Shaun Harris does not wank [Archive]

Shaun

17th July 2007, 23:41

Hi all, i have not read the other post about my crash, but to all that know me and have said or done some thing, THANKYOU SO MUCH FROM ME AND MY FAMILY.

My goal is to be in NZ with in 2 weeks

I will still be involved with raing

I now have a young rider to race my K6 600

Will talk more later crew

THOSE THAT HAVE NOT PAID YOUR BILLS TO ME WHILST I WAS NOT DYING BEST PAY NOW BEFORE YOUR NAMES ARE MADE PUBLIC

SARGE

17th July 2007, 23:45

TerminalAddict

17th July 2007, 23:46

legend ;)
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onearmedbandit

17th July 2007, 23:57

Good to hear Shaun, you had us all fucking worried there for a while.

kiwifruit

18th July 2007, 00:04

yeah! bring it :D

boomer

18th July 2007, 00:04

you probably cant in teh state your in old man?! and probably advisable not to either unless you want to add a slipped disk to teh shopping list of goodies my countries paying for!

AWESOME NEWS you being up and about mate.. so so glad you're getting back to 100%. make the most of pommie land, i hear the rains nice this time of year.. ps.. have a sly guinness for me will ya. im happy for you and relieved for ya family :Punk:

justsomeguy

18th July 2007, 00:14

Shaun Harris does not wank

Hi Shaun,

Welcome back, didn't know you're now a eunuch....:dodge:

:shutup:

Shaun

18th July 2007, 00:15

babyB

18th July 2007, 00:25

hay Shaun welcome back. good to hear ya on the mend
thoughts & wishes still with ya

Riff Raff

18th July 2007, 07:18

So awesome to see you're back on here Shaun. (oops- soppy moment when a little girly tear just rolled down my cheek - just the one tho!)
Looking forward to seeing you, Fiona and Petra back in New Zealand.

Pumba

18th July 2007, 08:06

Awsome to see you back on KB Shaun, and Im sure we all look foward to you getting back in the country, I mean we never did get round to sorting out my frount forks:dodge:

boostin

18th July 2007, 08:14

Good to hear Shaun. Will be good to see you back in NZ soon!

MSTRS

18th July 2007, 08:41

Aint modern medicine marvellous?
Only thing they couldn't do was give you an attitude transplant....
Welcome back, ya great big wee man.

Fatjim

18th July 2007, 08:41

you probably cant in teh state your in old man?! and probably advisable not to either unless you want to add a slipped disk to teh shopping list of goodies my countries paying for!
:Punk:

Wadda ya mean! The IOM would be so boring without foreigners with balls. Course you should bloody pay for him you checky pommy git!

Good to hear from you Shaun.

NZsarge

18th July 2007, 08:45

Nice to here from you:2thumbsup but............the weather here is shit too!:(

_Gina_

18th July 2007, 08:47

Loverly to see you on site again Shaun...

And for the record, I wank sometimes :o

Keystone19

18th July 2007, 08:48

Woohoo! Let the fun begin...

Great to have you back Shaun!

Fat Tony

18th July 2007, 08:57

So you've been stuck in IOM during the worst UK summer for years? Nice.

Wishing you a continued recovery and a good trip home :)

dhunt

18th July 2007, 09:05

Good to hear from you Shaun. It looks like the doctors didn't fix you up very well - You still sound like a fiery red head :yes:.

riffer

18th July 2007, 09:08

Phew! The living embodiment of HTFU.

Spot on Shaun. :Punk:

tri boy

18th July 2007, 09:08

Get home quick mate. The Heineken sales have plummeted. :dodge:

boomer

18th July 2007, 09:10

We English aren't allowed to play with peoples psyche any more.. not since the war anyway...

boomer

18th July 2007, 09:19

MY INSURANCE IS PAYING ALL MY BILLS DUDE THE WEATHER HERE IS CRAP I AM LOVING THE HUMOUR

yeah the folks have told me about the floods and persistent rain.. still.. good pub weather :D

You're in yorkshire aren't ya? if you or the family need/want somewhere to sleep, have dinner etc let me know and i'll get in touch with the old fella; You'll be in good company as apparently he's quite friendly with Toesland, Haslam, Rutter and a few others so you could get some pointers whilst ya there. and i don't begrudge anyone getting anything from any government whether they live there or not.. the worlds a big play ground and as far as im concerned all are welcome ..even leprishauns :Punk:

ManDownUnder

18th July 2007, 09:48

Good to hear from you Shaun... I look forward to you hitting NZ soil again. What do you prefer for your reception... Dobbin (Welcome home) or Steppenwolf?

MDU

Colapop

18th July 2007, 09:53

Back in two weeks? So I can bring my bike up then?

ManDownUnder

18th July 2007, 09:59

Back in two weeks? So I can bring my bike up then?

LOL I can see it now - an RF parked next to one of the beds in Taranaki Base Hospital... a wee red headed gent toddling around it swearing and cursing, grease from arseholes to breakfast and all the nursing staff quietly (and unsuccessfully) insisting he get's back into bed and rests.

Grahameeboy

18th July 2007, 10:03

LOL I can see it now - an RF parked next to one of the beds in Taranaki Base Hospital... a wee red headed gent toddling around it swearing and cursing, grease from arseholes to breakfast and all the nursing staff quietly (and unsuccessfully) insisting he get's back into bed and rests.

Health & Safety means you may have to clean the old RF Nige......

HDTboy

18th July 2007, 10:05

I don't believe it

Ivan

18th July 2007, 10:06

yeah the folks have told me about the floods and persistent rain.. still.. good pub weather :D

You're in yorkshire aren't ya? if you or the family need/want somewhere to sleep, have dinner etc let me know and i'll get in touch with the old fella; You'll be in good company as apparently he's quite friendly with Toesland, Haslam, Rutter and a few others so you could get some pointers whilst ya there. and i don't begrudge anyone getting anything from any government whether they live there or not.. the worlds a big play ground and as far as im concerned all are welcome ..even leprishauns :Punk:

Haha Yorkshire Thats where my Fmaily name comes from and all my family came from,

Also Shaun great to see you back on here,
The first post I read in your accident thread scared the shit out of me, I had heard a breif thign on the news at tech about a isle of mann crash came home, Checked the net and it was you scared the shit out of me,

Its awsome tho to hear you are recovering, You mean alot to soo many people on here it hasnt been the same without you

MadDuck

18th July 2007, 10:19

I will still be involved with raing

Shit hot news! Although I am still scratching my head over the "raing" thing...:scooter:

gijoe1313

18th July 2007, 10:36

Now that is awesome news to hear :sunny: Glad to hear you've pulled through and will be regaling us with more riding stories.:yes: Had us all a little worried there! :sweatdrop

slowpoke

18th July 2007, 10:45

"Shaun Harris does not wank"....(tui add).
You know the drill mate, 99% of blokes are wankers and the other 1% are liars....and everyone knows: if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

Then again you may be struggling for "inspiration" at the moment. I keep getting these images of a 60year old Mrs Slocum "Are You Being Served?" look-a-like nurse fawning all over you and batting her eyelashes while you've got a terrified trapped animal look on your face, haha. Still, like all good inventions, masturbation is as much about perspiration as it is inspiration so I'm sure you'll manage.

Nah, great to hear you are on the mend and will be home soon. I can already hear the cursing: "if you poke me with that crutch one more time I'm gonna jam it up your ginga arse!" from Jimmy and co....bring it on.

Macktheknife

18th July 2007, 10:59

What a great way to let us know you are getting back to normal!
Glad to see you posting in person mate, can't wait to see you back in the flesh and giving it heaps.
Heal fast and well, come home soon.

scott411

18th July 2007, 11:02

good hear from you Shaun, great to see you are still going to be involved in racing

crashe

18th July 2007, 12:02

Great to hear from you finally on KB.

Shit 2 weeks and will be back home in the naki......!

Will that give them enough time to organise the red carpet and party....?

Im sure us Aucklanders can do one better and meet you at Auckland International Airport as you arrive in and escort you over to the little domestic terminal on our bikes and send you on your way in those little planes.

Just need you time of arrival is all.................:yes:

Just great to hear from you and that you are doing so blardy fantstic in your healing.

Pussy

18th July 2007, 12:06

Aint modern medicine marvellous?
Only thing they couldn't do was give you an attitude transplant....
Welcome back, ya great big wee man.

I heard he had an arsehole transplant...... but it rejected him! Great to see things getting back to normal, you horrible little ginger bugger!!

BarBender

18th July 2007, 15:46

Great to see you back.

Thank God. My suspension needs looking at. :shutup:

Billy

18th July 2007, 16:05

Yea what is that "raing" thing about?And they say theres no brain damage!How would they tell the old from the new.Good to see your back firing on all cylinders,Now get your broken arse(excuse the pun)back here and do some work you slacker

Zapf

18th July 2007, 16:06

good to hear you are on the mend.

ManDownUnder

18th July 2007, 16:08

"Shaun Harris does not wank"....(tui add).
You know the drill mate, 99% of blokes are wankers and the other 1% are liars....and everyone knows: if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

Aaaa yes - sing along (from my days at NP Boys' High)

"IIIIIIIIII'm a wanker I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker I'm a wanker
'cause I'm always pulling my pud!"

To be sung as loud as possible, in a large group, in public, far too late at night just before everyone running like mad in a different direction before people have the chance to get annoyed...

Re-form at an agreed time in a different part of the (Pukekura) park... and repeat!

Wonderful fun.

Anyway - back to Shaun

Marknz

18th July 2007, 17:21

Good to read from you, you old clacker!

Leong

18th July 2007, 19:20

Good to see you're on the mend Shaun!!!

Fat Tony

18th July 2007, 19:35

You're in Yorkshire Shaun? If you're anywhere around the Leeda area and there's anything* I can help with let me know fella

(*exclusions apply! I ain't doing it for you if you're not prepared to, though I could probaly sort out a hooker or two :lol: )

Kornholio

18th July 2007, 19:35

Awesome dude... Ive got a few rollies prepared for ya :D

Nicksta

19th July 2007, 08:47

ROFL..... welcome back Shaun!!!
looking forward to seeing you back at the track...... and back in NZ soon too...
take care and heal up.... see you soon :)

Riff Raff

19th July 2007, 09:55

Good talking to you this morning Shaun - although your initial texts to me at 3.20am were a wee bit early for my liking. Your nurse must be really scary judging by how quickly you got off the phone when she growled at you!

"D" FZ1

19th July 2007, 10:44

Good news Shaun. Be good to see ya back in the pits in NZ :yes:

cowpoos

19th July 2007, 19:27

pifffft!!! ya took ya time!!!

Seriously though...good to see you back bro!! hows the book writing going?? bound to be an extra chapter or two for it now!!!

bugjuice

19th July 2007, 20:02

nice intro back..
good to see ya posting again mate.. hope the nurses are treatin ya right.. if they aren't, pick the best one and send her my way.. errrr.. worst one i meant

Storm

19th July 2007, 20:55

Nice to see they didnt find and fix your angry gnome gland Shaun! :bleh:
We'll see you soon

Storm

19th July 2007, 20:58

PS of course YOU dont wank- thats what cute nurses are good for eh? ;)

Mental Trousers

19th July 2007, 21:54

Shaun Harris does not wank

Surely that's only temporary. Once your pelvis is fixed up wanking won't hurt anymore.
PS Hi :D

Cleve

19th July 2007, 23:43

Great to have you back abusing us all Shaun. We all missed it... I mean that is the YOU abusing not the actual abuse itself. You scared the F out of a lot of us a few weeks ago!

Shaun

20th July 2007, 02:11

hey team -uck you all as per. When i have better health and better internet connectiions i will talk to you all a lot more. thanks crew

DEATH_INC.

20th July 2007, 06:33

Good to see ya back on the mend, look forward to seein ya back at it again. :rockon:

wybmadiity

20th July 2007, 09:50

Great news! :yes:

Kornholio

20th July 2007, 16:17

hey team -uck you all as per. When i have better health and better internet connectiions i will talk to you all a lot more. thanks crew

Giddy up :D

FruitLooPs

20th July 2007, 16:26

No abuse like self abuse /fapfap :wari:

Awesome to see you're up and getting well, or is that drunk, or well drunk? All in good time. :yes:

Mom

20th July 2007, 17:27

Welcome back Shaun, you have certainly given some of us a few more grey hairs recently. Great to see you well enough to post on here. Be even better to have you back home. Rest and gather up the energy to make the trip home safely. Take care mate.

:love: Mom

robertydog

20th July 2007, 19:34

Good to hear from you Shaun. Will be a relief when you finally set foot in NZ.

GIXser

20th July 2007, 20:06

Hey Shaun, im gonna pass the hat around, if we come up with enough money ..will ya stay there a little longer????

hehehehee

ynot slow

20th July 2007, 20:58

Aaaa yes - sing along (from my days at NP Boys' High)

"IIIIIIIIII'm a wanker I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker I'm a wanker
'cause I'm always pulling my pud!"

To be sung as loud as possible, in a large group, in public, far too late at night just before everyone running like mad in a different direction before people have the chance to get annoyed...

Re-form at an agreed time in a different part of the (Pukekura) park... and repeat!

Wonderful fun.

Anyway - back to Shaun

Shaun will have non of that smut,he was edumacated at Hawera Convent,a good wee saint.

Good to hear your getting well,when I phoned your ma she said No brain injuries,or spinal injuries I thought thank you God,one of few prayers said,had to ask her if you had a brain to try racing,but it's what you do best,good luck in recovery mode.

roadracingoldfart

20th July 2007, 21:21

I thought it had been decreed by proxy that no longer could a bloke be called a Wanker.
Political Correctness now states we must be referred to as
"Owner Operators ".

Great to hear your body is mending Shaun, Stay safe.
Cheers Paul.

Shaun

20th July 2007, 23:50

my wife owns it though mate, i only hang out with it

Manxman

21st July 2007, 15:03

Shaun...thought this photo might cheer you up a bit...

BTW you scared the feckinbejeezus out of us all for a while, but great to see yer coming through.

I was going to come & have a chat at the grandstand, but not to be unfortunately - another time.

My mate mentioned that he saw you sitting in front of him at Onchan Park (watching stockcars, or purple helmets...not sure). Apparently you were blocking his view (!) and he was gonna ask you to move along as he couldn't see (hahaha) :lol:...

Brett

22nd July 2007, 10:31

Shaun - Good to hear your getting back to yourself. You have had many peoples thoughts and prayers from this end, and there will be many happy people to know your coming right!

Clivoris

23rd July 2007, 22:14

Welcome back big man. I can't imagine how freaked out we would have been by your off if we actually liked you.:love:

fiona

24th July 2007, 00:46

Hi All

Havnt really got anymore to add on to

Shaun is moving out of Leeds and should be on his way home at the end of this week!!

His Doctors are happy with his progress and if His insurance company can get him on a flight he's off.

Once again thank you to everyone who has helped out over these past few weeks and a Thank you to the ones who will help out in the months ahead, All of your support has been amazing!

Also Shaun wants to know who the person is that is making posting under the name Shauns Niece??

Anja

Paul in NZ

24th July 2007, 09:16

Also Shaun wants to know who the person is that is making posting under the name Shauns Niece??

Its either a relation or someone that can't spell nice... :innocent:

fiona

24th July 2007, 21:00

Its either a relation or someone that can't spell nice... :innocent:

I can spell the word in niece (Daughter of ones sister of brother!!) not nice!!
maybe you should read a little more carefully!!

Anja
(Shauns Stepdaughter)

Nicksta

24th July 2007, 21:59

that is very good news to hear...
i bet you will be happy to set foot on NZ soil and begin your recovery...
glad to have you with us Shaun....

boomer

24th July 2007, 22:28

I can spell the word in niece (Daughter of ones sister of brother!!) not nice!!
maybe you should read a little more carefully!!

Anja
(Shauns Stepdaughter)

i wonder if this proves social conditioning? you have the same fiery temperament as your old fella!

good to hear ya dads on his way home.. take care of each other:rockon:

Shaun

25th July 2007, 04:00

thankyou all again I will not be going home home I will be streight into np hospital for a few weeks

kiwifruit

25th July 2007, 06:31

thinking of you Shaun

Maha

25th July 2007, 07:51

Tremendous news Shaun and awesome that you continue to have an imput into NZ motorcycle racing in whatever capacity it may be....:yes:

lealand

17th December 2007, 18:37

Dude was good to see you at track day on the Friday 30th you going to the one in the at end of Jan MotoTT ?

Bevin Lealand

Shaun

18th December 2007, 08:10

Dude was good to see you at track day on the Friday 30th you going to the one in the at end of Jan MotoTT ?

Bevin Lealand

Hey Bevin, was good to catch up with as well mate @ Mott TT day

I will not be at the January round, as I will not be back from the South Island rounds of the NZ where we are helping a couple of definate riders, and probally others if they need/want it

I will be at all other Moto- TT track days for 2008, as I have contracted myself to them for the year again, great people to work with

So will catch you at one of them next year again mate

Merry haha to ya

kiwifruit

1st June 2008, 12:04

Unfortunately Shaun Harris is no longer on this site. He can be reached via email or cell phone.

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boomer

1st June 2008, 12:06

Unfortunately Shaun Harris is no longer on this site. He can be reached via email or cell phone.

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Who's Shaun Harris..??!! :blink:

Ivan

1st June 2008, 12:09

Unfortunately Shaun Harris is no longer on this site. He can be reached via email or cell phone.

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Is he gone from site for good?