says; "you're single aren't you?"
She says; "how can you tell?"
Attendant says;

"You're fuckin' ugly."
:killingme haha, almost fell off my chair... green rep sent

[Drum]

You know what you have to do Steam. Make like Clarence Carter and stroke your flatmates pussy. ooooooooooo shit.

[Steam]

You know what you have to do Steam. Make like Clarence Carter and stroke your flatmates pussy..

Ha! Well, I'm not saying I don't want to go there, but... I think calling her pussy ugly and old, and saying the other pussies I have known were better than her pussy, and that her pussy needs injections every month to keep it healthy... I think all that kinda rules me out as flatmate romance material. :bye:

[Drum]

You've got liquor haven't you?

[Biff]

im single, and love my pussy!!


would love someone to share it with


I'm game. Shall I bring a pudding for desert?

[peasea]

You've got liquor haven't you?


liquor pussy?

[Biggles08]

The reality is the single women love their mankey cats coz they're the only ones they can trust. All men are assholes and cannot be trusted. Their friends are only going to try and snake any man that they're interested in. AND all men are assholes!!

Wonder why they're single?

I wouldn't trust a cat either...they look at you sometimes with that evil look in there eyes and you can almost hear them thinking "Your just lucky your bigger than me buddy or you'd be dinner!" Don't trust cats...there evil!:devil2:

[Stickchick]

Its because Cats are very faithful where as guys don't seem to be as much

[Goblin]

I still don't get it. Guys don't do this about their dogs, what is it with girls and cats?Hey there are guys out there who are like that with their cats too ya know.

[kiwifruit]

Hey there are guys out there who are like that with their cats too ya know.

BINGO !

[tri boy]

Cats always used to spit at me......until I learn t to cook them with less heat.:dodge:

[judecatmad]

She LOVES that cat, won't hear a bad word spoken of it. He's the best cat in the world, he loves her more than any other cat ever, he's awesome and should win prizes etc.
What is it with single women and cats?? It's like they take the place of a boyfriend.:scratch:

Hey! Not just single women!

One of the big differences between men and women is that women love cats and men pretend to like cats but kick them when the woman isn't looking....so my hubby tells me anyhow...LOL

I love cats because they are independent and they stay because they want to. If they don't want to, they piss off next door. So to have a cat that stays around, and waits for you to get home every night (on the driveway in the cold and rain), and who wants to snuggle with you as soon as your alarm goes off in the morning - well, it's just nice.

Having said that, it does sound like your flattie has got a bit of a fixation with her boy - but each to their own. Maybe she sticks up for him so much cos she knows he's a runt and she feels sorry for him. Poor thing - someone's got to stick up for him! LOL

And indeed, if I ever found myself single again, the order of priority would definitely be cats then new man!

[Mr. Peanut]

Cats are too small. If I could get a Tiger, I might be interested.

Litterbox would be a bitch to clean though.

[Toaster]

She is lying... I have the best cats.... I call them the midget terrorists.

[Toaster]

Its because Cats are very faithful where as guys don't seem to be as much

You need to find a better class of guy!

[BuFfY]

Yeah I love my pussy too. But she likes boys a bit too much, normally sits on their lap or their face, and I'm not joking!! She is absolutely gorgeous but can be quite noisy.
I'm not a single woman but I love my cat, and if a guy doesn't love my cat then... he doesn't get to sleep over as much!

[Curious_AJ]

If I was single and living on my own, i'd get a cat! I love cats, they give comfort even though they tend to act a tad snobby, it gives them character...
but don't get me wrong, the next pet i'm getting will be a puppy :D coz they're lots of fun to play with! (and give you an excuse for excersise)

[Hitcher]

If cat owners are interested in protecting widelife, such as native birds and lizards, they should keep their moggie under house arrest during the hours of darkness, especially dusk and dawn.

[Waylander]

Yeah I love my pussy too. But she likes boys a bit too much, normally sits on their lap or their face, and I'm not joking!! She is absolutely gorgeous but can be quite noisy.
I'm not a single woman but I love my cat, and if a guy doesn't love my cat then... he doesn't get to sleep over as much!:gob::dodge:

[Goblin]

BINGO !


She is lying... I have the best cats.... I call them the midget terrorists.
I rest my case. :mellow:

[sunhuntin]

*requests photo*

odd request, considering your name.... but....!

[Toaster]

If cat owners are interested in protecting widelife, such as native birds and lizards, they should keep their moggie under house arrest during the hours of darkness, especially dusk and dawn.

Yep, sure do.... every night they sleep in a purpose built bed in the laundry, up high with a soon to arrive electric blanket for cats.... under the sheepskin rug..... ah my babies!! Well fed and loved, so they dont bring home birds, rats, small sheep.....

[BuFfY]

Yep, sure do.... every night they sleep in a purpose built bed in the laundry, up high with a soon to arrive electric blanket for cats.... under the sheepskin rug..... ah my babies!! Well fed and loved, so they dont bring home birds, rats, small sheep.....

Uh, so there isn't a mouse in your residence??
And an electric blanket, now that is extreme!

[Toaster]

Uh, so there isn't a mouse in your residence??
And an electric blanket, now that is extreme!

They have killed a few and brought them in for 'play' - why they have to SHOW me everytime I dunno!

The trap in the garage has caught the rest..... the recent one is hanging out under the BBQ cover... which is on the rear deck, but I have a surprise for him tonight bwhahahahaha!! :innocent: I love claymores.....

[NotaGoth]

Kittie's got it, it's her baby, just like people get upset when you call their kids noisy little mongrels etc, some people get upset if you insult their pussy.

Well I'd be insulted if someone said "fuck your pussy is huge" or "man your pussy smells funny" or "gross your pussy is scabby"..

But on a brighter note...

I have no children... I don't intend on having children until I'm fully set up (eg, house etc etc) For now, my cats are my babies.. I look forward to coming home to see them...

My partner is the same with his dog..

[jonbuoy]

Men ARE like dogs, women ARE like cats.

[kiwifruit]

Men ARE like dogs, women ARE like cats.

how short sighted :mellow:

[Stickchick]

You need to find a better class of guy!

Would love to but they just don't seem to be out there.

[canarlee]

Would love to but they just don't seem to be out there.

um, there are good guys out there. you just got to find em.......

[canarlee]

oh and there are girls out there that are far worse than blokes....

[Hitcher]

Women are from Bras; Men are from Penis.

[Toaster]

oh and there are girls out there that are far worse than blokes....

Damn straight brother.

[Maha]

Damn straight brother.


Dont go all....Bretheren on me now!....ya big pussy.....:dodge:

[Toaster]

Dont go all....Bretheren on me now!....ya big pussy.....:dodge:

I do love big pussy.

[Sanx]

It's sort of relevant so I'll trot out my cat quotes:

"Thousands of years ago in primitive civilisations, cats were revered as Gods. And they've never forgotten this."

"Cats are delicate creatures subject to all kinds of ailments. But I've never once heard of a cat that suffered from insomnia."

[sunhuntin]

It's sort of relevant so I'll trot out my cat quotes:

"Cats are delicate creatures subject to all kinds of ailments. But I've never once heard of a cat that suffered from insomnia."


no kiddin... after a long hard day of sleeping on a chair in the sun, my boy in the photo then moved on to a hard evening of sleeping in front of the heater! lazy lil shit. lol

[Drew]

How to make a cat go woof, just add petrol, and a match. Problem solved.

My lady says, pussys are gay, she dont like lookinat, touchin, feding, or fixin' 'em.

She says they bite, scratch, and generally want to eat you.

She is of cousrse a vet nurse, so get yo fuggin minds out of the gutter!!!

[Sanx]

Cats are wonderful creatures. Well, ours are anyway. The feral one I caught in the house about three weeks ago - the one that, when I tried to catch it after it panicked and started tearing the place up whilst pissing everywhere, bit my hand through my virtualy brand new Rev'It gloves - was evil incarnate.

It's true my other half loves our cats to bits, but I certainly wouldn't be without them at all.

[Sanx]

Cats are too small. If I could get a Tiger, I might be interested.

Tigers. Fun, but they whine.

[Conquiztador]

Men ARE like dogs, women ARE like cats.

On that note: I have managed to get the cats to sound like dogs:

Pour some petrol on the cat, throw a burning match on it and the cat will go: WOOOF

My ex knew how to make a dog sound like a cat: She would take the dog and manage to get a MIOUWWW by pushing it through the band saw.

[Hitcher]

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

[Sanx]

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Not staff. Slaves.

[Curious_AJ]

this is why single women love their cats.... they're sexy and completely irrisistable...

[deanohit]

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Too true mate. Always liked my dog more than some damn cat. Hate the cats that as soon as you get inside someones house, is rubbing up against you.
Now pussys on the other hand......

[zeocen]

I'm a cat lover, so I guess I'm a little bit gay. (My kitty is at the ripe age of 19, yes, nineteen. Even if someone makes a gesture of hurting her I will tackle that person and end their existence.) but that was nothing to when I first met my now girlfriend.

A couple of dates in, we were at her place and she had 3 cats inside.. I mentioned, that's a lot of cats. They were cool though, one's a real fatty and if you scratch it's tummy it stretches and grabs the carpet like "ooh yeahhh, ohh that's the spot ohhhhh yeahhh". But anyway, she said she had more cats outside, because a crazy cat lady didn't fix her cats and they kept multiplying and then she left, so being the kind hearted person my GF is she took them in.

I thought nothing of it, I thought she was just exagerating on the whole crazy cat lady side, then she asked if I wanted to see her other cats.. I was like, sure? So we went out back and a few whistles and callings and the whole cat population of fucking new zealand came to her call. I was like, wow, my girlfriend is crazy fucking cat lady.

I later realised that she had taken them all in and given them their shots and had them fixed and always has steady food/drink for them, all out of her own pocket.. which she thought nothing of, made me like her a little bit more, I'm a softy like that (I think I'm the girl of the relationship... :/...)

I forgot the point to this story..
Oh yeah, we were talking about it, and figured that while dogs are cool, you can pretty much shit on them and they would still sit and lie down at your command, whereas cats you have to work harder, and you get rewarded with affection and a fluff ball rubbing against you purring, I'm sure a fair amount of females like the affection given.

My kitty can fetch and even 100% deaf, will come when I call her (if she see's me, that is.)

My dog, well my dog is just a cunt. A loud yappy cunt. (I also love her, but I have a 19 year old rapore with my cat, I'd hate to play favourites but my pup is content with me taking her for a walk and playing fetch for now hehe).

Holy 1am rant batman. This is a long post, time to rehydrate!