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Big Dave
18th July 2007, 17:18
<headline>NZ floats idea of degree in prostitution</headline>

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<!--articleDetails--> <!--articleExtras-wrap--> <bod> </bod>Funding for tertiary courses in prostitution could be considered under changes aimed at boosting quality and relevance in the sector, New Zealand education officials say.
But MPs on parliament's education and science select committee were told on Wednesday that although courses in the world's oldest profession might be considered if providers put them forward, they would still have to meet tight criteria to get funding.
The questions on prostitution, posed by New Zealand First MP Brian Donnelly, surfaced as MPs were quizzing Tertiary Education Commission officials on changes to how tertiary education was funded.
Under the changes, from next year, institutions will be bulk funded on the basis of agreed three-year plans rather than on the number of students enrolled in specific approved courses.
Tertiary Education Minister Michael Cullen has said the changes are aimed at increasing the "quality and relevance" of courses.
However, they have raised questions regarding the TEC's actual control over individual courses.
National Party education spokeswoman Katherine Rich said she was concerned by the TEC's apparent "agnostic" attitude towards the content of courses under the new system.
She questioned whether it might lead to a continuing proliferation of courses such as twilight golf seen under the old system.
TEC chief executive Janice Shiner said under the new system a request to provide prostitution courses would be assessed against the same criteria as any other course.
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avgas
18th July 2007, 17:21
fair enough i reckon, why pay if she doesn't know what she is doing.

ajturbo
18th July 2007, 17:41
where do i sign up???

janno
18th July 2007, 17:45
Let me guess! Plenty of volunteers on KB to help with the tutoring and exam marking.

Especially the oral section. :innocent:

janno
18th July 2007, 17:47
fair enough i reckon, why pay if she doesn't know what she is doing.

Or he, don't forget. Oh, and some its out there workin, too.

jrandom
18th July 2007, 17:48
Perfectly sensible. It's just a profession like any other, and God only knows a few of the working girls out there could take a more learned approach to it. Newsflash, ladies: you may think you all have the minimum qualifications, but some of us punters have standards.

In fact, I'd welcome something along the lines of IPENZ (http://www.ipenz.org.nz/ipenz/) for hookers. Professional certification and all that. Capital idea.

tri boy
18th July 2007, 17:56
Thought about "hocking my arse" for money,:sick: but then noted that I couldn't live off 50 cents a week.:shutup:

peasea
18th July 2007, 18:01
Perfectly sensible. It's just a profession like any other, and God only knows a few of the working girls out there could take a more learned approach to it. Newsflash, ladies: you may think you all have the minimum qualifications, but some of us punters have standards.

In fact, I'd welcome something along the lines of IPENZ (http://www.ipenz.org.nz/ipenz/) for hookers. Professional certification and all that. Capital idea.


Yup. I'd back it. Nothing worse than having a bonk and thinking afterward that she didn't put enough effort/talent/time into it. Then what? You can't exactly take her to the Disputes Tribunal can ya? Like a bistro or takeaway, a certificate in the 'door' so to speak would at least give them some sort of grade.

Mind you, finding people to rate hookers would be pretty 'hard' I'd say. I'm tired of getting a wet response, we need to take things in hand, get a breast of things. I'm also tired of inflation, we have to pull together and cum up with a solution.

jrandom
18th July 2007, 18:03
Mind you, finding people to rate hookers would be pretty 'hard' I'd say.

Ignoring your capital-punishment level of punnage there, I should note that it has been attempted (http://www.punternet.com/), with moderately useful results.

Chrislost
18th July 2007, 19:21
do they get acc for workplace injuries yet?

0arbreaka
18th July 2007, 19:27
Are they going to offer a degree for pimping?

mikey62
18th July 2007, 19:54
Yeah I reckon just like hairdressers need ppl to practice on hookers will need ppl (guys and chicks) to as well. So, if anyone hears where the tutoring is to take place PM me first as I don't do seconds :sick:

Crisis management
18th July 2007, 21:27
I think I'll just go and shoot myself, this is even worse than the hip hop studies.

It's the one job thats impossible to fuck up!

0arbreaka
18th July 2007, 22:30
I think I'll just go and shoot myself, this is even worse than the hip hop studies.

It's the one job thats impossible to fuck up!

What about ncea, they seemed to do their best to fuck that up. :yes:

Dave Lobster
19th July 2007, 07:13
.................hip hop studies.



You are joking?

MisterD
19th July 2007, 07:17
So would students on this course be allowed to work in the profession to cover their fees?

ajturbo
19th July 2007, 07:39
part of my adult education teaching training i have to design an assesment...

when that part cums up i'll be asking for ideas....