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Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
16th July 2007, 12:13
It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.

As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert.
If you don't use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or
Non-loss of intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

Lets start with an easy one,, get the mind working


1. What do you put in a toaster?




Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something
Else.

Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.


2. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
Into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyw ay, during the flight, two Engines fail.

The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
Failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine Fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the
Middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany.

Where Would you bury the survivors?

East Germany, West Germany, or no man's Land?






Answer: You don't bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop.

If you Said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.


3. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?



Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,'
Don't attempt the next Question.

Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 4.




4. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?




Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said 'green bricks,'

Why the hell are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 5.


5. Without using a calculator -

You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales.
In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two people
Get off and four get on.
In Cardiff, 1 1 people get off and 16 people get
On.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on .
In! Carmathen, six people get off and three get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?



Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!



I DID NOT FAIL ALL THE QUESTIONS :dodge:

FROSTY
16th July 2007, 12:26
1) My KIDS put anything they please in the toaster
2)Clearly ya dont know whathappened to people that landed there :2guns:
3)Never worked on a dairy farm have ya??
4)Mr HITCHER will have ya for this one a greenhouse is different from a green HOUSE
5)The bus was overloaded and got stopped by the local inspector my licence was suspended so I don;t know who finally drove the very late passengers

Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
16th July 2007, 16:08
2. It said fatal - which means no survivers!!! So I reckon they are wrong anyway.

3. I said milk to cos I have been on a farm, milked cows by hand!! (Grew up beside a farm) None of this new fang dangled machine milking.

Maha
16th July 2007, 16:10
Man i have been looking all over for this bread!....or was that thread?...:eek:

Toaster
16th July 2007, 16:11
Lets start with an easy one,, get the mind working


1. What do you put in a toaster?

:dodge:

Steady on!!!

Storm
16th July 2007, 23:03
1 -Crumpets. Jeez, dont you know anything
2- survivors would have been shot by one or the other wouldnt they? :bleh:
4- ah, bugger it. Hitcher will be along to enlighten us all in the correct manner soon enough
5- How can I drive a bus in the UK when I live in NZ? What have you been puttting on your crumpets? (and can I share some of it please:D )

Laava
16th July 2007, 23:27
Which doo-hickey do I use to scroll down to find the answer to Q1?

ZeroIndex
17th July 2007, 00:22
The only one that was contrary to my answers was the bus one... why exactly would I be driving a bus?

Conquiztador
17th July 2007, 00:48
I think the answer is bullfrog...

Toaster
17th July 2007, 10:22
1 -Crumpets. Jeez, dont you know anything



Toaster like crumpets.