Risks of meeting on the internet

[Stirts]

:gob::shit::gob:

[janno]

Poor chick!!

Fancy being that way at her age - she looked under 20!!!

It's a giggle, but it also makes me very sad . . . :mellow:

[Drum]

You think that's bad. I met these people on the internet and all they wanted was to go motorcycle riding, and then stop at pubs and cafes for food and drink.

Deviants!

[MSTRS]

M-U-M-M-Y!!!!....it's looking at me....:sick:

[86GSXR]

Oh dear, well she still has time!

[Stirts]

Poor chick!!

Who ate all the pies!!!

I am joking....really...I do feel sorry for her....but look on the bright side, there is always a guy that loves big mamas.....and they are usually skinny runts too....go figure

[Stirts]

You think that's bad. I met these people on the internet and all they wanted was to go motorcycle riding, and then stop at pubs and cafes for food and drink.

Deviants!

:gob: Fark you poor bastard

[007XX]

Nah, surely that's been photoshoped???:shit:

Her facial bone structure doesn't really match the ...eerrr...rest of her person!

But if it's true, then...DAM!!!

[Stirts]

She has been fortunate enough not to have been hit by the ugly stick as well thou.

[007XX]

She has been fortunate enough not to have been hit by the ugly stick as well thou.

Exactly...a mate of mine overseas was about that size at 18when I met her...Later saw a picture of her at 14: absolute stunner! competitice swimmer and all...

Learnt afterwards that her father was abusing her and she took to eating for comfort, and so piled on the kilos...very sad!

[janno]

Oh dear, well she still has time!

But her skin will be knackered now, she'd have to get extensive surgery to tighten everything up otherwise she'd look like a shar pei.

What a bloody waste of a healthy young person. My personal soapbox . . .:angry:

[007XX]

But her skin will be knackered now, she'd have to get extensive surgery to tighten everything up otherwise she'd look like a shar pei.

What a bloody waste of a healthy young person. My personal soapbox . . .:angry:

You tell them, chick!!!:headbang:
You're too right, it's a real shame...as much as the PC BS she'd put as an add will be trying to say : "have got such a lovely personality, love long walks on the beach...and horny bikers!"...Can you imagine the guy's face when he sees her?:gob::chase:

I don't want to be mean, but that would be blatant false advertising....

[Sniper]

Who ate all the pies!!!

I am joking....really...I do feel sorry for her....but look on the bright side,

The bright side? THE BRIGHT SIDE??? Which side would that be, morning or afternoon side?

S

[The Stranger]

Neat trick, you certainly look better in the small pic.

[Karma]

She's the ultimate lazy mans girlfriend! It's all about marketing to the correct sector.

Don't like long walks on the beach? neither does she
Don't like shopping for hours? neither does she
Don't like cuddling in the evening? neither does she

It's just that none of you are the target audience for that fat chick lovin!

Oh... and considering her size you could feed yourself on her leftovers and never need buy another meal again!

[MSTRS]

Leftovers? I don't think so!

[janno]

She could advertise herself as the perfect woman.

Provides warmth in winter, and shade in summer . . . :innocent:

[Stirts]

The bright side? THE BRIGHT SIDE??? Which side would that be, morning or afternoon side?

S

:gob: nasty piece of work you are :killingme

[Stirts]

Neat trick, you certainly look better in the small pic.

I try my best :bleh:

[Stirts]

LEFTOVERS

:killingme *breathe* :killingme....i think i just wet myself

[007XX]

She's the ultimate lazy mans girlfriend! It's all about marketing to the correct sector.

Don't like long walks on the beach? neither does she
Don't like shopping for hours? neither does she
Don't like cuddling in the evening? neither does she

It's just that none of you are the target audience for that fat chick lovin!

Oh... and considering her size you could feed yourself on her leftovers and never need buy another meal again!


That's what I call pure pragmatism...:yes:

[007XX]

The bright side? THE BRIGHT SIDE??? Which side would that be, morning or afternoon side?

S


:gob: nasty piece of work you are :killingme

But you got to admit he has a point...Even Saturn doesn't have that many protective rings around it!!!

[kiwifruit]

I'd hit it

[Cajun]

I'd hit it

your pretty much hit anything if it spread it legs mate

[Stirts]

I'd hit it

.....and then ride the tidal wave?

[Stirts]

your pretty much hit anything if it spread it legs mate

Is kiwifruit a runt boy?....they luuuuv big girls

[MSTRS]

.....and then ride the tidal wave?

You'd need to be a limpet. The backwash would be massive...

[Stirts]

You'd need to be a limpet. The backwash would be massive...

:sick: :puke: eeewwwwwwwwwwwww.....backwash...... :sick: :puke:

[Stirts]

:Oops: I just got my first red rep for dis :Oops:

[Trudes]

You lot are all so mean!!
I never should have let Nigel take that pic of me, and can't believe he put it on the net and then I find it here, on my favourite site, and you are all laughing and making horrible jokes about my sexy body. I'll have you all know that I am a really nice person and have a brain to match my body.:mellow:

[ManDownUnder]

M-U-M-M-Y!!!!....it's looking at me....:sick:

Then stop standing behind her...

[P38]

You think that's bad. I met these people on the internet and all they wanted was to go motorcycle riding, and then stop at pubs and cafes for food and drink.

Deviants!

The Cheek of them!!!!

Forcing you to Stop, against ya will, at the Pubs & Cafes for Food N Drink.

Whats the bloody interweb coming too?

I bet the deviant bastards even expect to talk to them about the days ride or ya bike or something equally interesting like that.:msn-wink:

[Unit]

Will you two stop talking about me and DMNTD like that, geeees

[jrandom]

You know, I keep skim-reading this thread title as "Risks of meeting me on the internet".

So, Stirts... how you doin'?

:blip:

[ali]

At the risk of sounding PC ( and I am most certainly not )

Providing the lady has at least half a brain and a reasonable personality, she is infinately more preferable to that airhead Paris Hilton, who seems to give an erection to most of the male population ( and probably female for that matter).

[Bren]

Mmmmmm BBW....way women were meant to be....curves curves and more curves......yummy....

[darkwolf]

Hehehehe she made the size of the word file XXXL as well.

[Mikkel]

I never should have let Nigel take that pic of me, and can't believe he put it on the net... I'll have you all know that I am a really nice person and have a brain to match my body.:mellow:

Which just goes to prove that bigger isn't always better. A narrow but fit mind will always win over a broad and lazy one... :p


At the risk of sounding PC ( and I am most certainly not )

Providing the lady has at least half a brain and a reasonable personality, she is infinately more preferable to that airhead Paris Hilton, who seems to give an erection to most of the male population ( and probably female for that matter).

I very much doubt any thinking man would find Ms. Hilton the least attractive. What I can not grasp is why she and her doings are considered newsworthy.

[MSTRS]

I very much doubt any thinking man would find Ms. Hilton the least attractive. What I can not grasp is why she and her doings are considered newsworthy.

+1...why, I've seen much better snatches down at the Turkish Womens Weight-lifting Club.

[Mekk]

She looks like Britney.

[Stirts]

You know, I keep skim-reading this thread title as "Risks of meeting me on the internet".

So, Stirts... how you doin'?

:blip:

If I were doing any better I'd be cloned!

Thanks for asking :bleh:

[Number One]

But her skin will be knackered now, she'd have to get extensive surgery to tighten everything up otherwise she'd look like a shar pei.

Extensive? Not really.

Just pick her up by her feet, shake her out a bit, chop off the slack and stitch her up again :devil2:

Seriously though..that is sad.

[Stirts]

Extensive? Not really.

Just pick her up by her feet, shake her out a bit, chop off the slack and stitch her up again :devil2:

:gob: like to see you try with this one

[Number One]

:gob: like to see you try with this one

eeewwwwwwwwwww

Would take a few strong surgeons for that job! At least she found some pretty undies in her size though :msn-wink: go equal opportunity! :headbang:

[Bikernereid]

My eyes my eyes. :Pokey: so I don't have to see again.

Don't you think there is enough suffering in the world without having to subject us to these pictures too?

[NOMIS]

well i could imagine my look when i saw her hahaha im always weary of the "big tits pics" hahaha you can never be to carefull. its not being mean fat people piss me off how can you let your self get to that stage???? you gota look in a mirror sometimes or at least have 2 bend over once and a while.
laaaaazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy and thats all it is

[Stirts]

My eyes my eyes. :Pokey: so I don't have to see again.

Don't you think there is enough suffering in the world without having to subject us to these pictures too?

Oh come on.... I thought you liked a bit of girl on girl action!!!!! :blink:

[Bikernereid]

Whoever red repped me for being skinny and nasty, I have taken years of abuse at school and as an adult by fat people in shopping malls telling me how I am anorexic and disgusting so sue me for not being particularly 'fat' friendly!! Skinny people have body image issues too no thanks to being bullied by 'fat' people!!

It is ok for fat people to have a pop at skinny people but not the other way round- got to love double standards!!

[DingoZ]

:gob: like to see you try with this one

:gob:...............................:bye:



not gunna be able to sleep now - thanks a lot

[Bikernereid]

yes but would you really think this would be fair on me. I am only tiny and don't want to get snapped or lost!!


Oh come on.... I thought you liked a bit of girl on girl action!!!!! :blink:

[DingoZ]

We'd have to call out the Search and Rescue teams to locate you...:)

[Bikernereid]

Not sure they would be able to see a flare going off. God I am going straight to red rep hell for that one!!


We'd have to call out the Search and Rescue teams to locate you...:)

[skidMark]

your pretty much hit anything if it spread it legs mate


I think mr kiwifruit would hit anything ...problem is without a pulse it cant be very longterm.

kiwifruit...how bigs your freezer?

[skidMark]

Oh come on.... I thought you liked a bit of girl on girl action!!!!! :blink:


I think in this case it's more like girl IN girl.

[Subike]

Whoever red repped me for being skinny and nasty, I have taken years of abuse at school and as an adult by fat people in shopping malls telling me how I am anorexic and disgusting so sue me for not being particularly 'fat' friendly!! Skinny people have body image issues too no thanks to being bullied by 'fat' people!!

It is ok for fat people to have a pop at skinny people but not the other way round- got to love double standards!!


Im on your side here too , I am slight built, and only 60kg, all my life I have had the comment "put some beef on ya bones" or somethin similar.
My ex even tried to fatten me up! got me to put on 5 kg in three years!
Not my fault I was born Hypoactive, and a 50+ stiill havnt slowed down. So for all you skinny bashers :bash:

As for the "girl" in the pic, she must be american.
Blonde, sholder length hair, slight tan, sunnys, good cleevage and 150kg of McD's at the waist line.
She is very much the typical Yank if the obesity news is to be believed.
One on millions gobbling up all the icecream Fontera makes from our milk.
So keep eating girls, and line our pockets with gold ::argh:

[Edbear]

Whoever red repped me for being skinny and nasty, I have taken years of abuse at school and as an adult by fat people in shopping malls telling me how I am anorexic and disgusting so sue me for not being particularly 'fat' friendly!! Skinny people have body image issues too no thanks to being bullied by 'fat' people!!

It is ok for fat people to have a pop at skinny people but not the other way round- got to love double standards!!


Sigh...! I used to be skinny and thought I'd like to be bigger, now I'm bigger and want to be skinny again...!:bye:

[Bikernereid]

We never seem to be happy with how we are or what we have. I want straight hair and my friend wants curly hair. I have always wanted to be bigger but now I am just thankful that I am the size I am, could be a lot worse.


Sigh...! I used to be skinny and thought I'd like to be bigger, now I'm bigger and want to be skinny again...!:bye:

[Str8 Jacket]

It is ok for fat people to have a pop at skinny people but not the other way round- got to love double standards!!

Actually, its not OK for anyone to judge anyone for any reason. You never know whats around the corner for you and you never know what that person has been through.

[deanohit]

yes but would you really think this would be fair on me. I am only tiny and don't want to get snapped or lost!!:sick::laugh:

[Bikernereid]

everyone does. the minute you meet a new person you judge them on how they look, behave etc etc. it is human nature. what shows intelligence is to admit that your judgements may be wrong!!


Actually, its not OK for anyone to judge anyone for any reason. You never know whats around the corner for you and you never know what that person has been through.

[Edbear]

We never seem to be happy with how we are or what we have. I want straight hair and my friend wants curly hair. I have always wanted to be bigger but now I am just thankful that I am the size I am, could be a lot worse.


Yeah, I just say I'm twice the man she married...but I'm trying to get down to 1,1/2 times...:msn-wink:

I think the last thing you have to worry about is your physique!

[Bikernereid]

I am sure you are loved no matter what!! And two for the price of one, bargain.

Ad yes I do have to worry in that I find it a nightmare to get clothes to fit me. Tall n skinny aint a very popular clothes size!! And there is always the worry of impaling my bloke with my boney hips!!:laugh:


Yeah, I just say I'm twice the man she married...but I'm trying to get down to 1,1/2 times...:msn-wink:

I think the last thing you have to worry about is your physique!

[Stirts]

Whoever red repped me for being skinny and nasty, I have taken years of abuse at school and as an adult by fat people in shopping malls telling me how I am anorexic and disgusting so sue me for not being particularly 'fat' friendly!! Skinny people have body image issues too no thanks to being bullied by 'fat' people!!

It is ok for fat people to have a pop at skinny people but not the other way round- got to love double standards!!

:gob: PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING!!!!!!!....I THOUGHT LIKE THOUGHT LIKE THIS KIND OF LIKE SHIT ONLY HAPPENS LIKE AT HIGH SCHOOL!!!!

Who ever sent the rep needs to farken grow up!

:angry2: sorry to hear that bullshit like that is happening here.....I thought this was "jokes and humor" .... my mistake!

[nodrog]

Whoever red repped me for being skinny and nasty, I have taken years of abuse at school and as an adult by fat people in shopping malls telling me how I am anorexic and disgusting so sue me for not being particularly 'fat' friendly!! Skinny people have body image issues too no thanks to being bullied by 'fat' people!!

It is ok for fat people to have a pop at skinny people but not the other way round- got to love double standards!!

i bet you it was some fat ugly bitch.

[MVnut]

[QUOTE=Bikern1mpho;worry of impaling my bloke with my boney hips!!:laugh:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but what a way to go

[Trudes]

We never seem to be happy with how we are or what we have. I want straight hair and my friend wants curly hair. I have always wanted to be bigger but now I am just thankful that I am the size I am, could be a lot worse.

Yep, some people would moan if their arse was on fire and you pissed on it to put it out.

[Str8 Jacket]

Yep, some people would moan if their arse was on fire and you pissed on it to put it out.

You're always welcome to piss on me Turds! :love:

[Bikernereid]

Isn't that in another thread??


You're always welcome to piss on me Turds! :love:

[Number One]

You're always welcome to piss on me Turds! :love:

So Hels - you a fan of R Kelly or should I say Chappelle?

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=11890&ml_collection=&ml_gateway=&ml_gateway_id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=%2Fmotherload%2Findex.jhtml%3Fml_vid eo%3D11890&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true

LOVED THIS SKETCH!!!

[Trudes]

Nah, she just loves piss (and me of course (there isn't a licking smiley so :-P~))

[Str8 Jacket]

:-P~

Jeepers chicky, I think you have just reached a new low..... I LOVE it!!!

But what about this one?>>>> :bleh: hmmm :blip:

[Lissa]

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trudes]

Jeepers chicky, I think you have just reached a new low..... I LOVE it!!!

But what about this one?>>>> :bleh: hmmm :blip:

hehe, I guess that's a kind of a "licky"......:drool:

[Lissa]

:blink: ...................

[Str8 Jacket]

:drool:


:blink:

WTF are you two doing to each other?!

[Trudes]

Wouldn't you like to know you dirty little girl.

[Bikernereid]

OWNER agrees but had to remind him of my boneyness.


Yeah, but what a way to go

[007XX]

OWNER agrees but had to remind him of my boneyness.

Surely he doesn't have to be reminded quite so soon or is his short term memory really bad?...:laugh:

[Bikernereid]

Ones memory can play tricks and filter out not so nice things such as boney hips. And it has been a month since I left!


Surely he doesn't have to be reminded quite so soon or is his short term memory really bad?...:laugh:

[007XX]

Ones memory can play tricks and filter out not so nice things such as boney hips. And it has been a month since I left!

The way he has been carrying on about how wonderful you are, I don't really think he gives a crap about your bony hips, my dear! ;) :niceone:

[Bikernereid]

I think that that is lovely but he has just vermently denied such a thing!! I even got a request played to me on 95bFM today!! He is a keeper this boy!!


The way he has been carrying on about how wonderful you are, I don't really think he gives a crap about your bony hips, my dear! ;) :niceone:

[007XX]

I think that that is lovely but he has just vermently denied such a thing!! I even got a request played to me on 95bFM today!! He is a keeper this boy!!

Aawww...that's so sweet!!! Alright, hurry your bony arse back here then, before we got to deal with a lovesick owner riding aimlessly around with a forlorn look on his face.

:rofl:

[Bikernereid]

it aint so bad we can talk and see each other every day thanks to the wonder of skype. And I am all for meeting people from the net, look where it got me!! But then again there was no false advertising from either side unlike the young lady that started this thread!!


Aawww...that's so sweet!!! Alright, hurry your bony arse back here then, before we got to deal with a lovesick owner riding aimlessly around with a forlorn look on his face.

:rofl:

[007XX]

it aint so bad we can talk and see each other every day thanks to the wonder of skype. And I am all for meeting people from the net, look where it got me!! But then again there was no false advertising from either side unlike the young lady that started this thread!!

That is just as well...I personally find the prospect of meeting people on the Net terrifying (too much room for dishonnesty), but it is awesome to know that some people actually make it work by being ethical about it. :niceone:

[breakaway]

She looks fat in the myspace pic as well. But some guys get off to that so its all good.

[Bikernereid]

I have met some awesome people from the net and I must say that all the KBers I met were amazing and so cool. But on the other hand there are some complete psychos and lyers who should be avoided at all costs. But really it is just the same as meeting people in bars etc you never know who they really are until you spend time with them.


That is just as well...I personally find the prospect of meeting people on the Net terrifying (too much room for dishonnesty), but it is awesome to know that some people actually make it work by being ethical about it. :niceone: