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mitchilin
19th July 2007, 19:18
you're "cruisin" along,but going way faster than traffic and all of a sudden you hear the siren.Check the mirrors and there's blue and red flashing lights.Check speed,calculate license points,figger alcohol levels,remember who may have *555'd ya,rego,wof,drugs,work out you may be able to bullshit your way through,indicate,pull to the left and the police just go around.Slowly the realisation hits.It's not you but how the fuck did those cops get up on you so fast....?Because you could have just done a runner...?But you didn't!Don't it feel GOOD?

Korea
19th July 2007, 19:25
you're "cruisin" along,but going way faster than traffic and all of a sudden you hear the siren.Check the mirrors and there's blue and red flashing lights.Check speed,calculate license points,figger alcohol levels,remember who may have *555'd ya,rego,wof,drugs,work out you may be able to bullshit your way through,indicate,pull to the left and the police just go around.Slowly the realisation hits.It's not you but how the fuck did those cops get up on you so fast....?Because you could have just done a runner...?But you didn't!Don't it feel GOOD?

While we're on the subject:
What happens when you get *555ed? Does the plod come around and do a housecall?

Winter
19th July 2007, 19:44
you get a friendly letter telling you to pull finger. I know, I have one.

mitchilin
19th July 2007, 19:48
They don't do fuck all, depending how busy they are.I *555"d sumcun who was trying to ram my 4wd truck down the motorway.Got home in time to hear the details given on the scanner.I was gonna do the housecall myself.Bikes don't get *555 often.What can they say?I pulled in front of a bike"I don't know what kind" and he smacked my mirror off and rode off.

T-Thunder13
19th July 2007, 19:53
man i know the feeling. unlicenced, out of curfew,one or two drinks, and speeding, then flashing lights, i pull to the left and they keep on driving! i fogged up my visor i was yelling so hard :scooter:

Cajun
19th July 2007, 19:53
They don't do fuck all, depending how busy they are.I *555"d sumcun who was trying to ram my 4wd truck down the motorway.Got home in time to hear the details given on the scanner.I was gonna do the housecall myself.Bikes don't get *555 often.What can they say?I pulled in front of a bike"I don't know what kind" and he smacked my mirror off and rode off.

my father in law recieved a letter from someone who *555 him on a yellow gsxr600 had passed unsavely, thru the gorge to paereo <my bike, me riding>

mitchilin
19th July 2007, 20:21
my father in law recieved a letter from someone who *555 him on a yellow gsxr600 had passed unsavely, thru the gorge to paereo <my bike, me riding>

How hardcore are you?

mitchilin
19th July 2007, 20:23
You got it.But how did they sneak up on you?

MotoGirl
19th July 2007, 20:27
How hardcore are you?

Bike's registered in dad's name...

avgas
19th July 2007, 20:36
Happened so many times.
Not quite a cheech and chong moment though - need an ambulance for that

mitchilin
19th July 2007, 20:50
Its happened to.And u r all a abunch of big girls blouses

Bullitt
19th July 2007, 22:11
Most interesting one I had was on a two lane motorway at night so I didnt realise there was a cop behind me. The car in the left lane was doing about 110 and I was passing him. See flashing lights behind me so I pull into the left lane in front of the other car. However before i can pull over the other car pulls over and the cop pulls in behind him:Punk:

xwhatsit
20th July 2007, 00:51
I'm sitting on the motorway heading to West Auckland (what's that called? Western Motorway? Sounds like a good name for it anyway :)), at about 120kph (was flaming cold, impatient, and tired, and that's no excuse :innocent:), 3.30am, no L-plate, no keys in ignition (in my pocket so they didn't fly away).

Off go the sirens -- I shit myself -- indicate left, police motorcycle goes screaming past like I was standing still. So loud! Must've been right behind me when he hit the sirens. Why wait so long?

Scary.

MSTRS
20th July 2007, 09:15
I'm sitting on the motorway heading to West Auckland (what's that called? Western Motorway? Sounds like a good name for it anyway :)), at about 120kph (was flaming cold, impatient, and tired, and that's no excuse :innocent:), 3.30am, no L-plate, no keys in ignition (in my pocket so they didn't fly away).

Off go the sirens -- I shit myself -- indicate left, police motorcycle goes screaming past like I was standing still. So loud! Must've been right behind me when he hit the sirens. Why wait so long?

Scary.

Sirens are only necessary when there is someone to hear them. If that cop was going as fast as you reckon, he was probably right up your date before he saw your bitsy tail-light. Either that, or you weren't concentrating :innocent:

xwhatsit
20th July 2007, 12:19
Well I wasn't checking my mirror -- that may have been complacent, but it was 120kph on a near-deserted motorway.

Or maybe my CB is so lightening-fast that some kind of super-doppler-effect prevented me from hearing the siren until he was a couple of metres away :lol:

675trippy
20th July 2007, 15:14
Or maybe my CB is so lightening-fast that some kind of super-doppler-effect prevented me from hearing the siren until he was a couple of metres away :lol:[/QUOTE]

yeah that is it mate got to be:nono:

vifferman
20th July 2007, 15:27
you're "cruisin" along,but going way faster than traffic and all of a sudden you hear the siren.Check the mirrors and there's blue and red flashing lights.Check speed,calculate license points,figger alcohol levels,remember who may have *555'd ya,rego,wof,drugs,work out you may be able to bullshit your way through,indicate,pull to the left and the police just go around.Slowly the realisation hits.It's not you but how the fuck did those cops get up on you so fast....?Because you could have just done a runner...?But you didn't!Don't it feel GOOD?
I don't remember one of these. :angry:
It's more like:
You're "cruisin" along,didn't think you were going significantly faster than traffic and all of a sudden you hear the siren. Check the mirrors and there's blue and red flashing lights. You think, "Nah... surely it's not me?!?" but you pull over to get out of the way, and the blardy red'n'blue flashing lights pull over too!! :shit:
Where did that cop come from? How did he get there?
Doesn't that sinking feeling feel like poo?

Luckily, this happened only three times in my life, but that was three times too many...

janno
20th July 2007, 18:19
I've never been pulled over on the motorbike. Cos I'm a good girl. :innocent:

But I've been through a couple of RBTs.

The look on the cop's face when you lift your dark visor and chirp a distinctly feminine sounding "hello!" is bloody priceless . . . :2thumbsup:2thumbsup

Chrislost
21st July 2007, 17:53
i went through a breath stop once with my reg and wof missing, while unlicenced.
fourtunatly they wernt checking for them but was enough to give me a wake up call not to ride untill i got it back