The Police

[NZsarge]

In concert at Westpac stadium Wellywood Jan 17th '08.:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::first::headbang:Yee Haa i can't friggin wait!

[vifferman]

I used to be a Police fan, but I had the misfortune of catching their last song on that tragic Live Earth concert. :sick:

I won't be buying tickets...

[NZsarge]

I used to be a Police fan, but I had the misfortune of catching their last song on that tragic Live Earth concert. :sick:

I won't be buying tickets...
Aww c'mon man...gotta do it! won't see them ever again (in concert)

[NZsarge]

Aww c'mon man...gotta do it! won't see them ever again (in concert)

By january they should have their shit together:niceone:

[McJim]

They can't fit so many people at their concerts - coz everyone is like "Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me"

[scracha]

Sting is the only musician who's more of a cock than Bono.

[NZsarge]

Sting is the only musician who's more of a cock than Bono.
like my dear mother once told me...If you don't have anything nice to say................Fark off :shifty:

[NZsarge]

They can't fit so many people at their concerts - coz everyone is like "Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me"

.:laugh::laugh: witty:yes:

[vifferman]

Sting is the only musician who's more of a cock than Bono.
I reckon all those musos who were involved with Live Earth were cocks.
I'd have been more impressed if they were honest, and said, "Any excuse for a concert! Pity we won't get our usual bajillion dollar appearance fee, but I guess it's good to jump on the bandwagon, and pay lip-service to the latest topical issue!"

[Big Dave]

Been there - done that - bought the tee shirt. Next.

[NZsarge]

I reckon all those musos who were involved with Live Earth were cocks.
I'd have been more impressed if they were honest, and said, "Any excuse for a concert! Pity we won't get our usual bajillion dollar appearance fee, but I guess it's good to jump on the bandwagon, and pay lip-service to the latest topical issue!"

All these "muso's" were cocks eh? why did you watch it then? Don't get down on people for giving a shit.

[vifferman]

All these "muso's" were cocks eh? why did you watch it then? Don't get down on people for giving a shit.
Why? Because I'm a cock! :dodge:
hey... mebbe I'll make a GlobularYawning song about it, to be sung to the tune of Neil Young's "I am a Child".
I yam a COCK
I'm not a rock
GlobularYawning's worn a hole in my sock...

And I didn't actually watch it (forgot it was on, and didn't care anyway). I just caught the last two items by mistake, while waiting for summat else to appear on the eejitbox.

[Fatjim]

So lonely
So lonely

[Albino]

fuck the police!

[MisterD]

So lonely
So lonely

Sue Lawley!

[NZsarge]

fuck the police!

Such a sharp quip!:rolleyes:

[The Pastor]

there music has changed, changed ftl. next.

[The Pastor]

fuck the police!


Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,
By me, or another nigga.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]

[Sanx]

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,
By me, or another nigga.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]

Shakespeare? Keats? Milton? Byron? :zzzz:

[Big Dave]

Just winding you up NZSarge - I didn't expect everyone to be brutal - have a good night.

Stuart is one of my musical heroes.
As much for what he has done post Police.

[vifferman]

Stuart is one of my musical heroes.
Indeed. In fact, they're all excellent and talented musicians.

[peasea]

I reckon all those musos who were involved with Live Earth were cocks.
I'd have been more impressed if they were honest, and said, "Any excuse for a concert! Pity we won't get our usual bajillion dollar appearance fee, but I guess it's good to jump on the bandwagon, and pay lip-service to the latest topical issue!"


Bravo! With you 100% on that one. How does singing badly and playing off-tune sort out climate change? (Which is a naturally occurring phenomenon anyway?) We're also told we're running out of oil yet there's a gazillion gallons of oil being dumped from takeaway stores that is easily turned into bio-fuels.

It's a conspiracy I tell you! If anyone tells you any different, they are conspirators.

[TLMAN]

Oh I thought this was another cop bashing thread. Ill log off then and go back to browsing the web.

[peasea]

Oh I thought this was another cop bashing thread. Ill log off then and go back to browsing the web.


LOL, I was gonna go there but after my last 'porcine swipe' and negative points I thought.....nahhhhh.

On ya!

[peasea]

Indeed. In fact, they're all excellent and talented musicians.
Must admit, they're pretty 'tight' and I mean that in a most musical way.

[NZsarge]

Just winding you up NZSarge - I didn't expect everyone to be brutal - have a good night.

Stuart is one of my musical heroes.
As much for what he has done post Police.

He he, dun worry, learnt the hard way not to take what ppl say to literally on this website. Could'nt give a toss wether anyone else is going to the concert coz i'll be there with bells on.:yes: Y'know...either you're a fan or you're not.

[NZsarge]

there music has changed, changed ftl. next.
Thats what I like about it, Particularly Sting. You go to one of his concerts and you don't get a carbon copy of the CD:Punk:

[The Pastor]

messing with the classics dude.

[Patrick]

Geez... KB is so fickle... One minute they are complaining about the tickets Police give em, the next they're out there buying tickets for em... Sheesh...

[NZsarge]

Geez... KB is so fickle... One minute they are complaining about the tickets Police give em, the next they're out there buying tickets for em... Sheesh...

He he...good one...

[Hitcher]

Giant steps are what you take.

[Hitcher]

Oh, can't you see
You belong to me
How my poo hole aches
With every step you take

[Usarka]

Thats what I like about it, Particularly Sting. You go to one of his concerts and you don't get a carbon copy of the CD:Punk:

Sign of someone who appreciates music. if u want it to sound like the cd then stay at home and listen to the music. buy a hundy bag and smoke up large with the money u saved unless you are the police then you can get it from bashing the hippies and potheads and stealing their weed.

[kro]

The Police are awesome. That jumped up shit Sting should never have left, his solo stuff is crap. Very similar situation with Lee Roth and Van Halen, yet another travesty.

[heyjoe]

Gotta say they definitely have a place in music history though at the height of their fame which I guess is in the 80's.

Anyone going to the Heaven & Hell Black Sabbath (Dio years) concert in Auckland on 16 Aug 07? Should be a good one as they did some awesome stuff in their time after Ozzie departed.

I spose if we all know these music people in the height of their years then we must be getting old...(ha ha).

Enjoy the concert Sarge.

[**AJ**]

Sting is on tv2 right now.. playing a lute!! :yes:

(on some trashy American drama show)

[Sully60]

We're just sitting back watching telly and Number One says can you hear that?

Yeah, It sounds like one of the next door neighbours big V8 4WD's idling away, but different.

Go outside and it sounds more like music.

It's the Police concert at the stadium.

I live in Grenada Village (10 or so k's away) and I can tell what song they're playing WTF?

The residents of Thorndon must really enjoying this part of the concert!:no:

[FlangMasterJ]

The residents of Thorndon must really enjoying this part of the concert!:no:

LOL! Just moved into the Stadium Gardens apartment building a week ago. It was awesome. We could hear every song.

Fergie did a few covers including Led Zep. Not that I like Fergie :shifty:

[Pex Adams]

Who the heck is Fergie???

Your not talking about the Fergie McCormick?!?! What the hell is he doing opening for the Police?

[FlangMasterJ]

Who the heck is Fergie???

Your not talking about the Fergie McCormick?!?! What the hell is he doing opening for the Police?

<a href="http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/FlangMasterJ/?action=view&current=Fergie.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/FlangMasterJ/Fergie.jpg" border="0" alt="Fergie"></a>

[Sully60]

She could "open" for me anytime:drool:

[Usarka]

What a skank.


Fuck the police!

[Pex Adams]

I didn't think it'd be Fergie Mc - unless of course you all went to the concert to purchase some real estate before hand.

Fergie McCormick
Fergie McCormick was a notable All Black fullback from 1967-71, but probably achieved greater legendary status as an icon of Canterbury teams, for whom he had a phenomenal career, making a record 222 appearances for the union between 1958 and 1975.

McCormick at 1.71m may well have lacked the height for an ideal fullback in the modern game. But in his heyday there were few more indomitable figures in the game and the stockily built pocket battleship became celebrated for his fearless tackling. He was also one of the first running fullbacks, possessing a startling turn of pace and successfully adapting his style when the restricted kicking into touch laws were introduced in the late 1960s.

A stalwart of Christchurch's Linwood club, McCormick played his first matches at representative levels in the 1958-59 seasons as a first five eighths in Canterbury B sides in Queen's Birthday fixtures against Mid Canterbury. But in the 1959 season he switched to fullback and in only his second match for Canterbury A he played in a side which upset the touring British Lions 20-14.

He impressed in that match with his defence and courage, both of which were to become his trademarks. He progressed even further in the 1960 season, making the first of his 10 South island appearances and making a New Zealand XV which played a match against West Coast and for the Rest who played the All Blacks on their return from South Africa.

Despite his outstanding matches for Canterbury McCormick had trouble breaking into the All Blacks in the early to mid 1960s. Don Clarke was the dominant fullback of the time and as his successor McCormick encountered fierce rivalry from Wellington's Mick Williment.

When Clarke was forced out of the game through injury after the 1964 season Williment was preferred through till the 1967 Jubilee test against the Wallabies.

McCormick only made the All Blacks for the 1965 fourth test against the Springboks when Williment was spelled because of an injury he'd received playing for the NZ Universities against the tourists.

McCormick was 28 and appeared to be in the twilight of his career when he was unexpectedly chosen ahead of Williment as the only specialist fullback taken on the 1967 tour of Britain. McCormick responded positively to the coaching of Fred Allen and proved to be one of the stars of the tour both with his defence, which the eminent critic tour Terry McLean compared to the idol of the 1920s, George Nepia, and even his goalkicking.

McCormick remained the All Blacks' first choice through the 1968 season, on the tour of Australia and then the series against the touring French, and reached a sublime level playing in the two tests against the touring Welsh in 1969. In the second test at Eden Park McCormick scored 24 points, which at the time was a world record for an individual test tally.

He made the 1970 tour of South Africa and played with all his usual zest despite some goalkicking woes and controversy for a head-high tackle on the Springboks' wing Syd Nomis. He took a physical and mental battering and as a result was left out of the the fourth test, though typically he volunteered to start at halfback if needed because of injuries to Chris Laidlaw and Sid Going.

He wasn't needed with Going recovering sufficiently. But he returned for the first test against the touring Lions in 1971. However, after he had been made a special target by Barry John with his surgical boot he was dropped for the rest of the series and was never again an All Black. In all, he played 43 matches for the All Blacks including 16 tests and some of the good form he showed in subsequent years suggested he may have been discarded from the international scene a little too early.

McCormick continued to play at representative level until 1975, by which time he was 36. In his final season he scored the winning try in Canterbury's win that year over the touring Scotland side, one of many highlights of his long and illustrious career with his province.

He played for Canterbury in eight international matches: against the Lions in 1959, 1966 and 1971, the Wallabies in 1962, the Springboks in 1965, England in 1973 and Scotland in 1975. Of these the 1959, 1962, 1973 and 1975 matches were won. He also played in a successful Ranfurly Shieid challenge against Hawke's Bay in 1969, a season in which he was the outstanding New Zealand player of the year. A year later his late dropped goal allowed Canterbury to hold the shield with a 3-all draw against Wellington.

In 310 first class points McCormick scored a total of 2065 points, including 121 points in his 16 tests. He was the first New Zealand player to exceed 2000 points in first class rugby, having been overtaken in subsequent years by Grant Fox, Andrew Mehrtens, Matthew and Greg Cooper, Kieran Crowley, Robbie Deans and Warren Johnstone. Of this elite group McCormick has the less impressive scoring rate per match, but it is remarkable that he should be in this company. For McCormick was never a natural goalkicker and often took on the job for both Canterbury and New Zealand reluctantly. For many seasons, indeed, McCormick never kicked in Christchurch club rugby because for most of the time he was playing for Linwood where there was a superior kicker in the team in Peter Jellyman.

McCormick's father, Archie, played for Ashburton County and Canterbury and was an All Black on the 1925 tour of Australia. His son, Andrew, was also a fine player and played as a midfield back 84 games for Canterbury between 1986 and 1992. He was a New Zealand Colt in 1988, appeared for the Development XV in 1990 and played five matches for New Zealand XVs in 1991-92 against Romania, Soviet Union and England B.

The McCormicks thus came close to matching the feat of the Barry family in having three generations of All Blacks. Andrew McCormick, indeed, did become a full interanational playing and captaining Japan for many years and at the 1999 World Cup.

Fergie McCormick represented the South island at softball whilst his mother, Helen, was a national hockey representative.

Profile by Lindsay Knight
for the New Zealand Rugby Museum.

FULL NAME William Fergus McCormick BORN Monday, 24 April 1939 in Ashburton AGE 68 PHYSICAL 1.70m, 83kg POSITION Fullback LAST SCHOOL Christchurch Boys' High RUGBY CLUB (First made All Blacks from) Linwood PROVINCE Canterbury ALL BLACK DEBUT Saturday, 18 September 1965 v South Africa at Auckland aged 26 years, 147 days INTERNATIONAL DEBUT Saturday, 18 September 1965 v South Africa at Auckland aged 26 years, 147 days LAST TEST Saturday, 26 June 1971 v British & Irish Lions at Dunedin aged 32 years, 63 days ALL BLACK TESTS 16 (0 as Captain) ALL BLACK GAMES 28 (0 as Captain) TOTAL ALL BLACK MATCHES 44 (0 as Captain) ALL BLACK TEST POINTS 121pts (0t, 23c, 24p, 1dg, 0m) ALL BLACK GAME POINTS 332pts (10t, 91c, 40p, 0dg, 0m) TOTAL ALL BLACK POINTS 453pts (10t, 114c, 64p, 1dg, 0m) ALL BLACK NUMBER 653

[Number One]

She could "open" for me anytime:drool:

I'd hit her in the head with a poo bat...or something! Step off my man biarch! :devil2:

[007XX]

I'd hit her in the head with a poo bat...or something! Step off my man biarch! :devil2:

Oh you go girl !!!! I'll hold the biarch down for ya...:girlfight:

[NZsarge]

She could "open" for me anytime:drool:


I'd hit her in the head with a poo bat...or something! Step off my man biarch! :devil2:

Pfft, iv'e said it before and i'll say it again.....and again probably Monica Belluci! though hardly likely to be the opening act at a concert granted but much better to look at than Fergie IMHO.:niceone:

[Number One]

Pfft, iv'e said it before and i'll say it again.....and again probably Monica Belluci! though hardly likely to be the opening act at a concert granted but much better to look at than Fergie IMHO.:niceone:

Well I'd hit Monica in the head with a poo bat too...if she was comin onto my man that is!!! :msn-wink: AND you are right...Monica IS WAY hotter than skanky old plastic fantastic Fergie...

So what, that you so hot Fergie?! ...I could look like that too if I got all the fat sucked out of me, had myself a personal trainer, endless amounts of cash for the botox, collegen and fantastic clothing. I'll tell ya what you can do with yer London Bridge... Bet she can't ride a bike either!!!!

[Stirts]

what's a "poo bat"? they sound like fun :)

[Number One]

what's a "poo bat"? they sound like fun :)

I've been cooking one up all day...what's yer postal I'll pop it in the mail for ya :yes:

[Stirts]

I've been cooking one up all day...what's yer postal I'll pop it in the mail for ya :yes:

Cool!!!!! Nut flavour please!!!!!

[FlangMasterJ]

I've been cooking one up all day...what's yer postal I'll pop it in the mail for ya :yes:

I've already delivered a couple to Moa Point today.

Yep Monica Belluci is fine. Can't go poast Jessica Biel though.

[Number One]

Cool!!!!! Nut flavour please!!!!!

Sorry I only do peas and carrots luv :whistle:

[007XX]

Pfft, iv'e said it before and i'll say it again.....and again probably Monica Belluci! though hardly likely to be the opening act at a concert granted but much better to look at than Fergie IMHO.:niceone:

Agree completely there :yes:


Well I'd hit Monica in the head with a poo bat too...if she was comin onto my man that is!!! :msn-wink: AND you are right...Monica IS WAY hotter than skanky old plastic fantastic Fergie...

So what, that you so hot Fergie?! ...I could look like that too if I got all the fat sucked out of me, had myself a personal trainer, endless amounts of cash for the botox, collegen and fantastic clothing. I'll tell ya what you can do with yer London Bridge... Bet she can't ride a bike either!!!!

Whoah...ya a feisty little number, ain't ya? Mmeeeeeeooowww...

I prefer aluminium baseball bats personally :innocent:

[Sully60]

I'd hit her in the head with a poo bat...or something! Step off my man biarch! :devil2:
Well I'd hit Monica in the head with a poo bat too...if she was comin onto my man that is!!! AND you are right...Monica IS WAY hotter than skanky old plastic fantastic Fergie...



Oh you go girl !!!! I'll hold the biarch down for ya...

Cool!
So if we get get you two, Monica and Fergie all together could we have a tag team wrestling match?:jerry::jerry:

My money's on my honey and double O. Assuming you'd be team mates.

Isn't it nice to feel wanted:love:

[007XX]

Cool!
So if we get get you two, Monica and Fergie all together could we have a tag team wrestling match?:jerry::jerry:

My money's on my honey and double O. Assuming you'd be team mates.

Isn't it nice to feel wanted:love:

Oh assume away my friend...I got your ladie's back anyday :love: (and you can interpret that any way you like :innocent: :D)

But I'm afraid it's not all about you Dear...More about any biatches coming close to our man: that is the Big Nono.

:lol:

[Sully60]

Oh assume away my friend...I got your ladie's back anyday :love: (and you can interpret that any way you like :innocent: :D)

It's her shoulder that needs support, she did hereself a bit of an injury trying to keep keep the hordes of bucket racing groupies away from me, man there's some rabid biatches in that lot! :oi-grr:


But I'm afraid it's not all about you Dear...More about any biatches coming close to our man: that is the Big Nono.

:lol:

No worries there, I don't even have a credit card so I'm not into plastic biatches anyway, none of my bikes have fairings!:rolleyes:

[Number One]

Oh assume away my friend...I got your ladie's back anyday :love: (and you can interpret that any way you like :innocent: :D)



I got yer front...much rather your front than my back :dodge:

[Number One]

It's her shoulder that needs support, she did hear self a bit of an injury trying to keep keep the hordes of bucket racing groupies away from me...

oh darling :lol: Damn shoulder is killing me today too! Feel rather sick. :sick::crybaby:

[007XX]

I got yer front...much rather your front than my back :dodge:

I could say something here, but we wouldn't want people getting the wrong impression here, now would we? :lol:



oh darling :lol: Damn shoulder is killing me today too! Feel rather sick. :sick::crybaby:

Seriously now: have it checked out if you haven't already. It's quite easy to damage the tendons or ligaments and dismiss it too lightly. It's a bastard to heal properly too if you don't know how bad it is...

[NZsarge]

Cool!
So if we get get you two, Monica and Fergie all together could we have a tag team wrestling match?:jerry::jerry:

My money's on my honey and double O. Assuming you'd be team mates.

Isn't it nice to feel wanted:love:

:corn: interesting,interesting:corn:

[Sully60]

I could say something here, but we wouldn't want people getting the wrong impression here, now would we? :lol:


Especially after this post:



YUP! Well that is if I end up with that little Honda...and no I'm not gay...but I could be for the right gurl

:Oi:
Do I have to come around with 007XY and get him to hold someone down now?
Don't get me started, I'm from the Hutt. Know what happens in the Hutt do ya?:2guns:

[Number One]

I could say something here, but we wouldn't want people getting the wrong impression here, now would we? :lol:...


They will anyway won't they...let's give em something to talk about....oo there's a song in there....a little mystery to figure out oooooo - yeah baby!



Seriously now: have it checked out if you haven't already. It's quite easy to damage the tendons or ligaments and dismiss it too lightly. It's a bastard to heal properly too if you don't know how bad it is...

It's the checking it out that has made it hurt! I was actually quite happy ignoring it and putting it down to my crappy Arthritic gene...however it would seem that one of those hard tackles on the turf last season has done me some good damage...have popped my AC and ruptured where ma chicken wing muscles insert onto that and generally torn muscles. Bin carrying it a while too so chances of good healing result......:buggerd:

[Number One]

:Oi:
Do I have to come around with 007XY and get him to hold someone down now?
Don't get me started, I'm from the Hutt. Know what happens in the Hutt do ya?:2guns:

Oh how I miss the old ways of the Hutt...stares of dreamily

[007XX]

Especially after this post:


:Oi:
Do I have to come around with 007XY and get him to hold someone down now?
Don't get me started, I'm from the Hutt. Know what happens in the Hutt do ya?:2guns:

Ppppffffttt...ya should estimate yourself lucky! :nya:

And bring it on fella...I've brought down bigger than you before (see picture)

[007XX]

They will anyway won't they...let's give em something to talk about....oo there's a song in there....a little mystery to figure out oooooo - yeah baby!

Thought you'd never ask...C'mere you! :hug:



It's the checking it out that has made it hurt! I was actually quite happy ignoring it and putting it down to my crappy Arthritic gene...however it would seem that one of those hard tackles on the turf last season has done me some good damage...have popped my AC and ruptured where ma chicken wing muscles insert onto that and generally torn muscles. Bin carrying it a while too so chances of good healing result......:buggerd:

Oh mate, OUCH!!!! really sorry to hear...

[Number One]

Thought you'd never ask...C'mere you! :hug:...


No YOU come here YOU :bleh: :hug:



Oh mate, OUCH!!!! really sorry to hear...

I need a cuddle.....:crybaby:

[Sully60]

Alright you two, go have your fun.

Just clean up after yourself when you're finished.

And pop the DVD on the desk afterwards so I can enjoy that when you guys aren't around;)

[007XX]

No YOU come here YOU :bleh: :hug:

Oh yeah, licking my ear generally does it...:crazy:;)



I need a cuddle.....:crybaby:

:angry2: Sucks being at the other end of the friggin country!!

Oh well, I guess I'll have to owe you on this one...SSUUUUULLLLLLYYYYYY, your wife needs you buddy...

[Number One]

QUOTE=Sully60;1386518]And pop the DVD on the desk afterwards so I can enjoy that when you guys aren't around;)[/QUOTE]

The purchase price of said production is actually $69.69....NO such thing as a free lunch mister!

For those interested we are taking orders now on 0800 001 4 007 :sweatdrop

[Sully60]

QUOTE=Sully60;1386518]And pop the DVD on the desk afterwards so I can enjoy that when you guys aren't around;)[
The purchase price of said production is actually $69.69....NO such thing as a free lunch mister!

For those interested we are taking orders now on 0800 001 4 007 :sweatdrop

I'm all outta bling
I'm so lost without it!

BTW I just called that number and it's transpired that we are now going to have two tonnes of bullshit arriving on our front lawn tonight!

[Number One]

BTW I just called that number and it's transpired that we are now going to have two tonnes of bullshit arriving on our front lawn tonight!

Just have them put it next to the other two heaps!!!

[NZsarge]

QUOTE=Sully60;1386518]And pop the DVD on the desk afterwards so I can enjoy that when you guys aren't around;)

The purchase price of said production is actually $69.69....NO such thing as a free lunch mister!

For those interested we are taking orders now on 0800 001 4 007 :sweatdrop[/QUOTE]

:killingme:corn::apint:

[007XX]

QUOTE=Sully60;1386518]And pop the DVD on the desk afterwards so I can enjoy that when you guys aren't around;)

The purchase price of said production is actually $69.69....NO such thing as a free lunch mister!

For those interested we are taking orders now on 0800 001 4 007 :sweatdrop[/QUOTE]


I'm all outta bling
I'm so lost without it!

BTW I just called that number and it's transpired that we are now going to have two tonnes of bullshit arriving on our front lawn tonight!

:rofl: :rofl:

Number One and 007XX will be the new reigning NZ porn tycoons...:headbang:

[NZsarge]

I say nothing for I can not possible hope to converse/quip on a level such as this

[Number One]

Number One and 007XX will be the new reigning NZ porn tycoons...:headbang:

Can I get a wooo wooo :laugh:

[007XX]

I say nothing for I can not possible hope to converse/quip on a level such as this

No need to Sir...Just buy our product, and ya know what?

The Police will be playing the soundtrack...:eek:

And riiiiiiiight back on topic..he he

[Sully60]

I say nothing for I can not possible hope to converse/quip on a level such as this

It's ok Sarge we'll just go over here and talk about traction control and the Catalunya MotoGP.

Much more exciting than any conversation about hot woman getting jiggy with each other and porn and 69's and....:sweatdrop

Fuck who am I kidding! Bring on the lady love!

[007XX]

Can I get a wooo wooo :laugh:

Woooo wooooo...raise your hands up in the air, raise your hands up...in the air!

Oh sorry, probably not such a good idea for you right now...:o

But you know the song anyway...

Eh, we could have "Roxanne" on...it'd be appropriate! :D

[Number One]

Woooo wooooo...raise your hands up in the air, raise your hands up...in the air!

Raising my one hand in the air - yeaarrr!!! Look like I trying to do the chicken dance?!




But you know the song anyway...

Eh, we could have "Roxanne" on...it'd be appropriate! :D

Let's avoid Fat Bottomed Girls though eh...

[007XX]

Let's avoid Fat Bottomed Girls though eh...

Nah mate, that would be false advertising...we's just pleasantly round and pert, eh?

Shake, shake, shake...shake, shake, shake,...shake your booty, shake your booty...

:shake: :shake: :shake:

[Sully60]

Nah mate, that would be false advertising...we's just pleasantly round and pert, eh?

Shake, shake, shake...shake, shake, shake,...shake your booty, shake your booty...

:shake: :shake: :shake:

That's right!
Soul sista's don't come skinny!:dodge:

[007XX]

That's right!
Soul sista's don't come skinny!:dodge:

Great! Now I've got Lady Marmalade stuck in my head :rolleyes:

:banana: "itchy, kitchy yaya...moco chocolata ya ya ya" Damn, that tune is catchy...

[Number One]

Great! Now I've got Lady Marmalade stuck in my head :rolleyes:

:banana: "itchy, kitchy yaya...moco chocolata ya ya ya" Damn, that tune is catchy...

I see you baby!

Shaken that ass :sunny:

[007XX]

I see you baby!

Shaken that ass :sunny:

Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir...Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

:banana:

*sorry, it just had to be done...and spelt correctly for once :p*

[Hitcher]

Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir...Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

Non. Mais merci pour asking. Je suis happily married.

[Sully60]

Great! Now I've got Lady Marmalade stuck in my head :rolleyes:

:banana: "itchy, kitchy yaya...moco chocolata ya ya ya" Damn, that tune is catchy...


Think of another one...then suddenly jump in the air, clap your hands twice and tickle underneath your foot!

Works for me every time!

What was that about your own medicine?

[007XX]

Non. Mais merci pour asking. Je suis happily married.

It was the perfect spelling that attracted you, wasn't it? *sigh* I'm so tired of being wanted for my mind...



What was that about your own medicine?

:nya: When ya got an itch, ya gotta scratch it! :yes:

[Number One]

It was the perfect spelling that attracted you, wasn't it? *sigh* I'm so tired of being wanted for my mind...




:nya: When ya got an itch, ya gotta scratch it! :yes:

So hows work today V? We are at home enjoying the sun and lack of wind here in Welly - anniversary holiday doncha know...rub rub rubbadub :bleh::dodge:

oh that's right it's your turn next Monday int it...

[007XX]

So hows work today V? We are at home enjoying the sun and lack of wind here in Welly - anniversary holiday doncha know...rub rub rubbadub :bleh::dodge:

oh that's right it's your turn next Monday int it...

Sweetpea, wait to see the crap we got coming your way! :bleh:

And a lack of wind in Welly :shit: Did you have to sacrify a cow or such like to the Anemois?